Disney/Pixar thead: Lion King & Aladdin (2019)

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Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby madness and chaos » Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:40 pm

will watch

will also cry
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Postby Marza » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:54 pm

reckon seth rogen will play pumbaa or scar?
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Postby Shalabi » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:04 pm

Seth Rogan. Fuck it, i'm out.
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Postby mites » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:23 pm

madness and chaos wrote:will watch

will also cry
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Postby This Guy » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:55 pm

I’m fuckin hyped
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Postby internetfriend » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:58 pm

Marza wrote:reckon seth rogen will play pumbaa or scar?

scar is his and john oliver’s voices layered on top of one another
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:05 pm

should still be Jeremy irons
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:06 pm

or Ron Jeremy
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Postby terrific bedwetter » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:38 pm

odd and ugly
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Postby terrific bedwetter » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:39 pm

i cant complain though. i should quit my job and get hired as a projectionist so i can just screen 30s of the original before someone complains to staff and drags my ass into the town square
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:49 pm

gonna take my cat to see this
CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby That Demon Life » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:07 am

So I'm guessing John Oliver must be Zazu
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Postby shacky » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:22 am

terrific bedwetter wrote:odd and ugly

yeah i never saw jungle book so i don't really get the appeal of what looks like a shot for shot remake except in a different and creepier style of animation?

like watching a whole episode of
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Postby madness and chaos » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:25 am

whoa what is that

haha
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Postby shacky » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:36 am

just a classic gag from classic simpsons!

in hunting it down ive discovered there's an inordinate amount of horrifying 'real simpsons' fanart out there btw
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Postby antoine » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:36 am

fuck disney
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Postby grammatron » Fri Nov 23, 2018 2:02 am

This looks incredible.
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Postby antoine » Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:06 am

Maybe I'm just too cynical but how can this be construed as anything other than an unnecessary cash grab remake? The original is great already. Why you gotta keep doing this Hollywood. Also CGI isn't exciting anymore. Neither is Seth Rogen.
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Postby shacky » Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:13 am

beauty and the beast made 1.3 billion dollars

it's what the ppl want
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Postby Grey Poupon » Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:46 am

I hope the last reel is about the ecological apocalypse so kids rise up and kill owners of SUVs to save Gaia
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Postby becky » Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:40 am

Baby simba looks so cute
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:40 am

loving all this live-action
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:42 am

this looks Van Sant Psycho level silly and pointless

I'm sure it will make billions of dollars
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:52 am

Why is it literally shot for shot?
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:53 am

I'm guessing it's probably not for the whole movie but using that as a marketing strategy is really telling
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Postby easy » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:55 am

complaining about "cash grab hollywood remakes" in 2018 is sort of like complaining about being on the Do Not Call list and still getting spam calls, or complaining about "all the commercials before movies these days"
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:55 am

Probably didn't even need to get JEJ back in the studio.
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:55 am

everybody at my thanksgiving party was like ugh CGI Lion King? Pass!
And then when someone googled that Beyonce was in it, everyone got excited except for my dad, who said she was talentless
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Postby odilon redon » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:08 pm

yeah jeremy irons reprising scar would have really helped me overlook how superfluous and craven this yet another literal remake is but now i’m going to have to really begrudgingly purchase my ticket
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