HPN Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Matchmaking/Discussion Thread

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Postby pablito » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:36 pm

ggs

Round 2
lil bro v pablito
winner: lil bro
W.W.-
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Postby pablito » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:37 pm

lil bro wrote:damn forgot to save the 2nd replay!


wheew that saves me a sliver of face at least
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Postby pablito » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:37 pm

i just got faced so hard, friends
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:58 pm

anyone want to play a bit? i'm doing well today.
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Postby lil bro » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:01 pm

hey, we got a room on the last page that's still up! milano boy and milknight doing their games now

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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:04 pm

rad
be right in after this match
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Postby milknight » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:14 pm

round 2
milano boy (ness)
milknight (bowser)
winner: milknight (2 - 0)
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Postby pablito » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:16 pm

i would like to make a statement that i prepared in advance in the event that i lost

Making these matches best out of 3 was a bizarre choice. With so few samples, this is basically a die roll tournament. Who cares? It's all just signal noise at this point. I went out there with every intention of winning this thing, but because of the bizarre ruleset (no items?) and the tiny window to demonstrate my strengths, I got the short end of the stick in the first two matches but would have easily cruised to victory if we had a fairer, more sensible best-of-11 setup. I'm going to be taking a break from the board for awhile; I hope you all think about this while I'm gone (which will probably be forever).
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:27 pm

jk on playing well
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Postby milknight » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:30 pm

items are the worst
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Postby milknight » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:31 pm

however i agree that its too few games and think we should have gone with nintendos official best of 15 sudden death format
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Postby pablito » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:32 pm

yea i know im jk. im excited for the redemption rounds! this is a lot of fun
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:01 pm

whoever is wario just frustrated me.
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Postby lil bro » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:07 pm

I am sorry!! Getting around that electric thing is hell
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:12 pm

it's pretty exploitable i'm finding out fast... block+grab and i'm dead because of the recovery.
also my rating was 3 million last week and i'm down under 1.5 :(
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Postby lil bro » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:19 pm

Yeah, I also feel like it’s easier for wario because his air speed is so nuts, Need to learn him more, he’s really fun and fast but I’m constantly SDing :(

honestly wish I could take out dk from my characters and add link tho, he’s so fun and dk is really good but I always feel like I’m doing 3 moves a match! Maybe I just love item characters idk
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:32 pm

ganondorf is insane btw. i've gotten knocked off by him with like 30%
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Postby traced out » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:06 pm

nautical hyperblast wrote:it's pretty exploitable i'm finding out fast... block+grab and i'm dead because of the recovery.
also my rating was 3 million last week and i'm down under 1.5 :(

my sheik was literally around 70,000 gsp at one point. it's actually extremely easy to lose at this game for some deeply mysterious reason. a handful of very small adjustments and improvements can turn a 10% winrate to 50%+ after even a single game. who knows why. just try to think about both how your opponent beat you, and things you know you could have exploited or done better, technically or strategically (in between cursing, yelling, slapping your desk, hyperventilating, etc.)
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:21 pm

for sure. i should also learn to use block in place of electroshock like half the time.
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Postby kirito » Fri Feb 15, 2019 1:24 am

Autarch wrote:kirito, what day do I get to fuck you up?

i've beaten your lucas several times
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Postby Autarch » Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:04 am

pretty sure i'm gonna whoop your smelly ass, child.
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Postby milknight » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:50 am

nautical hyperblast wrote:for sure. i should also learn to use block in place of electroshock like half the time.

when i played you you only used pits side b
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Postby milknight » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:52 am

thanks for playing with wasted me lil bro and alice (mostly) fun games!
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Postby milknight » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:52 am

wanna main wario once this is over i think
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Postby milknight » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:58 am

milknight wrote:
nautical hyperblast wrote:for sure. i should also learn to use block in place of electroshock like half the time.

when i played you you only used pits side b

this reads mean to me but im jusf agreeing that you should mix it up more electroshock gets super predictable once you figure out the range. its easy to gwt locked into one move tho at the end of last night i was basically just sprintiing back and forth trying to up tilt lol
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Postby lil bro » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:57 am

milknight wrote:thanks for playing with wasted me lil bro and alice (mostly) fun games!


the immediate game ending side-b suicide after i said "i believe in the comeback" made me laugh real hard, it was a good time!!
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Postby Alice » Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:04 am

So the thread has been pretty quiet the past few days. Is there any more headway on scheduling of the following matches? I’m willing to extend the window of time to complete them, and I’ll auto advance someone if one participant isn’t available and communicating to their opponent. I’ll go ahead and extend R2 through Feb 20th. If your opponent isn’t communicating with you, PM me so I know who to auto advance if they’re a no show.

R2 matches:
kid_chameleon v new blood, old hat
Autarch v kirito
yungboi v Coca Cola (DONE)
Ddiamondd v gordie blue eyes

R1 Redemption:

Double McDouble v Ray Blanchard, PhD
fuckyoudad v Cone (DONE)
bluemovers v carrot
Stuntman v Kenny (DONE)
benj v terrific bedwetter (DONE)

I need status updates please!
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Postby terrific bedwetter » Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:54 am

hopefully benj and i can play this weekend?!~ im free ill msg the benj
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Postby lil bro » Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:33 pm

Tried to do a nair in the yoshi demo last night this game is taking me over
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Postby Kenny » Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:27 pm

I'm happy I won one round in this whole tourney hah
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