users with >999 posts and 0 topics

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby black mamba » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:04 pm

is there a user with >999 posts but 0 topics?
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Postby tricksforchips » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:05 pm

best user if so.
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Postby big zorb » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:07 pm

i saw this pre-edit. i know what you've done, black mamba.
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Postby k_uger » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:09 pm

I think I’ve got 2...

I got a text telling me about this thread so... thanks, Guy, for thinking of me?
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Postby k_uger » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:13 pm

I’ve got ONE: http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=105598

my very first post on the board 2 years ago got immediately snarked by a well known boarder, so I’ve mostly politely kept to my nerdy little circles...
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Postby Riverchrist » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:17 pm

Thanks to Bstein's deletion it now (falsely) appears that I am personally responsible for the creation of classic threads like:

"what pornstar is this"

and

"I printed out these pics of Mike [Ness]"
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Postby blab » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:20 pm

big zorb wrote:i saw this pre-edit. i know what you've done, black mamba.


what is the play here?
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Postby black mamba » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:27 pm

blab wrote:
big zorb wrote:i saw this pre-edit. i know what you've done, black mamba.


what is the play here?


i changed the number from 1000 to 999 to be more precise. user big zorb is well known on this website as a kind hearted rabble-rouser and is simply trying to 'stir the pot' for 'fun'
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Postby black mamba » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:28 pm

k_uger wrote:I’ve got ONE: http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=105598

my very first post on the board 2 years ago got immediately snarked by a well known boarder, so I’ve mostly politely kept to my nerdy little circles...


ty for your candour user k_uger
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Postby Hoxha » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:31 pm

The only thread that will ever be posted with this username is "Hoxha's wife here, he died."
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Postby black mamba » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:33 pm

woah story checks out. user hoxha is now the post count to beat
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Postby shark week » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:35 pm

it seems like i'm averaging 1 thread per 999 posts

i have a bus transpo thread, a coffee table reveal thread, a Wayne the Train Hancock thread, a US copyright infringement ISP standards thread, a thread for when i was laid off 2 years ago, a thread to celebrate the last post in a locked 2016 politics thread, a thread for when my parents' car was stolen and only moved a few blocks because there was no gas in it

there must be a one more i'm forgetting

is there somewhere i can look this up?
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Postby shark week » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:37 pm

oh, i also have a Men at Work song thread and a thread detailing an interaction with a stranger
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Postby shark week » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:38 pm

wow, my count was way off
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Postby alaska » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:40 pm

Making threads is fun. And if they fail they're gone real fast
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Postby alaska » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:40 pm

What I'm saying is, Go for it!!
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Postby shark week » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:43 pm

at least 7 of those 34 threads were not made by me

but there's at least two or three i made that were wiped out in board purges
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Postby black mamba » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:54 pm

those topics are yours now according to phpBB law. sorry user shark week
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Postby fester » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:03 pm

If I post a thread it's generally a stupid parody
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Postby black mamba » Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:55 pm

alaska wrote:What I'm saying is, Go for it!!


iawtp
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Postby black mamba » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:49 pm

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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:53 pm

i need to learn how to do searches
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Postby black mamba » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:54 pm

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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:57 pm

i may own the record for users with >999 posts and topics with 0 replies
WHITESOXXX-XXX-XXXX
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Postby Marx & Engels » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:03 pm

I had this going until I succumbed to the temptation of making a thread about Papa John. Tale as old as time
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:05 pm

black mamba wrote:search.php?keywords=&terms=all&author=mcwop23+&sc=1&sf=firstpost&sr=topics&sk=t&sd=d&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search


look i’m sorry
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Postby KALM » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:17 pm

i only have 1 on this mk but deletions make it look more like 5

i have to remember not to reply too quickly to threads now
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:18 pm

Don't recall ever making a post or thread tbh
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Postby big zorb » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:20 pm

You made the one about huge stinky farts, nathan
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