2019 NFL off-season thread

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Postby guidance » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:12 pm

i hate to say it but duke will probably be dealt
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Postby Bernie » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:15 pm

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beefbroth inthe shitpipes wrote:I said last year I would go down with the ship for Baker. Now I’m soaring!

I mean Kansas City doesn’t have a defense. Cleveland does. That’s the difference between those two quarterbacks.


As a Browns fan, I don't think they have a good defense. The d-line is above average to good but LB and DB are lacking quite a bit.


I know someone who can fix this problem though

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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:17 pm

Bernie wrote:
beefbroth inthe shitpipes wrote:I said last year I would go down with the ship for Baker. Now I’m soaring!

I mean Kansas City doesn’t have a defense. Cleveland does. That’s the difference between those two quarterbacks.


As a Browns fan, I don't think they have a good defense. The d-line is above average to good but LB and DB are lacking quite a bit.

Yeah you’re probably right. I’m going on points a game where they are a little over middle of the pack. At 24.5 points a game.
For some reason I thought I recalled them starting strong I guess they faded as the year went on?
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:21 pm

There’s more!!!!

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Postby Bernie » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:23 pm

They were better when Shoebert was on the field but he was hurt for a good portion of the middle of the season. They've already cut Jamie Collins and have hyet to sign anyone. There are rumors they're going after Darron Lee and maybe looking to sign Earl Thomas. Honestly, I wouldn't doubt any rumor at this point because Dorsey can get it done somehow it seems.
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Postby Bernie » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:24 pm

Oh hey!
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:24 pm

:lol:
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Postby Marcus » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:26 pm

oh god now Earl Thomas rumors

Dorsey, please, I can't take any more
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Postby guidance » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:28 pm

beefbroth inthe shitpipes wrote:There’s more!!!!



:rixx: :rixx: :rixx:
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Postby snively » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:29 pm

Yo. When the NFL fucks the Saints out of the Superbowl again I can root for the Browns.
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:29 pm

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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:31 pm

The boys were supposed to get Earl :(
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Postby Bernie » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:42 pm

The Giants paid a $20m signing bonus to Beckham when he signed last year and are responsible for a $16m cap hit for this season for his contract. That in itself seems like a dumb reason to trade him now.
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:42 pm

Tank job
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:46 pm

Dang
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Postby Bernie » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:53 pm

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Postby ratbags » Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:22 pm

delgriffith wrote:[Holy fuck

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Postby pinkerton » Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:37 pm

ratbags wrote:


Most boring possible outcome.
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:19 am

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What an old out of touch idiot
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:46 am

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lol espn come on now dog
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Postby mego » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:53 am

Bernie wrote:


Phew was worried the Browns could be a threat in the AFC north for a momemt there
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Postby Bernie » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:25 am

beefbroth inthe shitpipes wrote:
inspectorhound wrote:

What an old out of touch idiot


Very on brand post from inspectorhound
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Postby Cone » Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:27 am

Man it’s a bummer that the Jets are still gonna be bad despite all the signings
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Postby Marcus » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:37 pm

Earl Thomas to the Ravens
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Postby whatabout tim » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:38 pm

Jets never change.
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:40 pm

belichek will win two titles with blake after brady goes
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:41 pm

is there any chance the cardinals wanna get rid of rosen for a third round pick?
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Postby mego » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:27 pm

Marcus wrote:Earl Thomas to the Ravens


ingram too :D
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