NBA 2018-19 Thread: Offseason (Gone Fishin')

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Postby ecto » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:51 pm

stake i respect this tactic of shitting on your favorite team in order to shit on the celtics
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Postby whatabout tim » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:52 pm

Makes no sense to spend money on kemba for the C's. People calling the C's the "new raptors" are really stretching for a take.
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:52 pm

i am sort of surprised by the decision of canadians to ruin all good will they've accumulated over hundreds of years just because one of their sports teams won a single title but i guess i don't understand their culture.
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Postby soft milk » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:52 pm

it's like when a guy is trying to stab you so you pull the knife into you letting him stab you so you can get close enough to bite him in the face
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Postby soft milk » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:53 pm

Beautiful Jugdish wrote:i am sort of surprised by the decision of canadians to ruin all good will they've accumulated over hundreds of years just because one of their sports teams won a single title but i guess i don't understand their culture.


yes all of that good will we had with the city of boston
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Postby WAC » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:57 pm

Why are we assuming Hayward’s contract is dead weight?
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:57 pm

chandler wrote:i posted something similar in season, but scary terry sucking low key fucked up the celtics long term plans. he would have been an ideal sign and trade piece if viewed as a starting caliber pg for some team out there but that doesn't look like the case now

with heyward's dead weight contract, horford's $30mil cap hit became their only tradable big $$$ contract and he opted out rather than get traded to the pelicans or wherever

At least the Celtics still have emerging superstar Daniel Theis.
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Postby ecto » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:59 pm

this sounds crazy but i do not agree with the take that kemba walker would not be a good signing for the celtics
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Postby soft milk » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:00 pm

i think the majority of teams should be happy if kemba walker signs with them
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Postby chandler » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:03 pm

WAC wrote:Why are we assuming Hayward’s contract is dead weight?


maybe i'm missing the obvious, but in what scenario(s) would a team take on his contract
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:04 pm

I have high expectations for Jaylen and Tatum and I’d like for that to be the priority of the Celtics next year. Because of that I’m wary of any big name signings this summer.

I’m definitely open to changing that position but right now that seems like the safest path to having a good time while being flexible enough to get better later.
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Postby soft milk » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:06 pm

hey how come you're less defensive when responding to ecto????????
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Postby jack » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:08 pm

HEll yeah dude. i hope some gms out there are listening to my man steve kyler, the basketball genius

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Postby ecto » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:08 pm

i think a safer path is having kemba walker feeding them instead of terry rozier
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:11 pm

jack wrote:HEll yeah dude. i hope some gms out there are listening to my man steve kyler, the basketball genius


I'd definitely prefer Wiggins and a pick in this scenario.

Well, I'd rather choose neither, but if I had to...
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Postby scurrydog » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:15 pm

The Celtics situation makes me wonder if brad Stevens is low key a real dickhead coach.
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:15 pm

Cus ecto wasn’t being a jerk to me!
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Postby WAC » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:17 pm

chandler wrote:
WAC wrote:Why are we assuming Hayward’s contract is dead weight?


maybe i'm missing the obvious, but in what scenario(s) would a team take on his contract


There just seems to be this widespread notion that he’s gonna be 2018-19 Hayward for the rest of his career and the Celtics need to dump his contract at the nadir of his value. He could still be a good to very good player again the next two seasons, in which case he would be very useful to have on the roster.
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Postby soft milk » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:18 pm

Beautiful Jugdish wrote:Cus ecto wasn’t being a jerk to me!


i was just ribbin!!!! i swears!
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:20 pm

I definitely think Hayward will have a better season this year. It takes awhile to get back from the injury he had and if Kyrie and Horford leave, it opens up the opportunity for him to be one of the main options again, which he'll be more comfortable with than his role last season.

Will he be worth his contract? Probably not but it was signed before the injury, so what can you do?
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Postby WAC » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:21 pm

scurrydog wrote:The Celtics situation makes me wonder if brad Stevens is low key a real dickhead coach.


“I bet notoriously high key dickhead Kyrie Irving is right here and everyone else he’s coached over his career was wrong”
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Postby draw » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:22 pm

The problem is not with Brad Stevens or Kyrie Irving; it's with the city of Boston itself.
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Postby ecto » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:23 pm

The Kawhi situation makes me wonder if pop is low key a real dickhead coach.
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Postby speakers » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:24 pm

low key hate the phrase "low key"
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Postby speakers » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:25 pm

low key love jugdish getting trolled by soft milk
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Postby jack » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:32 pm

low key hate to see it
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Postby WAC » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:33 pm

A lot of people forget that Hayward had to get a second surgery at the end of the 2017-18 season and effectively didn’t get to have an offseason.

On Aug. 28 at St. Bernard High School in Los Angeles, about two dozen scouts, players, and trainers watched as Gordon Hayward and Bradley Beal lined up to play one-on-one.

It was Hayward's first time playing one-on-one against an NBA starter since undergoing an unexpected second surgery in late May to remove a plate and screws from around the left ankle Hayward shattered five minutes into his Celtics career. The discovery that he needed another surgery had devastated Hayward. It threw his rehabilitation timetable into disarray. By Aug. 28, he was supposed to have been months into five-on-five games against NBA competition. Now, he was easing into one-on-one.


https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/24896793/zach-lowe-gordon-hayward-recovery-boston-celtics
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:35 pm

Hayward is going to be “sick nasty” this year
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Postby speakers » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:47 pm

we're all praying for noted white supremacist gordon hayward to get back to his all star form
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Postby soft milk » Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:48 pm

i mean tweeting it out before scratched the stealth, stein

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