NBA 2018-19 Thread: Offseason (Gone Fishin')

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Postby tolka » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:57 pm

pissydan wrote:kemba on tomorrow's desus & mero


would anyone know where to find a copy of this? :ahuh:
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Postby WAC » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:12 pm

He said ALOT of shit last night. And most of it WASN'T how he supported a fascist.
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Postby jumper » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:21 pm

Current status: lookin for da fuck shit
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:23 pm

People seemed to think Middleton was really overpaid but I'd gladly take that signing over both Simmons and Tobias.
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Postby draw » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:28 pm

I hope you become the GM of the Lakers one day
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Postby Marx & Engels » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:33 pm

The Sixers really ruined all popular perception of Ben Simmons just by insisting on calling him a PG
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:35 pm

imagine paying a dude 34 million/year who can’t shoot
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Postby Marx & Engels » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:43 pm

Why would an already capped-out team care about how much they're paying a 23-year-old All-Star who would be incredibly easy to trade if fit continues to be an issue?
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Postby antoine » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:44 pm

Dikembe Mutombo couldn't shoot
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:06 pm

draw wrote:I hope you become the GM of the Lakers one day

I hope so too, because then I would have a lot of money.
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Postby draw » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:31 pm

Good take!
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Postby trouble » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:42 pm

antoine wrote:Dikembe Mutombo couldn't shoot


can ben simmons block?
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Postby trouble » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:44 pm

42nd in the league last year, the only guard among that group, not too shabby
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:47 pm

looks like the lakers have a big 3 after all:

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Postby jalapeño ranch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:48 pm

Zorb, please do not disrespect Dudley like that.
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Postby draw » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:42 pm

Giannis getting a feel for his future city
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Postby pissydan » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:49 pm

draw wrote: Giannis getting a feel for his future city

he going to the nets?
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Postby WAC » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:48 pm

It's kind of annoying that the Grizzlies drafted guys in back to back years where it was obvious in real time they should have been drafted higher
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Postby soft milk » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:20 pm

kemba was great on desus and mero
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:59 pm

landspeedrecord wrote:imagine paying a dude 34 million/year who can’t shoot

Laugh all you want but I think Giannis is worth it.
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:02 am

Spoilt Victorian Child wrote:
landspeedrecord wrote:imagine paying a dude 34 million/year who can’t shoot

Laugh all you want but I think Giannis is worth it.



dude


youre better than this
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:03 am

I know Simmons confuses people but like two weeks ago we agreed to pay a much worse player even more money, I don't get how this moves the needle.
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Postby funkfunkfunk » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:00 am

Shaggy 2 Dope wrote:
Spoilt Victorian Child wrote:
landspeedrecord wrote:imagine paying a dude 34 million/year who can’t shoot

Laugh all you want but I think Giannis is worth it.



dude


youre better than this


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jockesh or jakesh in farsi means pimp and unlike american in farsi pimp is a big insult and commonly applied to scoundrels and bad people like bush jr and i dont know of a word for actual jocks i dont think its a thing in iran but also anyway i wanted to say i believe in nothing
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:21 am

besides giannis is gonna get like 44 per year
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Postby WAC » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:28 am

The thing about the Simmons contract is that it’s not even the worst rookie extension offered to a member of the 2016 draft class this offseason (which is also not one of the worst contracts in the league).
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Postby speakers » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:30 am

WAC wrote:The thing about the Simmons contract is that it’s not even the worst rookie extension offered to a member of the 2016 draft class this offseason (which is also not one of the worst contracts in the league).


tune in next post for the big reveal!
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Postby WAC » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:35 am

I’m talking, of course, about the Warriors exercising Damian Jones’s team option.
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:37 am

damn, I had money on dragan bender
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:27 am

wendy wrote:
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