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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Sun Mar 10, 2019 1:29 pm

definitely need to get back out to lake mcconaughy this summer
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Postby kit fox » Sun Mar 10, 2019 1:29 pm

big zorb wrote:ohio has too many cities to feel very midwestern to me. a key part of the midwest is really only having one city per state.



what about the QUAD CITIES???
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Postby big zorb » Sun Mar 10, 2019 1:29 pm

the quad cities aren't really cities and we all know it
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Postby kit fox » Sun Mar 10, 2019 1:30 pm

ah man
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Postby tgk » Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:38 pm

big zorb wrote:ohio has too many cities to feel very midwestern to me. a key part of the midwest is really only having one city per state.


i hand't really thought of it that way, but I think I can get behind it. You get your metropolis, your hip college town, and maybe some godforsaken state capital and a lot of corn fields in between. i always associated ohio culture more closely with pennsylvania/pseudo east coast attitude anyway.
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Postby brent » Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:47 pm

the potholes here right now are fucking unbelievable. i've never seen anything like this
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Postby big zorb » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:14 pm

Definitely the worst I have ever seen
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:19 pm

When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby brent » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:20 pm


:lol: fuck. and i read recently here a bunch of gravel roads could get completely ruined by flooding in the next few days
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Postby my piano » Tue Mar 12, 2019 5:24 pm

the answer to potholes is i don't drive a car sucker
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Postby my piano » Tue Mar 12, 2019 5:24 pm

but yeah i'm in midtown omaha and its pretty impressive
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Postby big zorb » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:14 pm

starting to see some flooding now, which i suspected might happen

too much snow and ice stayed for too long and didn't melt at all until suddenly it all has
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Postby big zorb » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:14 pm



the ice flows are causing some flooding and now it's just pouring
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Postby Sobieski » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:28 pm

ohio is definitely the midwest c'mon, a lot of the midwest is just extended ohio
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Postby R C » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:49 am

If having 3 feet of snow on the ground wasn't enough, now the city is flooding due to rain and later today we're getting another 2-3 inches of snow plus high winds!
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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:52 am

yeah we have some real bad flooding here too
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Postby brent » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:53 am

crazy...hope everything is okay up there. my area is okay for now but there are towns in northern nebraska being evacuated and i'm not sure i've ever heard of that happening
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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:04 am

racoon river ice flows may take down an i-80 bridge :?
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Postby R C » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:12 am

R C wrote:If having 3 feet of snow on the ground wasn't enough, now the city is flooding due to rain and later today we're getting another 2-3 inches of snow plus high winds!


Supposedly the city has run out of barricades to block off flooded streets.

Hope you’re doin alright, terminus!
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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:13 am

god is definitely mad at the midwest
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:00 am

Jeff Piotrowski is in nebraska taking videos of the flooding
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Postby uncledoj » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:03 am

Had to use an axe to cut through the ice on my driveway and patio to create a channel for the melting water to flow to the street, it was honestly kind of fun

Mopping our basement not as much
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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:19 am

REAL BASED SLOB wrote:Jeff Piotrowski is in nebraska taking videos of the flooding


those videos are nuts.
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:31 am

https://www.facebook.com/minardi.kristen/videos/10156991603634326/

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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:33 am

it's crazy that the NWS has an official hashtag for flooding, and that it's #turnarounddontdrown
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Postby kit fox » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:37 am

y'all have a town named colon too?
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Postby kit fox » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:39 am

michigan's colon also happens to be the magic capital of the world

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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:40 am



jesus christ
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Postby kit fox » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:41 am

"We have it all in Colon - residents boast "once you visit you will almost certainly return""

I'm sorry the flooding is serious and i hope everyone is okay
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:58 am



there is no escape
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