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Postby Shalabi » Tue May 14, 2019 10:23 am

yikes
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Postby loaf angel » Tue May 14, 2019 10:23 am

man. I thought I was being punked at the beginning there. had to double-check the twitter account
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Postby goofjan » Tue May 14, 2019 10:26 am

:shock:
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby blurst of times » Tue May 14, 2019 10:28 am

Demi's song was better
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Postby odilon redon » Tue May 14, 2019 11:43 am

geez. i was actually really rooting for this one, i have a lot of affection for the og aladdin and the 2nd(?) trailer was fine enough but this clip is fuckin pathetic in like every aspect. guy ritchie just straight up bad
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Postby wuk » Tue May 14, 2019 12:01 pm

Did they give up on making him blue
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Postby Franco » Tue May 14, 2019 12:13 pm

he's only blue in private. human form is a disguise
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Postby goofjan » Tue May 14, 2019 12:16 pm

Will Smith seems pretty blue in that clip if you ask me.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Franco » Tue May 14, 2019 12:20 pm

and green
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Postby my piano » Tue May 14, 2019 12:25 pm

i went back and watched the original clip and turns out robin williams couldn't fucking sing either
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Postby blurst of times » Tue May 14, 2019 2:05 pm

bad month for blue cartoon heroes
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Postby Franco » Tue May 14, 2019 2:07 pm

Yeah, in retrospect we all should have known Papa Smurf had something like that in his past
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue May 14, 2019 3:39 pm

how come scar isnt orange anymore? would have been absolutely sick
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue May 14, 2019 5:26 pm

honestly i will still see aladdin, what the fuck

i miss will smith i guess
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Postby Bad Craziness » Tue May 14, 2019 6:29 pm

Robin Williams and Eric Goldberg created such a singular, iconic performance that only really works in 2D animation, and I can’t stomach...whatever this is...being framed as any kind of improvement/upgrade

the rest of the movie at least has merit for lavish production values or whatever, but to go from “magical amorphous being that rapidly shape-shifts into an endless sequence of visual/vocal gags like a DMT elf” to “will smith carefully hitting his choreography marks” is such a catastrophic downgrade it’s giving me some kind of vertigo
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Postby Bob511 » Sat May 18, 2019 11:13 am

Akiva Schaffer, one-third of Lonely Island along with Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone, has closed a deal to direct the studio’s live-action/CG hybrid take on Rescue Rangers.

Plot details for Rangers are being squirreled away, but it will not be an origin story nor detective agency story. Rather, the take is being described as being meta, something self-referential and cool.
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Postby Franco » Sat May 18, 2019 11:31 am

Chip and Dale were my favorites growing up so this is all starting to hit close to home. An origin or noir-ish detective story is the right call you idiots, nobody needs another Jason Segal Muppets.
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Postby goofjan » Sat May 18, 2019 11:46 am

meta, self-referential, and cool

"Uh... do you even rescue, bro???"

I love that we're immersing children in irony, snark, and cynicism as early as possible. bodes well for the future.
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Postby Franco » Sat May 18, 2019 11:52 am

Speaking of, what exactly is their origin? I love those fucks but still have no idea. Better to not explore it in this planned yuckfest
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Postby furrowed brow » Sat May 18, 2019 4:39 pm

goofjan wrote:meta, self-referential, and cool


I mean, this pretty much describes Spiderverse, right?
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Postby Shalabi » Mon May 20, 2019 8:32 pm

pretty interesting video about Williams and Disney's feud around Aladdin

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Postby ashtrayheart » Mon May 20, 2019 10:10 pm

goofjan wrote:meta, self-referential, and cool

"Uh... do you even rescue, bro???"

I love that we're immersing children in irony, snark, and cynicism as early as possible. bodes well for the future.

love or hate em, i wouldn’t use any of those words to describe lonely island, really.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Mon May 20, 2019 10:26 pm

goofjan wrote:meta, self-referential, and cool

"Uh... do you even rescue, bro???"

I love that we're immersing children in irony, snark, and cynicism as early as possible. bodes well for the future.


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Postby goofjan » Tue May 21, 2019 8:07 am

oh I didn’t mean Lonely Island. I don’t think they wrote it, right? I mean who knows. maybe it’ll be the best thing ever. I’m just picturing some meeting where executives are like, “It’s gotta be COOL.”
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue May 28, 2019 11:21 am

I gotta say I did not see all the "actually Aladdin is awesome because of representation" takes on Twitter coming

I mean of course it is great that they cast non-white actors but the movie still looks like hot garbage
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Postby No Good Advice » Wed May 29, 2019 12:01 am

It's kinda interesting to hear Menken write what is essentially a standard modern pop song, but I'm not sure if I like the track.

Also Pasek & Paul creeping their way into Disney productions.. that's no good.
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Postby Debbie » Wed May 29, 2019 12:09 am

the movie was pretty good imo

i dunno about granting disney any representation points in 2019, though, and they always seem to show their hand a bit. the "speechless" song was so overt and out of place it was hard not to eyeroll the whole time. shit like that is offensively on-the-nose and so lazy
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Postby Debbie » Wed May 29, 2019 12:10 am

it always seems like an afterthought

"oh shit, remember how bad we depicted women in the last one?! well before this goes to print let's make sure to throw one nice 'ladies should be heard!' track, ok?"
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Postby antoine » Wed May 29, 2019 12:14 am

disney doesn't care about any of that shit and should be lauded for nothing ever
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Postby antoine » Wed May 29, 2019 12:49 am

just remembered how good the aladdin game for genesis was
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