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Postby big zorb » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:55 pm

the weatherman says it will soon be negative fifteen degrees. i reject this concept.
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Postby Welcome 2 Cyberspace » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:57 pm

gotta be positive, i always say
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Postby Welcome 2 Cyberspace » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:57 pm

i was excited for it to hit 4 tomorrow but it's going to bottom out at like 10 :(
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Postby Paul » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:58 pm

call me when it's -31 degrees F and you work in an airplane hangar and they open the giant hangar doors every god damn hour.
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Postby Welcome 2 Cyberspace » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:59 pm

Paul wrote:call me when it's -31 degrees F and you work in an airplane hangar and they open the giant hangar doors every god damn hour.


i dunno i think i might get in trouble for calling you when i'm supposed to be doing work

not trying to be rude, but ...
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Postby Paul » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:00 pm

I was mostly just looking for someone to call and speak to me about anything :(
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:00 pm

Looks like it’s going to be a positively sweltering -1 tomorrow
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Postby Welcome 2 Cyberspace » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:01 pm

Paul wrote:I was mostly just looking for someone to call and speak to me about anything :(


i know how it goes, paul

anyway, back to work, gotta make these airplanes do airplane things
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Postby big zorb » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:01 pm

Paul wrote:call me when it's -31 degrees F and you work in an airplane hangar and they open the giant hangar doors every god damn hour.


sure. please provide your number. i'm doing exactly that in mere moments.
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Postby big zorb » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:02 pm

nathan and i work together. i am his boss.
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Postby big zorb » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:02 pm

nathan and i work together. i am his boss.
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Postby Welcome 2 Cyberspace » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:02 pm

zorbie and i work together. he is not my boss
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Postby Paul » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:06 pm

weird relationship dynamic going on right now. boss? not boss? who knows!
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Postby big zorb » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:09 pm

Classic Dog Avatar wrote:zorbie and i work together. he is not my boss


I guess the term is supervisor
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:12 am

taking the trash barrels to the curb this morning was like climbing k2
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Postby cartola » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:14 am

Ted Pikul wrote:taking the trash barrels to the curb this morning was like climbing k2

my car is encased in 3 inches of ice lol
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Postby furrowed brow » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:15 am

How can you have negative anything? I can't have, say, negative fifteen hot dogs, so how could I have negative fifteen degrees? Doesn't make sense.
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Postby Welcome 2 Cyberspace » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:34 am

It's 5 right now, I'm walking to the coffee shop but NOT the close one because I want to suffer
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Postby Grendel » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:38 am

Classic Dog Avatar wrote:gotta be positive, i always say


So did Lord Kelvin :D
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Postby chairkicker » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:40 am

just think of it as 345 and warm yourself up inside
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:44 am

it’s 35 here

kind of wanna wait til it’s at least 40 before taking this kid for a walk
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Postby Welcome 2 Cyberspace » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:47 am

I love this shit

After five minutes and a brisk pace I feel fine
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Postby chairkicker » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:56 am

he just left them out there all night?
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:58 am

went inside to get his tripod. when he got back the door to the balcony was locked.
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Postby Sobieski » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:06 am

Zorb are the winds sweeping down from the plain?
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Postby Sobieski » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:07 am

it’s 35 but I’m working right next to the water in the dark
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Postby furrowed brow » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:08 am

Sobieski wrote:Zorb are the winds sweeping down from the plain?


wow, offensive, he's from Iowa!
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:08 am

i gotta walk like four miles throughout the day and the "real feel" right now is.........................-10
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:09 am

tfw it's 7 degrees and there are 20 mph winds
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Postby Sobieski » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:11 am

furrowed brow wrote:
Sobieski wrote:Zorb are the winds sweeping down from the plain?


wow, offensive, he's from Iowa!

the winds love to swoop down from the plains in winter in Iowa I think
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