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Postby pablito » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:48 am

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took this picture of the beam above my bed. im wondering about that black line. its abiut two inches long. it comes out of the seam between the beam and the ceiling. i live in an old basement and im pretty certain its an animal part, either insect or rodent. it shows up every few weeks in that exact same position every time, doesn’t move ever, hangs out for a few hours then disappears at some point when im not staring at it. it freaks me out and i dont wanna stand on my bed to see what it is. any thoughts. tone sincere
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Postby kit fox » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:50 am

very curious. my guess is that its a bent nail or something that rotates out when the floor above is walked on in a certain way which is why it pops out and disappears at random intervals. dont be afraid
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Postby pablito » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:56 am

thats hard for me to buy, kit fox, but come to think of it its a little weird for an insect or rodent to spend time in the exact same spot like weeks apart
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Postby pablito » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:58 am

important - the tip of it appears to be pointed and a little wider than the, uh, shaft
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:59 am

sounds like a nail alright
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Postby miko mido » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:23 am

It's black mold. You're gonna get mushrooms growing in there soon.
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:32 am

It might just be the texture and lighting of the stuff behind it but that looks like the limb of a nasty arthropod.
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Postby death is my amigo » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:42 am

seems too rigid to be a part of an animal. even a bug
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:46 am

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_generation
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Postby can » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:02 am

looks like a very long nail of a paw
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Postby separator » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:02 am

this is pretty freaky pablito
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Postby RIXX » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:20 am

it looks to be more like an errant cut into the wood rather than some actual nail or physical extremity

i don't know really anything about houses but is it possible that wood ceiling is expanding when you turn on the heat and contracting when its cold out and the cut disappears with the latter? maybe they don't shift that much idk i'm out of my domain
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Postby trouble » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:22 am

I say get some tongs and give it a gentle tug
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Postby Lucky » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:27 am

trouble wrote:I say get some tongs and give it a gentle tug


and after that pablito can go investigate this weird thing
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the new guinea flatworm
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Oct 12, 2018 7:05 am

trouble wrote:I say get some tongs and give it a gentle tug

And then lick it
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Postby Dinosauria We » Fri Oct 12, 2018 7:32 am

looks like you got a damn narwhal in your ceiling friend
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aye-aye finger
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Postby easy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:47 am

keeping a watchful eye on this thread
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Postby internetfriend » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:50 am

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Postby bear » Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:45 am

a fell sign, this.
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Postby Seamus » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:23 pm

it's a camera, you're being watched
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:24 pm

trouble wrote:I say get some tongs and give it a gentle tug


Do not do this.
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Postby bear » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:25 pm

Seamus wrote:it's a camera, you're being watched


that seems.. not unlikely given, given the pattern described
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Postby fester » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:43 pm

oh that's my dick sorry :oops:
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Postby fester » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:44 pm

sorry i didn't mean to be vulgar.

i should have said weener.
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Postby pablito » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:40 pm

i first saw it when i was dealing with mice so i assumed it was, like, a rat’s leg but it never moved at all and i never saw any other evidence of rats. then i thought it was a bug thing of some sort but what kind of bug would that be and why would it always appear in the same place. im liking the nail theory but its hard for me to figure out the physics of it repeatedly moving back and forth and it doesn’t really look that much like a nail to me
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Postby Bartatua » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:45 pm

Look at that sucker
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Postby bear » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:28 pm

theres a lone construction worker on the floor above nailing and unnailing this nail, forever, seeking perfection
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