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Postby Ampersand » Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:15 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:18 pm

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Postby buboclot » Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:37 pm

first time shit flickin. you guys just all press play at 8pm or is there some other method?
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Postby dan » Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:48 pm

1. download the movie (PM amp if you need the link
2. go to the webchat at 2200EST, amp will post the link around then
3. amp does a countdown in the chat and we all press play at the same time (we do this @ 10 after 2200EST so it gives folks a little more time to get here)
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Apr 21, 2020 6:34 pm

Thanks, Dan! Happy to have you join us, buboclot. Let me know if you need the movie.
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:08 pm

Approx 1 hour until we enter the dome
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:44 pm

Tonight's Feature Presentation:
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:41 pm

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[22:12] <@Ampersand> 3
[22:12] <autarch> cuont us down
[22:12] <@Ampersand> 2
[22:12] <@Ampersand> 1
[22:12] <autarch> count us doown
[22:13] <besoin> films
[22:13] <Bio511> Oh, wow, something's very wrong with that olive.
[22:13] <bio-dan> why does the Olive have hair
[22:13] <bio-dan> and why did Olive put this out?
[22:13] <lefthandshore> it fell on the floor
[22:13] <besoin> wow was that loud
[22:13] <biodonna> oh that's an agreesive way to start
[22:13] <autarch> this looks like it's gonna end on a dvd menu screen
[22:13] <@Ampersand> not the good kind of animated credits
[22:13] <biodonna> this is extremely 1993
[22:13] <biodonna> the credits alone
[22:13] <bio-dan> sTePheN bAlDwIn
[22:14] <autarch> every 3 seconds it really looks like we're a half second away from PLAY MOVIE, SPECIAL FEATURES, EXTRAS, OPTIONS
[22:14] <besoin> the poochie of credit sequences
[22:14] <@Ampersand> this is extremely severe brain damage
[22:14] <biodonna> i think i'm having a seizure
[22:14] <biodonna> lol besoin
[22:14] <kayke> i can't look at it
[22:14] <lefthandshore> dumbing us all down in preparation
[22:14] <besoin> patty hearst is in this?
[22:14] <kayke> my eyes are actually watering
[22:14] <bio-dan> this is definitely the weirdest period of Stan Brakhage's career
[22:14] <Bio511> Ha
[22:14] <biodonna> i need my weed
[22:14] <@Ampersand> lol dan
[22:15] <besoin> anyone else involuntarily dialing 1-800-CALL-ATT?
[22:15] <biodonna> these credits are way too long
[22:15] <@Ampersand> imagine seeing this on a theater screen
[22:15] <biodonna> imagine paying money to see this!
[22:15] <kayke> i need my mtv
[22:15] <biodonna> imagine taking a date to it
[22:15] <bio-dan> at some point some flying toasters are gonna go by, I can feel it
[22:15] <@Ampersand> directed by Jason Blum
[22:15] <kayke> trying to get some bio dome dome
[22:15] <Bio511> Written by Jason Blumenthal, directed by Jason Bloom.
[22:16] <biodonna> spoiler: it doesn't get better
[22:16] <@Ampersand> Looking for Mr. Bio-Dome
[22:16] <biodonna> i have bad news about 2020
[22:16] <besoin> william atherton, the perfect heel
[22:16] <Bio511> William Atherton, the perfect Steve Bannon.
[22:17] <biodonna> Darma initiative took a weird early 90s turn
[22:17] <dvr> i forgot about pauly shore
[22:17] <bio-dan> get ready for 90 minutes of this
[22:17] <biodonna> i'm gonna hate myself at the end of this
[22:17] <autarch> will stephen have a chance to flex his religion in this one?
[22:17] <@Ampersand> Pauly already looks 50 years old
[22:17] <kayke> would you rather live with these guys or in the house from the movie where carrot top surfs?
[22:17] <@Ampersand> hi Momo
[22:17] <besoin> poor joey lauren adams
[22:18] <biodonna> dude where's my car stole liberally from this
[22:18] <@Ampersand> this gritty Archie and Friends reboot was more successful the second time.
[22:18] <autarch> isn't pauly kind of weirdly dressed like a Hacker?
[22:18] <biodonna> they kind of both are
[22:19] <autarch> pentagram on stephen's head GET IT OFF!!
[22:20] <lefthandshore> a little learning is a dangerous thing
[22:20] <Bio511> Can't believe he didn't actually have a brain cramp.
[22:20] <lefthandshore> he also pulled this on rex manning day
[22:20] <besoin> they should bring the toyota celica back
[22:20] <biodonna> ewwwww
[22:21] <@Ampersand> cancel humanity
[22:21] <kayke> oh no
[22:21] <biodonna> nope nope nope
[22:21] <biodonna> nope nope nope
[22:21] <besoin> bladder buster
[22:21] <autarch> why does monique talk like that?
[22:21] <bio-dan> Stephen has whole lectures you can watch now
[22:21] <bio-dan> available for purchase
[22:21] <dvr> grape smugglers
[22:21] <autarch> why is her voice like that?
[22:22] <besoin> it's just her voice
[22:22] <besoin> she has it in every movie
[22:22] <autarch> wild
[22:22] <biodonna> yup, people have many voices
[22:22] <kayke> I think she sounds good
[22:22] <biodonna> agreed
[22:22] <autarch> "mommy why is her voice like that?"
[22:23] <autarch> i never said she sounded bad
[22:23] <autarch> just asked why she sounds like that
[22:23] <besoin> moby
[22:24] <autarch> so far this movie has the plot of really bad smut
[22:24] <besoin> https://img.discogs.com/C8CJyy_UOyhN13yZGqiQf-zk3YM=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-2286-1181979467.jpeg.jpg
[22:24] <besoin> god knows if that will work
[22:24] <biodonna> all the best movies are in arizona. biodome. pump up the volume.
[22:25] <biodonna> nice, besoin
[22:25] <autarch> that's not a domeee
[22:26] <kayke> has there ever been a real biodome?
[22:26] <besoin> i wonder what this place actually is
[22:26] <biodonna> scarf guy has a real willem defoe vibe
[22:26] <besoin> yes, kayke, absolutely
[22:26] <dvr> yeah there is actually one of these in arizona
[22:26] <autarch> yeah, there has
[22:26] <autarch> it's called bioSphere, i think
[22:26] <@Ampersand> has there ever been a real Pauly Shore?
[22:26] <kayke> we should field trip
[22:26] <Bio511> There were actually a couple of them, I think?
[22:27] <lefthandshore> should have just pulled over and peed on a cactus
[22:27] <autarch> jfc
[22:27] <Bio511> Or I guess they just did the experiment in the same one twice.
[22:27] <autarch> this rules
[22:27] <biodonna> how has he not peed his pants by now
[22:28] <Bio511> Anyway, it was funded by Steve Bannon.
[22:28] <@Ampersand> nuttin
[22:28] <besoin> he needs pauly to watch
[22:29] <bio-dan> Trio time
[22:29] <besoin> time to buy a volkswagen
[22:29] <biodonna> yes, this song
[22:29] <lefthandshore> duh duh duh
[22:29] <autarch> dah dh dah
[22:29] <autarch> sounds oof shitflixe for sure
[22:30] <autarch> who wore it better? Oh-Di-Do vs Duh-Duh-Duh
[22:30] <besoin> generaton x roadkill
[22:30] <biodonna> they're in jr college?
[22:31] <kayke> they're in the biodome
[22:31] <biodonna> also, they can't open it at all? what if someone has a heart attack?
[22:31] <biodonna> wait, what?
[22:32] <besoin> poor kylie
[22:32] <autarch> why don't they just open the doors?
[22:32] <@Ampersand> were those new lines
[22:32] <@Ampersand> those were not new lines
[22:33] <Bio511> Made bank on those Seinfeld music royalties, though.
[22:33] <@Ampersand> a springboard to hell's broiler, please
[22:34] <besoin> sex pests
[22:34] <biodonna> i hope the two women scientists murder them
[22:34] <biodonna> i hope this ends with them being ritually sacraficed
[22:35] <lefthandshore> what god would accept that
[22:35] <kayke> no
[22:35] <besoin> i'm really craving a fruitopia
[22:35] <autarch> come on
[22:35] <bio-dan> turns out the weasel is a sex pest
[22:35] <bio-dan> as always, have to get a goat in there
[22:35] <@Ampersand> iiiiii want charges pressed
[22:35] <kayke> they could sleep on those couches
[22:35] <bio-dan> lol amp
[22:36] <biodonna> is no one going to notice they're missing?
[22:36] <besoin> wow, that performance
[22:36] <autarch> yes, donna, but will they care?
[22:37] <bio-dan> forgot about this
[22:37] <@Ampersand> that was everything
[22:37] <besoin> what a couple of assholes
[22:37] <bio-dan> don't know how I cou
[22:38] <biodonna> more like blocked it out
[22:38] <Bio511> [22:24] <autarch> so far this movie has the plot of really bad smut
[22:38] <@Ampersand> wish it was snuff
[22:38] <autarch> let's see how long that stays true?
[22:39] <autarch> the windows can't be hard to break
[22:39] <kayke> they should build a jail
[22:40] <@Ampersand> WE COULDN'T CARE LESS
[22:40] <biodonna> barbarella didn't catch fish in a lake
[22:41] <biodonna> what is going on
[22:41] <biodonna> oh god these women are going to fall in love with them ugh
[22:41] <biodonna> that' what this movie is gonna do
[22:41] <autarch> the plot
[22:41] <autarch> i think that's the plot
[22:41] <bio-dan> just the perfectly normal reaction to Pauly Shore: intense attraction
[22:41] <Bio511> Just like the rest of America, donna.
[22:41] <lefthandshore> and then they'll mud wrestle the old girlfriends
[22:42] <lefthandshore> for dating rights
[22:42] <biodonna> her shirt
[22:42] <autarch> russell is me
[22:42] <@Ampersand> world's largest bag of cheetos
[22:43] <biodonna> i still can't deal with her shirt
[22:43] <lefthandshore> she got it from babies r us
[22:43] <dvr> ha
[22:43] <biodonna> it's a baby crop top tie shirt
[22:43] <kayke> momo and porkchop
[22:43] <biodonna> my faovrite cartoon
[22:44] <autarch> lmao
[22:44] <autarch> dinner is served
[22:44] <besoin> gross
[22:44] <lefthandshore> the nipple buttons are also a nice touch
[22:44] <biodonna> subtle, classy
[22:45] <besoin> hopefully the nerdy guy will murder them
[22:45] <Bio511> No, he falls in love with them too.
[22:45] <biodonna> i hope the women put their heads in a box
[22:46] <besoin> is pauly parodying himself
[22:46] <biodonna> did we change movies?
[22:46] <biodonna> this feels like i got pulled into someone's kink
[22:47] <dvr> haha
[22:47] <autarch> ew
[22:47] <besoin> who is taylor negron supposed to be?
[22:47] <biodonna> every single dude in this movie sucks
[22:47] <lefthandshore> mom's boyfriend
[22:47] <besoin> oh, gross
[22:47] <bio-dan> pretty true to life then donna
[22:48] <autarch> duh duh duh
[22:48] <kayke> duh duh duh
[22:48] <autarch> this is still bad smut
[22:48] <Bio511> "Nah.  Nah. Nah."
[22:49] <besoin> remember this:
[22:49] <besoin> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdccNAOvPHg
[22:49] <autarch> they have identical soul patches
[22:49] <besoin> the dubbing
[22:49] <biodonna> that commericial is more compelling
[22:49] <autarch> are they supposed to be brothers?
[22:50] <biodonna> i just watched that entire commercial and it was more interesting
[22:50] <besoin> nice deion sanders reference
[22:51] <lefthandshore> they got their PhDuhs
[22:51] <besoin> why'd they have bungee cords in there
[22:51] <dvr> "nothing to be ashamed of"
[22:51] <biodonna> rose mcgowan?
[22:52] <biodonna> finally someone says something smart
[22:52] <besoin> the fabrics they have joey lauren adams in are something else
[22:52] <dvr> jeesh
[22:53] <biodonna> pauly shore is a war crime
[22:53] <dvr> good thing he made his movies and got out
[22:54] <dvr> didn't try to have any 'serious' movies
[22:54] <autarch> are we supposed to like these characters?
[22:54] <dvr> try to make any
[22:54] <dvr> if you're 11 they're really funny
[22:54] <dvr> or. 8
[22:54] <autarch> ants
[22:55] <autarch> oh wait
[22:55] <autarch> i knew that
[22:55] <besoin> why are they doing this
[22:56] <autarch> cuz they're just regular guys, not nerds
[22:56] <lefthandshore> how much did the success of beavis and butthead contribute to this movie's existence
[22:56] <besoin> please, dear god, give joey lauren adams some cotton
[22:56] <autarch> why would you make a movie with such unlikable main characters?
[22:56] <biodonna> the 90s were rough for fabric
[22:57] <@Ampersand> moronathon
[22:57] <besoin> this is really is the movie the poochie execs would pitch
[22:59] <autarch> did he just do a boiiii??
[23:00] <dvr> i wonder if any of the pauly shore movies hold up
[23:00] <besoin> encino man?
[23:00] <kayke> i remember liking encino man, but I also remembered liking this
[23:00] <kayke> sooooo
[23:00] <dvr> prob that, over son in law or the army one
[23:00] <dvr> yeah, kayke
[23:01] <dvr> maybe the army one
[23:01] <Bio511> I feel like they mostly are what they always were.
[23:01] <besoin> when someone tells you who they are, believe them, BUUUUddy
[23:01] <@Ampersand> i feel sick
[23:01] <@Ampersand> this movie gave me ebola
[23:02] <lefthandshore> i didn't regret requesting encino man, but i very much regret this
[23:02] <bio-dan> weirdly this movie is the cure to the munchies
[23:02] <biodonna> also they just wasted all of those cheesy poofs
[23:03] <Bio511> Weird, but fortuitous, how they just left the camera rolling between set calls.
[23:03] <lefthandshore> heh
[23:04] <kayke> dimsdale dimmadome
[23:05] <autarch> good news! pretty sure they're not gonna get the scientist girls!
[23:05] <besoin> there seriously hasn't been a single laugh yet
[23:05] <@Ampersand> bad news: they won't die
[23:06] <kayke> i laughed when he said "biodegradable pineapple!" and threw the pineapple at the guy
[23:06] <dvr> "we're going to breed them 1000 times" - "easy romulus"
[23:09] <besoin> just like in fast times
[23:09] <autarch> i'm concerned about the homeostasis
[23:10] <kayke> bring the mountain dew
[23:11] <besoin> are they hallucinating all of this
[23:11] <besoin> do i hear...
[23:11] <biodonna> lot of paper to waste for a biodome
[23:12] <besoin> jack black
[23:12] <dvr> is that him in the background?
[23:12] <dvr> in white?
[23:12] <kayke> my husband
[23:12] <biodonna> ohmy god
[23:12] <besoin> wow, and kyle
[23:12] <@Ampersand> the worst movie on earth
[23:12] <autarch> wait what
[23:12] <autarch> tenacious D?
[23:12] <Bio511> Definitely did not remember the D.
[23:13] <biodonna> damn the man, save the dome!
[23:13] <autarch> jfc
[23:13] <bio-dan> the computer might be the best character
[23:13] <autarch> it is the best character
[23:13] <kayke> which jack cameo was shorter, this or waterworld
[23:13] <autarch> is that charlie sheen singing?
[23:13] <besoin> can we get an ID on that band
[23:13] <biodonna> jack is in waterworld?
[23:14] <besoin> he was the airplane pilot
[23:14] <biodonna> have we done waterworld?
[23:14] <besoin> during the tetherball scene
[23:14] <bio-dan> did Waterworld
[23:14] <dvr> jack black was in waterworld?
[23:14] <dvr> the tetherball pilot
[23:14] <autarch> how can you not hate these protagonists
[23:15] <Bio511> Band is Wax.
[23:15] <biodonna> lol well that was honest
[23:15] <autarch> the girls are the only good characters
[23:15] <biodonna> that line delivery
[23:15] <besoin> i bet pcu is a lot better than this
[23:15] <biodonna> oh man, pcu
[23:15] <besoin> thanks, bob
[23:15] <lefthandshore> pcu is good
[23:15] <autarch> what's pcu?
[23:16] <kayke> momo and porkchop should date the scientist ladies
[23:16] <biodonna> joey lauren adams is allergic to cotton
[23:16] <lefthandshore> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110759/
[23:17] <besoin> don't help clean!
[23:17] <autarch> that looks like one of the american pie spinoffs that I requested...FOREVER AGO!
[23:17] <lefthandshore> it's not one of your boner comedies
[23:18] <biodonna> it is nothing like american pie, tbh
[23:18] <autarch> they're not MY boner comedies. they're ALL OF OUR boner comedies
[23:18] <besoin> heh
[23:18] <besoin> i laughe at romulus's bow
[23:19] <besoin> *laughed
[23:19] <dvr> 1hr 135min comedy. 1 laugh
[23:19] <biodonna> it's been a month?
[23:20] <biodonna> yeah, you can't abandon the mess we made
[23:20] <besoin> how can the person who gave us can't get you out of my head be in this  movie
[23:20] <biodonna> i think the fyre festival bros were inspired by this
[23:20] <dvr> Trio is good too
[23:21] <besoin> taylor negron is dead
[23:22] <autarch> lmao
[23:22] <autarch> that's acttually a good one
[23:22] <autarch> holy shit
[23:22] <besoin> i chuckled
[23:22] <dvr> lol
[23:22] <autarch> i'm dying
[23:22] <dvr> best part of the movie
[23:22] <bio-dan> impressive how much milage that joke got
[23:23] <lefthandshore> the whole movie should just be joey adams and taylor negron
[23:23] <kayke> i like that he knew the shooting happened but wanted to check if the clown was dead
[23:23] <besoin> that extra was doing an amazing job in the background blowing kisses and hamming it up
[23:24] <biodonna> oh god
[23:24] <autarch> almost forgot this song
[23:24] <biodonna> i'm not looking
[23:25] <bio-dan> I bet you donna snuck a peek
[23:25] <besoin> hm, is that cotton
[23:26] <autarch> actually, you'd be doing the world a favor if you left them in there to run oout of oxygen and die
[23:26] <besoin> it's this guy
[23:26] <dvr> oh yeah this
[23:26] <lefthandshore> gonna say no re: cotton
[23:27] <bio-dan> Men Without Laughs
[23:27] <besoin> that was patty hearst
[23:27] <Bio511> They Wanted a Place
[23:27] <bio-dan> Phil LaMarr?
[23:28] <biodonna> nice
[23:28] <besoin> this movie needed a montage
[23:29] <biodonna> yeah can it be all montages?
[23:29] <autarch> seriously
[23:29] <biodonna> oh i wanted that to say still dre
[23:31] <autarch> oh jeez
[23:31] <besoin> if only epi-pens had been invented, JLA could wear some normal clothing
[23:31] <autarch> noo
[23:31] <kayke> no
[23:31] <besoin> shouldn't they refuse them
[23:31] <bio-dan> finally, the big payoff
[23:31] <besoin> since this is all about their girlfriends
[23:32] <autarch> this is bad
[23:32] <kayke> think of momo
[23:32] <bio-dan> pray for momo
[23:32] <lefthandshore> we all knew this was coming as soon as sexy lady scientists were introduced
[23:32] <besoin> pauly's nametag changed from meat to veg
[23:32] <besoin> quite a touch
[23:32] <autarch> they ruin homeostasis with their loads?
[23:34] <besoin> is this movie still going
[23:34] <autarch> yeah
[23:35] <besoin> make with the quips, folks
[23:36] <besoin> otherwise we're just watching biodome
[23:36] <Bio511> Pictured: the chat.
[23:36] <besoin> heh
[23:36] <biodonna> lol
[23:37] <biodonna> i nodded off for a min
[23:37] <biodonna> what did i miss
[23:37] <dvr> they played Da Da Da twice
[23:37] <besoin> a lovely bunch of coconuts
[23:37] <biodonna> things have taken a turn for willem dafoe
[23:37] <@Ampersand> i would say i admire Atherton's commitment but really i admire nothing about this
[23:38] <autarch> what genre of music is this?
[23:38] <dvr> Dumb and Dumber
[23:38] <@Ampersand> Neanderthal Rock
[23:38] <Bio511> 1990s novelty.
[23:38] <bio-dan> I think they sing a lot of it in Muppet Treasure Island
[23:38] <autarch> DK-ass music
[23:38] <kayke> lol dan
[23:39] <besoin> i'm gonna watch the clown scene again when this is over
[23:39] <Bio511> It's a very eclectic soundrtack.  Kill Rock Stars acts and Faith No More.
[23:39] <biodonna> is this smash mouth?
[23:40] <kayke> in the sense that we're all a little smash mouth sometimes
[23:40] <Bio511> I think we have a Camper Van Beethoven song coming up.
[23:40] <autarch> wow
[23:40] <kayke> we did it
[23:40] <autarch> they did it
[23:40] <besoin> is rose mcgowan's character pregnant
[23:40] <autarch> yeah, i guess we did it
[23:41] <kayke> sometimes stupid... can be pretty cool
[23:41] <@Ampersand> so Son In Law on Sunday, right?
[23:41] <dvr> haha
[23:41] <biodonna> i dunno, was son in law better?
[23:42] <besoin> joey lauren adams keeping gadzooks in business
[23:42] <biodonna> lol
[23:42] <biodonna> good lord be less horny
[23:42] <lefthandshore> even her jeans are 100% polyester
[23:43] <biodonna> jeans is a generous term
[23:43] <biodonna> oh my god i think he has a UTI
[23:43] <@Ampersand> hope it's fatal
[23:43] <Bio511> Kefka Theme
[23:43] <dvr> heh
[23:43] <autarch> this music
[23:44] <biodonna> well
[23:44] <besoin> welp
[23:44] <biodonna> that was something
[23:44] <autarch> very "end of mario sunshine, after you beat the last boss"
[23:44] <lefthandshore> sorry, everyone. i had no idea what i was asking for
[23:44] <biodonna> if we're gonna suffer we mgiht as well do it together
[23:44] <@Ampersand> Stalker's Prey heals all wounds
[23:44] <autarch> yeah wtf lhs
[23:44] <besoin> i think it got a little better around the time of the montage
[23:44] <dvr> besoin let us know when you get the timestamp of the clown scene
[23:44] <autarch> did we watch hoooking up long enough ago for it to be a classic?
[23:44] <biodonna> we all go down with the ship. we're basically the band on titanic
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Postby lefthandshake » Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:25 pm

i pirated all but one of gramps's novels (not paying $3 for the last one) and stuck them in the shitflix folder

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Postby donna martin » Wed Apr 22, 2020 6:21 am

Woah that last line.
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Postby Ampersand » Mon Apr 27, 2020 5:47 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:12 pm

little less than 2 hours warning!
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:42 pm

Tonight's Feature Presentation:
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:34 pm

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[22:12] <@ATalkingAmp> 3
[22:12] <@ATalkingAmp> 2
[22:12] <@ATalkingAmp> 1
[22:13] <besoin> greetings
[22:13] <dvr> 300mbfilms.com
[22:13] <dvr> my kinda site
[22:13] <impdentist> is this the one where it sounds like they recorded the cat vdr in a restroom stall
[22:13] <besoin> meanwhile in forks, wa
[22:13] <impdentist> or is that all of them
[22:13] <Bob511> Twin Peaks theme jauntier than I remembered.
[22:13] <lhs> hope that's jasper on keyboard
[22:13] <dan2> I don't even remember what the Easter Bunny Puppy sounded like
[22:13] <besoin> is the greetings thing gonna go away
[22:13] <impdentist> oh yep it is
[22:14] <dvr> yeah
[22:14] <dvr> haha
[22:14] <besoin> eric roberts in a holiday inn in grand island, nebraska, earning $14K
[22:14] <lhs> this is what all my transcription files sound like now with wfh
[22:14] <impdentist> wait is this erob?
[22:14] <impdentist> i guess it probably is huh
[22:14] <besoin> get some ears, imp
[22:14] <impdentist> i didn't want to believe it
[22:14] <besoin> aw
[22:15] <lhs> it's statistically most likely to be him
[22:15] <impdentist> the stalker doctor had to record this as community service but they had to keep him heavily sedated so he wouldn't stalk anyone
[22:15] <Bob511> I was like, wasn't this directed by someone, who's Mary Crawford?
[22:15] <impdentist> i love that it's the indiana jones font
[22:15] <Bob511> But duh, DeCoteau.
[22:16] <dan2> this will be a good movie...Sieke!
[22:16] <@ATalkingAmp> DeCateau
[22:16] <atypingkayke> they're already running out of good cat footage
[22:16] <impdentist> who makes a movie like this and for what purpose
[22:16] <impdentist> honest question
[22:17] <lhs> money laundering?
[22:17] <dvr> yeah. impdentist, i was just typing the same thing
[22:17] <@ATalkingAmp> $$$$
[22:17] <besoin> title design by your 5 year old niece playing with photo booth in 2009
[22:17] <@ATalkingAmp> A Talking Cat ?$!$
[22:17] <besoin> i bet this guy gets no respect
[22:17] <dan2> feels like I'm finally home again
[22:17] <atypingkayke> never get over driftwood boots
[22:17] <Bob511> Why did Eric Roberts record his lines remotely when it's clearly filmed in his Stalker Doctor house?
[22:17] <@ATalkingAmp> "lookin good"
[22:17] <lhs> probably something like "i've got wood"
[22:17] <impdentist> this house
[22:18] <besoin> rodney slightmenacefield
[22:18] <@ATalkingAmp> we hacked the planet. it's done
[22:18] <dvr> the spacejam website finally sold
[22:18] <dan2> haha
[22:18] <@ATalkingAmp> lol
[22:18] <lhs> to an astronaut preserves company
[22:18] <besoin> the kid is reading the sign-in book from an outback steakhouse
[22:18] <atypingkayke> lol
[22:19] <@ATalkingAmp> "i could grow a whole goatee"
[22:19] <impdentist> i am so worried these two are about to start fucking
[22:19] <besoin> so far this cat hasn't done anything garfield can't do
[22:19] <besoin> it's all thought bubbles
[22:20] <dvr> he needs some talking lessons from the cat
[22:20] <lhs> it means we tutor with clothes on
[22:21] <Bob511> "Have you not seen a 1313 movie?"
[22:21] <impdentist> franny?
[22:21] <@ATalkingAmp> a corporeal Dilbert character
[22:21] <dan2> I still think we should do the 1313 movie where the killer bees makes all the frat guys get naked
[22:21] <impdentist> the worst kind
[22:21] <dvr> oh no, the cat probably is actually going to help him with his love life
[22:22] <@ATalkingAmp> i honestly don't think you all are prepared for the 1313 movies
[22:22] <@ATalkingAmp> i would be thrilled
[22:22] <@ATalkingAmp> but you would be very mad at yourselves
[22:22] <lhs> the warlock one looks good
[22:23] <dvr> shattered kitchen window
[22:23] <impdentist> she has invisible footwear?
[22:23] <besoin> just a little cinematography trouble, dvr
[22:23] <Bob511> Top-notch computer repair on that laptop.
[22:23] <atypingkayke> big ol' ziti
[22:23] <lhs> it's 28 days later outside that window
[22:23] <impdentist> ahaha the laser pointer
[22:23] <@ATalkingAmp> ignore the laser pointer
[22:23] <Bob511> "...and a laser pointer?"
[22:24] <besoin> yeah, heh
[22:24] <@ATalkingAmp> "hard work chasin this red dot"
[22:24] <Bob511> and Eric Roberts as The Stream
[22:24] <dvr> ha
[22:24] <atypingkayke> the cat has real rankin bass narrator energy
[22:24] <dan2> imagine Roberts in the Mike role on Breaking Bad
[22:24] <@ATalkingAmp> lol
[22:24] <lhs> jesus
[22:25] <besoin> his recording sounds like he's giving a deposition
[22:25] <dvr> i guess the person who funded this movie lives there
[22:25] <dan2> am I going insane or was there some kind of oral history of the DeCoteau house written somewhere
[22:25] <besoin> the reverb in here
[22:26] <dan2> too engrossed in the movie to look it up right now
[22:26] <@ATalkingAmp> i think there might have been
[22:26] <besoin> there's the toejam & earl score we love
[22:26] <@ATalkingAmp> that sounds right
[22:26] <dvr> haha
[22:26] <impdentist> jesus
[22:26] <atypingkayke> I'm baby
[22:26] <besoin> this cat wants OUT of this movie
[22:27] <@ATalkingAmp> *burp*
[22:27] <impdentist> nice adlib erob
[22:27] <lhs> it usually smells like something else
[22:27] <dan2> I really hope Roberts' 23yr old cat is still hanging in there
[22:27] <@ATalkingAmp> it's... cavernous
[22:27] <besoin> no comment on the half of a vw bug
[22:27] <Bob511> She's seen other movies with this house, it's kind of lost its novelty.
[22:28] <besoin> agh
[22:28] <dan2> mmMMMMMmm
[22:28] <@ATalkingAmp> "not this one. he smells"
[22:28] <@ATalkingAmp> "like alcohol"
[22:28] <impdentist> is this lush environment in the same time zone as that piney grove that cabin the other characters live in
[22:28] <besoin> i think they filmed the entire drive between the two locations in that other movie
[22:29] <@ATalkingAmp> look at her little individualistic teeth. the ayn rand of teeth
[22:29] <dvr> feel like this is music for shooting balloons with a water gun at a carnival
[22:29] <lhs> what's a twink to do
[22:29] <atypingkayke> le sigh
[22:30] <@ATalkingAmp> lol lhs
[22:30] <besoin> or drankin' whiskey
[22:30] <besoin> wtf
[22:30] <impdentist> where are they
[22:30] <dan2> I relate to the cat who wants to help people but is also lazy and loves napping
[22:30] <dvr> isla nublar
[22:31] <besoin> he's been retired for 12 hours
[22:31] <impdentist> god this voice work is amazing
[22:31] <atypingkayke> sandwich meat
[22:31] <lhs> don't we wish, dvr
[22:31] <@ATalkingAmp> yesss
[22:31] <@ATalkingAmp> nvmind numnumnum
[22:32] <impdentist> they gave eric roberts a ton of weed and locked him in a comfort inn and recorded everything he said and then built this movie around it
[22:32] <dan2> DeCoteau using recordings of his negotions with Eric Roberts over his payment
[22:32] <lhs> heh
[22:32] <Bob511> Don't think about what Roberts was lapping from in the bathroom in which he recorded his dialogue.
[22:32] <besoin> >:|
[22:32] <@ATalkingAmp> you know what they always say: if a cat won't drink milk, dump some tuna in it
[22:33] <impdentist> here's a question: did any of the other actors ever even get to meet eric roberts
[22:33] <@ATalkingAmp> no way
[22:33] <besoin> of course not
[22:33] <besoin> no one got to meet him
[22:33] <dan2> that Hollywood sign picture is actually the most hideous thing in the house
[22:33] <@ATalkingAmp> you can't just *leave* rehab
[22:33] <besoin> he just texted his venmo
[22:34] <besoin> remember those 17" macbooks
[22:34] <@ATalkingAmp> they came pre-duct taped
[22:34] <dan2> iKarlee
[22:34] <besoin> the cat food
[22:34] <impdentist> what do we think that line was in reference to
[22:34] <dan2> Roberts' vape pen
[22:35] <impdentist> there you go
[22:35] <@ATalkingAmp> "you can take your shirt off for David Decoteau movies, son"
[22:35] <atypingkayke> some day you'll be a wonderful large adult son
[22:36] <dvr> when is larry david going to walk on screen
[22:36] <besoin> does decoteau always use an alias
[22:36] <dan2> I'd take my shirt off for Coteau but my chest looks like Duffy's back
[22:36] <besoin> 28 i knows later
[22:36] <impdentist> hahahahaha
[22:36] <Bob511> He usually doesn't, besoin.
[22:37] <@ATalkingAmp> "idk"
[22:37] <impdentist> AH
[22:37] <besoin> so he's actually talking now
[22:37] <atypingkayke> tina plz
[22:37] <dan2> Read my lips: no new catses
[22:37] <lhs> a boomer cat?!?
[22:37] <dvr> haha
[22:37] <besoin> "read your machine"
[22:38] <@ATalkingAmp> The Rules from Serenity
[22:38] <impdentist> feel like he could have gotten her to look at her computer without using his one talk
[22:38] <besoin> this orange light emanating from the ground is bothering me
[22:38] <dvr> orange light?
[22:38] <impdentist> title drop!
[22:38] <Bob511> Unfortunately, all she can get the cat to do is dance while singing Hello! Ma Baby, so everyone thinks she's crazy.
[22:39] <atypingkayke> "there's a cat in here eating the treats we left on the ground!"
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[22:39] <autarch> TIME???
[22:39] <besoin> code monkey times.com
[22:39] <autarch> TIME???
[22:39] <impdentist> Globel Tech
[22:40] <dan2> that's a code monkey if I ever saw one
[22:40] <atypingkayke> same giant laptop
[22:40] <dvr> 27
[22:40] <Bob511> Phil "Needstohireanew" Barber
[22:40] <autarch> GIIMME 27:19
[22:40] <autarch> GIIMME 27:19
[22:40] <dan2> too late sorry
[22:40] <impdentist> why does the entire article text look like the cover of a self-published book
[22:40] <dvr> 27 30
[22:40] <dan2> 27:30 now
[22:40] <dan2> produce traffic logs?
[22:40] <besoin> produce daily traffic logs by working rejected spots
[22:40] <dvr> produce traffic logs?
[22:40] <autarch> Ok i'm only like 5 seconds behind i can deel with this
[22:41] <dan2> 28::00
[22:41] <besoin> that cat already spoke
[22:41] <besoin> and he can only speak once
[22:41] <dan2> he opened his cat flap
[22:41] <dvr> missed it autarch
[22:41] <impdentist> you can probably skip ahead through any of the cumulative ten minutes of padding landscape establishing shots
[22:41] <besoin> you don't see this orange light, dvr?
[22:41] <dvr> no
[22:41] <autarch> wwait
[22:41] <lhs> isn't it once per person
[22:41] <dan2> are you talking about the movie or real life besoin?
[22:41] <autarch> cats can only speak once?
[22:41] <autarch> grandma ampersand
[22:41] <dvr> yeah, once per person
[22:42] <atypingkayke> I think they can speak once to each person
[22:42] <besoin> i'm saying the lighting person has set up an orangeish light near the floor
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[22:42] <Bob511> Heh
[22:42] <dvr> autarch this guy just sold the websites and interfaces
[22:42] <impdentist> AH
[22:42] <au_tarching_cat> wow. he's using his one speech on this?
[22:42] <besoin> he spent his life debugging and wants to enjoy the simpler things
[22:43] <atypingkayke> you should dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
[22:43] <@ATalkingAmp> is Duffy going to take Phil out to the Pine Barrens?
[22:43] <dan2> if you told me this was a cut scene from Twin Peaks S3 I'd accept it no questions
[22:43] <dvr> heh
[22:43] <@ATalkingAmp> BREAST
[22:43] <impdentist> can we get a supercut of him running through the house yelling "CHRIS"
[22:43] <atypingkayke> don't run on marble with socks, you're gonna eat it
[22:44] <lhs> his full name is chris chris chris chris chris chris chris
[22:44] <au_tarching_cat> how many talking catws havee there been?
[22:44] <dan2> imagine falling asleep in this house
[22:44] <besoin> the dad has a real quarantine haircut
[22:44] <dan2> one of the meanest looking screen cats, no offense
[22:44] <besoin> just ran the clippers up the sides
[22:44] <Bob511> Phil's never going to survive COVID.
[22:44] <au_tarching_cat> hillip pheymour sauceman
[22:45] <lhs> this poor cat is annoyed
[22:45] <impdentist> Un Pinche Dia a la Vez
[22:45] <besoin> one fucking day at a time
[22:45] <impdentist> ah right
[22:46] <au_tarching_cat> good soong
[22:46] <Bob511> This whole soundtrack is Phil learning to noodle on his retirement Casio.
[22:46] <dvr> ok orange light..
[22:46] <besoin> man, what is the connection between the two locations
[22:46] <dan2> The Pranking Oaf
[22:47] <atypingkayke> mom has selective hearing
[22:47] <impdentist> they are precise opposite lat/long coordinates
[22:47] <lhs> decorteau
[22:47] <@ATalkingAmp> don't forget that the music is by Harry Manfredini, of Friday the 13th fame
[22:47] <impdentist> yaaahhhh
[22:47] <au_tarching_cat> what's the plot?
[22:47] <dan2> you're hearing it right now
[22:48] <au_tarching_cat> lol
[22:48] <atypingkayke> I didn't need the lore
[22:48] <besoin> "my sister's real famous"
[22:48] <dan2> lets make April 28th international "Talk Like A Talking Cat" day
[22:48] <dvr> ha
[22:49] <Bob511> An aneurysm and an imagination are not the same thing.
[22:49] <dvr> lol
[22:49] <impdentist> you mean "get drunk day"
[22:49] <dan2> and you can't move your jaws up and down all day, only your lips
[22:49] <au_tarching_cat> oh i recognize this guy
[22:49] <besoin> beat it, creep
[22:49] <au_tarching_cat> he was in tommy boy
[22:50] <lhs> the cat's mouth is making me want to rewatch the gate
[22:50] <atypingkayke> the cat didn't tell him to walk into his neighbor's house
[22:50] <dan2> Whitaker looks like a more plump Lynch
[22:50] <au_tarching_cat> bill bryson?
[22:50] <besoin> step into the orange light and i'll feed you
[22:50] <impdentist> "you can have some water but only a quarter of a glass"
[22:51] <besoin> boy i hope this scene keeps going
[22:51] <dvr> heh
[22:51] <@ATalkingAmp> i hope we get some more sweat
[22:52] <besoin> phil can't swing a dead cat without meeting a woman
[22:52] <dvr> "gotta say i like them all"
[22:52] <dan2> look, they paid for the rights to La Cucaracha, so they're damn well gonna use it
[22:52] <lhs> pull up your bogart spreadsheet on the huge laptop
[22:52] <au_tarching_cat> now THIS is plot
[22:53] <au_tarching_cat> THIS is chemistry
[22:53] <besoin> she turned the water on before the glass was under it
[22:53] <Bob511> Gotta let it run a little first.
[22:53] <besoin> run, off, glass, run
[22:53] <au_tarching_cat> i think we're seeeing a classic bogart love story right now, am i right?
[22:53] <@ATalkingAmp> i think i think
[22:54] <besoin> now they have the orange light
[22:54] <au_tarching_cat> why do rich people have the uggliest houses
[22:54] <atypingkayke> girls are weird... but pretty cool. like bugs.
[22:54] <@ATalkingAmp> i think i'm gonna take a mom
[22:54] <impdentist> hamlin?
[22:54] <lhs> wonder who got the other half of that king solomoned vw
[22:55] <@ATalkingAmp> "but i'm a democrat"
[22:55] <au_tarching_cat> is that the bogart head's daughter?
[22:55] <besoin> nope
[22:55] <impdentist> is that true
[22:55] <besoin> oh shit, chris
[22:55] <au_tarching_cat> take a hint my man
[22:56] <dan2> Roberts is gonna give him "the talk"
[22:56] <au_tarching_cat> are you sure, besoin? feels like a classic missed opportunity for connected characters
[22:56] <impdentist> that line was not in the script either
[22:56] <besoin> i agree, but it's simply not the same girl
[22:56] <au_tarching_cat> dang
[22:56] <dan2> if you can dodge a cat, you can dodge your dad
[22:56] <besoin> the talk emma roberts never got
[22:57] <@ATalkingAmp> Duffy's going to chew those twinkle lights
[22:57] <Bob511> Man, their bug-zapping light must be enormous.
[22:57] <@ATalkingAmp> it makes me sad that Eric and Emma don't have a relationship
[22:57] <dvr> lol
[22:57] <@ATalkingAmp> think of how powerful they would be
[22:57] <lhs> it's their matching-scale smartphone
[22:57] <besoin> eric says he made julia and emma
[22:58] <besoin> the laser pointer again
[22:58] <lhs> "no, mom, just reading my machine out loud"
[22:59] <Bob511> Didn't even let him eat that cat treat.
[22:59] <dan2> IMDB Trivia: Duffy did all the record scrating
[23:00] <besoin> hmmmmm
[23:00] <atypingkayke> this is a one laptop film
[23:00] <Bob511> Laptop thief.
[23:00] <impdentist> he's on the phone with his financial advisor, james financial-advisor
[23:00] <dan2> "Hold on, let me rebuckle my laptop"
[23:00] <impdentist> of the rockport financial-advisors
[23:00] <besoin> buy, sell, buy, sell, sell
[23:00] <au_tarching_cat> tthtis guy shouold make a dumb dad series
[23:00] <au_tarching_cat> with like 38 installments
[23:01] <besoin> the harpsichord setting on the casio
[23:01] <impdentist> i think this is an actual harpsichord
[23:01] <besoin> here's that drive again
[23:01] <besoin> just like in the other movie
[23:02] <dvr> hmm
[23:02] <impdentist> if you take out the interstitials this movie is 48 minutes long
[23:02] <au_tarching_cat> getting a headache
[23:02] <besoin> et voila
[23:02] <au_tarching_cat> think i gotta leave
[23:02] <dvr> shit forgot somethign at the store, have to go bac
[23:02] <besoin> why is she screaming for tina
[23:03] <dan2> Whitaker's IMDB is a bunch of family movies he did as a child, A Talking Cat?!, A Talking Pony?!...and this movie he wrote and directed on Portugal's progressive drug policies:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4852410/?ref_=nm_knf_t4
[23:03] <lhs> besoin :p
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[23:03] <besoin> what did i do
[23:04] <lhs> making goth jokes
[23:04] <dan2> Cheese Puff Theme
[23:04] <impdentist> oh no!
[23:05] <impdentist> pantry country?
[23:05] <atypingkayke> terrible name
[23:05] <dvr> Moland Springs
[23:05] <besoin> boomer love
[23:05] <impdentist> Bumbling Theme from A Talking Cat!?!
[23:05] <Bob511>  RPG minigame music.
[23:05] <impdentist> Fucking Up with the Ladies Theme from A Talking Cat!?!
[23:05] <atypingkayke> he didn't finish his water. rude.
[23:06] <impdentist> they're hot, stop talking to me so i can put them down
[23:06] <besoin> TINA
[23:06] <dvr> TIN!
[23:06] <dan2> PHIL!
[23:06] <dvr> look at the damn cheese puffs
[23:07] <besoin> TINA
[23:07] <atypingkayke> the puffs! TINA!
[23:07] <atypingkayke> TINA! the puffs!
[23:07] <lhs> it's been a while since he counted his ovens
[23:07] <dan2> Phil very chill
[23:07] <impdentist> i mean if he dropped them straight down they should be fine
[23:08] <atypingkayke> she seems ill prepared to be a caterer
[23:08] <dan2> you can't rattle the puffs
[23:08] <dvr> haven't they heard of the 5 second rule
[23:08] <besoin> this photo from tina's imdb:
[23:08] <besoin> https://i.imgur.com/xnxq9HS.jpg
[23:08] <besoin> must be from the set of this movie
[23:08] <dvr> mom really got to her
[23:08] <atypingkayke> she's upset about the puffs
[23:08] <impdentist> he walked all the way from los angeles to the sierras
[23:08] <dan2> oh wow
[23:09] <besoin> TINA
[23:09] <dan2> you just know this oaf ate all those floor puffs
[23:09] <atypingkayke> lol
[23:09] <besoin> didn't she say she was going to phil's
[23:10] <atypingkayke> cheeseless puffs
[23:10] <besoin> engines, algorithms, variables
[23:10] <dan2> this movie is half Duffy/ half puffy
[23:10] <dvr> International Talk like a Talking Cat Day will be cheese puffs all day
[23:10] <@ATalkingAmp> lol
[23:10] <dan2> nerds is girls now
[23:10] <atypingkayke> snag the puffs
[23:10] <@ATalkingAmp> snaggin puffs
[23:11] <@ATalkingAmp> snaggin duffs
[23:11] <lhs> chris has been in the pool for two days straight
[23:11] <besoin> finally a love story
[23:11] <dan2> there's been way less shirtnessness in this than I remembered
[23:11] <atypingkayke> omg
[23:11] <Bob511> "Do you think I could take off my shirt?"
[23:11] <besoin> marfan's only, trent
[23:11] <@ATalkingAmp> swim only in gym shorts
[23:12] <atypingkayke> swimming lessons... kissing lessons
[23:12] <lhs> may have to kiss you a lot
[23:12] <impdentist> hahaha
[23:12] <@ATalkingAmp> lmao
[23:12] <besoin> this is like those sexy mangas
[23:12] <atypingkayke> lol
[23:12] <@ATalkingAmp> two cheese puffs
[23:13] <@ATalkingAmp> wafting
[23:13] <dvr> lol
[23:13] <impdentist> enjoying each others gifts
[23:13] <dan2> this movie rules
[23:13] <dvr> yeah
[23:13] <besoin> it's certainly turned my brain off
[23:13] <@ATalkingAmp> one gulp
[23:13] <besoin> i think the same lighting guy did highlander 2
[23:13] <lhs> he's getting puff crumbs in her code
[23:13] <dan2> please be Woo
[23:14] <dan2> the one thing this movie is lacking
[23:14] <lhs> very diplomatic of her to ignore her stolen laptop
[23:14] <impdentist> wow he taught him fast
[23:14] <@ATalkingAmp> doin it for the first time
[23:14] <atypingkayke> "you're a great teacher" "well, you're a great student..." meaningful look
[23:15] <dvr> ahaghagihagihaih cheese puffs
[23:15] <lhs> there are still porn moans echoing around in there
[23:16] <impdentist> "i actually don't know why this buff boy is here"
[23:16] <besoin> just invest already phil
[23:16] <dan2> my lovely lady puffs
[23:17] <besoin> phil of the future
[23:17] <atypingkayke> she seems like not a great caterer
[23:17] <besoin> he's googling flights to portugal
[23:18] <atypingkayke> she invented the thing from clueless
[23:18] <lhs> just a couple of sloppy bros
[23:18] <besoin> YES
[23:18] <atypingkayke> scan it in with that book light, dad
[23:18] <dvr> that's it, all my clothes are scanned
[23:19] <impdentist> oh man did she invent cher's clothes program from clueless
[23:19] <besoin> see above
[23:19] <dan2> now imagine running a blacklight over anything that's been in this house
[23:19] <lhs> heh ew
[23:19] <@ATalkingAmp> that same light makes a prominent appearance in 1313 Frankenqueen
[23:20] <impdentist> what are balloon pants
[23:20] <atypingkayke> i'm imagining something a clown would wear
[23:20] <atypingkayke> like pants to make balloons in
[23:20] <lhs> pants! and a shirt! wow!
[23:20] <dan2> this is definitely music to make balloons to
[23:21] <impdentist> could he not just look at the clothes he owns and decide to wear that
[23:21] <impdentist> the bow tie necklace yikes
[23:21] <atypingkayke> i hate it
[23:21] <@ATalkingAmp> love it
[23:22] <@ATalkingAmp> want one
[23:22] <atypingkayke> I hope she leaves it on in the pool
[23:22] <impdentist> very 2013
[23:22] <dan2> literally started clapping at the boe tie necklace
[23:22] <besoin> when do the finger family and the wrong head marvel super heroes show up?
[23:22] <impdentist> we're in the hoot era now
[23:22] <impdentist> OH NO
[23:22] <dvr> haha
[23:22] <dvr> wha
[23:22] <@ATalkingAmp> pour one out for duffy
[23:22] <besoin> fuck off phil
[23:23] <atypingkayke> belly window
[23:23] <dvr> gimme back that lemonade
[23:23] <dan2> lol
[23:23] <lhs> tina used her software to make a mourning outfit
[23:23] <besoin> she carefully put her bowtie necklace back on in the rush
[23:23] <impdentist> AH
[23:23] <Bob511> Aha
[23:24] <impdentist> unreal
[23:24] <@ATalkingAmp> Mr. Phil i don't feel so good
[23:24] <besoin> he seems fine
[23:24] <atypingkayke> I hope they didn't pay that vet
[23:24] <dan2> this scene is definitely a moment in media that sticks with me
[23:24] <dvr> lmao
[23:24] <dan2> think about it like once a week
[23:24] <besoin> dying at  eric's groans
[23:24] <@ATalkingAmp> save game music
[23:25] <dvr> oh no the lore again
[23:25] <dan2> swap collars with Franny
[23:25] <besoin> shouldn't be hard to find some trees
[23:26] <besoin> kayak-cam
[23:26] <dan2> almost positive one of the trading post towns in Yukon Trail had this music
[23:26] <impdentist> wowwwww
[23:26] <@ATalkingAmp> gasp
[23:26] <@ATalkingAmp> let it all out
[23:26] <impdentist> read the room franny
[23:26] <besoin> hoping werewolves eat them
[23:27] <atypingkayke> when did they regroup
[23:27] <lhs> that's a millipede
[23:27] <atypingkayke> wait, it wasn't even burried
[23:27] <dan2> Duffy's crown of thorns
[23:27] <dan2> here this is the scene
[23:27] <atypingkayke> and when they placed it on his head he began to dance around
[23:27] <@ATalkingAmp> lovin it
[23:27] <besoin> oh, franny is the one from easter bunny puppy
[23:27] <Bob511> Wait, the shirt
[23:28] <besoin> see, the orange light was the answer all along
[23:28] <@ATalkingAmp> duffy went back to his home planet
[23:28] <dan2> thetans=removed
[23:28] <atypingkayke> we did something!
[23:28] <impdentist> amazing
[23:28] <dvr> way to do something
[23:28] <besoin> chris hugged the wrong girl
[23:28] <lhs> good grief
[23:28] <impdentist> they're just all hugging each other indiscriminately
[23:29] <impdentist> this is like the postlude to cats
[23:29] <lhs> they're all the wrong girl for our chris
[23:29] <@ATalkingAmp> drown me in cheese puffs
[23:29] <dan2> some puffin' before the stuffin
[23:29] <impdentist> but they were still wearing the same stuff
[23:29] <besoin> now wait a minute
[23:29] <lhs> what!!!
[23:29] <besoin> TWO laptops??
[23:29] <lhs> i can't believe it
[23:29] <impdentist> oh wow there are actually two
[23:29] <besoin> that's 34 inches of power
[23:29] <atypingkayke> what
[23:29] <impdentist> cannonballs?
[23:29] <@ATalkingAmp> hell yea we cannonballin
[23:29] <dan2> lmao
[23:30] <besoin> #cannonballcheck
[23:30] <impdentist> wow he gave up on the recap really fast
[23:30] <@ATalkingAmp> where the tuna
[23:30] <besoin> "eat...the fucking...milky tuna"
[23:30] <lhs> all's well that puffs well
[23:30] <@ATalkingAmp> i don't wanna drink milk
[23:30] <impdentist> oh my god
[23:30] <besoin> dying
[23:31] <impdentist> every cast member gets a 30 second highlight reel
[23:31] <dan2> let try to put up Duffy for sainthood
[23:31] <dvr> haha.. such a good movie
[23:31] <impdentist> is kristine debell kristin bell from 30 years in the future
[23:31] <@ATalkingAmp> Janis Peebles
[23:31] <impdentist> i like how only the dad has enough fun scenes to make this worthwhile
[23:32] <dan2> wow, I blew it on my tinychat name tonight
[23:32] <@ATalkingAmp> RIP Squeaky
[23:33] <@ATalkingAmp> break it down
[23:33] <impdentist> i cant believe how fucking long these credits are
[23:33] <Bob511> How many of these names are DeCoteau aliases?
[23:33] <dan2> wait, was it Halloween Puppy that ended with reggae Itsy Bitsy Spider?
[23:33] <besoin> janis peebles is an anagram of lesbian jeeps
[23:33] <impdentist> OH MY GOD
[23:33] <dan2> oh thank god
[23:34] <dan2> dying
[23:34] <@ATalkingAmp> did this never make a Sounds comp?
[23:34] <impdentist> WE KNOW WHO STARRED IN IT YOU ALREADY SHOWED US
[23:34] <lhs> i'm hearing the "damn! where'd you find this one!" voice from cvs bangers in my head
[23:35] <besoin> run, cat
[23:35] <impdentist> wait is it squeaky or squeeky
[23:35] <@ATalkingAmp> squeaked
[23:35] <besoin> jim leske you genius
[23:35] <dan2> Laser Pointer Owner
[23:35] <lhs> another garbutt
[23:36] <besoin> orange light effect by:
[23:36] <dvr> never could notice the orange light
[23:36] <besoin> there it was
[23:36] <besoin> it's like having flux on
[23:37] <dvr> maybe i saw it there actually. during the camera pan up shot
[23:37] <besoin> gratis music
[23:37] <dvr> whoops we're focused on the table
[23:37] <impdentist> AH
[23:37] <impdentist> HE'S TALKING
[23:37] <@ATalkingAmp> screaming
[23:37] <besoin> do they have a little piece of electrical tape over the cat's actual name
[23:37] <besoin> on his collar
[23:38] <@ATalkingAmp> they sure do
[23:38] <dan2> don't want him getting stalked
[23:38] <dan2> I mean Roberts is involved so...
[23:38] <besoin> total insanity
[23:38] <impdentist> this was not meant to be a biopic of steve jobs, everyone
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