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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:00 pm

holy shit
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Postby brent » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:01 pm

jesus
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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:17 pm

this seems historically bad
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:19 pm

yeah i don't really care for headlines like


FLOOD UPDATE: No explosives needed on Platte, Elkhorn ice jams
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Postby alaska » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:05 pm

jesus at this flooding

stay safe everyone........................
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Postby alaska » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:08 pm

im gonna use this as my appalachian mountains thread too

i grew up in charlotte but my family would go to the blue ridges with my cousins every year adn they were the most beautiful place in the world to me

also my mom's family has deep west virginia roots (my great aunt was the mayor of parkersburg, WV lol)

stuff like that sort of doesn't really matter but every time i'm back in western NC i just freak out about how completely profoundly wonderful it feels to me. i've lived in central CA in the sierras and rhode island and new york and i love love these places but i just want to melt into the blue ridge mountains. no idea what to do with these feelings but still it's wild. it's like a big sigh being back
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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:10 pm

hell yeah, this thread is for non-metropolises and we welcome our comrades from the appalachian mountains
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Postby alaska » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:15 pm

i feel like working here

https://www.highlandercenter.org/

is my actual Life Aspiration
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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:15 pm

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there is no escape


holy shit just realized grand island to wyoming is like 320 miles

is that because of the blizzard or is that flooding too?
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Postby R C » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:27 pm

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holy shit
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Postby brent » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:28 pm

both i think - the platte runs alongside i80 but the entire panhandle area got destroyed by snow

this feels like a very ominous start to spring
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Postby R C » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:29 pm

alaska wrote:im gonna use this as my appalachian mountains thread too

i grew up in charlotte but my family would go to the blue ridges with my cousins every year adn they were the most beautiful place in the world to me

also my mom's family has deep west virginia roots (my great aunt was the mayor of parkersburg, WV lol)

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was just on the Blue Ridge a couple of weeks ago that whole area is incredible
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Postby terminus » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:38 pm

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R C wrote:If having 3 feet of snow on the ground wasn't enough, now the city is flooding due to rain and later today we're getting another 2-3 inches of snow plus high winds!


Supposedly the city has run out of barricades to block off flooded streets.

Hope you’re doin alright, terminus!

i haven't left the house today 8-)

falls park is insane looking right now
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Postby big zorb » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:56 pm

Saw a dude riding a horse down Des Moines' busiest road to the liquor store just now
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Postby alaska » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:20 pm

that kicks ass
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:39 pm

this is such a strange post in a lot of ways

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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:53 pm

When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby Sobieski » Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:51 pm

would you drink a Busch out of the beer fridge?
smoke less weed
get more sleep
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Postby kit fox » Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:29 pm

i mean, yeah. i think you have to
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Postby big zorb » Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:34 pm

i'm so bummed it's 70 and i'm working until 10

gonna be a low of 27 on my only day off this week :(
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Postby big zorb » Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:51 pm

you guys jazzed for this fuckin blizzard
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Postby big zorb » Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:58 pm

hmm i guess for some of us it will just be a bunch of heavy heavy rains? seems bad!
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Postby trigross » Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:01 pm

for me it will be apparently up to 24 in of snow
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Postby big zorb » Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:05 pm

it's like 80 here. don't do this to me, weather.
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Postby tgk » Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:11 pm

big zorb wrote:hmm i guess for some of us it will just be a bunch of heavy heavy rains? seems bad!


just what the region needs
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Postby big zorb » Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:17 pm

farmers are fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkked
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:55 pm

In the past couple days I declared chili season over and ran the gas out of my snowblower

I'm so sorry everyone.
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Postby brent » Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:57 pm

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Postby big zorb » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:51 am

yeah this seems fucked. they're talking about blizzards, flooding, and/or tornadoes depending on your location
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