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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:42 pm

spix et chicho wrote:Will Smith’s face not matching the movements of the genie’s face is like when Steven Spielberg green-screened Spagett’s hair onto Tim


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Postby furrowed brow » Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:37 pm

Out of new Disney/Pixar stuff it does feel to me as though Frozen will have the largest ongoing pop cultural relevance, just in terms of the amount of kids it has and will be a formative movie experience for. Maybe that's partly because it's about white people.
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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:50 am

not sure why will smith as genie blew up clickbait news for a cycle or two

he looks like will smith as a blue genie, what else did people expect? more face morphing?
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Postby easy » Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:53 pm

the OG lion king was on freeform last night and folks, I don’t think it’s even that good of a movie
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Postby easy » Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:53 pm

matthew broderick as simba is such an air ball. the music stoinks for the most part.
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Postby separator » Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:00 pm

easy wrote:the music stoinks for the most part.


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Postby Bob511 » Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:01 pm

Huh, Tim Rice is a UKIP guy.
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Postby Bob511 » Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:31 pm

Which is to say, yeah,
easy wrote:the music stoinks for the most part.

but also, which are supposed to be the sympathetic lyrics in, like, "One Jump Ahead"?
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Postby Bob511 » Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:31 pm

Not to mention "Be Prepared".
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Postby Fr. Blanc » Sun Mar 10, 2019 2:53 pm

Poppins Returns fucking ruled
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Postby No Good Advice » Sun Mar 10, 2019 3:07 pm

easy wrote:the OG lion king was on freeform last night and folks, I don’t think it’s even that good of a movie


Rewatched it last year, and what struck me more than anything is that it's quite ugly. Especially background elements. Looks like Flash animation.
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Postby Fr. Blanc » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:26 am

fuck yeah
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Postby No Good Advice » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:32 am

The movie will make a lot of money. I still can't get over how poor the BatB remake was as a _musical_ though. Really, truly bad. I would get good enjoyment out of these lazy remakes as long as the musical numbers worked and the actors knew how to do them. I'm all for Disney on Broadway on Film.
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Postby odilon redon » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:02 am

Franco wrote:fuck yeah
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Postby odilon redon » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:05 am

i might need to take lsd for the first time in over a decade when i eagerly go see this
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:46 am

No Good Advice wrote:The movie will make a lot of money. I still can't get over how poor the BatB remake was as a _musical_ though. Really, truly bad. I would get good enjoyment out of these lazy remakes as long as the musical numbers worked and the actors knew how to do them. I'm all for Disney on Broadway on Film.


The songs sounded meh in this new Aladdin trailer as well.

I'm just not feeling the live action remakes, clearly I'm not the target audience here. :)
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Postby saranclaps ultra mode 9000 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:48 am

i had to stop watching that trailer b/c i was starting to think that didn't look half-bad
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Postby Bad Craziness » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:17 pm

I’m cautiously optimistic after that new trailer. Maybe they put up an early test render of the genie in the previous teaser as a twisted form of market research
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Postby goofjan » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:19 pm

But is this my grampa's Aladdin?
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby antoine » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:31 pm

Franco wrote:

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Postby high bias » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:41 pm

there's a cafeteria on disney's glendale campus called the 'big D cafe.' did a spit take when i saw it
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Postby odilon redon » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:54 am

that looks boring as hell. they should have gone more stylized with it
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Postby Fr. Blanc » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:58 am

yeah, P.U. that's a shot for shot remake with no personality
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Postby Kenny » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:59 am

I honestly don't understand the point of that movie beyond just "Give me your money"

how is anybody involved in making that at all satisfied
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Postby Fr. Blanc » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:09 am

Kenny wrote:I honestly don't understand the point of that movie beyond just "Give me your money"

how is anybody involved in making that at all satisfied


In hindsight, Beauty and the Beast and Cinderella were justified at the very least as costuming showcases. Maleficent had good mood. Jungle Book I guess had groundbreaking technicals, although it sounds like it has a surprising amount of fans here. This is proving to be a head-scratcher in that regard.
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:12 am

what if we took all the fun camp stuff and threw it away and replaced it with nothing
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