Disney/Pixar thead: Lion King & Aladdin (2019)

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Postby Bad Craziness » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:12 pm

they fucking gobbled up the monstrosity of the BatB remake, and they’ll gobble this shit up too, just shoveling it into their grinning, unthinking wall-eyed faces, as deliriously happily as they are when they’re watching the new singing show or tucking into their 18th rewatch of The Office
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Postby tgk » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:13 pm

Holy shit genie smith looks awful. Also dumbo is gonna be a big pile of shit this is tim burton we're talking about.
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Postby Chyet » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:13 pm

sounds like Arabian Nights is ready for its non-Disney moment
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Postby Franco » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:14 pm

I liked Beauty and the Beast
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Postby furrowed brow » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:15 pm

inspectorhound wrote:how is this real

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It actually isn't; that image was generated using computers. That's the magic of hollywood bebe!
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Postby Amblin » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:20 pm

How was the Beauty and the Beast remake a monstrosity?
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Postby furrowed brow » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:29 pm

emma watson can't sing, don't @ me
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:39 pm

Bad Craziness wrote:


tone: sincere this actually looks so bad that i feel bad for thinking it. like looking at will smith there i feel like when your friend is so earnestly sharing some thing they did and it's no good at all but you also care about them and you're like maaaaan
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:41 pm

inspectorhound wrote:how is this real

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wonder how many people who didn't go see Spider-Verse because "it's a cartoon" are gonna see this
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Postby Amblin » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:47 pm

Yeah people watching an Aladdin remake hate animated movies
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Postby Amblin » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:48 pm

When did this board turn into an AICN talkback section
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Postby saranclaps » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:51 pm

How does Guy Ritchie have a career beyond directing mid-season episodes of Iron Fist season two after like 15 flops and shitty films?
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Postby easy » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:52 pm

first
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Postby loaf angel » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:06 pm

do we get to see inside the Genie's lamp
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Postby shacky » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:16 pm

bad craziness why do u hate sheeple so much???
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Postby shacky » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:20 pm

i can't wait to watch the new classic aladdin and all of Disney exciting new motion picture event
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:20 pm

Amblin wrote:Yeah people watching an Aladdin remake hate animated movies


i actually know at least one person who saw the live action BatB and was skeptical of spidey for that reason (and it seems like the box office would kinda support this? or even the box office of Aquaman, another shittier superhero movie out at the same time!)

and i don't think that the people who said that about SV hate animated movies, they just thought of it as some kinda "lesser" thing?
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Postby Viola Swamp » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:35 pm

Kyle Mooney IS Jafar
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Postby ripersnifle » Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:04 pm

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Postby palmer eldritch » Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:17 pm

this shit is fuckin crazy
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Postby Viz » Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:23 pm

I hope this does a Solo and Disney just stops
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Postby jack » Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:39 pm

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Postby furrowed brow » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:30 am

Remember when they made the snake from the Jungle Book a girl?
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Postby furrowed brow » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:32 am

Thing is it's not like we're getting these things in lieu of original content. Disney (and Pixar) still make good, original kids movies all the time.
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:32 am

can't stop laughing at blue will smith genie
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Postby spix et chicho » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:36 am

Will Smith’s face not matching the movements of the genie’s face is like when Steven Spielberg green-screened Spagett’s hair onto Tim
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Postby odilon redon » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:47 am

tgk wrote:Holy shit genie smith looks awful. Also dumbo is gonna be a big pile of shit this is tim burton we're talking about.


dude no, burton has something to prove after everyone shit on the futterwhacken movie that made a billion dollars, he's gonna make sure dumbo the elephant is good
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Postby odilon redon » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:48 am

tim burton is my dad
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Postby Architecture » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:22 pm

inspectorhound wrote:how is this real

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This is some low-rent FMV game shit and I am laughing so hard
try the data then reply
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Postby furrowed brow » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:27 pm

odilon redon wrote:tim burton is my dad


lol

Y'all see what Disney is thinking for Nightmare Before Christmas?

https://moviehole.net/exclusive-talks-underway-for-nightmare-before-christmas-follow-up/

"There’s talk at Disney to “do something with “Nightmare Before Christmas” – probably a sequel but live-action possible” we’ve been informed (the tip comes from someone who has given Moviehole credible intent in the past; in particular, they were spot-on with the “Backdraft 2” scoop they offered us)."

I feel like, despite protest from many, Johnny Depp's not dead, he's surely alive.
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