2019 dystopia logbook: endgame

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:44 pm

This is somehow simultaneously crazy as shit and not all that surprising

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Postby incoherent grunting » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:55 pm

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Postby alaska » Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:19 pm

i saw a bolsanaro 2018 bumper sticker today. i live in rhode island
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:28 pm

NYT recipes that are basically posts from the sad lunches you make yourself thread
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Postby internetfriend » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:32 pm

bleugh abghlbagh pltprlhltth auggh
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:57 pm

does the egg really need to ‘slide in’
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Top Ramen, Low Velocity
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Postby ratbags » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:58 pm

cheese on instant ramen is actually tasty. i use marbled cheddar though.
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Postby Lucky » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:10 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:This is somehow simultaneously crazy as shit and not all that surprising



Saw this before and it reminded me of this terrifying Buzzfeed article about chem/crystal meth sex I saw a few weeks ago https://www.buzzfeed.com/patrickstrudwick/inside-the-dark-dangerous-world-of-chemsex
Had never heard of that stuff before. jesus

On other occasions, what begins as standard slap ’n’ tickle has swerved beyond the agreed limits into punching, the pain of which is anaesthetised by the drugs.

“You don’t realise until you wake up the next morning and you’re black from head to foot on one side of your body,” he says. Rob talks a lot in the second person – you this, you that – when describing what has been done to him.

He thinks that some of the men who have administered overdoses to him – during which he has lost consciousness for hours – wanted him dead. A couple of them, he says, were angry and irritable when he woke up.

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But it was what was in the needle that led Rob into the canal that Saturday afternoon. Two days before, he had invited a man who he met online over to his house. “His only interest was to get the chems inside me. There was no foreplay, just, ‘I want your arm, let’s get this into you.’” Rob agreed to take half a milligram of crystal meth.

But the man, whom Rob describes as much bigger than him, kept pushing the syringe. “When the 3.5mg went in my whole brain started…he could tell that really hit me. I was scared. His clothes came off as quickly as he possibly could and said, ‘Time to get up inside you, mate, you’re never going to forget this.’”

The man started putting his hands round Rob's throat while penetrating him, he says. “I fought this as if to say, ‘That’s too much.’ I hadn’t gone under enough for him to do anything without me belting out, so he said, ‘Ugh, I can’t do anything with you.’” The man stopped and got up. Rob was shaking but eventually the man went to leave. His parting words, says Rob, were, “I’ll turn up somewhere where you least expect me to.”

It was only after the man left that Rob looked around his bedroom – where we sit now – and saw what cemented his belief that the man had wanted him dead. “There were two full syringes of crystal left.”
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Postby chowder julius » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:23 pm

my nail salon is having a government shutdown sale

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Postby Paul » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:40 pm

alaska wrote:i saw a bolsanaro 2018 bumper sticker today. i live in rhode island


there is a guy in my old neighborhood who has a minivan with the entire rear window covered in a bright yellow DUTERTE decal. He almost crashed in to me once and I've seen him nearly run over other people as well.
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Postby Annie May » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:49 pm

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So glad that these ghoulish, murderous institutions now have gender diversity at the top level
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Postby chowder julius » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:50 pm

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Postby theta » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:22 pm

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/nepxbz/i-gave-a-bounty-hunter-300-dollars-located-phone-microbilt-zumigo-tmobile

I Gave a Bounty Hunter $300. Then He Located Our Phone

Nervously, I gave a bounty hunter a phone number. He had offered to geolocate a phone for me, using a shady, overlooked service intended not for the cops, but for private individuals and businesses. Armed with just the number and a few hundred dollars, he said he could find the current location of most phones in the United States.

The bounty hunter sent the number to his own contact, who would track the phone. The contact responded with a screenshot of Google Maps, containing a blue circle indicating the phone’s current location, approximate to a few hundred metres.
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Postby Buddy Glass » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:22 pm



Spon con is media slang for “sponsored content” if you’re fortunate enough to have never heard that in a professional setting.

Edit: Damn this is the second dystopia thread post for me in like a week where the original tweet ended up being deleted.
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Postby Celiac » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:34 am

If he was legit he would do the 40 Day one Jesus did
You are canceled for me. Buh bye.
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Postby Paul » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:38 pm

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I don't know why but this made me laugh out loud
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Postby alaska » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:13 am

The picture is really good lol
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:48 am

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby alaska » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:52 am

A lot here but I'm feeling especially tripped up by the "sun-stare" section
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