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Postby gambra » Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:59 pm

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Jets beat writers worrying about what could happen if Kliff Kingsbury were to fall into the wrong hands
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Postby gambra » Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:59 pm

Bruce Arians is to be announced as Bucs HC tomorrow.
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:08 pm

smart move

lots of retirees in florida want a part-time gig they don't care about to occupy their time and give them a little purpose
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Postby gambra » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:17 pm

I didn't start this thread to be razzed about the Bucs but here we are.
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Postby gambra » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:20 pm

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Postby shark week » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:25 pm

spotrac projected cap space for this upcoming offseason

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Postby gambra » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:30 pm

$121m in cap space?! Fucking hell.
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Postby Bernie » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:46 pm

I think I'm good with whoever the Browns hire as long as it's not McCarthy. I'm a little shaky on McDaniels after what happened in Indy.

I do hope they can keep Kitchens around as OC because he seems to have a lot of chemistry with Baker.
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Postby death is my amigo » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:54 pm

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Postby guidance » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:01 pm

Bernie wrote:I think I'm good with whoever the Browns hire as long as it's not McCarthy. I'm a little shaky on McDaniels after what happened in Indy.

I do hope they can keep Kitchens around as OC because he seems to have a lot of chemistry with Baker.


dan campbell HC/freddie OC
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:05 pm

man the jags really went for it but forgot to spend on a qb
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Postby bold man » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:43 pm

guidance wrote:
Bernie wrote:I think I'm good with whoever the Browns hire as long as it's not McCarthy. I'm a little shaky on McDaniels after what happened in Indy.

I do hope they can keep Kitchens around as OC because he seems to have a lot of chemistry with Baker.


dan campbell HC/freddie OC


this works, im honestly okay with keeping gregg too
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Postby guidance » Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:07 am

looking more like kitchens HC/stefanski OC

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Postby bold man » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:01 am

guidance wrote:looking more like kitchens HC/stefanski OC

love that


Immediately afraid Freddy is one of those guys who is a coordinator but not a HC

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Postby mego » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:37 am

how's flacco going to go in denver?
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Postby Slay Da Pink Fleshy Beast » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:46 am

Besides maybe Hue Jackson, does anyone even want the Cincinnati job?
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Postby Slay Da Pink Fleshy Beast » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:47 am

mego wrote:how's flacco going to go in denver?

I got my money on Jacksonville.
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Postby whatabout tim » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:08 am

Schefty reporting McCarthy is telling teams it’s jets or no one.

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Postby guidance » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:36 pm

guidance wrote:looking more like kitchens HC/stefanski OC

love that


mort reporting kitchens will be announced as HC later. stefanski going back to minnesota.
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Postby Bernie » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:38 pm

Freddie rules
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Postby Slay Da Pink Fleshy Beast » Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:41 pm

I hope this works out well for Cleveland. Probably going to need an experienced DC.
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Postby bold man » Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:47 pm

really hoping we dont overhaul the defense
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Postby brent » Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:31 pm

lafleur and kingsbury hirings are completely ridiculous
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Postby bold man » Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:50 pm

i cannot image kingsbury being anything other than a lane kiffin style disaster
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Postby mego » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:10 pm

lafleur seems bad but i think it might work for some reason?? i don't watch much college football but from what i've read/heard kingsbury does seem ridiculous...
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Postby mego » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:16 pm

Slay Da Pink Fleshy Beast wrote:
mego wrote:how's flacco going to go in denver?

I got my money on Jacksonville.


i wasn't sure if the jags would give up pick 7 for him but it'd be great if they did. if not, i'll be fine with taking pick 10 from the broncos
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:29 pm

Flacco isn't worth anyone's first
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Postby separator » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:52 pm

He's going to get cut not traded lol
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Postby Cone » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:52 pm

The Jets are hiring fucking Adam Gase as their new head coach and I want to fucking die
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Postby Contristo » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:59 pm

such a a typically awful Jets decision. fuck this.
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