2019 dystopia logbook: endgame

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby tgk » Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:39 pm

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I went to check and see how many women are on the board and senior staff of pizza hut and it was predictably nearly all male. i found this information through headquartersinfo.com, which lists things like corporate address and the names of ceos and board members. the website also has a comment section (which apparently, people think is somehow a direct way to message pizza hut management).

Dear Pizza Hut Malaysia (Bandar baru Farlim)
I am a regular customer of Pizza Hut MALAYSIA
in Penang.But tonight,(14.2.2019)around 21pm.
I’ve been ordered a set of pizza.But unfortunately,your slow service has been make me ANGRY!!!I hope you guys will improve your service in future!!!
Chef now,Penang


Wait over 1hr and 20 mins for a carry out order at you store in laurel md, works where rude to people telling me to site my butt down and wait for my food after an 1hr of wait. This is in called for and not how you run a bussiness. I paid $25 and I want my money back, worst experience I have ever had with you all. I want someone from cooperate to call me ASAP, this is unacceptable. Should have to wait and 1hr 20mins for a carry out that said pick up in 20mins


Good Afternoon,

I ordered $656.00 worth of pizza, which was 40 pizza’s on 2/11/2019 for 2/13/2019. I placed the ordered to be delivered at 4:30pm and they agreed. I called the morning of 2/13/2019 to verify that everything was okay and I was told yes, everything is good. At 4:30 there was no pizza, so I waited until 4:45pm and called and they told me they ran out of dough and it would take them an additional 30 minutes. Needless to say the pizza didn’t arrive until 6:00pm on 2/13/2019. So not happy about this because my officers are running drills and they are on a schedule, the schedule is not off because of the late pizza. To me this is not acceptable and I am sure I will not hear anything from this but I had to express myself. I even went on FB and left a message there and a FB messenger message.


I need someone to contact me asap. I was supposed to get a call from store “owner” from 22204 per Mary. I cannot continue to call the store because I can’t keep getting berated by your employees! This is absolutely ridiculous!! I will not be a Pizza Hut customer anymore and I will tell everybody I can about the situation that I had!


I ORDERED TWO LG. PIZZA FROM YOUR 743 S. L EWIS ST. IN METTER GA. 30439 THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THERE THEY SAID I HAD TO HAVE A COUPON SO THIS TIMER I WENT ON LINE AND PRINTED OUT 2 COUPONS CODE # 8232 AFTER DRIVEING 6 MILES TO THE STORE THEY WOULD NOT TAKE THE COUPON’S SORRY TO SAY I WILL NOT GO BACK THERE I AM A LONG TIME CUSTOMER FROM WALLED LAKE MICHIGAN AND I MOVED TO CADILLAC MICHIGAN THEN TO METTER GA. THE COUPON WAS FOR THIS DAY 1/26 2019 AN I AM SURE WHEN I T6ELL MY FAMILY ABOUT THIS THEY ALSO WILL SHOP ELSE WERE. I KNOW OF COURSE YOU DO NOT CARE YOUR A BIG COMPANY WHATS THE LOST OF 2 DOZEN COUSTOMER’S BU8T AS THJE WORD OF MOUTH SPREADS I GUESS WE WILL SEE. FUTURE DOMINOS CUSTOMER’S.


I placed an order for delivery of 3 pizzas. Two came burnt, and the other had absolutely no cheese. I called the store to speak to the manager and he told me it was because I ordered “easy on the sauce” What the hell did that have to do with burnt and non cheese pizza? They just lost a customer.
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Postby tgk » Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:49 pm

good lord there's 736 comments for pizza hut alone. it's the "let me speak to your manager" motherlode
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Postby virile » Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:51 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:This genre of tweet where people casually reveal that capitalism has turned them into a sociopath never gets old to me



i would love to be taken out for job lunch how could you even get angry
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Postby antoine » Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:54 pm

Test #1: will you be a dickhead about free food to underpaid food service workers
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Postby virile » Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:55 pm

no certainly not that is the point of my previous post
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Postby antoine » Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:59 pm

Well then you don't get the job
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:00 pm

yeah I'm pretty sure if you don't yell at the server you get cut loose immediately
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Postby virile » Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:32 pm

but i still get lunch right
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Postby ripersnifle » Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:36 pm

tgk wrote:good lord there's 736 comments for pizza hut alone. it's the "let me speak to your manager" motherlode
lol
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Postby the_village » Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:14 pm

My wife's former employer quoted Ayn Rand for their FB post on International Women's Day :?
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Postby Esteban » Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:59 pm




Ummm...happy International Women’s Day? Russell Bateman ( @russellsbc ), the white male mastermind behind the invite-only fitness collective SBC (Skinny Bitch Collective), took a gang of seemingly cloned, pony-tailed white women on a retreat in Kenya. Among the sisterhood-fostering activities like hot air balloon rides, chef-prepared organic meals (that chia berry jam!), and dancing ‘round a tree of life, they also managed to use the local Maasai people not only as a backdrop, but as literal props in their fitness routines. Some videos have already been deleted, but screenshots appear to show the girls writhing around the locals like an obstacle course. Booty twisting on Maasai cloth chick deserves special mention...real classy lol. It’s 2019 and apparently people still haven’t learned that POC/ethnic groups don’t exist to embellish already privileged lives. The Colonial mindset is alive and well I guess...
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Postby tgk » Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:39 pm

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Postby tgk » Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:39 pm

beat that
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Postby Shalabi » Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:19 pm

Yuck
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Postby Sobieski » Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:32 pm

oh wow

that signature is such a bad signature too haha
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Postby sassafras socks » Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:39 pm

virile wrote:
Feech La Manna wrote:This genre of tweet where people casually reveal that capitalism has turned them into a sociopath never gets old to me



i would love to be taken out for job lunch how could you even get angry


well, the person interviewing you could disappear to "take care of something" and then foot you with the bill, which is something that happened to me last year
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Postby antoine » Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:40 pm

tgk wrote:

Can't make this shit up
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Postby Shalabi » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:26 am

tgk wrote:beat that


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Postby joe » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:32 am

we've already moved on to laughing about that

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Postby Autarch » Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:09 am

i said that something "is worthy of a long chapter in the dystopia logbook" at work this week, and my boss almost died laughing.
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Postby Gussie Fink-Nottle » Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:00 am

Trump's signature looks like a failed polygraph test.
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Postby Destroyevsky » Sun Mar 10, 2019 7:05 am

Pentagon reassures public that its autonomous robotic tank adheres to "legal and ethical standards" for AI-driven killbots

The Pentagon is seeking bids to improve its Advanced Targeting and Lethality Automated System (ATLAS) so that it can "acquire, identify, and engage targets at least 3X faster than the current manual process."

When this public tender sparked concern that the Pentagon's autonomous tanks were gaining automated targeting and firing capabilities -- that is, that they would be autonomous killbots -- the Pentagon updated the tender to reassure critics that "development and use of autonomous and semi-autonomous functions in weapon systems, including manned and unmanned platforms, remain subject to the guidelines in the Department of Defense (DoD) Directive 3000.09" and that "All uses of machine learning and artificial intelligence in this program will be evaluated to ensure that they are consistent with DoD legal and ethical standards."


https://boingboing.net/2019/03/09/atlas-shot.html
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Postby Destroyevsky » Sun Mar 10, 2019 7:05 am

well since you've reassured us...
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Postby tgk » Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:25 am

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Postby Merciel » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:47 pm

wow
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:54 pm

Mountain Dew or Die
and I say SCREW YOU
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Postby Autarch » Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:07 pm

Esteban wrote:


Ummm...happy International Women’s Day? Russell Bateman ( @russellsbc ), the white male mastermind behind the invite-only fitness collective SBC (Skinny Bitch Collective), took a gang of seemingly cloned, pony-tailed white women on a retreat in Kenya. Among the sisterhood-fostering activities like hot air balloon rides, chef-prepared organic meals (that chia berry jam!), and dancing ‘round a tree of life, they also managed to use the local Maasai people not only as a backdrop, but as literal props in their fitness routines. Some videos have already been deleted, but screenshots appear to show the girls writhing around the locals like an obstacle course. Booty twisting on Maasai cloth chick deserves special mention...real classy lol. It’s 2019 and apparently people still haven’t learned that POC/ethnic groups don’t exist to embellish already privileged lives. The Colonial mindset is alive and well I guess...


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Postby medicore bob dole gimmick » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:05 pm

going to be checking ebay for one of those trump bibles for sure
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Postby buboclot » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:15 pm

man grim reaper robot doctor definitely frontrunner for me thus far
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Postby rankoutsider » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:01 pm

Sprechen Sie talk?
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