2019 dystopia logbook: endgame

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Jimmy Firecracker » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:35 am

no that was someone else
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Postby Shalabi » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:18 am

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Postby coop » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:58 pm

:|
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Postby scramble » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:01 pm

hey look i like omelettes ok
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Postby Durham » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:22 am

TikTok is incomprehensible and extremely grim



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Postby Jimmy Firecracker » Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:15 am

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Postby joe » Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:20 pm

Dystopia wars

https://www.techspot.com/news/78089-tesla-hating-pickup-drivers-blocking-charging-stations-but.html

Tesla-hating pickup drivers are blocking charging stations
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Postby Durham » Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:27 pm

Didn’t see the date but o well
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Postby scrambled » Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:31 pm

i don't get what's grim about tiktok - fully incomprehensible tho
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Postby tgk » Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:42 pm

Tesla vs roll coalers which side are you on
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Postby theta » Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:15 pm

team take the fucking bus you sociopaths
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Postby chowder julius » Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:50 am

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Postby scrambled » Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:12 pm

revolting
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Postby Paul » Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:41 pm

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Sorry about that overtime loss yesterday, St Monica's. :?

credit to user patrick cokane
This is my Instagram

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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:44 pm

Last two have reduced me to tears.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:15 pm

loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby alaska » Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:24 pm

sort of into the tiktok videos tbh
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Postby Jimmy Firecracker » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:02 pm

Durham wrote:


hmm
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Postby Buddy Glass » Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:09 pm

What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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Postby internetfriend » Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:11 pm

whew boy

we should make bingo cards for this or something
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Postby Jimmy Firecracker » Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:30 pm

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i got this via email today. fuck the usa.
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Postby coop » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:37 am

:?
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Postby goofjan » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:58 am

what's a garlic macaroni biscuit?
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby sordid affair » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:00 am

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andrei wrote: i heard james joyce is tough, this is probably like the james joyce of rap, ostensibly, if you wanna think of it in those terms. haha, and it bumps, too!
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Postby iambic » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:12 am

coop wrote::?

phrasing on this is kinda gross! inmates deserve to eat good food! yes it sucks that staff aren't getting paid, but there is no "delicious irony" here, and all ire should be directed at the actual shutdown.
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:21 am

Yeah. Covered in the journalism thread but fuck every outlet/reporter writing a "The prisoners are feasting while the guards starve!" story right now. Beyond reprehensible.
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Postby goofjan » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:22 am

food/eating puns are irresistible to most journalists.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby fizzle » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:31 am

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last week i found out that ben shapiro's first cousin is
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you got it dude
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