SHIT FLIXE CLASSIX: ID4:Independence Day, Tue 6/30 @ 2200 E

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Ampersand » Tue May 05, 2020 10:42 pm

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[22:11] <@Ampersandeath> 3
[22:11] <DonnaSawa> #neverforget
[22:11] <@Ampersandeath> 2
[22:12] <@Ampersandeath> 1
[22:12] <besawa> i think watched this a few months ago
[22:12] <@Ampersandeath> just let us know, jalapenoranch
[22:12] <besawa> hasn't been long anyway
[22:12] <dan2> I think watching this every 2-3 weeks is what most doctors recomend
[22:12] <dvr> ive seen this a few times but not in maybe 10 years. either way, i feel like i know the whole movie
[22:13] <impdestist> i was just thinking about that sawa stoner comedy with zombie seth green earlier today
[22:13] <besawa> kerr smith is really annoying
[22:13] <jalapenoranch> Idle Hands
[22:13] <impdestist> yeah it was pretty good
[22:13] <DonnaSawa> i love idle hands
[22:13] <dvr> that atlas would take a lot of luggage space
[22:13] <Tony_Trebbs> Wait are you packing that heavy ass book
[22:13] <impdestist> raptors!
[22:13] <besawa> love to have a toronto raptors lampshade
[22:14] <dan2> 800 page book of old time execution woodcuts
[22:14] <impdestist> was tehre a reason they so prominently showed us "death of a salesman" on the shelf or is it just because of the word death
[22:14] <impdestist> i mean it's a long flight dan
[22:14] <besawa> it's because ali larter is not a dime a dozen
[22:14] <Tony_Trebbs> The fan should get a credit
[22:15] <impdestist> james wong wrote for x files didn't he
[22:15] <lhstination> the word death and because most of the target audience had to read it last semester
[22:15] <Tony_Trebbs> Lol pecker poster
[22:15] <dan2> I might as well watch The One this week so I can round out the Wong filmography
[22:15] <dvr> i dunno if Pecker is a movie poster i'd have on my wall at that age
[22:15] <besawa> mom, do not take my pecker poster down while i'm gone
[22:15] <impdestist> dads
[22:15] <Tony_Trebbs> LIVE IT UP
[22:15] <@Ampersandeath> young, dumb, full of death
[22:15] <besawa> DO I?
[22:16] <besawa> why is he in dawson's room
[22:16] <Bob513> Morgan and Wong were both X-Files and Millennium writers, yeah.
[22:16] <Bob513> I don't know if the other guy was, but this was supposed to be an X-Files episode, I think?
[22:16] <@Ampersandeath> yep
[22:16] <impdestist> sick
[22:16] <dvr> hrm
[22:16] <oh_its_max> kerr smith got them a discount
[22:16] <jalapenoranch> Can I get a time check at 5 minutes?
[22:16] <@Ampersandeath> coming up
[22:16] <Bob513> This Morgan's the lesser Morgan, for the record.
[22:16] <dvr> soon
[22:17] <besawa> 5:00
[22:17] <@Ampersandeath> 5:00
[22:17] <dvr> 5:00
[22:17] <jalapenoranch> Thanks!
[22:17] <DonnaSawa> get ready for some pre-9/11 airports
[22:17] <lhstination> did everyone pack their atlases
[22:17] <dvr> ha
[22:17] <Tony_Trebbs> Loved being able to just drive my car directly to the plane
[22:17] <besawa> the brother has the mark of death on him
[22:18] <impdestist> why would they be speaking french already at the new york airport
[22:18] <@Ampersandeath> Rebecca Straighthart
[22:18] <besawa> is there some significance to her reading tropic of cancer
[22:18] <besawa> hariska margitay
[22:18] <impdestist> these guys are kind of a relic huh
[22:18] <lhstination> kinda horny choice for an airplane book
[22:18] <Tony_Trebbs> Cancer causes death, duh
[22:18] <besawa> true
[22:19] <jalapenoranch> something is askew
[22:19] <impdestist> wait why is everyone french already
[22:19] <besawa> french airline
[22:19] <impdestist> but why does the sign already have french on it
[22:19] <dan2> Top 10 Signs You Know You're Gonna Die
[22:20] <dvr> some shants
[22:20] <impdestist> do big high schools have senior trips
[22:20] <dvr> on hitchcock
[22:20] <impdestist> we had an 8th grade trip but i had 22 people in my class
[22:20] <DonnaSawa> i can't imagine anything worse than being a hs chaparogne on a foreign trip
[22:20] <besawa> love to dress like early seasons of the office pam
[22:20] <Bob513> Princess DIE
[22:20] <impdestist> why is the front all scuffed up
[22:20] <oh_its_max> look out
[22:20] <DonnaSawa> woah those sunglasses
[22:21] <impdestist> torque a wicked cable
[22:21] <jalapenoranch> everybody knows guys don't shit
[22:21] <@Ampersandeath> i do not like looking at Devon Sawa in HD
[22:21] <oh_its_max> shoulda got a vhs rip
[22:21] <dvr> 30mbfilms.com
[22:21] <@Ampersandeath> smooth him over
[22:21] <jalapenoranch> it's the actor from such films as The Fanatic
[22:22] <dvr> dont goto that site, i dunno what it is
[22:22] <lhstination> 30 mb films are gifs
[22:22] <besawa> i love how long the opening scene is
[22:22] <dvr> i wonder when the fan is going to show up
[22:22] <Bob513> Gremlin scat.
[22:22] <jalapenoranch> the fan scene is one of the things I remember most about this movie tbh
[22:23] <kayke> that baby looked like an old person
[22:23] <@Ampersandeath> bad omen: the really big baby
[22:23] <besawa> bad news about god
[22:23] <DonnaSawa> that baby looks like wallace shawn
[22:23] <impdestist> is that a cgi baby like renesmee
[22:23] <oh_its_max> Sawa's Fan
[22:23] <@Ampersandeath> lol donna
[22:23] <lhstination> i would get the fuck off the plane just because of the baby
[22:23] <jalapenoranch> where do I recognize poop guy from?
[22:24] <@Ampersandeath> alex looks like he's going bowling
[22:24] <@Ampersandeath> but that's what we all looked like back then
[22:24] <dvr> speak for yourself, i wore size XXL Less Than Jake shirts
[22:24] <besawa> not me, fella
[22:24] <oh_its_max> planes are insane
[22:25] <DonnaSawa> what are planes/
[22:25] <@Ampersandeath> planes are contagion factories
[22:25] <impdestist> they didn't even do the safety spiel
[22:25] <@Ampersandeath> do the wave in francais
[22:25] <Tony_Trebbs> Love looking at all the shit on the wings and no knowing what it does
[22:25] <dvr> "yay we took off!"
[22:26] <dan2> as far as last meals go, Whoppers aint a bad choice
[22:26] <jalapenoranch> celebrated too soon ya dumbasses
[22:26] <besawa> love the flight attendant mouthing "it's okay"
[22:26] <oh_its_max> NOT THE WHOPPERS
[22:26] <impdestist> just a really bad plane
[22:26] <besawa> seems to be channeling david spade's snl flight attendant character
[22:26] <besawa> this happens every other flight
[22:27] <impdestist> how do they know how to use those? they never did teh presentation!
[22:27] <Tony_Trebbs> ahah
[22:27] <lhstination> avoir
[22:27] <besawa> help me, detective benson!
[22:27] <dvr> "Buh bye"
[22:27] <@Ampersandeath> one heck of a way to cure acne
[22:27] <Tony_Trebbs> love the guy getting smashed by the luggage
[22:28] <oh_its_max> that shot of the whoppers rolling away.. wong is a visionary
[22:28] <jalapenoranch> oh that was luggage, I thought it was a random boombox
[22:28] == autarch [webchat@3wwm.u67h.ytk2.ip] has joined #hpnmovieseries
[22:28] <DonnaSawa> now's not the time for frenc
[22:28] <autarch> TIME???
[22:28] <autarch> TIME???
[22:28] <kayke> the attendant's hair is great
[22:28] <DonnaSawa> can we discuss his hair
[22:28] <Tony_Trebbs> GOTTA TORK A CABLE
[22:28] <@Ampersandeath> 16:30
[22:28] <DonnaSawa> yes, kayke
[22:28] <impdestist> are they punching him to keep him on the plane
[22:28] <dan2> lol treb
[22:28] <autarch> gimme 16:57
[22:28] <autarch> gimme 16:57
[22:28] <@Ampersandeath> 16:45
[22:28] <impdestist> uh he's doing bad
[22:28] <autarch> gimme 16:57
[22:28] <@Ampersandeath> 16:57
[22:29] <autarch> thank ya
[22:29] <dan2> why did Sean William Scott get off again?
[22:29] <impdestist> one of who
[22:29] <@Ampersandeath> had to poop
[22:29] <jalapenoranch> so he could be in the rest of the movie
[22:29] <besawa> i think he just got buffaloed off
[22:29] <impdestist> oh
[22:29] <@Ampersandeath> had to poop!
[22:29] <dan2> poor SWS
[22:29] <autarch> can we do a sean william scott marathon?
[22:30] <@Ampersandeath> no thank you
[22:30] <dan2> he has to have some serious dramas, right
[22:30] <autarch> uh
[22:30] <autarch> the rundown?
[22:30] <Bob513> "I sawa it!"
[22:30] <@Ampersandeath> okay we can do Southland Tales
[22:30] <DonnaSawa> lol bob
[22:30] <jalapenoranch> Goon was pretty fun
[22:30] <dan2> "You could SMELL the Whoppers"
[22:30] <dvr> Stray Cats are gonna start playing for this brawl
[22:30] <lhstination> autarch just wants all the american pies
[22:31] <autarch> whaaaa?
[22:31] <autarch> me?
[22:31] <Tony_Trebbs> lol
[22:31] <oh_its_max> told ya..
[22:31] <DonnaSawa> kerr smith, i believe you mean to say thank you
[22:31] <autarch> hold on... you're telling me sean william scott is in american pie?
[22:31] <autarch> is he in all of them?
[22:31] <dvr> "dont have to tork anymore"
[22:32] <impdestist> did we do dude where's my car or is it trying too hard
[22:32] <kayke> lmao
[22:32] <kayke> did there look like there were any survivors, hun
[22:32] <@Ampersandeath> i was thinkin warlock
[22:32] <impdestist> remember christine o'donnell
[22:32] <autarch> the plane exploded 4000 feet in the air
[22:32] <DonnaSawa> oh man do i
[22:32] <dan2> he's just wondering where they'll bury the survivors
[22:32] <Bob513> I was going to say, "...and where did they bury them?" but I think I made that exact joke last time.
[22:33] <@Ampersandeath> "is there anyone here who dares to zip me up?"
[22:33] <lhstination> heh
[22:33] <kayke> lol dan... or should I say dad
[22:33] <impdestist> agent shrek!
[22:33] <oh_its_max> SHREK
[22:33] <DonnaSawa> agent shrek/
[22:33] <@Ampersandeath> Agent Shrek, Agent Donkey
[22:33] <DonnaSawa> ?
[22:33] <autarch> "no survivors, and frankly, no close calls"
[22:33] <Tony_Trebbs> Where's agent donkey
[22:33] <oh_its_max> my god
[22:33] <dan2> and now I'm trapped in the same destiny that Bob managed to avoid this time around
[22:33] <DonnaSawa> good thing for sawa this was pre-9/11
[22:34] <dvr> "i got the same feeling before i hit that 7-10 split last weekend"
[22:34] <besawa> this accent
[22:35] <jalapenoranch> yeah but he knew all the french stuff
[22:35] <DonnaSawa> the beginning of this is much more boring than i remember
[22:35] <besawa> what? that whole scene is great
[22:35] <besawa> i went nuts in the theater when the airport window exploded
[22:35] <DonnaSawa> yeah that part
[22:35] <DonnaSawa> but everything else
[22:35] <dan2> fitting that the installment about the plane is the grounded one
[22:35] <jalapenoranch> did you forget about the poop talk?
[22:36] <DonnaSawa> nope
[22:36] <jalapenoranch> oh
[22:36] <DonnaSawa> #neverforget
[22:36] <lhstination> if we aren't properly introduced, we have no chance of telling all these white teens apart
[22:36] <impdestist> yeah i'm already having trouble
[22:36] <lhstination> if that one guy takes off his hat, i'm done for
[22:36] <dan2> should have had Tony Todd play one of the teens
[22:37] <impdestist> i think there's two meatheads, one of them has a girlfriend, plus two stoners and one spooky quiet girl
[22:37] <impdestist> oh and a teacher
[22:37] <jalapenoranch> there's that pesky fan
[22:37] <impdestist> can a plane erupt?
[22:37] <dan2> Donnie Darko was 2000 too right?
[22:37] <dan2> bad year for planes
[22:37] <Tony_Trebbs> Me watching the news
[22:37] <kayke> that sit
[22:37] <jalapenoranch> that's how I look when I browse the board
[22:37] <autarch> they're still loooking for survivors?
[22:38] <@Ampersandeath> lmao
[22:38] <impdestist> i think darko was 2001
[22:38] <DonnaSawa> wtf is SE new york?
[22:38] <besawa> couldn't they have made it london
[22:38] <impdestist> also a bad year for airplanes
[22:38] <besawa> pretty disrespectful to twa 800
[22:38] <dan2> *rescue worker pulls out big fishing net full of Whoppers*
[22:38] <oh_its_max> lol
[22:38] <besawa> heh
[22:38] <impdestist> uh oh death is angry
[22:39] <@Ampersandeath> "we just chose a number"
[22:39] <besawa> pretty long time to wait for a memorial
[22:39] <autarch> could it have been because the plane exploded?
[22:39] <@Ampersandeath> Bob Odenkirk eulogizes
[22:39] <Tony_Trebbs> hha
[22:39] <impdestist> ecclesiastes is the sickest book
[22:39] <kayke> 39 fish, 39 birds
[22:39] <dvr> 39 Whoppers to a King Size box
[22:39] <Tony_Trebbs> sick
[22:39] <@Ampersandeath> poor taste
[22:39] <oh_its_max> cool
[22:39] <autarch> oh cool
[22:39] <DonnaSawa> FLYY LIKE AN EAGLLLE
[22:40] <dan2> it only took 39 days to make that statue?
[22:40] <autarch> lol
[22:40] <kayke> "wish you would step off of that plane, my friend"
[22:40] <DonnaSawa> BYE BYE LIL SEBASTIAN
[22:40] <impdestist> eagle is a pretty popular statue request probably
[22:40] <autarch> it's mass-produced, dan
[22:40] <dan2> lol kayke
[22:40] <lhstination> 39 days to ship from the toscano catalog
[22:40] <dan2> in that case I'm getting one
[22:40] <Tony_Trebbs> Lots of people really dressing down for this
[22:40] <autarch> lol kayke
[22:40] <DonnaSawa> nice funeral chain carter
[22:40] <@Ampersandeath> alright, joe
[22:40] <impdestist> ladies and gentlemen, eddie vedder
[22:40] <autarch> Carter the Unstoppable Threat Machine
[22:41] <Tony_Trebbs> The guitar guy feels right for a high school tragedy
[22:41] <jalapenoranch> I dunno I think you probably will
[22:41] <dvr> stay off the jd? jack daniels?
[22:41] <dvr> stay off the jc?
[22:41] <@Ampersandeath> we are all immortal
[22:41] <DonnaSawa> acting is just on fire
[22:41] <dan2> extreme Lloyd Christmas energy
[22:42] <kayke> tall hair kid
[22:42] <@Ampersandeath> "okay, but what's my grade?"
[22:42] <autarch> who's the next bigget name in this after sean william scott?
[22:42] <jalapenoranch> this scene is going by at a rapid pace
[22:42] <DonnaSawa> yeah but no homo
[22:42] <kayke> hair like a pineapple
[22:42] <impdestist> his dad doing the "the wrong kid died, the wrong kid died" song from walk hard
[22:43] <jalapenoranch> one by one, the actors enter and exit
[22:43] <Tony_Trebbs> Hour 5 of this ceremony
[22:43] <kayke> da hour in the da futah
[22:43] <impdestist> "fuck the sox, go yanks"
[22:43] <Tony_Trebbs> ahah
[22:44] <Tony_Trebbs> Ronna blowing in
[22:44] <kayke> da windoh
[22:44] <autarch> hoo boy
[22:44] <oh_its_max> unnecessary angle
[22:44] <kayke> that's where you'd hook up a bidet
[22:44] <jalapenoranch> whirrrrrrrr
[22:45] <Tony_Trebbs> ahaha
[22:45] <impdestist> cool it man
[22:45] <Tony_Trebbs> Light summer reading
[22:45] <dan2> Accidental Death for Dummies
[22:45] <dvr> heh
[22:45] <besawa> thank god he can get usa today online
[22:45] <autarch> would be lame if this guy was the first to die
[22:45] <impdestist> bold move for someone so afraid of death, keeping a fan in the room
[22:45] <dvr> still has his France guidebook right there
[22:46] <autarch> does he have that website open in microsoft word?
[22:46] <dan2> PENIS PIERCING
[22:46] <DonnaSawa> he just reads it for the articles
[22:46] <Bob513> I like that his lamp has a hat, though.
[22:46] <Tony_Trebbs> what the hell
[22:46] <oh_its_max> if you have a fan in the first scene, in a future scene it must blow
[22:46] <@Ampersandeath> he had that coming
[22:46] <dvr> gettin real stubbly, def needs to shave
[22:46] <besawa> reads usa today online, but penthouse in print. backwards kid.
[22:46] <impdestist> yeeeesh
[22:46] <@Ampersandeath> bathrooms with nonthreatening auras
[22:46] <autarch> hoo booy
[22:46] <autarch> oh nooooo
[22:47] <impdestist> aaaahhh
[22:47] <Tony_Trebbs> no today water
[22:47] <dan2> Tymme?
[22:47] <autarch> this is so scary
[22:47] <Tony_Trebbs> *not
[22:47] <jalapenoranch> whirrrrrrr
[22:47] <dvr> uh oh. boobs are sprayed everywhere
[22:47] <DonnaSawa> oh no not the penthouse
[22:47] <dan2> get outta heah you *shakes fist at owl*
[22:47] <besawa> message from hogwart's denied
[22:47] <impdestist> oh great now there's gonna be little pics of nipples all over his room
[22:47] <oh_its_max> tony.. tod..
[22:47] <@Ampersandeath> death is deutsch
[22:48] <autarch> buggs bunny-ass death
[22:48] <dan2> Dead and Shoulders
[22:48] <lhstination> heh
[22:48] <@Ampersandeath> lol
[22:48] <dan2> autarch you aint seen nothin' yet
[22:48] <autarch> lol dan
[22:48] <dvr> "save me rubber ducky"
[22:48] <besawa> fuckin' sleepy ass boomers
[22:48] <@Ampersandeath> and this is why teen boys don't practice good hygiene
[22:48] <besawa> no fair
[22:49] <lhstination> died doing what he loved, hanging in the tub
[22:49] <Tony_Trebbs> Should have tried to crank one, because he's gonna get accused of it anyway
[22:49] <impdestist> i could have gotten out of that one
[22:49] <DonnaSawa> him and david caradine
[22:49] <jalapenoranch> me too. just stand up.
[22:49] <@Ampersandeath> who's been peeing blue
[22:49] <dan2> sadly, he's the one getting torked now
[22:49] <impdestist> ali larter has extremely 2000 and also extremely 2013 hair
[22:50] <autarch> well,
[22:50] <kayke> i wonder what he keeps in his cargo pants pockets
[22:51] <impdestist> the ntsb dudes have extremely "not ready for 9/11" energy
[22:51] <lhstination> probably raisins
[22:51] <dan2> this reminds me, should we put Tank Girl on the classix list?
[22:51] <dan2> it was a pretty early one
[22:51] <oh_its_max> teen suicide: don't investigate it
[22:52] <kayke> lol
[22:52] <DonnaSawa> lol
[22:52] <oh_its_max> is that a wicked torqued cable
[22:52] <Tony_Trebbs> hah
[22:52] <dvr> haha
[22:52] <@Ampersandeath> sprung
[22:52] <jalapenoranch> hope she's not gonna major in art
[22:52] <impdestist> [matter-of-factly] it's a spring head guy
[22:52] <Bob513> Actually not a bad likeness.
[22:52] <DonnaSawa> oh dear
[22:53] <@Ampersandeath> "the nose is representative, though"
[22:53] <Tony_Trebbs> Manic pixie destination girl
[22:53] <DonnaSawa> like, the plane explosion?
[22:53] <@Ampersandeath> lol trebb
[22:53] <lhstination> heh
[22:53] <oh_its_max> maybe we're still on that plane..
[22:54] <lhstination> spelunk on in
[22:54] <besawa> no symbolism here
[22:54] <DonnaSawa> death turns her on
[22:55] <Bob513> "Yep, that was in his will."
[22:55] <besawa> they're pretty nonchalant about this
[22:55] <Tony_Trebbs> hell fucking yes
[22:55] <oh_its_max> where WAS he
[22:55] <autarch> wtf
[22:55] <@Ampersandeath> lurkin
[22:55] <jalapenoranch> how did they not see the 6'5" dude just chillin' in the corner
[22:55] <dan2> "Sorry, was just down in the wine cave, how can I help you"
[22:55] <autarch> chemicals
[22:56] <autarch> well,
[22:56] <besawa> whopperman, whopperman, whopperman
[22:56] <Bob513> "In death, there are no accidents." is quite the philosophy for a medical examiner.
[22:56] <Bob513> Like, that county must have a sky-high homicide rate.
[22:56] <impdestist> holy shit it's been 45 minutes already
[22:56] <autarch> this guy has Newman energy
[22:57] <DonnaSawa> it just flew by imp
[22:57] <kayke> we're all just jerry from tom and jerry
[22:57] <autarch> "this is the plot, alex"
[22:57] <Tony_Trebbs> "Death has a new design. It's on pogs, now"
[22:57] <DonnaSawa> death always finds a way
[22:57] <dvr> i hope he goes "muwahahahaha"
[22:57] <Tony_Trebbs> icon
[22:57] <besawa> good talk
[22:58] <oh_its_max> what a champ
[22:58] <impdestist> so who was that guy
[22:58] <dan2> should have given them a lollipop on the way out
[22:58] <jalapenoranch> the janitor
[22:58] <impdestist> that's not how you spell tod
[22:58] <dvr> "it's from my porno"
[22:58] <kayke> short for todd
[22:58] <lhstination> heh
[22:59] <Tony_Trebbs> So he's saying if they see the sign, it'll open up their eyes
[22:59] <kayke> lol
[22:59] <autarch> if you want to avoid the shits, don't drink that coffee
[22:59] <impdestist> was that even the mortician
[22:59] <dvr> we need more fans and porn mags to figure out who is next
[22:59] <Tony_Trebbs> loose cables incoming
[22:59] <DonnaSawa> but then why did he see that vision
[22:59] <impdestist> oh fuck yeah
[22:59] <besawa> title drop
[23:00] <oh_its_max> hey wait a sec
[23:00] <autarch> what a jam
[23:00] <dan2> final JAMstination
[23:00] <dvr> oh not a Stray Cats fight, a NIN fight
[23:00] <lhstination> you are the perfect destination, the perfect destination
[23:00] <autarch> Sean!
[23:00] <dan2> SWS should have gotten a supporting actor nomination for this
[23:00] <@Ampersandeath> look at that fit
[23:00] <autarch> SOS: save our sean
[23:01] <lhstination> sawa's hair is so aerodynamic
[23:01] <besawa> ominous framing
[23:01] <autarch> yesssss
[23:01] <impdestist> ah welp
[23:01] <oh_its_max> HOly
[23:01] <oh_its_max> forgot about that
[23:01] <Tony_Trebbs> he he he
[23:01] <kayke> she got joed
[23:01] <besawa> the joe black express
[23:01] <DonnaSawa> lol
[23:01] <lhstination> heh
[23:01] <impdestist> that bus probably shouldn't have been going 70 mph on a city street like that
[23:01] <dvr> lotta GI stuff in this movie
[23:01] <Tony_Trebbs> Movies'd have you believe that buses are the 4th leading cause of death
[23:02] <jalapenoranch> she really should've been more careful though
[23:02] <dvr> uh huh...
[23:02] <besawa> the scavenger pump
[23:03] <impdestist> why would it show such a detailed diagram
[23:03] <DonnaSawa> it's science
[23:03] <lhstination> why do their seats matter if everyone died
[23:03] <autarch> doing this before plasma screens was fine
[23:03] <besawa> i'm going to have sawa's haircut soon when i buzz my head
[23:03] <jalapenoranch> but... not everybody DID die!
[23:03] <DonnaSawa> this is some beautiful mind shit
[23:04] <kayke> her beautiful son
[23:04] <@Ampersandeath> Brehms
[23:04] <impdestist> "even this creepy porcelain doll i have for some reason"
[23:04] <lhstination> condolences, besoin
[23:04] <besawa> turkish brahms
[23:04] <Tony_Trebbs> ahahhaha
[23:04] <oh_its_max> there's a wild sawa on my lawn
[23:05] <DonnaSawa> he's not here, what about agent dohnkey
[23:05] <besawa> these guys have nothing else to do, eh?
[23:05] <@Ampersandeath> i said almost that same thing to kayke just now
[23:05] <impdestist> everything else aside i learned today that eddie murphy was nominated for a bafta award for his performance in shrek?
[23:05] <dan2> check yourself before you Shrek yourself
[23:05] <@Ampersandeath> but i started in shrek's voice and transitioned to donkey's
[23:05] <lhstination> all that free time from not investigating teen suicides
[23:05] <DonnaSawa> lol dan
[23:06] <DonnaSawa> looks like it's curtains for mrs. teach
[23:06] <besawa> brahms's favorite
[23:06] <oh_its_max> that's not how you pick those up
[23:06] <Tony_Trebbs> ahah
[23:06] <lhstination> heh
[23:06] <oh_its_max> smh
[23:06] <impdestist> it's an old frank sinatra record called "i'm gonna die in a fire"
[23:07] <dan2> lol
[23:07] <autarch> john denver does rule
[23:07] <besawa> why are these guys so sarcastic
[23:07] <dvr> they're FBI
[23:07] <kayke> their chairs are the same size as yours
[23:07] <impdestist> "they're regular sized chairs alex"
[23:07] <dan2> "saved" in the same way that you "save" some food for leftovers
[23:07] <DonnaSawa> dahmer doesn't seem relevant here
[23:08] <Tony_Trebbs> Drink some wine, get cooking
[23:08] <autarch> "your paattern is polka dots, and yours is paisley"
[23:08] <besawa> what are they doing with the photography
[23:08] <besawa> maybe messing with the frame rate?
[23:08] <autarch> oh no
[23:09] <lhstination> i want to cgi a baby onto everything in this kitchen
[23:09] <dvr> it's gonna be what you least expect - a paper cut from the pepper poster in the background
[23:09] <oh_its_max> i have a gas stove and i would never in a million years do that
[23:09] <kayke> yeah no
[23:10] <kayke> I get scared enough when our gas stove is working normally
[23:10] <autarch> Doctor Shrek
[23:10] <autarch> which oone is shrek?
[23:11] <oh_its_max> much better idea
[23:11] <oh_its_max> oh wait
[23:11] <besawa> she has a lot of packing to do
[23:11] <Tony_Trebbs> just a mug of the stuff
[23:11] <kayke> omg just look at anything
[23:11] <dvr> is she sippin on jsut vodka?
[23:11] <lhstination> my cat straight up vomited into my old CRT monitor and it still worked
[23:11] <dvr> i had a lizard crawl into a speaker and it still worked
[23:11] <DonnaSawa> lol
[23:11] <oh_its_max> ouch
[23:12] <besawa> she's already a goner
[23:12] <@Ampersandeath> VG-
[23:12] <dvr> heh
[23:12] <kayke> magic
[23:12] <dan2> "You gotta do that at 11:30 PM?
[23:12] <dan2> "
[23:12] <lhstination> burning his porn flakes
[23:12] <impdestist> god death is not taking any chances now
[23:12] <@Ampersandeath> #schoolnight
[23:12] <jalapenoranch> that mug sure leaked a lot
[23:12] <besawa> her house is huge
[23:12] <dan2> this is why I only drink half a mug of vodka
[23:13] <autarch> oh my
[23:13] <kayke> I like her stained glass sword door
[23:13] <impdestist> buddy
[23:13] <Tony_Trebbs> ahah
[23:13] <DonnaSawa> you should leave
[23:13] <besawa> idle hands all over
[23:13] <kayke> oh no
[23:13] <DonnaSawa> no don't touch that
[23:13] <oh_its_max> not ideal
[23:13] <autarch> this can't look goood
[23:13] <@Ampersandeath> oopsie
[23:13] <impdestist> poor sean
[23:13] <lhstination> hey hat idiot
[23:13] <impdestist> always at the wrong place
[23:13] <autarch> sean
[23:14] <oh_its_max> he's dressed like a paperboy
[23:14] <besawa> all 13 bedrooms, up in flames
[23:14] <autarch> i love sean
[23:14] <DonnaSawa> dude where's my house
[23:14] <impdestist> lol
[23:14] <dan2> lmao
[23:14] <lhstination> she was housesitting for 7th heaven
[23:14] <DonnaSawa> laserblast is mad i stole his joke
[23:14] <kayke> my cward
[23:14] <besawa> here's my cawrd
[23:14] <lhstination> here's my caw
[23:14] <DonnaSawa> how small is this town
[23:15] <jalapenoranch> maybe stifler should stop riding a bike
[23:15] <dvr> terry?
[23:15] <besawa> bus victim
[23:15] <dvr> oh bus girl
[23:15] <@Ampersandeath> no i don't want no death
[23:16] <@Ampersandeath> death is a kinda guy
[23:16] <autarch> ii love sean
[23:16] <oh_its_max> blew their budget on nin huh
[23:16] <autarch> what's this song? i dig it
[23:16] <besawa> always split up
[23:16] <besawa> eternal sawashine
[23:17] <dan2> heh
[23:17] <kayke> no
[23:17] <dvr> this isn't the movie with the logging truck is it?
[23:17] <dan2> that's 2
[23:17] <dvr> ah.. i have scene that then
[23:17] <autarch> and the 7/11 exploded
[23:17] <oh_its_max> my wife is still afraid to drive behind logging trucks
[23:17] <oh_its_max> hehe
[23:18] <kayke> drive under a logging truck like christmas vacation instead
[23:18] <lhstination> under a logging truck is the safest place
[23:19] <DonnaSawa> a cabin in the woods, great idea
[23:19] <besawa> wish someone would call me a fuckin' warlock
[23:20] <lhstination> when did NY have white plates
[23:20] <besawa> they did
[23:21] <dan2> Drift's Design
[23:21] <lhstination> yes but when
[23:21] <impdestist> those are like the classic ny movie license plates
[23:21] <besawa> with a statue of liberty in the middle
[23:21] <besawa> i dunno, 80s, 90s
[23:21] <impdestist> the ecto-1 has that license plate
[23:21] <besawa> better than these ugly ass orange ones
[23:21] <impdestist> yeah that's a classic plate
[23:22] <impdestist> i don't think hands not being on the wheel were the problem there
[23:22] <lhstination> the orange ones are a useful geoguessr clue
[23:23] <autarch> oh fuck
[23:23] <autarch> i've seen this oone
[23:23] <besawa> just leave him
[23:23] <autarch> maybee open the door
[23:23] <kayke> carter!
[23:24] <impdestist> he's gonna explode for no reason
[23:24] <Bob513> Those ghost children are really slacking on this one.
[23:24] <autarch> what
[23:24] <autarch> carter's a prick and doesn't deseerve to live
[23:24] <impdestist> uh oh
[23:25] <@Ampersandeath> ominous framing
[23:25] <besawa> american aiieeeeeee
[23:25] <oh_its_max> yowza
[23:25] <autarch> fuck
[23:25] <autarch> sean
[23:25] <DonnaSawa> eh, that seemed right for SWS
[23:25] <besawa> seann william not
[23:25] <DonnaSawa> lol
[23:25] <@Ampersandeath> this is death's design
[23:25] <dan2> he's riding his bike around in the clouds now
[23:25] <kayke> big brain
[23:26] <besawa> i need a cabin
[23:26] <jalapenoranch> they have moved on pretty quickly from a dude that just got decapitated
[23:26] <autarch> i'm glad that sean's death was quick. i wouldn't be able to bea seeing him in pain
[23:26] <autarch> yeah semssmart
[23:26] <impdestist> where'd he get all those corks
[23:27] <autarch> seems smart to just not let yuorself escape
[23:27] <Tony_Trebbs>  Gonna get salmonella from that canned chicken
[23:27] <autarch> his jerkin' gloves
[23:28] <impdestist> feel like that lid is probably pretty sharp
[23:28] <besawa> i think they borrowed the orange light from the other movie
[23:28] <oh_its_max> i don't think you have to eat cat food
[23:28] <dan2> I think I'll take death over eating that
[23:28] <besawa> the roomba is going to choke on those leaves and explode
[23:28] <impdestist> his shirt already has a rip in it!
[23:28] <lhstination> heh
[23:28] <dan2> leaves the #1 cause of death in America, very few know this
[23:29] <besawa> not today, big mouth billy
[23:29] <impdestist> dude how are you gonna hide out in a shack with so much sharp stuff!
[23:29] <Tony_Trebbs> ha
[23:29] <autarch> no you can't
[23:29] <@Ampersandeath> *ejected Shrek DVD decapitates him*
[23:29] <Bob513> Heh
[23:29] <autarch> lol
[23:30] <autarch> 89
[23:30] <autarch> 1986
[23:30] <autarch> the challenger
[23:30] <autarch> just like the plane
[23:31] <impdestist> what are you doing man
[23:32] <besawa> they never even comment on the fact that ali larter's character's name is "clear rivers"
[23:32] <dan2> Clear Rivers my other favorite John Denver track
[23:32] <oh_its_max> step away from the kayak
[23:32] <DonnaSawa> row my boy!
[23:32] <autarch> shoot him!
[23:32] <autarch> come on!
[23:32] <impdestist> no better way to get to clear rivers than on a canoe
[23:32] <DonnaSawa> this is some white ford bronco shit
[23:32] <besawa> love a good canoe escape
[23:33] <autarch> you're cops! just shoot him!
[23:33] <oh_its_max> how many Eiffel towers is too many
[23:33] <DonnaSawa> half-death: alyx
[23:33] <dan2> "Down to my last 40 candles, better stock up soon."
[23:33] <autarch> just lighting a candl
[23:33] <@Ampersandeath> wow i feel that
[23:34] <autarch> do you think we'll ever experience a major post-electric dystopia?
[23:34] <Tony_Trebbs> Yeah, when the solar flares hit? Absolutely.
[23:34] <jalapenoranch> god I wish the twist was revealed to be a giant murderous fan
[23:34] <besawa> those above ground pools are deathtraps
[23:35] <dvr> the dog turned into hosehead from Strange Brew and flew away
[23:35] <autarch> that wouldn't kill him
[23:35] <autarch> oh but that might
[23:35] <autarch> drowned by a tree
[23:35] <oh_its_max> if a tree falls on sawa and no one's around.. oh forget it
[23:35] <DonnaSawa> lol max
[23:36] <autarch> drink up
[23:36] <besawa> unhand me, tannenbaum
[23:36] <autarch> what about carter
[23:36] <impdestist> wow
[23:36] <autarch> when does it go back to carter?
[23:36] <@Ampersandeath> we are so easy to kill
[23:37] <kayke> if death misses her and then misses sawa it's back to carter
[23:37] <impdestist> man there's so much shit that can kill people just around us all the time
[23:37] <impdestist> makes ya think
[23:37] <kayke> or I guess if it gets them too
[23:37] <Bob513> God, I would have given up so long ago.
[23:37] <oh_its_max> hahaha yes
[23:37] <autarch> feel like iit's already missed her a few times
[23:37] <besawa> i think you're outgunned here, kids
[23:37] <autarch> like all carter had to do was avoiod one train
[23:37] <impdestist> is that how that works
[23:38] <dan2> this is why I just live in one of those big rubber bounce houses
[23:38] <DonnaSawa> lol dna
[23:38] <oh_its_max> this film is truly a series of coils
[23:38] <impdestist> "but it's ok, youre grounded by the tires"
[23:38] <Bob513> I don't think so, no.
[23:38] <autarch> what about carter though
[23:38] <besawa> this guy has never played asteroids
[23:38] <Bob513> It's more of a Faraday cage effect?
[23:38] <impdestist> wait what does she have to do
[23:38] <kayke> never let go jack
[23:38] <autarch> dude is the ultimate simp
[23:39] <DonnaSawa> he made 88 miles an hour
[23:39] <@Ampersandeath> hell of a way to get a tan
[23:39] <DonnaSawa> lol kayke
[23:39] <besawa> idle heart
[23:40] <Bob513> Is death satisfied if you don't die, but your acting career does?
[23:40] <dan2> final shot of the movie should just be Tony Todd counting a huge stack of money
[23:40] <@Ampersandeath> neither can i
[23:40] <DonnaSawa> lol bob
[23:40] <autarch> soo the final destination...is paris?
[23:40] <impdestist> un petite fraaahnch car
[23:41] <@Ampersandeath> it was a small puzzle
[23:41] <kayke> the 41 dead people
[23:41] <DonnaSawa> death gave ali larter a blond outlook on life
[23:41] <@Ampersandeath> full of sound and fury
[23:41] <autarch> to sean william scott
[23:41] <Bob513> Finally, they made it to Paris, Las Vegas.
[23:41] <autarch> good riddance?
[23:41] <autarch> they had the time of their life
[23:42] <autarch> why the fuck should carter live
[23:42] <lhstination> because he's hottest
[23:43] <oh_its_max> ew
[23:43] <impdestist> late night meat delivery
[23:44] <autarch> ruh roh
[23:44] <besawa> sure, this is france. sure.
[23:44] <Tony_Trebbs> sacre bleu
[23:44] <kayke> death is lazy- you can't use a bus twice
[23:44] <oh_its_max> sacrebleu!
[23:44] <oh_its_max> heeh
[23:44] <autarch> pendulum swings bck
[23:44] <besawa> ominous framing
[23:44] <autarch> roll credits
[23:44] <DonnaSawa> lollolol
[23:44] <impdestist> pretty good
[23:44] <oh_its_max> 90 minutes well spent
[23:44] <Tony_Trebbs> Bludworth
[23:44] <kayke> it was tod!
[23:44] <kayke> one d
[23:44] <autarch> sean william scott
[23:45] <besawa> this song
[23:45] <impdestist> what a song
[23:45] <dan2> nice to watch the normal one, but I can't wait to watch the crazy ones again
[23:45] <autarch> let's do a SWS marathon
[23:45] <oh_its_max> someone being named tod is the least believable part of this movie
[23:45] <autarch> the ENTIRE sean william scott filmography, huh?
[23:45] <DonnaSawa> this was normal, dan
[23:45] <DonnaSawa> ?
[23:45] <@Ampersandeath> yeah, pumped for 4
[23:45] <dan2> Joey Jow
[23:45] <autarch> Joey Jow
[23:45] <DonnaSawa> not enough people are named klaus
[23:45] <impdestist> what band is this the off brand version of
[23:46] <impdestist> i'm halfway between better than ezra and hootie and the blowfish
[23:46] <dvr> Hanson
[23:46] <DonnaSawa> vertical horizon
[23:46] <besawa> where's the "assistant to mr. todd"
[23:46] <@Ampersandeath> Assistant to Mr. Death
[23:46] <lhstination> earth hog
[23:46] <besawa> heh
[23:46] <dvr> heh
[23:46] <besawa> aardvark literally means earth hog
[23:47] <@Ampersandeath> LITTLE ITALY: A TALE OF TWO PIZZERIAS tomorrow night!
[23:47] <@Ampersandeath> FD 3 Sunday!
[23:47] <@Ampersandeath> night all!
[23:47] <besawa> still more credits, guys
[23:47] <lhstination> don't want to go buy tampons, don't want to go buy satan
[23:47] <besawa> you can't escape the plan
[23:47] <kayke> lol lhs
[23:48] <DonnaSawa> flesh and fantasy?
[23:48] <DonnaSawa> great trip club
[23:48] <impdestist> Chit Queipo is a name i could only aspire to
[23:48] <kayke> everyone look out for evil blue toilet water when you brush your teeth tonight
[23:48] <lhstination> trevor butt
[23:48] <DonnaSawa> trevor butt?
[23:48] <DonnaSawa> lolol
[23:48] <dan2> crazy to think that all these people died after filming
[23:48] <impdestist> oh fuck that i'm not brushing my teeth tonight
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[23:48] <besawa> lolita ritmanis
[23:49] <impdestist> Joe 90 huh
[23:49] <impdestist> imagine being risk management for this movie
[23:49] <dan2> going for a late night piss, wish me luck
[23:49] <impdestist> bye dan
[23:49] <besawa> the nba helped them make this movie?
[23:49] <impdestist> they just wanted to thank them
[23:49] <DonnaSawa> what did the nba have to do with this?
[23:49] <oh_its_max> well, it was a slam dunk
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[22:13] <@CON-AMP> 3
[22:13] <@CON-AMP> 2
[22:13] <@CON-AMP> 1
[22:13] <autarch> can i be honest though? sometimes i get mad at god
[22:13] <besoin_air> the touch, the bruck, and the cage
[22:13] <TrebAir> Yeah love this fuckin highway and tree
[22:13] <dvr> bruck - cool, we know there will be at least 2 explosions
[22:13] <@CON-AMP> I Fucking Love Conflict
[22:13] <Durham_> Is the video cropped? the touchstone logo wasn't a circle for me
[22:13] <donnatrejo> my understanding is bruck was on a lot of coke during this
[22:13] <autarch> lhs is it hbb?
[22:13] <kayke> is the bunny in the box yet?
[22:14] <nicolhscage> no
[22:14] <dvr> i think there's already been two explosions
[22:14] <donnatrejo> is this anyone's first time?
[22:14] <TrebAir> Looks like scope to me durham
[22:14] <donnatrejo> for con air, i mean
[22:14] <oh_its_max> yes, i have never seen con air
[22:14] <donnatrejo> oooh boy
[22:14] <autarch> i've been thinking and i have a whole lot of guesses!
[22:14] <nicolhscage> save them for tinychat
[22:14] <Bob511> "Goddamn, if I ever hear another thing about shrimp..."
[22:14] <autarch> ook
[22:14] <donnatrejo> ah yes, delivery by tugboat
[22:14] <donnatrejo> lol bob
[22:15] <donnatrejo> she's...3 hours pregnant
[22:15] <besoin_air> rip her career, murdered by patch adams
[22:15] == diamond_dan has changed nick to LeDann
[22:15] == LeDann has changed nick to LeDann_Rimes
[22:15] <autarch> 3 hours pregnant and he's alreaady gendering it
[22:15] <@CON-AMP> lol
[22:15] <donnatrejo> lol dan
[22:15] <TrebAir> DUSTY
[22:16] <kayke> her forehead is giving me inexplicable anxiety
[22:16] <Durham_> can't believe these guys aren't supporting teh troops
[22:16] <@CON-AMP> Liev Shrugber
[22:16] <kayke> i can't look at it
[22:16] <TrebAir> what the hell
[22:16] <autarch> lol
[22:16] <donnatrejo> what does that guy remmeber about nam?
[22:16] <TrebAir> A 27 year old obsessing about Nam
[22:16] <autarch> you thin tthat guy looked 27?
[22:16] <Durham_> that's 27 in Alabama
[22:17] <autarch> oof
[22:17] <kayke> just get in the car... truck
[22:17] <kayke> the cuck
[22:17] <donnatrejo> ahaha
[22:17] <LeDann_Rimes> if you can't beat these guys how are you gonna beat Saddam
[22:17] <TrebAir> yesssss
[22:17] <nicolhscage> you got conned
[22:17] <besoin_air> should have registered those hands
[22:17] <dvr> welcome, to the rock
[22:18] <oh_its_max> dr. barkeep over here
[22:18] <kayke> lol
[22:18] <TrebAir> Would never be charged
[22:18] <donnatrejo> lol besoin
[22:18] <Durham_> nice, Jaminski did this?
[22:18] <TrebAir> oh god I forgot
[22:18] <@CON-AMP> "you must register your arms as deadly weapons"
[22:18] <besoin_air> is this the night that the lights went out in alabama
[22:18] <TrebAir> what a logo
[22:19] <donnatrejo> bruckheimer energy hitting you hard
[22:19] <Bob511> Ridiculous liberal courts of Alabama.
[22:19] <kayke> illegible
[22:19] <LeDann_Rimes> damn that's a good title
[22:19] <oh_its_max> omg colm
[22:19] <oh_its_max> yes
[22:19] <TrebAir> Howevah
[22:19] <besoin_air> god, the accent
[22:19] <nicolhscage> cradled in yorms
[22:19] <kayke> did he fight in the civil war? he sounds like jasper
[22:19] <besoin_air> speaking of shrimp
[22:19] <autarch> this reminds me of 2nd grade where this other kid had to let my teacher know that he was upgrading karate belts and promised only to use his powers for good.
[22:19] <oh_its_max> beautiful X Æ A-12
[22:19] <@CON-AMP> fyi, Zandalee classix screening is inevitable
[22:19] <TrebAir> Accent work was better in Zandalee
[22:19] <TrebAir> yeah
[22:19] <nicolhscage> oh good
[22:20] <Bob511> Oh, damn, it is Bubba.
[22:20] <LeDann_Rimes> the great Snowball riot of '97
[22:20] <besoin_air> "we always eat doritos by frito lay"
[22:20] <@CON-AMP> "dear daddy, today i killed a guy"
[22:20] <nicolhscage> i still think about "judge's butt is a flat circle"
[22:20] <kayke> seems like they wouldn't want you to do that on the pipes
[22:20] <TrebAir> "Daddy, I punched a bully's nose bone into his brain, and they kicked me out of preschool"
[22:20] <autarch> he had the same voice coach as maisie williams in book of love
[22:20] <Bob511> Heh
[22:21] <@CON-AMP> lol
[22:21] <donnatrejo> i'm not gonna survive this accent
[22:21] <besoin_air> vairay important
[22:21] <TrebAir> ORIGAMI
[22:21] <autarch> house of Cage
[22:21] <oh_its_max> dear casey, it only takes 5 pounds of pressure to cave someone's nose bone into their brain
[22:21] <donnatrejo> miss doing together?
[22:21] <LeDann_Rimes> do you think he actually writes "veruh" just so his daughter can be prepared for his accent
[22:21] <TrebAir> Chill that lemonade
[22:21] <donnatrejo> lol
[22:21] <Durham_> is this the rest of the movie
[22:21] <nicolhscage> origawmay
[22:22] <kayke> the bunny
[22:22] <donnatrejo> WHAT'S IN THE BOX
[22:22] <nicolhscage> is this prison or storage wars
[22:22] <TrebAir> That sequence had serious Ken Burns Civil War vibes
[22:22] <@CON-AMP> teeoob
[22:22] <@CON-AMP> poerolled
[22:22] <autarch> hug it out
[22:22] <kayke> babyo
[22:23] <besoin_air> baby-o?
[22:23] <TrebAir> Why is only one of them sweaty
[22:23] <autarch> Babyo Free Europe
[22:23] <TrebAir> Gettin all juicy
[22:23] <donnatrejo> that's caged heat right there
[22:23] <@CON-AMP> 8 1/2 inch nails
[22:23] <TrebAir> ahahh
[22:24] <donnatrejo> lol
[22:24] <donnatrejo> wait, why's he eating snow balls?
[22:24] <autarch> "it makes no nevermind"???
[22:24] <besoin_air> okay chatty
[22:24] <donnatrejo> oh god, this is like my mom when she's talking to retail clerks
[22:24] <nicolhscage> heh
[22:24] <dvr> haha
[22:24] <oh_its_max> hahaha yep
[22:25] <Durham_> what a fit
[22:25] <autarch> lmao donna
[22:25] <kayke> lol donna
[22:25] <TrebAir> Stop Making Sense
[22:25] <besoin_air> this must be the place
[22:25] <donnatrejo> let's discuss cusak's upholstery
[22:25] <autarch> azz kikr
[22:25] <Bob511> KIRK AZZ
[22:25] <oh_its_max> yesss
[22:25] <Durham_> Colm??
[22:25] <TrebAir> Oh no colm
[22:25] <oh_its_max> colm baby
[22:25] <kayke> I want a real big suit
[22:25] <besoin_air> is colm's accent more authentic, or nic's
[22:25] <oh_its_max> Colm Air
[22:26] <TrebAir> Colm about to launch into Walking on the Sun
[22:26] <Bob511> "Excuse me, gunS."
[22:27] <donnatrejo> sounds like there are a lot of weapons on that aircraft
[22:27] <kayke> no weapons, except for all the weapons
[22:27] <LeDann_Rimes> Put the gunny down
[22:27] <donnatrejo> i wanna meet the costume designer who looked at cusak and said, "tan. head to toe"
[22:27] <@CON-AMP> lol
[22:27] <autarch> lol
[22:27] <LeDann_Rimes> love the scumfuck rundown
[22:27] <@CON-AMP> i hope their first reaction was "we couldn't get Joan?"
[22:28] <Durham_> hero
[22:28] <oh_its_max> hell yeah
[22:28] <kayke> that's harley quinn, the joker may be the king but she is his queen
[22:28] <autarch> yeah this guy rules
[22:28] <oh_its_max> hahaha
[22:28] <LeDann_Rimes> "Impersonating the pope"
[22:28] <besoin_air> "...of mice and men"
[22:28] <Durham_> lol
[22:28] <autarch> lol dan
[22:28] <donnatrejo> he's been in jail since he was 10?
[22:29] <besoin_air> cyrus the coronavirus
[22:29] <donnatrejo> lolol
[22:29] <autarch> come on
[22:29] <dvr> ha. forgot he was in this
[22:29] <@CON-AMP> Joaquin Penis
[22:29] <TrebAir> he
[22:29] <donnatrejo> oh my god the fan
[22:29] <autarch> omfg the hair
[22:30] <oh_its_max> oh man the locks
[22:30] <autarch> the smile
[22:30] <Durham_> lma
[22:30] <Durham_> o
[22:30] <@CON-AMP> "that's Air Sniffer"
[22:30] <TrebAir> Like they took a Conair to that con's hair
[22:30] <autarch> lol treb
[22:30] <donnatrejo> aha
[22:30] <Durham_> lolll
[22:30] <TrebAir> When you can't get Farina
[22:31] <besoin_air> fauxrina
[22:31] <oh_its_max> that person with all the handcuffs looked like a dark souls enemy
[22:31] <Durham_> what the
[22:31] <autarch> dude seeemed nice
[22:31] <Durham_> completely forgot chapelle was in this
[22:31] <oh_its_max> idiots
[22:31] <autarch> why are they going on this plane again?
[22:31] <besoin_air> amtrak's cruel and unusual
[22:31] <LeDann_Rimes> because it's the Con Air, duh
[22:32] <Durham_> why did Andrew Cuomo dressed as Jay Leno get the gun?
[22:32] <donnatrejo> the super duper max prison
[22:32] <kayke> there's a new prison that needs guys
[22:32] <nicolhscage> i also missed why
[22:32] <besoin_air> poe sure is cocky on his last day
[22:32] <autarch> don't they do parole hearings at the prison?
[22:32] <donnatrejo> hmmm, nazi muffin
[22:33] <oh_its_max> this guy is a weirdo
[22:33] <autarch> ew
[22:33] <Durham_> jfc
[22:33] <TrebAir> 23 is the biggest number
[22:33] <@CON-AMP> *Jim Carrey saxophone*
[22:34] <kayke> "can I get some fava beans?"
[22:34] <donnatrejo> woah, max headroom is in this?
[22:34] <besoin_air> please, gozer, no more negativity
[22:34] <@CON-AMP> lol
[22:35] <Bob511> Guys, the handcuffs light is still lit.
[22:35] <nicolhscage> heh
[22:36] <autarch> holy shit
[22:36] <oh_its_max> holy shit
[22:36] <@CON-AMP> rude as hell
[22:36] <oh_its_max> lol
[22:36] <Durham_> wtf
[22:36] <TrebAir> lord
[22:36] <oh_its_max> cue the butt rock
[22:36] <@CON-AMP> the air just got lit
[22:36] <kayke> get off my insulin
[22:37] <TrebAir> eyy eyy eyy eyy
[22:37] <oh_its_max> this is truly unfortunate
[22:37] <kayke> is one of them named "pinball"?
[22:37] <donnatrejo> hmmm, maybe stay in the cockpit?
[22:37] <@CON-AMP> a series of unfortunate events
[22:37] <donnatrejo> dave chappell
[22:37] <Durham_> impressive KDR
[22:38] <besoin_air> poe jiscipo
[22:38] <oh_its_max> HA
[22:38] <oh_its_max> unreal
[22:38] <Durham_> hell yeah
[22:39] <@CON-AMP> welcome to con air: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51EuWPVBmqL._SL1000_.jpg
[22:40] <kayke> lol
[22:40] <nicolhscage> that's what they aimed at cage when he got off the bus
[22:40] <autarch> hhhwhy i'm just a fine southern gentleman
[22:40] <@CON-AMP> kayke let out a guttural guffaw at "ugly all day"
[22:40] <oh_its_max> hahaha
[22:40] <kayke> it's like a peewee herman joke
[22:40] <besoin_air> popovich
[22:41] <kayke> 8 legged freaks
[22:41] <TrebAir> Dirty Naked Frakes
[22:41] <kayke> lol
[22:42] <autarch> DEA?!
[22:42] <@CON-AMP> Dead En Arrival
[22:42] <autarch> jfc
[22:42] <@CON-AMP> DEA-D
[22:42] <besoin_air> why was poe bothering him
[22:43] <oh_its_max> "smh" - nic cage
[22:43] <@CON-AMP> "Nevermore, Poe"
[22:44] <donnatrejo> ooof
[22:44] <Durham_> yikes
[22:44] <@CON-AMP> woof!
[22:45] <Durham_> ahhh
[22:45] <@CON-AMP> bros
[22:46] <kayke> they could weekend at bernies one of the dead guys
[22:47] <donnatrejo> oh my god that sentnece
[22:47] <donnatrejo> dishonored and die?
[22:47] <@CON-AMP> dishunered
[22:47] <@CON-AMP> an die
[22:48] <LeDann_Rimes> the dishonor of...dying of diabetes?
[22:48] <kayke> my papa lives in the trash!
[22:48] <besoin_air> he means danny trejo is going to rape her
[22:48] <oh_its_max> some light reading
[22:49] <autarch> anarchist cookbook penguin classics editiono
[22:49] <besoin_air> is it the bureau of prisons or the dept
[22:49] <oh_its_max> we had to make an emergency landing on naboo
[22:49] <Durham_> lol
[22:49] <autarch> lol max
[22:49] <@CON-AMP> lolll
[22:50] <besoin_air> mc gainey
[22:50] <oh_its_max> oh good new characters
[22:50] <donnatrejo> oh good news, they're sensitively drawn
[22:50] <oh_its_max> i knew all those years of microsoft flight simulator would pay off
[22:51] <LeDann_Rimes> Donald "Duck" Dunn, wonder why he's in prison
[22:51] <besoin_air> did the pilot take the keys?
[22:51] <kayke> that's not how wires work
[22:51] <@CON-AMP> Gainey has me remembering that i've watched seasons 1-3 of L O S T three times
[22:51] <Durham_> oh that is him huh
[22:51] <autarch> the Bob Evans' skywriter
[22:52] <TrebAir> ...
[22:52] <Durham_> lmao
[22:52] <@CON-AMP> Gainey's best role is in Spellbinder (1988). highly recommended
[22:52] <autarch> oh shit they're da vinci coding?
[22:52] <LeDann_Rimes> I think you mean National Treasuring
[22:52] <Durham_> the busc!
[22:52] <oh_its_max> my god.. it's bane
[22:52] <@CON-AMP> omg
[22:53] <besoin_air> the sound effects
[22:53] <@CON-AMP> i am laughing so hard
[22:53] <@CON-AMP> at BANE
[22:53] <donnatrejo> i love how they're as famous as the real housewives
[22:53] <LeDann_Rimes> lmao
[22:53] <besoin_air> is that what they say?
[22:53] <kayke> makes the manson family look like the finger family
[22:53] <@CON-AMP> lol
[22:53] <LeDann_Rimes> so...less disturbing kayke?
[22:54] <@CON-AMP> lol
[22:54] <Durham_> the slow mo running
[22:54] <oh_its_max> WOW
[22:54] <besoin_air> whoops
[22:54] <kayke> oh no
[22:54] <nicolhscage> hawaiian punch will do that
[22:54] <donnatrejo> it did say not to open
[22:54] <oh_its_max> we've all been there
[22:54] <Bob511> Fair warning.
[22:54] <LeDann_Rimes> if you can make a bomb that good I'm no so sure you need the plane
[22:55] <donnatrejo> well a bomb can't take him to freaky naked parties
[22:55] <Durham_> this the new Dua Lipa?"
[22:55] <besoin_air> this guy'll take care of things
[22:56] <oh_its_max> you can't leave without me! i'm comic relief!
[22:56] <@CON-AMP> "it's me, bimbo"
[22:57] <@CON-AMP> wish this was brian doyle murray
[22:57] <besoin_air> they're gonna go sightseeing in the sandstorm
[22:57] <Durham_> "We're not going to Carson City, are we?"
[22:57] <besoin_air> i mean, they'd be on radar
[22:58] <dvr> i feel like i talk that loud when i zoom
[22:58] <autarch> is that piers morgan?
[22:58] <LeDann_Rimes> Colm sounding like one of the Honeymooners
[22:59] <@CON-AMP> wow, he's a meany
[22:59] <oh_its_max> lol
[22:59] <kayke> free him
[22:59] <@CON-AMP> loved when you broke that plane in half
[22:59] <donnatrejo> i love that he's scared of buschemi
[22:59] <@CON-AMP> the rest was pretty bad
[22:59] <kayke> release the beast
[22:59] <Durham_> did Reznor score this
[23:00] <@CON-AMP> 7 and 3/8ths inch nails
[23:01] <kayke> disney is closed
[23:01] <dvr> not shanghai disney
[23:01] <dvr> just reopened
[23:02] <besoin_air> what
[23:03] <LeDann_Rimes> o-vuh
[23:03] <autarch> the only two normal guys on the flight. just great.
[23:03] <donnatrejo> thanks for catching us up on the flight
[23:03] <TrebAir> Thanks for the recap Nic
[23:03] <LeDann_Rimes> the recap is for everyone waching this on TNT who tuned in late
[23:03] <oh_its_max> lol
[23:04] <dvr> heh
[23:04] <@CON-AMP> kiss it down
[23:04] <TrebAir> Moidered
[23:04] <@CON-AMP> lol
[23:05] <autarch> yeah why was the DEA in on this at all?
[23:05] <LeDann_Rimes> Colm now turning into Archie Bunker
[23:05] <oh_its_max> Colm Necessary Meanies
[23:05] <@CON-AMP> Narrator: no on was innocent
[23:05] <autarch> poor uncle bob
[23:05] <Durham_> Colm's shades
[23:05] <autarch> hate these DEA pricks
[23:05] <besoin_air> isn't the plane a lot faster than the helicopters
[23:06] <TrebAir> I think they had a wheel with different accents on it and let the cast spin for it
[23:06] <@CON-AMP> those are the extra dark shades that you get from the optometrist after dilating your eyes
[23:06] <@CON-AMP> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[23:07] <TrebAir> ahahh
[23:07] <nicolhscage> what a dummy
[23:07] <autarch> well shit
[23:07] <LeDann_Rimes> so you in chapHell
[23:07] <LeDann_Rimes> *see
[23:07] <autarch> doon't do it
[23:07] <TrebAir> Good gag
[23:07] <@CON-AMP> just playin
[23:07] <Durham_> classic
[23:07] <kayke> oh we have fun
[23:07] <TrebAir> ahahh
[23:08] <autarch> where'd he get that sharpie?
[23:08] <oh_its_max> omg
[23:08] <dvr> ha
[23:08] <TrebAir> hehehh
[23:08] <besoin_air> garlan
[23:08] <autarch> GARLAND!!!
[23:08] <Durham_> omg
[23:08] <besoin_air> d
[23:08] <oh_its_max> YES
[23:08] <TrebAir> ahhahhahaahh
[23:08] <Durham_> it'shim
[23:08] <autarch> OMFG
[23:08] <@CON-AMP> that's a UFO
[23:08] <TrebAir> 6 dead
[23:08] <autarch> black lodge shit
[23:08] <kayke> I would honestly never drive again if that happened to me
[23:08] <TrebAir> "You into Q?"
[23:09] <autarch> oh it's steve?
[23:10] <LeDann_Rimes> you could have this exact same Buschemi character in a Sandler movie and it would fit perfectly
[23:10] <donnatrejo> *chef's kiss*
[23:10] <dvr> the guy was sitting to his right but he talked to him to his left?
[23:10] <besoin_air> how did she get from alabama to california or whatever so fast
[23:10] <donnatrejo> you found the one plot hole
[23:10] <dvr> haha
[23:10] <nicolhscage> that's how you know he's extra crazy
[23:10] <@CON-AMP> i like her weird nose
[23:10] <nicolhscage> hack the plane
[23:11] <besoin_air> heh
[23:11] <dvr> yeah keep the kid in the room
[23:12] <kayke> babyo needs insulin
[23:12] <autarch> yeah
[23:12] <donnatrejo> i hope bobby shows up
[23:12] <Durham_> good one
[23:12] <nicolhscage> his suit expands under stress
[23:13] <donnatrejo> late 90s was a tough time for suits
[23:13] <dvr> Arizola
[23:13] <Bob511> Arizona, in northern California.
[23:13] <dvr> carson city is pretty far from Arizola in that plane
[23:13] <autarch> "guys! guys!"
[23:13] <oh_its_max> there's a plane right there!
[23:13] <Durham_> great acting on Cuask there
[23:14] <besoin_air> good thing the route is an empty straight line
[23:14] <autarch> grand theft cusack
[23:14] <kayke> yesss
[23:14] <kayke> put the bunny back in the box
[23:14] <oh_its_max> is it about the bunny?
[23:14] <oh_its_max> it is
[23:14] <LeDann_Rimes> now ya done it
[23:15] <kayke> it's always been about the bunny
[23:15] <@CON-AMP> da bunne
[23:15] <TrebAir> My back
[23:15] <Durham_> this set must have been painful to act in
[23:15] <autarch> crouching prisoner hidden dragono
[23:15] <@CON-AMP> die, punk
[23:15] <donnatrejo> ahahahaha
[23:15] <oh_its_max> haha
[23:15] <autarch> lol
[23:15] <donnatrejo> that gets me every time
[23:15] <dvr> write a note to your daughter on his shirt and throw him out the plane
[23:15] <Durham_> loll
[23:15] <LeDann_Rimes> love how this movie doenn't let up
[23:16] <autarch> toook a gravel road
[23:16] <Bob511> They do Grand Canyon tours out of Carson City?
[23:16] <autarch> Steve
[23:17] <nicolhscage> i hope they were tiny new england states
[23:17] <besoin_air> meanwhile babyo is dead
[23:17] <autarch> junkyard scene from brave littlee toaster
[23:17] <oh_its_max> glad you drove an inconspicuous vehicle
[23:18] <besoin_air> i drove a cusack to a wedding
[23:18] <donnatrejo> in that car?
[23:18] <donnatrejo> oh man gas was 1.03
[23:19] <besoin_air> poor phil
[23:19] <Bob511> Yeah, like three weeks ago.
[23:19] <TrebAir> Can I get time?
[23:19] <besoin_air> 1:06:30
[23:19] <TrebAir> thanks
[23:19] <besoin_air> 1:06:45
[23:19] <oh_its_max> explosive fence
[23:20] <nicolhscage> mad LAX
[23:20] <autarch> hoooooo boy
[23:20] <LeDann_Rimes> nice lhs
[23:20] <donnatrejo> lol lhs
[23:21] <Durham_> Anakin?
[23:21] <kayke> the squad
[23:22] <dvr> "get outta here poe, bag it"
[23:22] <kayke> tell me whyYYY
[23:22] <donnatrejo> buuuhlet
[23:22] <@CON-AMP> bullette
[23:22] <oh_its_max> a bloody boohleht
[23:22] <kayke> aint nothing but a heart ache
[23:23] <@CON-AMP> penile lore
[23:23] <oh_its_max> yess
[23:24] <autarch> great summerr look
[23:24] <@CON-AMP> thump thump thump
[23:25] <Durham_> lol
[23:25] <Durham_> good burn
[23:25] <oh_its_max> love to recycle my sandals
[23:25] <Durham_> the famously liberal US Marshall Service
[23:26] <kayke> we got company so get out the good plates
[23:26] <donnatrejo> wow nathan is a trained gps?
[23:26] <LeDann_Rimes> guest direction by Harmony Korine
[23:26] <donnatrejo> why is this kid so dirty
[23:26] <nicolhscage> there was that haboob
[23:26] <TrebAir> Nooooo
[23:26] <besoin_air> got you there, poe
[23:26] <@CON-AMP> hoo-ray
[23:27] <donnatrejo> wait who are these guys?
[23:27] <autarch> that kick :swoon:
[23:27] <nicolhscage> long hair, con air
[23:27] <besoin_air> they're there for that sandino guy
[23:27] <besoin_air> they're gonna  save him but no one else
[23:27] <besoin_air> betraying cyrus & co
[23:27] <donnatrejo> ah, right
[23:27] <@CON-AMP> "i trust Ron Paul"
[23:28] <TrebAir> ah
[23:28] <kayke> "I could tell you had friends"
[23:28] <nicolhscage> his friend, baby o. huey
[23:28] <kayke> lol
[23:28] <besoin_air> the score hasn't gone yngwie malmsteen on us for a while
[23:28] <LeDann_Rimes> mah waff
[23:29] <autarch> hate myself/love myself for getting choked up rn
[23:29] <@CON-AMP> lol
[23:29] <Durham_> John Justice Wheeler?
[23:29] <LeDann_Rimes> screw it, we're pulling it to South America
[23:30] <nicolhscage> this kid is kind of an idiot
[23:30] <autarch> no way would they be able to get that plane out of there
[23:30] <TrebAir> Steve is getting creeped out
[23:31] <LeDann_Rimes> this is why you make your 5yr old watch Silence of the Lambs, teach them stranger danger
[23:31] <donnatrejo> plot twist: little girl wears buschemi on her head
[23:31] <autarch> face/off shit
[23:32] <LeDann_Rimes> Cusack for this whole airfield sequence has had a Buster Keaton thing going on
[23:32] <LeDann_Rimes> I lovitz
[23:32] <TrebAir> jumping!
[23:32] <donnatrejo> welp
[23:32] <besoin_air> headline: you need a tail to fly
[23:32] <autarch> "hey what's goin on here"
[23:32] <kayke> good luck flying the plane without it's butt
[23:33] <besoin_air> fuel is coming out of the ground?
[23:33] <donnatrejo> yessss
[23:33] <LeDann_Rimes> too good
[23:33] <Durham_> whoa
[23:33] <oh_its_max> Wow
[23:33] <autarch> the malk man always delivers
[23:33] <LeDann_Rimes> where was Malkovich's Oscar
[23:33] <TrebAir> yessss
[23:33] <nicolhscage> heh
[23:33] <@CON-AMP> smoke em if you've got em
[23:33] <kayke> who dat
[23:33] <TrebAir> ahahah
[23:33] <TrebAir> Random old guy
[23:33] <autarch> old timah
[23:34] <Durham_> he lives down there
[23:34] <LeDann_Rimes> lol
[23:34] <donnatrejo> oscar to that guy
[23:34] <Durham_> was this really necessary
[23:34] <kayke> everything the sun touches is yours
[23:35] <nicolhscage> he should have some he-mans for these guys
[23:35] <@CON-AMP> scone to the bone
[23:35] <oh_its_max> no..
[23:35] <donnatrejo> i dunno if you noticed but this movie is #problematic
[23:36] <kayke> is con air canceled
[23:37] <autarch> that phone
[23:37] <besoin_air> meltorola
[23:37] <dvr> i think i was the same phone in Speed right before Jeff Daniels exploaded
[23:37] <LeDann_Rimes> lol
[23:37] <oh_its_max> man, speed rules
[23:37] <@CON-AMP> mai tais and yahtzee
[23:38] <Durham_> the guitar
[23:38] <autarch> soaring guitar
[23:38] <oh_its_max> the score, wow
[23:38] <Durham_> so good
[23:38] <TrebAir> guitar gong nuts
[23:38] <LeDann_Rimes> gif of Cusack cranking that gearshift pls
[23:39] <kayke> this is just mad max I guess
[23:39] <donnatrejo> guys i dunno how to tell you this but there's another 2 hours left
[23:39] <dvr> lol
[23:39] <nicolhscage> don't treat women like tang?
[23:39] <autarch> action moovies rule
[23:39] <donnatrejo> yes
[23:40] <@CON-AMP> too much
[23:40] <autarch> dual wielding
[23:40] <kayke> get ready to move it move it
[23:40] <Durham_> lol
[23:40] <Bob511> Jeff Goldblum look-a-like roundhouse kicks a guy
[23:40] <LeDann_Rimes> do ropes work like that?
[23:41] <oh_its_max> sure
[23:41] <Durham_> is this final destination
[23:41] <@CON-AMP> fuck the tires
[23:41] <nicolhscage> death's design for azz kikr
[23:41] <@CON-AMP> loldurham
[23:41] <autarch> lol
[23:41] <besoin_air> where there's a whipping sound effect, there's a way
[23:41] <autarch> holy shit
[23:41] <oh_its_max> lmao
[23:41] <TrebAir> hahh
[23:41] <Durham_> so good
[23:41] <autarch> good aerodynamics
[23:41] <donnatrejo> amazing
[23:42] <kayke> ass kisser?
[23:42] <oh_its_max> oh my god
[23:42] <Durham_> oh no
[23:42] <@CON-AMP> Walk of Life
[23:42] <LeDann_Rimes> Azz Kicker ( he kicked Aziz Ansari once)
[23:42] <besoin_air> heh, this guy
[23:42] <Durham_> haha
[23:42] <oh_its_max> fdsajkl;
[23:43] <autarch> wait, were we supposed to be rooting for these people?
[23:43] <donnatrejo> can i get a 1:31
[23:43] <autarch> you're a minute away
[23:43] <@CON-AMP> 1:30:10
[23:43] <besoin_air> 1:30:15
[23:43] <@CON-AMP> 1:30:30
[23:43] <besoin_air> 130:30
[23:43] <besoin_air> seems like there are more guys than there were
[23:44] <@CON-AMP> 1:31
[23:44] <donnatrejo> ty
[23:44] <oh_its_max> :(
[23:44] <kayke> babyo!
[23:44] <Durham_> dang
[23:44] <besoin_air> haha
[23:44] <TrebAir> yessssss
[23:45] <Durham_> lolll
[23:45] <kayke> put the bunny back in the plane!
[23:45] <LeDann_Rimes> that's where he crosses the line
[23:45] <LeDann_Rimes> all the other stuff he did was fine, but don't threaten the bunny
[23:45] <Bob511> RIP toilet
[23:45] <Durham_> do US marshalls know how to fly attack helicopters?
[23:45] <@CON-AMP> all of these sunglasses
[23:45] <autarch> idk about that oone chief
[23:45] <TrebAir> woah
[23:45] <@CON-AMP> "gawd's nawht deayd"
[23:45] <nicolhscage> you're just mad at him, babyo
[23:45] <oh_its_max> an he's me
[23:45] <besoin_air> better late than never to admit the truth, babyo
[23:46] <autarch> what
[23:46] <donnatrejo> how he didn't win an oscar for this accent i dunno
[23:46] <donnatrejo> aww bye blonde surfer dude
[23:46] <Bob511> Typecast as the guy who gets shot and dies at the feet of his white friend with the crazy southern accent.
[23:46] <kayke> god was the friends we made along the way
[23:46] <besoin_air> colm is commanding an apache now
[23:46] <autarch> they don't have to shoot it down
[23:46] <autarch> they're literally on its tail
[23:46] <autarch> they can just wait for it too land
[23:47] <donnatrejo> oof
[23:47] <besoin_air> yesssss
[23:47] <@CON-AMP> yessssssssssssssss
[23:47] <autarch> cusack "yes, send any and all poe gold my way"
[23:47] <nicolhscage> thank you, agent tinyface
[23:47] <besoin_air> shoot him
[23:48] <donnatrejo> colm has so much chin and so much forhead
[23:48] <kayke> lol lhs
[23:48] <@CON-AMP> "Cyrus: we've achieved herd immunity"
[23:48] <besoin_air> they won't notice in las vegas
[23:49] <donnatrejo> i really appreciate how much diamond dog hates buschemi
[23:49] <autarch> "we're gonna neeeed celine dion, siegfried and roy, criss angel"
[23:49] <nicolhscage> heh
[23:49] <TrebAir> Shields only at 40% now
[23:49] <kayke> lol
[23:49] <Durham_> lol
[23:50] <@CON-AMP> my ass
[23:50] <oh_its_max> weird
[23:50] <LeDann_Rimes> sort of a self-own
[23:50] <Bob511> Do you think this miniature set of the Vegas Strip has a miniature miniature Paris Las Vegas area?
[23:50] <autarch> wtfff
[23:50] <autarch> omfg
[23:51] <autarch> that was insane
[23:51] <besoin_air> naturally
[23:51] <autarch> that propeller boomerang slice
[23:51] <oh_its_max> lol
[23:51] <Bob511> Aha
[23:51] <Durham_> pffft
[23:51] <LeDann_Rimes> nothing of value was lost
[23:51] <donnatrejo> i mean, y'all, it's a bruckheimer movie
[23:51] <kayke> he lives!
[23:52] <nicolhscage> i read that there's another version where phreak says "i love men in uniform" or something
[23:52] <besoin_air> quoth the cagen, nevahhmooooahhh
[23:52] <@CON-AMP> thank you for flying
[23:52] <autarch> john cusack loves poe https://twitter.com/johncusack/status/22249509012
[23:52] <oh_its_max> hahha
[23:52] <oh_its_max> the lil criminal that could
[23:52] <donnatrejo> i mean, cusak is a little off
[23:53] <kayke> "yeah this one's dead"
[23:53] <besoin_air> if he officially release yet
[23:53] <besoin_air> *is
[23:53] <LeDann_Rimes> "We goin ta Dairuh Queen"
[23:53] <autarch> heh
[23:53] <@CON-AMP> lol dan
[23:53] <besoin_air> please bring my kid to this disaster scene
[23:53] <autarch> wait, the kid was on the helicpooter
[23:53] <donnatrejo> maybe this isn't the time to see her dad?
[23:53] <dvr> haha.....
[23:53] <oh_its_max> hahahaha
[23:53] <nicolhscage> it never ends
[23:53] <oh_its_max> the knowing look
[23:53] <donnatrejo> aahahaha
[23:53] <Durham_> loll
[23:54] <donnatrejo> poor monica potter
[23:54] <autarch> lol double pimps
[23:54] <Durham_> when u know ur goin to get wild
[23:54] <besoin_air> we got more movie folks
[23:54] <donnatrejo> when will nic ever pick her
[23:54] <TrebAir> two kings
[23:54] <@CON-AMP> it never ends!
[23:54] <besoin_air> fremont street
[23:54] <besoin_air> probably going to dupar's for some pancakes
[23:54] <@CON-AMP> nut down
[23:54] <donnatrejo> omg the donut
[23:54] <kayke> his wife and daughter climb on to a motorcycle and join the chase
[23:54] <besoin_air> the tunnels of las vegas
[23:54] <donnatrejo> i was not kidding about two more hours
[23:55] <Durham_> isn't this the tunnel from BTTF
[23:55] <autarch> they got hosed
[23:55] <oh_its_max> hahah
[23:55] <Bob511> More jetfuel in that bike than the jet.
[23:55] <besoin_air> the guitar means we're winning
[23:55] <donnatrejo> rip diamond
[23:55] <dvr> the fire truck driver has no idea what's going on?
[23:56] <autarch> monkey bars
[23:56] <Durham_> that defied physics
[23:56] <dvr> maybe the fire truck can't go below 50mph
[23:56] <@CON-AMP> if you work together, they can dismember him
[23:56] <nicolhscage> heeere's john cusack
[23:56] <besoin_air> they'll be on the other side of the alps any minute now
[23:56] <Durham_> lol
[23:57] <@CON-AMP> beautiful
[23:57] <besoin_air> money?
[23:57] <besoin_air> why not
[23:57] <autarch> all tthat money
[23:57] <Durham_> armored truck?
[23:57] <autarch> vegas baby
[23:57] <donnatrejo> so, by my count, that's 354 explosions
[23:57] <nicolhscage> the cash quarry of las vegas
[23:57] <autarch> omfg
[23:57] <besoin_air> was he paralyzed?
[23:57] <Durham_> what the
[23:57] <@CON-AMP> insane
[23:57] <autarch> what WAS that?
[23:57] <oh_its_max> my god
[23:57] <Durham_> was that from a different movie?
[23:58] <donnatrejo> cyanora
[23:58] <LeDann_Rimes> the power lines were also a conveyer belt into a factory btw
[23:58] <@CON-AMP> buuuuuknee
[23:58] <oh_its_max> the famous vegas head crushing machine
[23:58] <donnatrejo> no she doesn't want that bunny
[23:58] <donnatrejo> just buy her a new gift
[23:58] <autarch> grab some of that money and get her a better bunny
[23:58] <besoin_air> i guess that tunnel is like a donut shape
[23:58] <kayke> that bunny can never be reboxed
[23:58] <besoin_air> right back at fremont street
[23:59] <besoin_air> cue leann
[23:59] <@CON-AMP> most insane
[23:59] <autarch> muh wuf
[23:59] <donnatrejo> maybe tke a shower first
[23:59] <@CON-AMP> lol
[23:59] <LeDann_Rimes> IMDB Trivia: this song is actually written about the bunny
[23:59] <@CON-AMP> they got a kid with her nose
[23:59] <nicolhscage> heh
[23:59] <donnatrejo> everyone's super traumatized
[00:00] <@CON-AMP> smells likes ashes
[00:00] <autarch> she hates it
[00:00] <donnatrejo> maybe take a shower and regroup?
[00:00] <besoin_air> anticlimactic reunion
[00:00] <nicolhscage> does las vegas offer quick divorces too
[00:00] <LeDann_Rimes> should have gone with the dolphin
[00:00] <Bob511> "...ew..."
[00:00] <besoin_air> they never visited him?
[00:00] <@CON-AMP> stained
[00:01] <besoin_air> justice for nic
[00:01] <Durham_> the screenwriter of this also wrote venom
[00:01] <nicolhscage> he wouldn't let them visit
[00:01] <autarch> JOHN!
[00:01] <@CON-AMP> the real winner
[00:01] <autarch> wait
[00:01] <autarch> what
[00:01] <oh_its_max> asdfjkl;
[00:01] <autarch> he was the worst of all
[00:01] <donnatrejo> show they all in better times
[00:01] <Durham_> weirdest credit sequnce
[00:01] <donnatrejo> i sincerely love this
[00:01] <LeDann_Rimes> all my good friends
[00:01] <Bob511> And the tradition of making sure a virus is on every prisoner transfer vehicle continues to this day.
[00:02] <TrebAir> In Memoriam section next Oscars
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Tonight: God Lives
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[22:13] <@Ampersand> 3
[22:13] <autarch> dont you have a former roommate whose parents have netflix, max?
[22:13] <@Ampersand> 2
[22:13] <@Ampersand> 1
[22:13] <importantdeist> this is still firmly in the pantheon of the worst movies i've ever seen
[22:13] <importantdeist> no pun intended i guess
[22:13] <Gods_Not_Dan> Harold Cronk
[22:14] <lhs> we gotta rewatch fireproof at some point
[22:14] <autarch> Hadleigh is a skyrocketing baby name
[22:14] <oh_its_max> glad the robertsons are here
[22:14] <thus_spake_beso> what is this institution in real life
[22:14] <thus_spake_beso> trader jobe's
[22:15] <Trebbers> Dea Vise
[22:15] <importantdeist> this looks like every high school in a lifetime movie
[22:15] <importantdeist> nooooooooo
[22:15] <autarch> chekhov's muslims
[22:16] <autarch> Vance Null is a hoot musician I think
[22:16] <Gods_Not_Dan> Rice Broocks
[22:16] <thus_spake_beso> reverend dave probably has a lot of money
[22:16] <BobsNotDead511> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10303068 appears to be the space station clip, by the way.
[22:16] <kayke> was she microwaving a whole coffee cup?
[22:16] <BobsNotDead511> PureFlix has TV series.
[22:16] <Trebbers> Yeah, was it coffee from last night?
[22:17] <lhs> gotta have my gross microwaved java
[22:17] <BobsNotDead511> Anchored by Revelation Road Jesus.
[22:17] <Gods_Not_Dan> Cronk my favorite character from Emperor's New Groove
[22:17] <Trebbers> "Slash's snakepit, that is"
[22:17] <autarch> wait, David AR White is the founder of pureflix
[22:17] <kayke> this nosey ass admissions dude
[22:17] <importantdeist> i don't think i ever saw the start of this
[22:17] <Gods_Not_Dan> our savior
[22:17] <thus_spake_beso> reverend dave is the white tyler perry
[22:18] <thus_spake_beso> except with god instead of madea
[22:18] <importantdeist> amazing exposition
[22:18] <oh_its_max> Seriously?? CHINA??
[22:18] <Trebbers> AMERICAN HUMANIST
[22:18] <autarch> CHINA?! The most populous country?
[22:18] <importantdeist> why introduce a character when you can just put like three bumper stickers on their car
[22:18] <thus_spake_beso> her hair looks great
[22:18] <importantdeist> dean
[22:18] <autarch> white and wolfe are tthe names of the pureflix founders
[22:19] <autarch> David AR White and Russell Wolfe
[22:19] <thus_spake_beso> spinning propeller?
[22:19] <autarch> (just a little easter egg)
[22:19] <lhs> she has OS titanic
[22:19] <thus_spake_beso> wolfe in white van
[22:19] <autarch> this guy drives a hard bargain'
[22:19] <oh_its_max> lol
[22:19] <importantdeist> do they know that most ruthless capitalists are probably christians
[22:19] <thus_spake_beso> discrete web hits
[22:20] <autarch> what's that supposed to mean?
[22:20] <oh_its_max> lotta threads to follow here
[22:20] <importantdeist> there is so much going on
[22:20] <Trebbers> "Could the chicken be causing her dementia?"
[22:20] <oh_its_max> mmm.. fork
[22:20] <autarch> that's seriously her first concern?
[22:20] <thus_spake_beso> wish i had some chicken
[22:21] <thus_spake_beso> remember, you had me at 57?
[22:21] <lhs> heh
[22:21] <importantdeist> "well child i do not have time for that bullshit"
[22:21] <importantdeist> here we goooooooooooo
[22:21] <Trebbers> Reboot of Mama's Family is darrrrrk
[22:21] <Gods_Not_Dan> she needs to finish feeding her so she can get back to High School
[22:21] <importantdeist> sorb in the houuuuuuse
[22:21] <thus_spake_beso> not sure i'll be able to bear this
[22:22] <autarch> this is... quartz's av, right?
[22:22] <autarch> that's me
[22:22] <oh_its_max> nice
[22:22] <thus_spake_beso> jesus
[22:22] <@Ampersand> well he got a couple of those
[22:22] <kayke> "Adam Sandler"
[22:22] <@Ampersand> AHdam SAHNdlear
[22:22] <oh_its_max> "all these people.. suck ass"
[22:22] <importantdeist> they couldn't even think of any more liberal philosophers so they had to  put ayn rand in there
[22:23] <Trebbers> How do you mispronounce Bertrand
[22:23] <thus_spake_beso> oof
[22:23] <Trebbers> oh
[22:23] <Trebbers> no
[22:23] <kayke> lmao
[22:23] <autarch> jfc
[22:23] <Trebbers> Oh this is as good as I remember
[22:23] <thus_spake_beso> to be fair to democritus, jesus hadn't been born yet
[22:24] <oh_its_max> haha
[22:24] <oh_its_max> let's cut away from this
[22:24] <thus_spake_beso> aghhhhh
[22:24] <autarch> DAVID!
[22:24] <thus_spake_beso> finish revelation road already, dave
[22:24] <importantdeist> is a 36 hour flight even possible
[22:24] <lhs> was he coming from the moon
[22:24] <Gods_Not_Dan> lol
[22:25] <kayke> god got the 'roni
[22:25] <lhs> maybe he just boarded the wrong flight
[22:25] <importantdeist> this is supposedly based on a true story right
[22:25] <importantdeist> or based on a chain email that is supposedly based on a true story
[22:25] <BobsNotDead511> Based on a True Chick Tract
[22:26] <autarch> this is how college works
[22:26] <oh_its_max> i always assumed
[22:26] <oh_its_max> God Is Dad.. ah shit can i get another sheet
[22:26] <Trebbers> "I regret that Liberty University has declined to grant me tenure and this is my final semester"
[22:26] <autarch> lol
[22:27] <@Ampersand> lmao
[22:27] <Gods_Not_Dan> damn, they just Death Note'd God
[22:27] <@Ampersand> easy grader
[22:27] <kayke> lol dan
[22:27] <importantdeist> joss whedon?
[22:27] <autarch> aahahaha
[22:27] <autarch> jossh whedon
[22:27] <thus_spake_beso> "my parents won't let me"
[22:27] <@Ampersand> pray to betsy
[22:28] <@Ampersand> "it's a thought experiment, joss"
[22:28] <kayke> gasp not the podium 
[22:28] <oh_its_max> god wouldn't i tell ya that much
[22:28] <Gods_Not_Dan> "pushup contest"
[22:28] <kayke> some of these kids look 12
[22:28] <thus_spake_beso> admit they were bronk
[22:28] <importantdeist> yeah but look how easily they were convinced
[22:29] <Trebbers> Bringing too much energy to the role
[22:29] <autarch> he's scared
[22:30] <autarch> spelled reneé wrong
[22:30] <importantdeist> i love syllabus day
[22:30] <autarch> ah shit
[22:30] <@Ampersand> we almost killed him, guys
[22:30] <autarch> rené
[22:30] <@Ampersand> maybe next time
[22:30] <thus_spake_beso> hadleigh hurrican hustlers
[22:30] <kayke> "you don't want to dye your feet, I get that"
[22:30] <autarch> syllabus day was always the one day I wasn't playing catch-up
[22:31] <lhs> after 50 years, divorce
[22:31] <kayke> lmao he's a fiance guy?
[22:31] <Gods_Not_Dan> damn this college has a ton of pie
[22:31] <Trebbers> He gets off on this bossy shit
[22:31] <thus_spake_beso> fox news?
[22:31] <thus_spake_beso> oh, duck people
[22:31] <oh_its_max> nooo
[22:31] <lhs> duck news
[22:31] <@Ampersand> what Seth Rogen movie is this
[22:31] <autarch> have we seen this one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_There_Be_Light_(2017_film)
[22:32] <@Ampersand> nope
[22:32] <Gods_Not_Dan> remember when it was cool how we just allowed these dudes to be nationally famous for 2 years
[22:32] <importantdeist> these guys just disappeared huh
[22:32] <Trebbers> Do appreciate that they are conducting this interview 6 feet apart
[22:32] <@Ampersand> "god told me to kill"
[22:32] <thus_spake_beso> the new left thrusting an iphone 5 in your face with impunity
[22:32] <importantdeist> these guys were at the 2016 republican national convention
[22:33] <kayke> I love that they think a "leftist" would take issue with killing ducks and not the duck dynasty people's homophobia
[22:33] <kayke> hard hitting left news
[22:33] <lhs> has anyone been gay in a pureflix yet
[22:33] <importantdeist> oooh that's a good question
[22:33] <importantdeist> i think they know that's a losing proposition
[22:33] <Gods_Not_Dan> the devil is gay
[22:33] <lhs> heh
[22:33] <thus_spake_beso> he will have big tires on his truck
[22:34] <@Ampersand> "here's your paycheck"
[22:34] <@Ampersand> aiight
[22:34] <importantdeist> she looks really familiar, what is she in
[22:34] <thus_spake_beso> she told you exactly who she was
[22:34] <thus_spake_beso> agh
[22:34] <importantdeist> this is so fucked
[22:34] <autarch> ok
[22:34] <importantdeist> they had to cast this exact guy huh
[22:35] <@Ampersand> my father, Captain Spaulding
[22:35] <Trebbers> hah
[22:35] <autarch> yeeah
[22:35] <oh_its_max> why is this even in the movie
[22:35] <kayke> "if you were ugly, it would be okay"
[22:35] <autarch> they had to cast that exact car, huh
[22:35] <importantdeist> this exact speech could be given by the main guy's dad
[22:36] <lhs> i'm calling bullshit on how she has her hijab on
[22:36] <importantdeist> this is literally a youth pastor telling the kids not to have sex
[22:36] <lhs> never seen anyone show their hair while covering their face
[22:37] <thus_spake_beso> looks pretty catholic in here
[22:37] <@Ampersand> "waiting for god's funeral?"
[22:37] <importantdeist> nah all kinds of churches can look like that
[22:38] <importantdeist> why is this american humanist listening to what is clearly christian rock
[22:38] <kayke> she's still drinking that same nasty coffee
[22:38] <lhs> she's a method journalist
[22:38] <thus_spake_beso> isn't this cheating
[22:38] <importantdeist> haha lhs
[22:39] <oh_its_max> And if you're STILL not convinced.. i can show you Austin 3:16
[22:39] <importantdeist> hahaha
[22:39] <@Ampersand> it's not stupid, but it's moronic
[22:40] <Gods_Not_Dan> the message of "it's really simple, don't think about it" was a huge hit
[22:40] <lhs> it would be so good if white and sorbo were estranged brothers
[22:40] <importantdeist> so it's a threat
[22:40] <thus_spake_beso> turns out the campus is lsu
[22:40] <Gods_Not_Dan> I saw "recieve a severe beating" on the page he was on
[22:40] <importantdeist> how do you think pastor dave feels about sorbo pulling this shit year after year
[22:41] <@Ampersand> palm pilot ass phone
[22:41] <autarch> yeah, that would be so good
[22:41] <thus_spake_beso> REV Dave
[22:41] <importantdeist> i def saw an lsu sweatshirt earlier
[22:41] <thus_spake_beso> yeah
[22:41] <oh_its_max> "u up?"
[22:41] <lhs> heh
[22:41] <thus_spake_beso> boy what will this be about
[22:41] <Gods_Not_Dan> time for her weekly abortion
[22:41] <autarch> dr. leo spaceman
[22:41] <autarch> you definitely have breast cancer
[22:41] <thus_spake_beso> she's gonna believe in god because she's dying
[22:42] <@Ampersand> you've got a severe jesus deficiency
[22:42] <kayke> abort the cancer
[22:42] <autarch> oh, ok, we'll deal witth it some other time
[22:42] <thus_spake_beso> sounds like a lost cause
[22:42] <oh_its_max> too much microwaved coffee
[22:42] <thus_spake_beso> yikes
[22:42] <@Ampersand> *hands her a bible*
[22:43] <importantdeist> *read matthew 12:32 and call me in the morning"
[22:43] <lhs> thanks, dr hannity
[22:43] <thus_spake_beso> their 8th anniversary
[22:43] <oh_its_max> HAHa
[22:43] <importantdeist> oh of course
[22:43] <oh_its_max> so close
[22:43] <thus_spake_beso> ah to be 12 again
[22:43] <@Ampersand> the anniversary of when she shit her pants at that party
[22:43] <importantdeist> haha
[22:44] <oh_its_max> not all of it, some of it's porn
[22:44] <Gods_Not_Dan> bus-teddddd
[22:44] <lhs> heh
[22:44] <thus_spake_beso> this really is a good warning about christian youth group relationships
[22:45] <importantdeist> unless we're dead and in hell
[22:45] <lhs> the only thing i remember about this movie is sorbo getting upset about wine
[22:45] <@Ampersand> i'm breaking up with you, Jezebel
[22:46] <importantdeist> oh yeah their trip to d*sneyw*rld
[22:46] <kayke> can christians go into the haunted mansion?
[22:46] <kayke> or the enchanted tiki room?
[22:46] <@Ampersand> planes, trains, and jesusmobiles
[22:47] <lhs> sounds like he has plastic toys from the grocery store under the hood
[22:47] <thus_spake_beso> turns out it's an episcopal church
[22:47] <Gods_Not_Dan> it turns out Dole Whip is forbade in Leviticus
[22:47] <@Ampersand> love his speakers
[22:47] <thus_spake_beso> st james in downtown baton rouge
[22:47] <importantdeist> what was the lead-up to that
[22:47] <oh_its_max> "action!"
[22:48] <@Ampersand> i slideshow, therefore i am
[22:48] <importantdeist> oh yeah the world's best power point
[22:48] <Trebbers> Celestial Dictator would be a good stoner metal album title
[22:48] <oh_its_max> haha
[22:48] <thus_spake_beso> *blasts a 128 kbps mp3 on the computer speakers*
[22:48] <lhs> heh
[22:48] <@Ampersand> the absence of evidence is evidence
[22:48] <@Ampersand> duh
[22:48] <oh_its_max> can i be bailiff
[22:49] <Gods_Not_Dan> If the universe don't fit, you must acquit
[22:49] <kayke> no one can prove young sheldon exists
[22:49] <@Ampersand> "i say, 3k seems better"
[22:49] <autarch> i would kill for powerpoint skills like this
[22:49] <importantdeist> no way these kids would be that interested
[22:49] <lhs> get the fuck outta college, idiot
[22:49] <@Ampersand> BURR
[22:50] <Gods_Not_Dan> ohhhhhhhhh,
[22:50] <oh_its_max> i'm already convinced
[22:50] <Gods_Not_Dan> checks out
[22:50] <thus_spake_beso> sorbo sweatin'
[22:50] <@Ampersand> damn this kid can form words
[22:50] <thus_spake_beso> is dave wearing inside out jeans on his arms
[22:50] <Trebbers> AR should have rethought his shirt sitch
[22:50] <autarch> love this DARWin
[22:51] <autarch> DARW's fit is good
[22:51] <oh_its_max> or we could polish off this scotch in my desk
[22:51] <autarch> lol
[22:51] <@Ampersand> mina-full
[22:51] <Gods_Not_Dan> love his plant mug
[22:51] <oh_its_max> god has you in a figure-four leg lock
[22:51] <importantdeist> i wonder what he skipped
[22:52] <kayke> wow queen
[22:52] <Trebbers> oh god shut up
[22:52] <@Ampersand> Dawkins stan
[22:52] <thus_spake_beso> boooo
[22:52] <autarch> what about an uncreated universe, dipshit
[22:52] <kayke> imagine this but over zoom
[22:52] <@Ampersand> lol
[22:53] <autarch> are there gonna be any dawkbro students?
[22:53] <Trebbers> That room is to brightly lit to get away with sleeping
[22:53] <kayke> that's an old chair
[22:53] <@Ampersand> and i quote "the universe does jerk it, what about it"
[22:54] <@Ampersand> the war of the quotes
[22:54] <oh_its_max> i'm rubber and you're glue
[22:54] <importantdeist> yeah that's generally how you prick balloons
[22:55] <autarch> no teachers are like this
[22:55] <kayke> opens up a folder and reads "The term 'Grinchy' shall apply when Christmas spirit is in short supply"
[22:55] <autarch> did the writers even go to school?
[22:55] <@Ampersand> YOU FUCKIN PUNK, JOSS
[22:55] <Trebbers> Fuck him up Sorbro
[22:55] <thus_spake_beso> these atheists are so prickly
[22:55] <@Ampersand> call me Old Testament
[22:55] <autarch> now he's just doing stand-up
[22:55] <kayke> my major was pre-art
[22:55] <autarch> lol
[22:56] <Gods_Not_Dan> this is how I dispatch all my intellectual rivals
[22:56] <@Ampersand> just to clear up any confusion: yes, this is exactly what all of us liberal arts professors are like
[22:56] <thus_spake_beso> that god isn't dead. it's pretty clear.
[22:56] <autarch> "the existence of god"
[22:56] <kayke> his 14 year old wife is so angry all the time
[22:56] <lhs> "i was trying to prove i'm not in hufflepuff, babe"
[22:56] <oh_its_max> 6 years down the drain
[22:56] <importantdeist> and on the day after their 6th anniversary!
[22:56] <@Ampersand> god wants me to date Brad
[22:56] <autarch> tell her
[22:57] <thus_spake_beso> man, i hope these 19 year olds can recover from this
[22:57] <autarch> joss should get a new girlfriend
[22:57] <autarch> i'm hoping for a new love interest
[22:57] <kayke> he's gonna date the cafeteria firl
[22:57] <kayke> *girl
[22:57] <importantdeist> "he's too christian"
[22:57] <importantdeist> that's what her mom said
[22:58] <autarch> right now's about time for my man to discover bon iver
[22:58] <oh_its_max> what the heck was that
[22:58] <autarch> it's an ipod mini i think
[22:58] <thus_spake_beso> oh lord
[22:58] <importantdeist> sick album art
[22:58] <thus_spake_beso> the kid is on level 8 of that egg timer
[22:58] <Gods_Not_Dan> lol
[22:59] <oh_its_max> haha
[22:59] <kayke> lol
[22:59] <importantdeist> the foley artists are always so way off of what game systems actually sound like
[22:59] <oh_its_max> lil creep
[22:59] <Trebbers> FRANKLIN GRAHAM!!
[22:59] <Gods_Not_Dan> SWEAR TO ME
[22:59] <Trebbers> AHAHH
[22:59] <autarch> what
[22:59] <importantdeist> i remember one movie we watched that used actual game boy music, it was really impressive to me
[22:59] <autarch> this restaurant definitely has some pics of frank sinatra on the wall
[23:00] <kayke> pardner
[23:00] <thus_spake_beso> you think? what more evidence do you need?
[23:00] <BobsNotDead511> "My news was better."
[23:00] <oh_its_max> ahhahahaha
[23:00] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:00] <@Ampersand> lol bob
[23:00] <autarch> lmao
[23:00] <autarch> dudes will be dudes
[23:00] <oh_its_max> i love you, but.. canceR? yuck
[23:00] <autarch> "you're killing my buzz"
[23:00] <oh_its_max> i prefer leos
[23:01] <autarch> "babe, ur harshing my vibe"
[23:01] <autarch> holy shit
[23:01] <oh_its_max> this is unbelievable
[23:01] <autarch> holy shit
[23:01] <autarch> is this really happening?
[23:01] <Gods_Not_Dan> story of my life
[23:01] <thus_spake_beso> the chic job thrusting an iphone 4 at people in parking lots
[23:01] <autarch> they're breaking up
[23:01] <autarch> holy shit
[23:01] <autarch> "all cuz you had to be selfish and get cancer"
[23:01] <Trebbers> He's peacing out in 30 seconds, Heat style
[23:01] <oh_its_max> hahahah
[23:02] <thus_spake_beso> she even has to pay for the cristal
[23:02] <importantdeist> they really think this is how breakups go most of the time huh
[23:02] <oh_its_max> i have never seen anything like that, that's for sure
[23:02] <autarch> now THAT'S how you break up with a girl, Joss
[23:02] <Gods_Not_Dan> cue up the 5,000 tweets from prominent christians talking about how death is just part of life and we should all get back to work
[23:03] <oh_its_max> i just want jesus to think i'm cool
[23:04] <kayke> this has given martin a lot to think abotu
[23:04] <kayke> *about
[23:04] <oh_its_max> "i'll walk home from here"
[23:04] <@Ampersand> "finally, attest that god is dead there"
[23:04] <importantdeist> i dunno why the fact that legal documents require several signatures is such boomer humor fodder
[23:05] <autarch> you broke it
[23:05] <oh_its_max> you break it you bought it chump
[23:05] <thus_spake_beso> god hates REV dave
[23:05] <kayke> god doesn't want him to have a vacation
[23:05] <importantdeist> this dude is milking it
[23:05] <lhs> their rental stock has been dePLEATED
[23:05] <thus_spake_beso> relax, karen
[23:05] <@Ampersand> it's alright david, maybe don't be an asshole
[23:05] <autarch> they're just going tto ride a rollercoaster, right?
[23:05] <kayke> This plot is so boring
[23:06] <Gods_Not_Dan> relax, I'm on God time
[23:06] <importantdeist> which one
[23:06] <thus_spake_beso> is the african guy in dave's imagination
[23:06] <kayke> the renting cars plot
[23:06] <oh_its_max> hahahah
[23:06] <importantdeist> well i have good news kayke there's about to be another one
[23:06] <importantdeist> that's not why they call it that
[23:06] <kayke> that sink!
[23:06] <BobsNotDead511> "She knew what this was.  Mom and I both got something out of this."
[23:06] <oh_its_max> haha
[23:07] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:07] <autarch> yep
[23:07] <Gods_Not_Dan> remember the entire audience of this movie voted a carbon copy of this guy into office
[23:07] <thus_spake_beso> it's the dawkins lady
[23:07] <autarch> the dictionary?
[23:07] <thus_spake_beso> now wait a minute
[23:07] <oh_its_max> that was so awkward
[23:07] <lhs> this university only hires the nosiest students
[23:08] <oh_its_max> yikes
[23:08] <kayke> hate this
[23:08] <autarch> wait
[23:09] <autarch> she was his studentt?
[23:09] <Trebbers> Hell yea
[23:09] <thus_spake_beso> this actress was in the carrot top movie
[23:09] <thus_spake_beso> "condom girl"
[23:09] <autarch> chairman of the board?
[23:10] <oh_its_max> you need to stop reading all the time
[23:10] <importantdeist> he's referring to the fact that they don't bone
[23:11] <kayke> that's not a spot
[23:11] <lhs> enjoy your license plate-free car
[23:11] <importantdeist> identifying colors that are slightly different is also a huge boomer laugh line
[23:11] <@Ampersand> Old Biff
[23:11] <BobsNotDead511> I don't know, if anyone is professionally required to absolve you of your sins...
[23:11] <autarch> "I'm an ordained minister with over 300 confirmed kills"
[23:11] <thus_spake_beso> mina was also on a reality show called beverly hills pawn. i guess she worked in a pawn shop?
[23:11] <importantdeist> maybe his magnetic polarity is off or something
[23:12] <thus_spake_beso> are these all his former students
[23:12] <lhs> anything else on your plate, since this is olive garden, after all
[23:12] <kayke> lol
[23:12] <oh_its_max> lol
[23:12] <importantdeist> i love putting on the most generic classical music and holding court with one elbow on the fireplace at my dinner parties
[23:13] <Trebbers> *gasp*
[23:13] <kayke> scornful glance
[23:13] <autarch> it's break-up time again
[23:13] <@Ampersand> stone her
[23:13] <Gods_Not_Dan> *drops wine glass*
[23:13] <Trebbers> Pin drop
[23:13] <lhs> does anyone in these movies argue that god never existed rather than being dead
[23:13] <importantdeist> even sorbo doesn't believe that
[23:14] <autarch> jesus, tthe idea of hosting a dinner party and making food for a shitlooad of peoplee seeems so terrible
[23:14] <importantdeist> i mean he doesn't believe either of them
[23:14] <kayke> yeah I feel like I'd like eating with friends but how do you cook with people in your house
[23:14] <thus_spake_beso> ???
[23:14] <lhs> she microwaved the wine
[23:14] <thus_spake_beso> before you went shopping?
[23:14] <oh_its_max> everyone knows wine goes bad in the dark
[23:15] <kayke> she should poison them
[23:15] <lhs> she just tried to
[23:15] <thus_spake_beso> it's going all friday night lights on us
[23:15] <importantdeist> scalia as that dinner party guest was a huge get
[23:15] <oh_its_max> lol
[23:15] <autarch> like, having a bunch of people over to eat what are rightfully YOUR leftovers seems downright masochistic
[23:16] <thus_spake_beso> what the heck
[23:16] <lhs> autarch it's a tradeoff for the company and snooty conversation
[23:16] <importantdeist> what is the implication there
[23:16] <autarch> how are all these plotlines gonna tie together? we haven't seen Joss in like 20 minutes
[23:16] <autarch> then just order some damn thai food, lhs
[23:17] <autarch> oh boy
[23:17] <lhs> can't argue with that logic, i guess
[23:17] <thus_spake_beso> jack hanna's not dead
[23:17] <lhs> "in conclusion, kill god, fuck jesus, marry the holy ghost"
[23:18] <kayke> john lennon
[23:18] <thus_spake_beso> got you there, buddy
[23:18] <lhs> he got to page 5
[23:18] <oh_its_max> hahaha
[23:18] <kayke> root beer
[23:18] <oh_its_max> i wanna go to root beer
[23:19] <importantdeist> fuck i haven't had a diner hamburger in so long
[23:19] <thus_spake_beso> dave looks like he's playing trey parker in an unsolved mysteries recreation
[23:19] <Gods_Not_Dan> lol
[23:19] <autarch> pretty suree Lennox's career as a mathematician is basically inconsequential
[23:20] <kayke> tell your boyfriend that if he's got beef, jesus is a vegetarian and he's not fucking scared of him
[23:20] <Gods_Not_Dan> maybe it's the sleep deprivation this all makes even less sense the second time around
[23:20] <autarch> good music there
[23:20] <Trebbers> Is this day 2 or 3 of this
[23:20] <oh_its_max> lmao kayke
[23:20] <importantdeist> how did he get footage of the origin of life
[23:21] <importantdeist> sorbo stalkin in the background
[23:21] <lhs> GIS puddle
[23:21] <@Ampersand> which means: "i am carved of marble"
[23:21] <oh_its_max> hahaha no no no
[23:21] <importantdeist> what on earth is he talking about
[23:21] <autarch> yeah, but there's good reason for that
[23:21] <kayke> white nature can't jump
[23:21] <autarch> tthe cambrian exposion, i assume, imp
[23:22] <thus_spake_beso> hey, kayke
[23:22] <autarch> *explosion
[23:22] <thus_spake_beso> er, heh
[23:22] <importantdeist> come on doc
[23:22] <Gods_Not_Dan> still doesnt' explain the flatworm
[23:22] <importantdeist> that's just mean
[23:22] <lhs> time to put you down
[23:22] <BobsNotDead511> Ha
[23:22] <kayke> lol
[23:22] <importantdeist> "i could call up the newsboys if you want"
[23:22] <thus_spake_beso> what's happening in there?
[23:23] <oh_its_max> hahah
[23:23] <oh_its_max> classic slow clap
[23:23] <autarch> this movie's gonna end with Joss and Sorbo switching gf's isn't it?
[23:23] <thus_spake_beso> gotta get back to the columbus zoo
[23:24] <kayke> all he knows is charge his phone, read bible, eat hot chip, and lie
[23:24] <importantdeist> haha
[23:24] <Gods_Not_Dan> lol
[23:24] <autarch> prediction: sorbo is just mad at god
[23:24] <@Ampersand> we all are
[23:24] <BobsNotDead511> "The first-run syndication market imploded."
[23:25] <lhs> in conclusion, god has a dick and i will punch it
[23:25] <oh_its_max> we took the red pill
[23:25] <autarch> beat me to it, max
[23:25] <Trebbers> Also a movie directed by one
[23:25] <importantdeist> here we go
[23:26] <thus_spake_beso> "i don't have daddy issues, you have mommy issues!"
[23:26] <kayke> lil snitch
[23:26] <@Ampersand> shakespeare had it right "ohhhhhh, i real right wanker, drink the ale, hey hey ho ho"
[23:26] <oh_its_max> you fuckin narc
[23:26] <oh_its_max> god damn
[23:26] <kayke> oh no
[23:26] <autarch> jeeesus
[23:26] <autarch> wtf
[23:26] <Trebbers> This music
[23:26] <thus_spake_beso> ah god
[23:26] <oh_its_max> this is fucked up
[23:26] <autarch> i hate this
[23:26] <lhs> carry on daughter slappin
[23:26] <Gods_Not_Dan> I'm almost beginning to think that this movie is fucked up
[23:26] <importantdeist> do you think this ever happens in christian families
[23:26] <@Ampersand> always
[23:27] <thus_spake_beso> christian children never turn
[23:27] <oh_its_max> is he gonna chokeslam her
[23:27] <kayke> it doesn't happen in the pureflix universe because no one has ever been gay
[23:27] <importantdeist> yeah that's fair
[23:27] <lhs> would love for a christian child to get caught listening to the quran on their ipod
[23:27] <Gods_Not_Dan> gotta sleep in the doghouse for accepting Jesus
[23:28] <thus_spake_beso> will his dad ever make it to his meeting
[23:28] <Trebbers> Love the dad
[23:28] <Gods_Not_Dan> "Buy 5,000 shares of Christianity, just trust me on this Dad"
[23:28] <oh_its_max> lol
[23:28] <lhs> heh
[23:28] <autarch> lol
[23:28] <autarch> she is me posting in the depressed thread
[23:29] <Trebbers> Dean Cain broke up with her before she told him it was early stage melanoma
[23:29] <Trebbers> acting!
[23:29] <autarch> omfg
[23:29] <autarch> what
[23:30] <thus_spake_beso> yeah, do this at work
[23:30] <importantdeist> i love how he's always talking about this kid
[23:30] <lhs> i own your ass
[23:30] <@Ampersand> "but... god is dead"
[23:30] <kayke> his coworker absorbing the goss from a safe distance
[23:30] <autarch> i simply won't take no for an answer
[23:30] <importantdeist> maybe if he believed in god these things wouldn't happen to him
[23:31] <Gods_Not_Dan> I'm assuming the whole staff was mouthing "He was dating HER???"
[23:31] <autarch> how does dave manage to look and dress exactly like a youth pastor all the time
[23:31] <oh_its_max> gotta get advice from the king midas of breaking cars
[23:31] <thus_spake_beso> heh
[23:32] <Gods_Not_Dan> "Please...call me Brother White"
[23:32] <autarch> lol
[23:32] <kayke> have some little tissues
[23:32] <lhs> the revolution road leads to disneyworld
[23:32] <thus_spake_beso> if she was standing up for her muslim faith he'd put her in guantanamo
[23:32] <importantdeist> lot of help that gives her dave
[23:33] <importantdeist> "i have some wafers, if you're hungry"
[23:33] <kayke> if you just believe, you don't need a house or food
[23:33] <thus_spake_beso> everyone knows episcopalians give rent money to lapsed muslims
[23:33] <importantdeist> that was a pretty slick move, sorb
[23:33] <Gods_Not_Dan> *Sorbo hits him in the kneecap with a lead pipe before the lecture*
[23:33] <lhs> vision of elevator smashing 50 stories down
[23:34] <@Ampersand> today i destroy you with facts and logic
[23:34] <autarch> i will calmly dismantle you
[23:34] <importantdeist> no it's not
[23:34] <@Ampersand> free.... will....y
[23:34] <thus_spake_beso> you're losing me, weedo
[23:34] <lhs> heh
[23:34] <importantdeist> entire branches of christianity don't even believe in free will
[23:35] <lhs> deal with all the duck dynasties
[23:35] <kayke> "if you look at this picture sometimes you see a vase and sometimes you see two faces about to kiss. If god doesn't exist how can that happen? I rest my case"
[23:35] <oh_its_max> lmao
[23:36] <importantdeist> i don't think that's what the principles of anti-plagiarism are based on
[23:36] <importantdeist> he's got the dostoevsky all queued up
[23:36] <autarch> hedonism time
[23:36] <oh_its_max> that is.. incorrect, joss
[23:36] <importantdeist> wasn't the point of crime and punishment that that wasn't true
[23:36] <lhs> yeah
[23:36] <thus_spake_beso> now you're getting it, weedo
[23:36] <Gods_Not_Dan> and there's NO WAY Christians would ever reward someone who flagrantly exhibited those behaviors throughout their entire life
[23:37] <oh_its_max> reason will prevail
[23:37] <autarch> is this ripped from an o'reilly factor monologue?
[23:37] <importantdeist> lolol
[23:37] <oh_its_max> wow
[23:38] <importantdeist> "i'll ask the questions here!!!"
[23:38] <lhs> because he sucks ass
[23:38] <autarch> music
[23:38] <Trebbers> "I'm not on trial here"
[23:38] <oh_its_max> science supports his existence
[23:38] <oh_its_max> wow i did not know that
[23:38] <thus_spake_beso> mkkacsxzsdfesd
[23:38] <oh_its_max> OO-WAH-AH-AH-AH
[23:38] <thus_spake_beso> pin drop
[23:38] <@Ampersand> boooooooooooooom
[23:38] <kayke> long martin reaction shot
[23:39] <autarch> holy shit
[23:39] <importantdeist> feel like they don't realize how much that question undercuts this entire movie
[23:39] <autarch> owned
[23:39] <autarch> Joss, we done
[23:39] <kayke> slow clap
[23:39] <lhs> FINISH HIM
[23:39] <Gods_Not_Dan> *Sorbo is pelted with rotten fruit*
[23:39] <oh_its_max> explosions in the sky fell off
[23:39] <kayke> wow martin and gdog
[23:39] <importantdeist> oh now they're just doing it to fit in
[23:39] <autarch> "I'm spartacus"
[23:40] <oh_its_max> ahaha
[23:40] <thus_spake_beso> not a single dissenter?
[23:40] <importantdeist> they sensed weakness in their professor and know they own him now
[23:40] <autarch> wow the full "oh captain my captain" treattmentt
[23:40] <oh_its_max> camera pans out.. it was a christian school all along
[23:40] <kayke> even library girl?
[23:40] <lhs> g-dog changes his name to god-g
[23:40] <oh_its_max> hahaha
[23:40] <Trebbers> *whispers "I'm going to fail you anyway"
[23:40] <importantdeist> "i'm the teacher now"
[23:40] <thus_spake_beso> clear eyes full hearts god's not dead
[23:40] <Gods_Not_Dan> turns out there was a gas leak in class that day
[23:40] <@Ampersand> "i love Dollhouse"
[23:40] <lhs> kiss him, martin
[23:40] <importantdeist> "my family will die now!"
[23:41] <kayke> "they call them twix"
[23:41] <Gods_Not_Dan> "You gotta check this B-plot out"
[23:41] <thus_spake_beso> the bagger vance rental car subplot
[23:42] <kayke> "we spent our entire lives talking about riding spaceship earth"
[23:42] <importantdeist> literally forgot about this plot
[23:42] <lhs> guess she passed the math test
[23:43] <Gods_Not_Dan> pretty cruel for the filmmakers to forget about the dementia subplot
[23:43] <oh_its_max> don't turn on a light or anything
[23:43] <autarch> he has a point
[23:43] <kayke> I'm cheer captain and you're on the bleachers
[23:44] <Gods_Not_Dan> wait what
[23:44] <@Ampersand> sounds good
[23:44] <autarch> this is sick af
[23:44] <importantdeist> if the jail is comfy and the door open is it really a jail
[23:44] <importantdeist> "i played superman"
[23:44] <thus_spake_beso> the chicken really did her well
[23:44] <Gods_Not_Dan> Do not pass God, go directly to jail
[23:45] <lhs> heh
[23:45] <thus_spake_beso> that's the staples center
[23:45] <importantdeist> no it's the hastings center
[23:45] <Gods_Not_Dan> THE BOYS!
[23:45] <BobsNotDead511> Gentleboys
[23:45] <thus_spake_beso> the interpol boys
[23:45] <importantdeist> lol
[23:45] <Gods_Not_Dan> love the uptick in interpol jokes lately
[23:45] <Trebbers> ahha
[23:45] <oh_its_max> MORE real
[23:46] <Gods_Not_Dan> chew on THAT
[23:46] <autarch> kraftwerd
[23:46] <importantdeist> this is supposed to be an australian band, where are all their accents
[23:46] <Trebbers> ahahah
[23:46] <thus_spake_beso> "...and now i play the bass"
[23:46] <oh_its_max> a religious pete davidson
[23:46] <Gods_Not_Dan> "they were chisled"
[23:46] <importantdeist> oh there we go
[23:46] <autarch> omg
[23:46] <@Ampersand> the english one
[23:46] <Trebbers> Contains 25% Austrialian
[23:46] <autarch> that guy oon the right is mike showalter in makeup doing a bit
[23:46] <@Ampersand> no hope, only jobs and cash
[23:46] <oh_its_max> hahah
[23:46] <Gods_Not_Dan> what I wouldn't give for a Newboys Behind the Music episode
[23:46] <thus_spake_beso> "well, uh, hm, here, some m&ms...there are no green ones"
[23:47] <kayke> because the green ones are sexy?
[23:47] <autarch> follower out boy
[23:47] <oh_its_max> JUST the drummer
[23:47] <lhs> i'm just joe mantegna
[23:47] <@Ampersand> "useless!"
[23:47] <thus_spake_beso> it's just in their rider
[23:47] <oh_its_max> go fuck yourself buddy
[23:47] <Gods_Not_Dan> the green M&M is sinful
[23:47] <lhs> it's cute that joss and martin are on a date
[23:47] <oh_its_max> wait so when he said "you gotta check this out" he meant a whole concert
[23:47] <autarch> yeah
[23:48] <kayke> lol
[23:48] <@Ampersand> i wish grading was this easy
[23:48] <importantdeist> "see, it says right here that god is dead! i've got him now!"
[23:48] <lhs> god is dead - daffy douchebag masturbation
[23:48] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:48] <thus_spake_beso> heh
[23:48] <autarch> A+
[23:48] <kayke> he should have written god isn't dead but made the "n't" very small
[23:48] <autarch> jeffey
[23:48] <kayke> and then the movie could be over
[23:48] <oh_its_max> god is deadn't
[23:48] <thus_spake_beso> Love, Siri
[23:48] <@Ampersand> I love you, but I love God more
[23:49] <autarch> fuck
[23:49] <Gods_Not_Dan> calls 1-800-MOMS for a fix
[23:49] <Gods_Not_Dan> front page top headline
[23:50] <importantdeist> "huge success, huh? they must be christian"
[23:50] <oh_its_max> give her a fresh lung
[23:50] <lhs> give her a fresh suit and red shirt
[23:50] <kayke> lol
[23:50] <Gods_Not_Dan> "hose her down, God"
[23:50] <autarch> lmfao dan
[23:50] <thus_spake_beso> love the minor disturbances in the sky soundtrack
[23:50] <autarch> he's saying "lord" and "god" so much
[23:50] <importantdeist> WE GOTTA ROAAALL
[23:50] <BobsNotDead511> Kind of rude when your movie stars Hercules/Kull
[23:51] <lhs> make a waaaaveforrrmmm
[23:51] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:51] <oh_its_max> they'll all be christian by the end o this song
[23:51] <autarch> oh wait they're just maroon 5
[23:52] <autarch> lool max
[23:52] <@Ampersand> "The Subway is antiiiii-pooooorno"
[23:52] <Gods_Not_Dan> oh god his face
[23:52] <oh_its_max> i'm the goofy one
[23:52] <@Ampersand> pray hard
[23:52] <BobsNotDead511> Giant karaoke screen behind the drums.
[23:52] <Gods_Not_Dan> don't go there Sorbo, that mosh pit looks dangerous
[23:52] <oh_its_max> make way for the king.. burger king. try the new impossible whopper
[23:52] <importantdeist> y'all ready
[23:53] <@Ampersand> thanks, GOD
[23:53] <Trebbers> What lazy rain
[23:53] <oh_its_max> god pissin on em
[23:53] <oh_its_max> WHAT
[23:53] <oh_its_max> WHAT THE FGUFNJDIOASNFGJKLNDSAJK
[23:53] <autarch> christians clap on 1 and 3
[23:53] <autarch> omfg
[23:53] <thus_spake_beso> god's license plate
[23:53] <lhs> death's design is god's plan
[23:53] <@Ampersand> his soul is filling with god
[23:53] <autarch> "dude you're gonna be charged with manslaughter"
[23:53] <oh_its_max> FUCK
[23:53] <Gods_Not_Dan> "from a 2 second glance, yeah he's definitely done for"
[23:53] <importantdeist> "oh well in that case"
[23:54] <importantdeist> this is soooooo fuuuuuuucked!
[23:54] <lhs> he's slowly drowning in the rain
[23:54] <@Ampersand> it is right and good to suffer
[23:54] <autarch> regis
[23:54] <thus_spake_beso> i would be so unhappy if this happened to me
[23:54] <oh_its_max> seriously
[23:54] <autarch> regis christ
[23:54] <Gods_Not_Dan> lol
[23:54] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:54] <oh_its_max> get the fuck away from me i'm trying to die here
[23:54] <Trebbers> "Am I already in hell?"
[23:54] <importantdeist> hahah treb
[23:54] <lhs> there was an okcupid question about this situation
[23:55] <kayke> https://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2015_44/841066/peanuts-halloween-carson-daly-linus-today-151030-split-tease-01_eacee0b9ac6a8300c6857f4fdff28ca2.fit-560w.jpg
[23:55] <BobsNotDead511> Heh
[23:55] <importantdeist> pastor dave's hair?
[23:55] <oh_its_max> "wow all of them?"
[23:55] <thus_spake_beso> i hate this
[23:55] <kayke> yee
[23:55] <autarch> give us this day our daily kev
[23:55] <oh_its_max> this is
[23:55] <lhs> always kiss goodnight
[23:55] <oh_its_max> unreal
[23:55] <importantdeist> it is uh not all right!
[23:55] <@Ampersand> drink deep of the blood
[23:56] <@Ampersand> guess everybody gets an A
[23:56] <kayke> so wait they didn't call an ambulance on purpose?
[23:56] <importantdeist> probably of the movies i've seen here this is in the top three most offensive
[23:56] <lhs> welp back to the concert!
[23:56] <Gods_Not_Dan> "Oh and if God asks, I definitely didn't see you in the road, OK?"
[23:56] <importantdeist> with i hope they serve beer in hell and hooking up
[23:56] <oh_its_max> woof
[23:56] <oh_its_max> HAHAhh
[23:56] <Trebbers> Wish the punchline was that Sorbo didn't die and was prick about it
[23:56] <autarch> dude. pastor dave fucking killed a man
[23:56] <oh_its_max> ANNNNNNYWAY,
[23:56] <autarch> a word from our sponsors
[23:56] <importantdeist> "well look who's dead now!!"
[23:56] <kayke> martin loves duck dynasty
[23:56] <lhs> one of your professors is now dead
[23:56] <@Ampersand> "don't worry. he's fuckin dead now"
[23:57] <BobsNotDead511> "Well, who's dead now?"
[23:57] <autarch> omg
[23:57] <thus_spake_beso> "and god ran down the guy saying he was dead"
[23:57] <Trebbers> "Let's just say he quacked his last quack"
[23:57] <importantdeist> "standard messaging rates may apply"
[23:57] <oh_its_max> 100 people!?!?
[23:57] <autarch> 100 people?!
[23:57] <kayke> assuming none of them know any of the same people and they're all very popular
[23:57] <oh_its_max> god has a face?!?!
[23:57] <thus_spake_beso> he means their message boards
[23:57] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:57] <lhs> god's pervy smile
[23:57] <Gods_Not_Dan> God was crackin up, I tell ya
[23:57] <importantdeist> fun fact when we watched this the first time i texted "god's not dead brother jeremy" to jeremy
[23:58] <autarch> whatt strokes rip-off band is this?
[23:58] <@Ampersand> "you're a bit tall. can i stand in front of you, please
[23:58] <importantdeist> and later found out he had a new number
[23:58] <Gods_Not_Dan> lol dentist
[23:58] <autarch> are they Louis XIV?
[23:58] <oh_its_max> love's not dead
[23:58] <autarch> evolution. darwin.
[23:58] <oh_its_max> if i got this text i would be so disturbed
[23:58] <thus_spake_beso> i certainly don't know 100 people to text
[23:58] <thus_spake_beso> i could start a reply all storm at work
[23:59] <importantdeist> yeah it makes me feel good that i never actually received this text in 2014
[23:59] <lhs> and don't call him shirley
[23:59] <importantdeist> chinese dude is gonna get people disappeared
[23:59] <BobsNotDead511> "...rollin' in a Scion..."
[23:59] <kayke> lol
[23:59] <@Ampersand> lmao
[23:59] <Gods_Not_Dan> Ryan Seacrest - "And the winner of American Idol Season 14 is....God???"
[00:00] <Trebbers> ahahha
[00:00] <oh_its_max> backs over his body
[00:00] <oh_its_max> oh
[00:00] <oh_its_max> wait is that the dead guys phone
[00:00] <Gods_Not_Dan> *Huge inflatable Jesus comes down from the rafters*
[00:00] <kayke> lol dead guy
[00:00] <@Ampersand> "it was good"
[00:00] <oh_its_max> WHAT?!?!
[00:01] <importantdeist> the story of the newsboys is they used to be a fairly well-respected christian band with like clever lyrics and stuff but then half their members left and they found out there was more money in being a vapid praise band
[00:01] <thus_spake_beso> maybe a little too positive, jude
[00:01] <kayke> let's party
[00:01] <Gods_Not_Dan> "Lets high five over his corpse"
[00:01] <BobsNotDead511> They're standing next to an ambulance.
[00:01] <oh_its_max> what a joyus manslaughter
[00:01] <BobsNotDead511> They're going to take the afterparty to the city morgue.
[00:01] <importantdeist> lololol
[00:01] <autarch> "living on the inside, roaring like a lion" is such an imagine dragons lyric
[00:01] <importantdeist> the movement that we just invented
[00:01] <Gods_Not_Dan> god's roaring like a lion right now and all you can muster is some polite clapping? shame on you
[00:02] <oh_its_max> i hated this
[00:02] <importantdeist> this is the most petty credits i can imagine
[00:02] <lhs> imagine dragod's not dead
[00:02] <oh_its_max> i hate everything
[00:02] <oh_its_max> god's dead
[00:02] <importantdeist> didn't someone do a good rundown of these cases
[00:02] <thus_spake_beso> i'm sure all these court cases were spontaneous
[00:02] <@Ampersand> Pro_life Cougars
[00:02] <thus_spake_beso> not instigated by the alliance defending freedom at all
[00:02] <Gods_Not_Dan> he's roaring like a cougarrrrrr
[00:03] <BobsNotDead511> Cowboys for Life
[00:03] <BobsNotDead511> ...v. Sampson.
[00:03] <BobsNotDead511> Lawsuit settled when the courtroom ceiling collapsed and all perished.
[00:03] <@Ampersand> Jeff Frankenstein
[00:03] <Trebbers> Jeff Frankenstien
[00:03] <kayke> lol
[00:03] <lhs> june and ward whedon
[00:03] <@Ampersand> incredible
[00:03] <autarch> burger guy
[00:03] <thus_spake_beso> barnabus keith
[00:04] <importantdeist> just an astonishing film
[00:04] <kayke> what character was jeff frankenstein??
[00:04] <importantdeist> that's one of the newsboys
[00:04] <Gods_Not_Dan> if you think Kevin is bad, I can only imagine how insufferable his son Braedon Sorbo is gonna be
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about 2 hours until showtime!
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Postby important dentist » Tue May 26, 2020 11:16 pm

The wig that Eric Stoltz wears in the film was made of Stoltz's real hair.
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue May 26, 2020 11:19 pm

Man, I hated that.

I still nominate Skipped Parts and Dead Man On Campus for future watches.
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Postby wintergreen » Wed May 27, 2020 2:13 pm

i need to watch all the butterfly effect endings some day.
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