SHIT FLIXE CLASSIX: ID4:Independence Day, Tue 6/30 @ 2200 E

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 02, 2020 11:01 pm

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[22:22] <@Ampersand> 3
[22:22] <@Ampersand> 2
[22:22] <@Ampersand> 1
[22:23] <blacksugar> and we're off
[22:23] <apedentist> oh hell yeah
[22:23] <lhs> i smiled too much, my face really hurts
[22:23] <@Ampersand> :)
[22:23] <Treboon> Woah that font effect
[22:23] <apedentist> mid 90s africa movies are really their own specific thing
[22:23] <Treboon> Never seen this one
[22:23] <apedentist> see also outbreak
[22:23] <besoin> i saw this in the theater, of course
[22:24] <apedentist> and that one with cuba gooding and hopkins
[22:24] <Treboon> Instinct
[22:24] <apedentist> yeah
[22:24] <apedentist> they all have titles like that too
[22:24] <blacksugar> I just watched outbreak. not bad
[22:24] <blacksugar> just gimme that tim curry goodness
[22:24] <Treboon> Movie taking it's time already
[22:25] <apedentist> we watched casino royale over the weekend and i did a STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE on one of the scenes where le chiffre is hanging out with the african warlord guys and nobody got it
[22:25] <kayke> ah, a scientist in a fun shirt, my favorite character
[22:25] <besoin> laura linney, cinema's perennial loser
[22:26] <blacksugar> its so weird, because I'm binging ozark right now and laura linney is 25 years older
[22:26] <kayke> I feel like we're in line for a disney ride
[22:26] <blacksugar> holy shit bruce
[22:26] <@Ampersand> "that was a big fart"
[22:26] <besoin> heh, kayke
[22:26] <blacksugar> I'd know that voice anywhere
[22:26] <Treboon> "Gets you real fuckin high babe"
[22:26] <blacksugar> god LL hasn't aged a bit
[22:26] <besoin> blast her vest off
[22:26] <Treboon> This shit got lasers
[22:27] <kayke> damp
[22:27] <autarch> are they in coongo yet?
[22:27] <Treboon> "Gotcha, bitch. I peed in it"
[22:28] <apedentist> *whispering to date* that's congo
[22:28] <@Ampersand> lol
[22:28] <Treboon> ahah
[22:28] <autarch> btw, does this take place in DRC or Republic of the Congo?
[22:28] <besoin> "see? it's orlando"
[22:28] <blacksugar> six flags in maryland
[22:28] <Treboon> "We've found the Hidden Temple!"
[22:28] <apedentist> i think droc was called zaire back then
[22:28] <blacksugar> what have I seen cameron in  before?
[22:28] <autarch> ah, you're right, imp
[22:28] <blacksugar> he seems super familiar
[22:29] <kayke> his emotional support putter
[22:29] <blacksugar> oh right
[22:29] <autarch> "diamond like that"
[22:29] <blacksugar> whit stillman joints
[22:29] <blacksugar> barcelona
[22:29] <Treboon> The golden age of the fanny pack
[22:29] <autarch> anyone else having kangaroo jack flashbacks
[22:30] <blacksugar> that was so evil dead
[22:30] <Treboon> Earned his money
[22:30] <autarch> is that susan ross?
[22:30] <kayke> I thought this was like... a monkey buddy movie
[22:31] <Treboon> Monkey, bloody
[22:31] <blacksugar> apparently chrichton hated this
[22:31] <Treboon> yessssss
[22:31] <lhs> don't make me say it
[22:31] <@Ampersand> wow Jeffrey went all out for that Cameo
[22:31] <besoin> joe dongo baker
[22:31] <autarch> a golf club
[22:31] <kayke> a gorilla would NEVER
[22:31] <blacksugar> dude is trump
[22:31] <dan2> it's crazy that this concept comes from a novel and not from a hollywood exec saying "monkeys, lazers, the rest writes itself"
[22:32] <besoin> this dialogue is lit
[22:32] <besoin> CONTINGENCY
[22:32] <apedentist> oh it IS zaire!
[22:33] <Treboon> This like ep7 of a TV show
[22:33] <@Ampersand> i love my diamond sons
[22:33] <@Ampersand> the taco shack
[22:33] <dan2> here comes the buddy
[22:33] <dan2> but not that Buddy
[22:33] <autarch> koko
[22:33] <Treboon> oh my fuking god
[22:34] <autarch> stteve guttenberg?
[22:34] <besoin> that guy is george clooney's producing partner
[22:34] <blacksugar> dan majerle?
[22:34] <besoin> in the polo
[22:34] <lhs> could have reused that puppet for renesme
[22:34] <Treboon> Who was playing Doom?
[22:34] <besoin> i saw dylan walsh at griffith observatory on father's day in 2007. he was wearing all white and SCREAMING at his 9 year old daughter.
[22:34] <besoin> that's all i can think about when i see him
[22:34] <@Ampersand> he really is like someone made an evil clone of Guttenberg
[22:35] <apedentist> why would it sound like that
[22:35] <blacksugar> keith hawking
[22:35] <autarch> imogen heap taking notes
[22:35] <kayke> lol
[22:35] <Treboon> "JUSTICE FOR RUBY RIDGE BLEEP BLOOP"
[22:35] <besoin> to be fair you do seem like you're hiding something up your pant legs
[22:35] <kayke> amy amy amy!
[22:35] <lhs> animals can talk, and they insulted my tie
[22:36] <Treboon> Wow!
[22:36] <autarch> it's a cyberman
[22:36] <Treboon> Couldn't be faked
[22:36] <@Ampersand> cybo
[22:36] <dan2> they should train an octopus if they really want to see the limits of this tech
[22:36] <blacksugar> amy. not that smart.
[22:36] <autarch> cybo
[22:36] <besoin> a real narcissist
[22:36] <autarch> yes, of course. forgive me, amp.
[22:36] <blacksugar> jesus, me me me
[22:36] <autarch> a me
[22:37] <blacksugar> oh yeah
[22:37] <Treboon> What's this now
[22:37] <apedentist> now we're talkin
[22:37] <apedentist> yeah movie we saw it
[22:37] <autarch> i recognize that ring froom shaggy DA
[22:37] <lhs> international treasure
[22:37] <besoin> amy. hate. nam.
[22:37] <@Ampersand> lmao
[22:37] <blacksugar> well you got caught with an ape, ain't that great
[22:37] <dan2> amy. want. another. lunch.
[22:38] <blacksugar> that's the dude from return of the living dead
[22:38] <blacksugar> "you wanna see it?"
[22:38] <@Ampersand> indeed!
[22:38] <kayke> pay pig
[22:38] <@Ampersand> lol
[22:38] <Treboon> oh this is a choice
[22:38] <@Ampersand> an excellent choice
[22:38] <blacksugar> my name is mhmghmmrkmmw
[22:38] <besoin> pretty sure this is ucla, not berkeley
[22:39] <@Ampersand> Tim Curry would have been a fun Dracula
[22:39] <Bobo511> Amy thinks they're going to the Rainforest Cafe.
[22:39] <besoin> he was dracula in the worst witch, amp
[22:39] <besoin> and he was amazing
[22:39] <Treboon> "Tickle me" *points towards groin
[22:39] <dan2> Jungle. 2. Jungle.
[22:39] <lhs> tim curry narrates the audible version of dracula
[22:39] <autarch> treb,
[22:40] <besoin> a karen in africa
[22:40] <kayke> lol
[22:40] <lhs> heh
[22:40] <autarch> lol
[22:40] <kayke> tickle me amy
[22:40] <@Ampersand> "chase. amy."
[22:40] <kayke> lol
[22:40] <blacksugar> she's getting really close
[22:40] <autarch> lol amp
[22:40] <dan2> ohhhhh
[22:41] <@Ampersand> you need my fuel
[22:41] <@Ampersand> not so ugly now
[22:41] <kayke> gamer fuel
[22:41] <blacksugar> karen has $56k in her fanny pack
[22:41] <Bobo511> "My friend in Nigeria has run into small cashflow problem."
[22:42] <Treboon> ah
[22:42] <lhs> his name is the sound of an angry eating cat
[22:42] <autarch> the aiirplane fuel is only $4k, but we have a lott of gamers to feed
[22:42] <Treboon> oh shit
[22:42] <@Ampersand> lol lhs
[22:42] <blacksugar> amy is kind of a dick
[22:42] <kayke> lol
[22:42] <besoin> egg to the boob
[22:42] <@Ampersand> unfortunately, this gorilla is very stupid
[22:43] <blacksugar> oh snap laura
[22:43] <besoin> boy, how will these two heteros resolve this
[22:43] <besoin> she wants absinthe?
[22:43] <kayke> amy want shots
[22:43] <@Ampersand> "amy. want. booze"
[22:43] <lhs> take the damn batteries out
[22:43] <besoin> amy. chase. green. fairy.
[22:43] <blacksugar> how are killer apes not pc?
[22:43] <apedentist> the fuck
[22:43] <@Ampersand> "amy. says. you. racist"
[22:43] <autarch> omg
[22:44] <kayke> amy gets eggs, amy get dinks. she's got it made
[22:44] <blacksugar> my uncle spilled more than that damn dirty ape did
[22:44] <besoin> ah, a portable turbografx16
[22:44] <dan2> amy. plastered.
[22:45] <@Ampersand> "in truth, i think you're a 6/10"
[22:45] <autarch> lool
[22:45] <dan2> "preparing for America's Got Talent"
[22:45] <blacksugar> are they both getting wet
[22:45] <besoin> that's africa alright
[22:46] <kayke> let's teach that giraffe to talk
[22:46] <apedentist> oh NOW were talking
[22:46] <kayke> omg
[22:46] <apedentist> joey pants in the house
[22:46] <blacksugar> JOEY PANTS
[22:46] <autarch> eddie veddro
[22:46] <@Ampersand> i completely forgot he was in this
[22:46] <besoin> oh, geez, john patrick shanley wrote this screenplay. no wonder it sings.
[22:46] <@Ampersand> this is kayke's summer look
[22:47] <kayke> rude
[22:47] <kayke> but true
[22:47] <blacksugar> black ape down
[22:48] <apedentist> yeesh
[22:48] <blacksugar> "hi everybody, I'm less expensive wesley snipes"
[22:49] <Bobo511> Hey now
[22:49] <apedentist> i'd like to see wesley snipes half-pull off that accent
[22:50] <apedentist> oh yeeeeeeeah
[22:50] <Treboon> ooff
[22:50] <autarch> never inhaled
[22:50] <autarch> insane line
[22:50] <@Ampersand> such a stacked cast
[22:50] <blacksugar> I mean, ernie is doing a full snipes
[22:50] <apedentist> oh well
[22:50] <besoin> i don't see it
[22:51] <@Ampersand> we've got Joey Pants, we've got Ernie Hudson, we've got Amy the Gorilla
[22:51] <@Ampersand> and Dracula Curry
[22:51] <blacksugar> and tim curry
[22:51] <besoin> laura linney is on my all star team, personally
[22:51] <blacksugar> ernie practiced these lines for hours
[22:51] <blacksugar> this was his shot
[22:52] <@Ampersand> speaking of Laura Linney, let's watch The Mothman Prophecies
[22:52] <Treboon> Always interesting when you have a guy eating the scenery like he's the lead, when he's not
[22:52] <dan2> I've always wondered what they prophecize in tha tmovie
[22:52] <besoin> how is it kafka
[22:53] <lhs> oh boy, i'm just so tired of all these central africa wars
[22:53] <blacksugar> I did not expect a "WHO'S KAFKA" line
[22:53] <besoin> you don't see delroy lindo anymore
[22:53] <kayke> https://66.media.tumblr.com/8920765050224d607b58e84687e27b51/tumblr_mwt7mdtapQ1srjus2o1_640.jpg
[22:54] <blacksugar> just eat the rice crispie treat
[22:54] <Bobo511> No, keep doing whatever it is he's doing with the rice crispy treat.
[22:54] <apedentist> STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE
[22:54] <@Ampersand> spit it out
[22:55] <kayke> plzz
[22:55] <@Ampersand> i am a humble diamond farmer
[22:55] <besoin> this mission is doomed
[22:55] <apedentist> that is a sound effect from goldeneye for sure
[22:55] <apedentist> it's the noise guards make when you shoot them in the dick
[22:56] <Treboon> Delroy's slipped into a Mexican accent for a sec
[22:56] <autarch> is amy ok?
[22:57] <kayke> if you seek amy
[22:57] <@Ampersand> giraffes struttin
[22:58] <Bobo511> Ah, someone you want to fly in an airplane with.
[22:58] <@Ampersand> haha he fucks the gorilla
[22:58] <besoin> it's adebisi
[22:58] <@Ampersand> the lost city of homolka
[22:58] <kayke> is he tho
[22:59] <Treboon> oh no be careful
[22:59] <@Ampersand> you fucking ghostbuster
[22:59] <blacksugar> that's three fucks in a pg13 movie
[22:59] <Treboon> ahah
[22:59] <autarch> hate this guy
[22:59] <lhs> you got the football helmet full of cottage cheese
[23:00] <kayke> lol
[23:00] <autarch> omg. is tthis movie over 2 hours long?
[23:00] <@Ampersand> ohhhh yeah
[23:00] <@Ampersand> nagh
[23:00] <@Ampersand> 1 50
[23:00] <Bobo511> "Borders are actually very, very short, doctor."
[23:01] <besoin> i'm sure zaire has a crack air defense
[23:01] <dan2> Banambien
[23:01] <lhs> heh
[23:01] <@Ampersand> lmao
[23:01] <lhs> he's making her another martini
[23:02] <@Ampersand> damn good shot
[23:02] <Bobo511> Need to see a MythBusters of this.
[23:02] <apedentist> why didn't anyone think of this before
[23:02] <kayke> hott
[23:02] <@Ampersand> so insane
[23:02] <@Ampersand> ly hott
[23:02] <besoin> suit up, amy
[23:02] <kayke> give her a banana with a parachute in it
[23:03] <besoin> it'll take days to recover that equipment
[23:03] <Bobo511> Disposable, one-way airplane.
[23:03] <@Ampersand> not even strapped in
[23:03] <besoin> jesus
[23:04] <@Ampersand> king
[23:04] <Bobo511> 75% of their expedition dies or breaks limbs because they parachuted into a jungle.
[23:05] <lhs> amy. found. lunch.
[23:06] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:06] <besoin> sahntheeng
[23:06] <Treboon> It's a gadget, it has features
[23:06] <dan2> I hope Amy starts rolling forward, Donkey Kong style
[23:06] <Treboon> ahah
[23:07] <autarch> im gonna steal that gadget line
[23:07] <Treboon> I hope Amy says she wants to go back to the lab and play Quake
[23:07] <lhs> that gadget line is the founding philosophy of sharper image
[23:07] <@Ampersand> what is amy after
[23:07] <@Ampersand> green drink?
[23:08] <kayke> this is like mandalorian
[23:08] <Treboon> "Lady, this is Pizza.net"
[23:09] <autarch> gotta say, that shot of amy looking at bugs was kinda beautiful
[23:09] <besoin> so many conflicts
[23:09] <kayke> do you have enough gorilla power?
[23:09] <Treboon> ahahaa
[23:09] <Treboon> "To me, my 9-iron!"
[23:09] <@Ampersand> ugly satellite
[23:10] <Treboon> COVID monkeys
[23:10] <besoin> "know anyone else horny?"
[23:11] <besoin> shouldn't the primatologist know that
[23:11] <Bobo511> I think the moon's a pretty good-looking satellite, personally.
[23:12] <dan2> I wonder if there was someone on the crew who's job was to clean the Amy suit each day after filming wrapped
[23:12] <autarch> Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang!
[23:12] <besoin> time to trip
[23:13] <Treboon> what the hell
[23:13] <apedentist> yikes
[23:13] <besoin> this guy is useless
[23:13] <apedentist> why was he looking at his dick
[23:13] <autarch> wasn'tt there a moovie or a videogame or soomething where a gorilla fucks a frog?
[23:13] <apedentist> donkey kong country
[23:13] <kayke> what
[23:14] <Treboon> I think that was a gif
[23:14] <lhs> there's a video of a chimp using one to jerk off
[23:14] <@Ampersand> they cry easy
[23:15] <besoin> very comforting
[23:15] <Bobo511> "Someone's not dead until they're evil dead."
[23:15] <autarch> ok, yeah maybe thats it
[23:16] <@Ampersand> Bobo?
[23:17] <Treboon> ahah
[23:17] <besoin> pathetic
[23:17] <@Ampersand> killed himself
[23:17] <@Ampersand> so sad
[23:17] <Bobo511> RIP Bob
[23:17] <kayke> what percentage of dead
[23:17] <besoin> amy. kill.
[23:18] <besoin> no chance she saw a silverback, huh primatologist?
[23:18] <kayke> pass the banana with the dope inside
[23:18] <Treboon> the fuck
[23:18] <apedentist> oh wow
[23:18] <Treboon> Not an ounce of fat on this flick
[23:18] <autarch> nope
[23:19] <besoin> nice work, camera operator
[23:20] <besoin> he gave up on his english accent
[23:21] <autarch> telecom expert shouold know
[23:23] <apedentist> ok now we are talkin
[23:23] <@Ampersand> enter the big boys
[23:23] <Bobo511> Seems hungry.
[23:23] <@Ampersand> don't shoot them
[23:23] <autarch> king hippo
[23:23] <@Ampersand> accept your fate
[23:23] <autarch> wait
[23:23] <apedentist> oh i thought those were water apes
[23:23] <autarch> have we seen this movie?
[23:24] <autarch> this is iincredibly familiar
[23:24] <dan2> I wanna hear the hippos speak
[23:24] <dan2> bet they'd do a real deep computer voice for them
[23:24] <@Ampersand> no this is the first time anyone in the world is seeing it
[23:24] <@Ampersand> movie series premiere
[23:24] <besoin> return of the english accent
[23:24] <autarch> maybe i saw that clip on youtube
[23:24] <Bobo511> Kind of funny that they shot this in Costa Rica, but Jurassic Park in Hawaii.
[23:25] <Bobo511> If they ever adapt Micro for some reason, they'll have to shoot it in the DRC.
[23:25] <besoin> i mean, she can tell you if it is, so let her speakk
[23:26] <besoin> "i'm still in the movie"
[23:26] <Bobo511> Amy drank them both.
[23:26] <Bobo511> Left the pilsners.
[23:26] <@Ampersand> need that power glove
[23:27] <Bobo511> Yeah, but wait until they get the SuperScope 6.
[23:28] <besoin> i can't remember when i wasn't watching this movie
[23:28] <@Ampersand> ugly. guttenberg. ugly.
[23:28] <autarch> is that true?
[23:28] <autarch> iim learning some gorilla saafety
[23:28] <dan2> you should test it
[23:29] <@Ampersand> amy tell them i'm cool
[23:29] <Bobo511> They really gave up on the one on the left.
[23:29] <besoin> this is some showbiz pizza level effects
[23:29] <apedentist> i don't know about this
[23:29] <kayke> good good good amy
[23:29] <@Ampersand> lol besoin
[23:29] <autarch> maybe take your nerd gear off
[23:29] <autarch> karen, stfu
[23:29] <lhs> she belongs here, in cybospace
[23:31] <besoin> rainforest cafe hostess finally called their party
[23:32] <kayke> the zitty of zinge
[23:32] <lhs> is he saying zinge
[23:32] <Bobo511> We ever watch Baby?  We probably watched Baby, huh?
[23:32] <besoin> why is tim curry entitled to anything they find here
[23:32] <autarch> no it isn't
[23:32] <apedentist> that's just what eyes look like dude
[23:32] <besoin> he's just tagging along
[23:32] <@Ampersand> this temple was hidden
[23:33] <dan2> Baby Huey? No we haven't bob
[23:33] <@Ampersand> wonder if it's got any legends
[23:35] <besoin> make with the lasers
[23:35] <Bobo511> "Diamonds."
[23:36] <apedentist> oh he dead huh
[23:36] <dan2> earoglyphics
[23:36] <apedentist> they don't have an egyptologist on this trip?
[23:37] <autarch> no it isn't
[23:37] <kayke> flirting
[23:37] <autarch> gett his ass, claude
[23:37] <besoin> gotta watch out for the guardians
[23:37] <apedentist> this guy is a proto justin bartha
[23:38] <@Ampersand> they always get you from behind
[23:38] <besoin> there's something about the way laura linney says charles
[23:39] <besoin> he seemed fine a minute ago
[23:39] <@Ampersand> just blur it in post
[23:39] <apedentist> was that supposed to have been ernie shooting
[23:39] <autarch> maybe leave
[23:39] <besoin> nice one, amy
[23:40] <lhs> ET bananaphone home
[23:40] <dan2> myth busted
[23:41] <Bobo511> Coleman autoturrets.
[23:41] <kayke> shoots her ex fiance
[23:41] <Bobo511> "Now let's just settle in to the extended cut of Aliens."
[23:42] <autarch> karen plays engineer in tf2
[23:42] <kayke> they're making a sick music video
[23:42] <besoin> they seemed to know about autoturrets before they fired for the first time, so pretty smart
[23:43] <@Ampersand> pop-up EDM show
[23:43] <besoin> we should probably just play electric feel over this scene
[23:44] <autarch> oh jeez
[23:44] <autarch> tthis guy
[23:44] <apedentist> there's our girl
[23:44] <@Ampersand> the life
[23:45] <dan2> Apes of Heaven
[23:45] <autarch> are ttthoose the bad gorillas or are those good gorillas?
[23:45] <@Ampersand> "you guys smell like shit"
[23:45] <dan2> bad gorillas are white
[23:45] <Bobo511> Nature just aired a second series of this project Spy in the Wild.
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[23:46] <Bobo511> It's like these gorillas, but in real life.
[23:46] <Bobo511> https://i.imgur.com/RL0eiKw.gif
[23:47] <kayke> zorb
[23:47] <Bobo511> https://i.imgur.com/x4InplA.gif
[23:47] <Bobo511> Etc.
[23:47] <autarch> why dooes that gorilla have a ken burns haircut?
[23:48] <besoin> still no lasers
[23:48] <apedentist> i was under the impression from the first time yall watched this that it was all gorillas smoking and shooting each other with lazers
[23:48] <autarch> this is a crash bandicoot level
[23:49] <Bobo511> We're almost there.
[23:49] <kayke> dang
[23:50] <apedentist> "HI"
[23:50] <@Ampersand> they all look like Gary Busey
[23:50] <dan2> this volcano is better lit than my house
[23:50] <kayke> butt slapped to death
[23:50] <besoin> take that, harry
[23:50] <Bobo511> Uh
[23:50] <apedentist> ah ok the inessential africans get left behind
[23:51] <@Ampersand> so, they're geocaching?
[23:51] <besoin> might want to hurry it up
[23:52] <kayke> the gorillas made a wax figure of her fiance 
[23:52] <dan2> bonecano
[23:52] <dan2> not a pun, it just sounds cool
[23:52] <besoin> thank god
[23:52] <Bobo511> Just disintegrating those gorillas.
[23:53] <apedentist> aren't diamonds like famously hard
[23:53] <apedentist> i don't know if they speak asl amy
[23:53] <besoin> don't they kill regular gorillas for a living?
[23:53] <kayke> amy you're small
[23:53] <autarch> bad goorillas, go away
[23:53] <kayke> be careful amy
[23:53] <apedentist> waaaahhhhhhhh
[23:54] <autarch> holy fuck
[23:54] <besoin> this was the last time laura had a win in a movie
[23:54] <apedentist> WHOA
[23:54] <autarch> omfg
[23:54] <autarch> but the dyminz
[23:54] <lhs> very coplike behavior, karen
[23:54] <Bobo511> They're very bad at Keep Off the Lava.
[23:54] <dan2> CANNONBALL!
[23:54] <autarch> they're jumping in
[23:55] <kayke> AMY
[23:55] <besoin> this must have been so expensive
[23:55] <apedentist> does this actually happen to land
[23:55] <kayke> filmed at universal studios
[23:56] <Bobo511> Just let the King Kong tram ride get a little weedy.
[23:56] <autarch> jfc
[23:56] <autarch> almost killed them
[23:56] <lhs> cauterize the ground
[23:56] <autarch> wtf
[23:57] <autarch> they should be pompei'd in
[23:57] <besoin> these guys have excellent cardio
[23:57] <Bobo511> Stop chasing her.
[23:59] <besoin> what?
[23:59] <dan2> wait do diamonds have channels?
[23:59] <autarch> yep
[23:59] <kayke> she blew up the moon
[23:59] <apedentist> she just lasered the satellite?
[23:59] <dan2> oh well I'm sure it all checks out
[00:00] <lhs> if you put someone's phone number into a diamond, the laser will take out the cell phone network
[00:00] <Bobo511> Ten minutes after they leave, Amy's going to be very disappointed when she signs one of the other gorillas for a martini.
[00:00] <@Ampersand> "open. relationship. good. good."
[00:00] <besoin> heh
[00:00] <autarch> lol
[00:00] <@Ampersand> lol bob
[00:02] <kayke> you gotta let amy go
[00:02] <autarch> glad amy found some good gorillas
[00:02] <apedentist> hope they have enough flares to take out the heat seeking missiles
[00:02] <kayke> a nice slow moving target
[00:02] <apedentist> CLONK
[00:02] <kayke> three best friends
[00:02] <Bobo511> I mean, you can get one in any of hundreds of new-age shops up and down the California coast.
[00:03] <besoin> hope you like belly worms, amy
[00:03] <apedentist> wow this song
[00:04] <autarch> i loved it
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[00:04] <apedentist> was really expecting joey pants to show back up at least once more
[00:04] <dan2> gorillas by
[00:04] <besoin> is that the only "gorillas by" credit in all of film
[00:04] <@Ampersand> three actors did the whole thing
[00:05] <apedentist> jimmy buffett?
[00:05] <Bobo511> Frank!
[00:05] <@Ampersand> Critter
[00:05] <autarch> besoin, thank you for the eric roberts cameo
[00:06] <@Ampersand> yeah, jeez
[00:06] <Bobo511> Adam Shankman choreographed, what, the witch-doctor scene?
[00:06] <@Ampersand> stay cute, stay cool, everybody
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Was Congo pogs a thing anywhere else? They were A tier pogs at my school.
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[22:12] <@Ampersand> 3
[22:12] <@Ampersand> 2
[22:12] <@Ampersand> 1
[22:12] <besoin> i like the music
[22:13] <dvd-r> very angelo boautaakgiegakgj
[22:13] <@Ampersand> it feels like the Halloween and They Live scores had a baby
[22:13] <besoin> Trickster
[22:13] <@Ampersand> Jony Todd
[22:13] <kayke> twaaaang
[22:13] <TrebRyderSmith> Is this South Carolina
[22:14] <dvd-r> ha. THE george clinton?
[22:14] <lefthemiscan> someone left the purse out in the rain
[22:15] <dvd-r> also did the Aquaboogie off of Motor Booty Affair (1978)
[22:15] <kayke> ew
[22:15] <kayke> stop wigglin
[22:15] <TrebRyderSmith> George S Clinton
[22:16] <dvd-r> oh ok. in that case, also scored Mortal Kombat
[22:16] <kayke> he melted ice cream on his knee
[22:16] <TrebRyderSmith> what
[22:16] <TrebRyderSmith> Labtec
[22:16] <q9> lolol
[22:16] <dvd-r> holy shit the german shepard from T2 and the kid
[22:17] <q9> is sausage dick an insult
[22:17] <TrebRyderSmith> Is he in a over garage apartment
[22:17] <lefthemiscan> doesn't he know what happens when you drink milk out of the carton
[22:17] <TrebRyderSmith> Depends on the sausage
[22:17] <q9> this is prob my 13yo dream room tbh
[22:17] <besoin> "hm, i do like the state of the art"
[22:17] <@Ampersand> "the most frightening experience on 27 floppy discs"
[22:18] <kayke> I miss wearing shirts with skulls on them and talking on cordless phones
[22:18] <TrebRyderSmith> oh no
[22:18] <autarch> kid,
[22:18] <besoin> nice of her to light herself so well
[22:18] <q9> oh im already skilled in interactive entertainment
[22:18] <kayke> stop spying on that nice horse girl and listen to your pal
[22:19] <lefthemiscan> "is she wearing her braided belt again"
[22:19] <@Ampersand> lol
[22:19] <kayke> disgusting, send to dungeon
[22:19] <autarch> oh my god
[22:20] <braindan> ty igor
[22:20] <autarch> wasn't igor thee AI in the God Question also?
[22:20] <TrebRyderSmith> Igor a Pizza.net company
[22:21] <braindan> is Igor his dad?
[22:21] <TrebRyderSmith> Does the rest of the move have this undercurrent of sex perversion?
[22:21] <Bob511> Does it!
[22:21] <kayke> his greatest fear is being one of three stooges
[22:22] <TrebRyderSmith> ahahahah\
[22:22] <lefthemiscan> you supply the bowl cut and we take care of the rest
[22:22] <TrebRyderSmith> Did brainscan just make him cum
[22:22] <q9> that r2d2 crack was clearly uncalled for
[22:22] <kayke> igor is more responsive than siri
[22:22] <besoin> very true
[22:23] <kayke> when the principal finds us watching shitflix
[22:23] <dvd-r> lol
[22:24] <TrebRyderSmith> "This is trash. I'm putting in real art...I spit on your grave"
[22:24] <TrebRyderSmith> Sick ass 286 machine
[22:24] <besoin> "eric roberts made me do it"
[22:25] <autarch> WHAT
[22:25] <TrebRyderSmith> Wes Anderson cut the scene from Rushmore of Max trying to revive horror club
[22:25] <lefthemiscan> bill clinton approves
[22:25] <besoin> they're always putting furlong on underpowered motorbikes
[22:26] <TrebRyderSmith> holy shit that emts bowl
[22:26] <@Ampersand> drank too much gamer fuel
[22:26] <dvd-r> here is his wikipedia pic 15 years later, he seems to have not changed - https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/93/Edward_Furlong_2009.jpg/220px-Edward_Furlong_2009.jpg
[22:27] <lefthemiscan> he's gone downhill since then
[22:27] <dvd-r> the new brainscan zine
[22:27] <q9> think im behind can someone give 1600 plz
[22:27] <dvd-r> 15 35
[22:27] <@Ampersand> 15:40
[22:28] <@Ampersand> 15:50
[22:28] <autarch> 1555
[22:28] <@Ampersand> 16
[22:28] <q9> ty
[22:28] <autarch> 16:12
[22:28] <q9> I SAID ty
[22:28] <autarch> yw
[22:28] <@Ampersand> autarch's brain has been scanned. you'll have to excuse him
[22:29] <@Ampersand> that looks like every mix cd i ever received
[22:29] <q9> its a dial-in cd rom game?
[22:29] <@Ampersand> "wanna come to my pool party?"
[22:29] <kayke> igor, no calls- I'm playing animal crossing
[22:29] <TrebRyderSmith> waht is her room
[22:29] <@Ampersand> White Zombie Pool Party
[22:30] <lefthemiscan> i'll be right there, mom
[22:30] <autarch> bechtel test: passed1
[22:30] <autarch> !
[22:30] <besoin> two hours? eesh.
[22:30] <autarch> oh wait, one of them wasn't named
[22:30] <TrebRyderSmith> early 16:9 appearance 
[22:30] <TrebRyderSmith> Have we done Gamer
[22:31] <braindan> no
[22:31] <braindan> I'm all for it though
[22:31] <TrebRyderSmith> Only saw a bit of it in the day, but it sure was dumb
[22:32] <lefthemiscan> hate playthroughs with commentary
[22:32] <kayke> I would have gone for the garlic
[22:32] <@Ampersand> i feel like somebody said it wasn't a good fit for us, but i've always been interested
[22:32] <TrebRyderSmith> why couldn't it have been the grater
[22:33] <kayke> not enough pillows
[22:33] <TrebRyderSmith> I like the clanging nonsense of this soundtrack
[22:33] <@Ampersand> yeah i'd listen to this score before bed
[22:34] <lefthemiscan> finally a realistically depicted cat
[22:34] <kayke> I can't tell people apart- is this his principal?
[22:34] <autarch> wait
[22:34] <besoin> no, kayke
[22:34] <kayke> ty
[22:34] <TrebRyderSmith> CAT: "I will be your alibi"
[22:34] <autarch> thiis is just a videogamee right?
[22:34] <q9>  stabbie-worthy performance imo
[22:35] <q9> ofc its not a video game
[22:35] <TrebRyderSmith> uh
[22:35] <besoin> it would take forever to cut his foot off with that knife
[22:35] <braindan> Awesome Murders Done Quick
[22:35] <lefthemiscan> he had cheese ankle disease
[22:36] <dvd-r> i need to eat a Kids Cuisine
[22:36] <Bob511> Videogames I can play in my sleep can't come soon enough, honestly.
[22:36] <autarch> dude is me after standing up tooo fast
[22:36] <@Ampersand> stabbed ass with time to spare
[22:36] <kayke> change into your trunks and join the party
[22:36] <braindan> Milk: It Drops a Body Good
[22:37] <TrebRyderSmith> cursed image
[22:37] <q9> now for a nice relaxing milk nap
[22:37] <besoin> why does he walk like that
[22:37] <TrebRyderSmith> big balls
[22:37] <besoin> "what the hell were their problems"
[22:38] <TrebRyderSmith> Pleased to meet me poster
[22:38] <braindan> it's a good thing there was no internet porno at this time, because it would be really awkward having Igor look it up for you
[22:38] <kayke> igor, call freddy feaker.
[22:38] <TrebRyderSmith> "Igor...you know what I like"
[22:38] <q9> igor, big wet boobies
[22:38] <besoin> the production design on this is twisted
[22:39] <TrebRyderSmith> Games Jarner
[22:39] <q9> nice folks
[22:40] <Bob511> I don't know why he's freaking out, they clearly said a bear did it.
[22:40] <autarch> "oh jjjeeez"
[22:40] <lefthemiscan> was kim on the crapper or something
[22:40] <q9> then he burns the cd in the woods and never speaks of this again. the end
[22:40] <besoin> those are the realest early 90s kids
[22:41] <q9> totes
[22:41] <q9> that house is auth 93 too
[22:41] <autarch> i know this actoor
[22:41] <besoin> igor & frank
[22:42] <@Ampersand> yuck! frozen dinner!
[22:42] <autarch> whoa
[22:42] <autarch> whoa
[22:42] <q9> im not sure that really qualifies as a safe place bud
[22:42] <q9> not sure your getting disc2
[22:42] <TrebRyderSmith> George S Clinton earning his money
[22:42] <q9> sick
[22:42] <TrebRyderSmith> waoh
[22:42] <autarch> teechnology
[22:42] <q9> hmm
[22:42] <besoin> better than any cgi
[22:43] <q9> the floating head look worked a lot better for him tbh
[22:43] <autarch> "is tthat biblical?"
[22:43] <Bob511> F Murray Abraham's glam years.
[22:43] <@Ampersand> "any White Zombie?"
[22:43] <kayke> his lil teeth
[22:43] <TrebRyderSmith> 12 Peter Cetra albums?
[22:44] <@Ampersand> lol
[22:44] <TrebRyderSmith> ahahahhahah
[22:44] <q9> hmm
[22:44] <dvd-r> oh great
[22:44] <q9> this movie was p good until about 2 minutes ago
[22:44] <braindan> are you really trying to question Trickster kid??
[22:44] <TrebRyderSmith> it makes sense that this dude was a broadway actor
[22:45] <besoin> trickster looks like donatella versace
[22:45] <lefthemiscan> drop death death death fred
[22:45] <q9> inside voice bud
[22:45] <braindan> Trickster is Beetlejuice+Ryuk+Dave Mustaine
[22:45] <kayke> so what's this hair a mollet? a mulhawk?
[22:45] <@Ampersand> lol
[22:46] <dvd-r> A Talking Cat
[22:46] <q9> dude
[22:46] <q9> unneccessary.
[22:46] <kayke> we get it
[22:46] <besoin> zing
[22:46] <lefthemiscan> play my band, alien sex fiend
[22:46] <kayke> the cat?
[22:47] <q9> igor, dull my mind with marijuana cigarettes
[22:48] <q9> nice spot for a hand funeral
[22:48] <q9> foot funeral
[22:48] <Bob511> Pet Semetary 2 bloopers.
[22:48] <@Ampersand> stealing his defrosted dinner
[22:48] <dvd-r> drop the foot Wolfie
[22:48] <@Ampersand> rude
[22:48] <lefthemiscan> this dog is a cop for sure
[22:48] <besoin> why is he limping
[22:48] <besoin> oh, the car accident
[22:48] <kayke> that was his foot
[22:49] <dvd-r> heh
[22:49] <q9> he has terminal nerditis
[22:49] <braindan> I think the dog just grossly misunderstood when it's owner asked if he wanted to go walkies
[22:50] <kayke> this guy is boy blind - unable to see boys
[22:50] <autarch> kid grunts too much
[22:50] <autarch> it's not that hard not to gruntt in most situations
[22:51] <lefthemiscan> good old two-flannels kyle
[22:51] <@Ampersand> "can i get a kiss?"
[22:51] <q9> kyle rules
[22:51] <autarch> kyle
[22:51] <Bob511> "Who is it?"
[22:51] <besoin> "igor, murder kyle"
[22:51] <autarch> lol
[22:51] <TrebRyderSmith> yesssss
[22:52] <q9> that look is sick
[22:52] <autarch> does he have parents?
[22:52] <braindan> he has super 80s looking glasses dad
[22:55] <kayke> where's your milk
[22:55] <Bob511> House is definitely not clean.
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[22:56] <autarch> this kind of has "pump up the volume" energy
[22:56] <Bob511> dvd+r?
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[22:57] <kayke> my name's jared I'm 19 and I never learned how to read
[22:57] <@Ampersand> are you a bad enough dude to murder some unsuspecting neighbors?
[22:57] <autarch> "and im a leo, and if you're interested call 1-800-555-FEAR"
[22:59] <@Ampersand> kyle is the frozen baloney
[22:59] <kayke> lol
[23:00] <kayke> I can't believe we lost kyle
[23:00] <kayke> good bye to yoooou, goodbye to everything that I kneeeew
[23:00] <besoin> the guy who wrote this screenplay also did hideaway, se7en, and 8MM
[23:01] <lefthemiscan> she's wearing her mourning jewelry
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[23:01] <kayke> her mourning clarissa explains it all cosplay
[23:01] <besoin> heh
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[23:02] <kayke> you killed kenny energy
[23:02] <besoin> he never does anything to trickster -- just raises his voice to him
[23:03] <@Ampersand> moose ends like kyle
[23:04] <kayke> weird relationship between these two
[23:05] <kayke> he's just mildly annoyed by the guy who keeps forcing him to murder
[23:05] <dvd-rw> woh Wired magazine
[23:06] <q9> u dont have to be rude
[23:08] <autarch> time?
[23:08] <kayke> too late
[23:08] <autarch> come on
[23:08] <@Ampersand> dig dig dig for your meal
[23:08] <autarch> time?
[23:08] <@Ampersand> kayke's lunch
[23:08] <dvd-rw> 55 30
[23:09] <autarch> ook, gimme 56
[23:09] <@Ampersand> 56:45
[23:09] <lefthemiscan> 56 45
[23:09] <@Ampersand> 57
[23:09] <dvd-rw> 57
[23:09] <autarch> thx
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[23:09] <dvd-rw> sorry cant see
[23:10] <q9> tricksters magic abilities are pretty modest but he excels on the sound fx
[23:10] <dvd-rw> "not more Primus, please"
[23:10] <kayke> frogbert
[23:11] <braindan> I'm about 2 years away from having Trickster's hairline
[23:11] <lefthemiscan> go for his entire hairstyle imo
[23:13] <lefthemiscan> paura lalmer's theme
[23:13] <dvd-rw> heh
[23:14] <dvd-rw> i think i missed the newspaper thing
[23:14] <braindan> all I know is its named the Mountie
[23:15] <braindan> which I'd like to know the backstory on
[23:15] <besoin> inadmissible, frank
[23:15] <q9> under investigation for multiple murders and yr leavin the doors unlocked huh
[23:16] <dvd-rw> not a very good spot for a meeting of undercover cops
[23:16] <dvd-rw> i guess theyre not technically
[23:16] <lefthemiscan> nice of those guys not to hang out at the strip club for the night and help out
[23:17] <autarch> ccoolonoscopy
[23:17] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:17] <besoin> why does everyone have aerosmith posters?
[23:18] <@Ampersand> 1994
[23:18] <q9> seems like the disc was unnecessary for this one
[23:18] <dvd-rw> oh whoops thought that was the main character's room
[23:19] <besoin> more boy blindness
[23:19] <q9> thank god for those piss-weak 90s flashlights
[23:19] <dvd-rw> wtf is he looking for clues of
[23:20] <q9> woof
[23:20] <besoin> yowza
[23:20] <kayke> uh oh
[23:20] <kayke> take the walkie
[23:21] <besoin> this darned dog again
[23:21] <lefthemiscan> knew that dog was a cop
[23:21] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:22] <besoin> i mean, he earned that one
[23:22] <autarch> yeah
[23:22] <kayke> why did he walk in pointing a gun?
[23:22] <lefthemiscan> all cops are brainscans
[23:23] <autarch> that's how we say hello in this country
[23:23] <kayke> he looks like a ghost from are you afraid of the dark in that all grey get up
[23:23] <q9> guess no-one cares about the guy who got hit with a brick shithouse huh
[23:24] <autarch> which one of you what?
[23:24] <dvd-rw> would like to tell his wife
[23:24] <autarch> oh
[23:25] <dvd-rw> having the same conversation that he had to terminator
[23:25] <kayke> be gay do crimes
[23:25] <q9> trickster has a pretty broad definition of witness
[23:25] <kayke> i mean, everyone witnessed somethin, amiright?
[23:26] <lefthemiscan> like lovers do
[23:26] <Bob511> "Is the crime lab sure about these blood results?"
[23:26] <q9> kid should prob talk to a lawyer instead of chillin w trickster any more
[23:27] <dvd-rw> i dont think i know what the half the plot is
[23:28] <kayke> he's being punished for liking horror movies by a video game demon I guess. and he's also a pervert
[23:28] <dvd-rw> but the witness thing
[23:28] <dvd-rw> and The Mountie
[23:29] <dvd-rw> and the giant pizza magnet
[23:29] <q9> dont think theres much more to it than kid easily persuaded to do murders
[23:29] <lefthemiscan> and where his dad is
[23:29] <besoin> the paper is called the mountie because the town is montview
[23:29] <lefthemiscan> isn't it the montie
[23:29] <dvd-rw> ya ya
[23:29] <dvd-rw> oh
[23:29] <q9> i think hes just killing people who might suspect him based on his erratic behavior
[23:30] <q9> no ones witnissed anything afaic
[23:30] <kayke> she saw him sneak back in to the house. don't know what kyle witnessed
[23:30] <lefthemiscan> kyle knew about the game at least
[23:30] <besoin> they didn't even show what happened to kyle, right?
[23:30] <q9> he just knows he got the disc i guess ya
[23:30] <q9> nah
[23:30] <besoin> he turned on the game and then there was blood on his mac & cheese
[23:31] <besoin> not very cinematic
[23:31] <kayke> poor sweet kyle who I miss: https://66.media.tumblr.com/6788e2228fe01e5d89e9b99c312db5e6/c5a21f047d74fa40-ed/s400x600/86f25cae6df74d11a3e893f2fc0d5f25e6efb576.png
[23:31] <q9> don't think watching someone walk into their house makes u a witness in the classical sense
[23:31] <dvd-rw> heh aerosmith
[23:31] <lefthemiscan> the set designer went to a sam goody and just panicked
[23:32] <besoin> furlong was in the living on the edge video
[23:32] <dvd-rw> haha
[23:32] <kayke> that's cheating
[23:32] <q9> im mommy
[23:32] <kayke> what?
[23:32] <autarch> "im trickster"
[23:33] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:33] <besoin> i'm donatella versace
[23:33] <autarch> lol
[23:33] <@Ampersand> versayce
[23:33] <q9> grappleguts are pretty good horror magic I guess
[23:33] <besoin> NOW she's a witness
[23:33] <q9> guess she's a heavy sleeper
[23:33] <kayke> clipping through the trickster automatically takes you to the end of the level
[23:33] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:34] <besoin> going to san dimas
[23:34] <dvd-rw> i hope aerosmith is closing credits
[23:34] <lefthemiscan> and a fetish is born
[23:34] <@Ampersand> please no grippy
[23:34] <kayke> omg, you have goosebumps dog eyes
[23:34] <besoin> this is dark clarissa now. sam has climbed in the window.
[23:34] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:34] <dvd-rw> hah
[23:34] <lefthemiscan> heh
[23:35] <q9> i actually find random murder is very attractive
[23:35] <besoin> "here's a glossy of your wang"
[23:36] <q9> acab, truly
[23:37] <@Ampersand> all cops are brainscanned
[23:37] <besoin> it was all a dream
[23:37] <autarch> oh jeez
[23:37] <@Ampersand> kayke informs me i stole a joke again
[23:37] <@Ampersand> whoopsies
[23:37] <autarch> booo
[23:37] <lefthemiscan> thank you, kayke
[23:37] <@Ampersand> i get distracted
[23:37] <kayke> gotta keep an eye out
[23:37] <besoin> suuurreeee
[23:38] <autarch> "so kimberley doesnt even like me?"
[23:38] <@Ampersand> "i didn't kill anybody. there's no trickster. i'm gonna go pool party"
[23:38] <kayke> trashing your own room will really show trickster
[23:38] <lefthemiscan> it was all a christopher pike novel
[23:39] <q9> bro. some of those tapes didnt even have american releases
[23:39] <dvd-rw> *puts on country*
[23:39] <@Ampersand> yeah, lhs, for real
[23:39] <@Ampersand> kiss kyle
[23:39] <besoin> kyle stole seth green's wardrobe from airborne
[23:40] <besoin> this was basically it's a wonderful life
[23:40] <q9> yeah dont change thats def your best plaid
[23:40] <besoin> "and you were there, kyle!"
[23:40] <autarch> haha
[23:40] <autarch> stacey rules
[23:40] <lefthemiscan> taylor G or taylor W?
[23:40] <kayke> kyle steeling a probably flat beer from a sleeping guy is good
[23:40] <kayke> *stealing
[23:40] <dvd-rw> haha
[23:41] <besoin> negged her
[23:41] <kayke> hahah
[23:42] <dvd-rw> credits
[23:42] <autarch> reekt
[23:42] <Bob511> "I think we should just stay voyeurs."
[23:42] <kayke> shakes magic 8 ball "I don't think so"
[23:42] <lefthemiscan> heh
[23:42] <autarch> "so youre tellin me theres a chance!!"
[23:42] <lefthemiscan> mixed messages, kim
[23:42] <autarch> srsly
[23:43] <besoin> he wants to watch steel magnolias
[23:43] <kayke> he learned nothing
[23:43] <q9> wtf
[23:44] <kayke> I mean, this makes me like trickster I guess
[23:44] <besoin> that was dumb
[23:44] <autarch> wtf
[23:44] <lefthemiscan> the student has become the principal
[23:44] <kayke> trickster did nothing wrong
[23:44] <autarch> why would he do that
[23:44] <q9> soo the principal took over the horror club?
[23:44] <besoin> yes, the dog, exactly
[23:44] <@Ampersand> never forget
[23:44] <besoin> but there was no foot, right?
[23:45] <Bob511> The one murder was real?
[23:45] <Bob511> I dunno how that works.
[23:45] <autarch> eepic
[23:45] <q9> thats how they get ya
[23:45] <autarch> so kimberley is a maybe and that's the big endiing
[23:45] <besoin> ZAK
[23:45] <lefthemiscan> i'm ready for step up to make perfect sense
[23:45] <q9> the "one murder is legal as long as u think it's a murder spree" loophole
[23:45] <autarch> we're watching step up?
[23:46] <@Ampersand> yeah
[23:46] <autarch> hell yeah
[23:46] <@Ampersand> step UP
[23:46] <braindan> step up 2morrow
[23:46] <q9> they KISSED authaarh
[23:46] <@Ampersand> step the hell UP
[23:46] <besoin> look at all these quebecers
[23:46] <q9> jeez
[23:46] <@Ampersand> ah, Sabin
[23:46] <@Ampersand> Hair by Sabin
[23:46] <q9> maybe it was a friendly kiss
[23:46] <besoin> friendly nudes
[23:46] <q9> friendly stalker photos
[23:46] <kayke> it was a peck
[23:46] <q9> still counts
[23:47] <autarch> friendy nudes
[23:47] <Bob511> Great Northern Brokerage Corp
[23:47] <autarch> did we ever figure out if theree is such a thing as friendly nudes?
[23:47] <lefthemiscan> of course there's not
[23:47] <kayke> there is
[23:47] <q9> yeah i dont think there was ever any debate on that
[23:47] <kayke> I'm debating
[23:48] <q9> well ok maybe but only in a context where that would be clearly established
[23:48] <kayke> I feel like there are scenarios
[23:48] <q9> u cant *lead* with a friendly nude
[23:48] <dvd-rw> horay
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This Tuesday,
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 16, 2020 6:37 pm

get ready. a little over two hours until we make the connection... one more time
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Jun 16, 2020 6:46 pm

oh damn thats a good one.
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Tonight's Feature Presentation:
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[22:14] <@Ampersand> 3
[22:14] <autarch> thanks for counting doown
[22:15] <@Ampersand> 2
[22:15] <@Ampersand> 1
[22:15] <@Ampersand> my pleasure
[22:15] <@Ampersand> your pain
[22:15] <besoin> that's miami alright
[22:15] <autarch> nice C.D. amp. one of your best.
[22:15] <Trebbers> ahahh
[22:15] <impdentist> this movie is so good
[22:15] <blacksugar> the somewhere district
[22:15] <impdentist> it's also important to remember that this is the only scene in the entire movie "miami connection" that takes place in miami
[22:15] <autarch> what is this
[22:16] <autarch> what's  happened so far?
[22:16] <blacksugar> its a miami conga line
[22:16] <Trebbers> A lan party for the ages
[22:16] <besoin> we should have all been wearing panama hats for this
[22:16] <Bob511> The rest takes place in Miami Beach?
[22:16] <impdentist> i mean i'm wearing one
[22:16] <blacksugar> this cast is already huge
[22:16] <impdentist> i think the rest takes place in orlando lol
[22:16] <donnamartin> lol my sound isn't working so i'm watching it with no sound currently
[22:16] <blacksugar> like the subtle music
[22:16] <besoin> you're missing out
[22:17] <donnamartin> iv'e seen it tho
[22:17] <autarch> fast crawlers
[22:17] <impdentist> the soundtrack for this is so dope
[22:17] <autarch> is tthis nam?
[22:17] <besoin> people don't wear enough silky jackets anymore
[22:17] <blacksugar> lol
[22:17] <lhs> vietnamiami
[22:17] <donnamartin> true, besoin
[22:17] <impdentist> "hey what the fuck is this stuff? this isn't ramen!!"
[22:17] <autarch> Ho Chi Miami
[22:17] <Bob511> Sugar smuggling.
[22:18] <donnamartin> i'm just giong to make up an alternate movie while watching this
[22:18] <Bob511> Pure Cuban cane.
[22:18] <autarch> lol bob
[22:18] <besoin> "why is there so much flavor powdering with this ramen?"
[22:18] <donnamartin> omg
[22:18] <Trebbers> woah
[22:18] <blacksugar> they're fighting over toilet paper
[22:18] <@Ampersand> fruit gusher head
[22:18] <donnamartin> watching this on silent is amazing
[22:18] <@Ampersand> lol
[22:18] <blacksugar> I bet it is!
[22:19] <donnamartin> watching nerds in business suits fire guns lol
[22:19] <blacksugar> heh
[22:19] <dan2> boy, these ninjas really want this coke
[22:19] <besoin> are these ninjas like a militia
[22:19] <blacksugar> they are a den
[22:19] <lhs> how is it ever cold enough for all these jackets
[22:19] <@Ampersand> they're a group of concerned citizens
[22:19] <Bob511> Man, it's been more than a decade since the last Tenchu?
[22:19] <donnamartin> FATALITY
[22:19] <autarch> how can they tell who's who without arrows poionting at the characters/
[22:19] <impdentist> oh a pipe, that'll do it
[22:19] <impdentist> whoa shirtless guy
[22:20] <besoin> i think the ninjas have it, boys
[22:20] <Bob511> :goofy yell:
[22:20] <dan2> RIP Johnny Armplates
[22:20] <Trebbers> coke flying everywhere
[22:20] <impdentist> bye miami
[22:20] <@Ampersand> the music in this scene is good. this needs a full soundtrack release
[22:20] <donnamartin> vroooooooom
[22:20] <besoin> wait, the ninjas were on motorcycles? not very stealthy
[22:20] <blacksugar> the fast and the curious
[22:20] <donnamartin> lol
[22:20] <lhs> glad that none of these ninjas need glasses
[22:20] <besoin> i get that
[22:20] <@Ampersand> "boss, i thought we were social distancing"
[22:20] <donnamartin> oh it's like the air force
[22:21] <donnamartin> you can't apply with bad vision
[22:21] <blacksugar> heh
[22:21] <blacksugar> "I can wear conta.." [slit]
[22:21] <impdentist> amazing title sequence
[22:21] <donnamartin> okay now i'm sad to not have sound
[22:21] <besoin> "steal all your cocaine"
[22:22] <autarch> fuck this rules
[22:22] <besoin> kind of revealing their secret identities
[22:22] <impdentist> whoa
[22:22] <besoin> "we're the ones...who stole the cocaine...at the factory...on tuesday"
[22:22] <Bob511> The Miami Interstate Junction
[22:22] <dan2> the fire seems like it would make blocks easier to break
[22:23] <besoin> this guy looks like a boarder
[22:23] <impdentist> oh yeah i forgot the bad guy is ellis from die hard but in sweats
[22:23] <Bob511> Orlando, Florida (big Coral Gables sign on the building)
[22:23] <Bob511> Like, is this "set" in Orlando but still shot in Miami?
[22:23] <blacksugar> I guess orlando connection didn't have the right pep
[22:23] <@Ampersand> "it's called Coke Zero"
[22:24] <blacksugar> central florida miami
[22:24] <besoin> dragon socks?
[22:24] <impdentist> this is such a banger
[22:24] <lhs> the coke connection was in miami anyway
[22:24] <donnamartin> can i get a time check
[22:24] <impdentist> oh not this one lol
[22:24] <impdentist> i do love songs about friendship though
[22:24] <besoin> 9:25
[22:24] <blacksugar> is that oates
[22:24] <@Ampersand> 9:30
[22:24] <besoin> damn, didn't realize the saved by the bell song was a cover
[22:24] <@Ampersand> 9:40
[22:24] <donnamartin> thx
[22:24] <blacksugar> with jackie chan on guitar
[22:24] <dan2> always prefered this to Against The Ninja but that's just me
[22:25] <@Ampersand> same
[22:25] <Bob511> Randy Newman and the Dragon Sound
[22:25] <donnamartin> i'm running a new file off my comptuer to provide sound to my tv
[22:25] <donnamartin> i basically dubbed it
[22:25] <impdentist> "she's dating the BASSIST!?"
[22:25] <autarch> friends for eternity honesty
[22:25] <blacksugar> man if my audio isn't exactly on, I can't come
[22:25] <autarch> loyalty
[22:25] <Bob511> Noosetie
[22:25] <impdentist> you can tell yk kim has played a guitar before
[22:25] <donnamartin> poor man's freddie mercury
[22:26] <donnamartin> i'm gonna do my run tomorrow to this song
[22:26] <@Ampersand> i love her 80s Linda Blair energy
[22:26] <besoin> these lyrics
[22:26] <blacksugar> this is really propulsive
[22:26] <besoin> are they ninjas or eagle scouts
[22:26] <donnamartin> why not both
[22:26] <besoin> true
[22:26] <donnamartin> i mean, not all ninjas are eagle scouts, but all eagle scouts are ninja
[22:27] <autarch> these lyrics are so good
[22:27] <lhs> this is one of the songs from the barbie and the rockers cassette
[22:27] <donnamartin> lol
[22:27] <impdentist> "to friendship!"
[22:27] <donnamartin> i fucking love this song
[22:27] <blacksugar> university of central florida nearish miami
[22:27] <donnamartin> this band would later reform as the zack attack
[22:27] <impdentist> not only are they bandmates, but they're classmates too
[22:27] <besoin> ucf 1987, tuition $19.80/semester
[22:27] <Bob511> The Miami Ethernet Connection
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[22:27] <@Ampersand> "here i have written a list of my favorite cereals"
[22:28] <autarch> UCF is in orlando though, right?
[22:28] <struttinshroom> COMPUTER CHESS (2013)
[22:28] <donnamartin> oh man i want cereal now
[22:28] <blacksugar> heh
[22:28] <dan2> "great circle"
[22:28] <besoin> here's erik joy
[22:28] <donnamartin> okay we need to discuss his shirt jacket
[22:28] <impdentist> man the first time we watched this i didn't even know who beto o'rourke was so i couldn't make a joke about this dude being him
[22:28] <donnamartin> lolol
[22:28] <Bob511> adsjald;j adjja;jkkad;f;adkkjdfajkkj;ff;dkjaBEEPklfjdadfjjdBEEP
[22:28] <@Ampersand> lol imp
[22:29] <struttinshroom> yeah i immediately thought beto
[22:29] <lhs> he's smuggling a computer in his polo
[22:29] <@Ampersand> "it's his beard"
[22:29] <impdentist> beto plays bass too doesn't he
[22:29] <kayke> he may be my brother but he's not my bro
[22:29] <besoin> he thinks he's at oxford
[22:29] <donnamartin> why didn't he already know this?
[22:29] <Trebbers> They look so uncomfortable
[22:29] <impdentist> who is that jacket made for
[22:29] <@Ampersand> a whole row of guys peeing
[22:29] <lhs> a stage magician, probably
[22:29] <besoin> bea arthur, imp
[22:30] <Trebbers> A 7' tall man
[22:30] <struttinshroom> "he's ted cruz and he wants to see you wrestle another dude"
[22:30] <impdentist> hahaha
[22:30] <donnamartin> lol
[22:30] <impdentist> my god the outfit
[22:30] <@Ampersand> stealing valor
[22:30] <donnamartin> you know he's bad by the way he parks
[22:30] <Trebbers> The shoes
[22:30] <Bob511> Here to protect the Jefferson Davis statue.
[22:30] <impdentist> sleeveless camo vest and pristine white sneaks
[22:30] <Trebbers> A FRIEND
[22:31] <besoin> people never duck in movies
[22:31] <@Ampersand> bullets can't pierce Jeff's brillo pad body armor
[22:31] <impdentist> i love when the friend gang rushes in fists up
[22:31] <donnamartin> RUFIOOOOOO
[22:31] <lhs> i want a dork with short sleeves and a long jacket
[22:31] <Bob511> Heh
[22:31] <besoin> is this guy supposed to seem dubbed
[22:31] <struttinshroom> heheh
[22:31] <donnamartin> all of these guys are 37
[22:31] <autarch> lool lhs
[22:32] <donnamartin> ahahah lhs
[22:32] <impdentist> holy cow
[22:32] <blacksugar> man they are acting
[22:32] <autarch> fuck
[22:32] <besoin> what kind of music does the man in the tan suit play
[22:32] <blacksugar> this escalated quickly
[22:32] <autarch> why are they fighting? what about friendship?
[22:32] <impdentist> oh wow the club owner is a ninja too??
[22:32] <struttinshroom> this is the exact argument they have in purple rain, in the exact same spot, on the exact same set
[22:32] <Trebbers> It's like they're arguing about a safe at 2nd call
[22:32] <blacksugar> ooh he gave him the shaolin finger
[22:33] <besoin> it really IS saved by the bell
[22:33] <autarch> music producers who know martial arts are deadly
[22:33] <Bob511> Oh, the side of the bay...in Orlando...
[22:33] <donnamartin> miami is one tough city
[22:33] <impdentist> this is a cut scene from a stylized indie game from like 2014
[22:33] <blacksugar> man I need some house ninjas
[22:33] <besoin> meanwhile at epcot
[22:33] <blacksugar> instead of cats
[22:33] <autarch> ninjas *shudders*
[22:34] <dan2> screw it, I'm joining a ninja commune as soon as quarantine is over
[22:34] <blacksugar> get rid of that band!
[22:34] <Bob511> Was that ninjas on the boardwalk shot lifted directly from Enter the Ninja?
[22:34] <impdentist> how is the house band interfering with this drug gang's control of orlando
[22:34] <@Ampersand> Pizza Hut cups
[22:34] <donnamartin> ah yes, the classic drug ninjas v. band ninjas tale
[22:34] <@Ampersand> blessed
[22:35] <besoin> gotta play friends forever
[22:35] <autarch> "im in heaven"
[22:35] <impdentist> fuck yeah
[22:35] <autarch> clap
[22:35] <donnamartin> this is the absolute pat benatar rip off
[22:35] <autarch> against the ninja
[22:35] <lhs> pat malatar
[22:35] <donnamartin> i love the matching tshirts
[22:35] <blacksugar> they're communicating with the people like that dj in the warriors
[22:35] <impdentist> it's interesting that they have a song that's all about events in the movie that have yet to happen
[22:35] <besoin> that's what i was thinking, lhs
[22:36] <besoin> sounds like the theme from billie jean
[22:36] <autarch> the shirts rule, yeah
[22:36] <dan2> gonna tell donna right now, no your sound is synced, these guys are just that bad at clapping
[22:36] <donnamartin> lol
[22:36] <autarch> these guys love being in a band
[22:36] <Bob511> Well, they are playing Prophet-600 keyboards, imp.
[22:36] <lhs> heh
[22:36] <blacksugar> I agree aut
[22:36] <besoin> wait, they're against ninjas?
[22:36] <dan2> the coke ninjas
[22:36] <besoin> i'm very confused about who the ninjas are
[22:36] <@Ampersand> ninjas are canceled
[22:36] <autarch> what are they saying?
[22:36] <blacksugar> lol amp
[22:36] <Trebbers> Great work, Jason
[22:36] <donnamartin> ninjas are the new milkshake duck
[22:36] <blacksugar> 45 brave
[22:37] <impdentist> really bad drummer too
[22:37] <besoin> i miss those puffy iron on letters
[22:37] <struttinshroom> taekwon taekwondo taekwondo
[22:37] <donnamartin> so much debbie gibson see through lace
[22:37] <kayke> i'm gonna be honest, I have not been paying attention at all-- but I hate her pajamas
[22:37] <autarch> they're playing the hell out of thoe guitars
[22:37] <struttinshroom> how are you gonna even up the score AND end the senseless killing. to me, this has not been explained adequately.
[22:37] <autarch> fuck yeah
[22:37] <donnamartin> kayke, worry less about the plot, more about the music
[22:38] <@Ampersand> https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1473717-dragon-sound-miami-connections-newest-house-band?utm_source=paid_search&utm_medium=ppc&utm_campaign=PLA&utm_content=tshirt-unisex&feed_sku=1473717D1V&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=AgencyWithin_Shopping_TopLevelTShirts&gclsrc=aw.ds&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIrcu7xeiH6gIV8IFaBR0lzwjpEAQYASABEgLsSvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
[22:38] <impdentist> actually a really good solo fuck it
[22:38] <autarch> thatt spin jump was so sick
[22:38] <struttinshroom> yeah that solo ripped
[22:38] <impdentist> i remember finding out that the guitarist is the only actually proficient musician in this
[22:38] <impdentist> and like he's actually a studio musician or something
[22:38] <blacksugar> damn they got beef now
[22:38] <autarch> amp, care to explain why the hell that shirt has sleeves?
[22:38] <dan2> I wonder if they have to change the lyrics on that when they play ninja cities
[22:38] <blacksugar> that was quite a dis track
[22:39] <kayke> the car has doors, fellas- use em
[22:39] <besoin> so did the coke ninjas drive to miami to steal those drugs?
[22:39] <blacksugar> this soundtrack is like some burial shit
[22:39] <blacksugar> as in, it's amazing
[22:39] <@Ampersand> yup!
[22:39] <dan2> is that Yakov Smirnov?
[22:39] <besoin> the battle of downtown disney
[22:39] <impdentist> accidentally turned into the capital hill autonomous zone
[22:39] <blacksugar> WACK LIVES MATTER
[22:40] <struttinshroom> closest thing we're gonna get to baseball in 2020 folks
[22:40] <donnamartin> remember in college when you were constantly caught between the jets and sharks?
[22:40] <donnamartin> or angry red sox fans?
[22:40] <impdentist> unless we do the warriors
[22:40] <besoin> love to spot a suzuki sidekick
[22:40] <donnamartin> should we remember that he lost his job?
[22:40] <autarch> why is he bragging about getting his ass kicked?
[22:40] <donnamartin> everyone is ...37
[22:41] <impdentist> he was in the previous house band i think?
[22:41] <@Ampersand> 37 going on 50
[22:41] <besoin> they can't get them out of the car
[22:41] <dan2> appreciating the jump to HD so I can make out the faces of some of these goons more clearly
[22:41] <impdentist> haha beto leans into it
[22:41] <autarch> dude in passenger  seat loving it
[22:41] <@Ampersand> have some crystal pepsi
[22:41] <impdentist> why do all these guys have like 5 second windups
[22:42] <kayke> are these guys ninjas?
[22:42] <donnamartin> why are they always in fight?
[22:42] <donnamartin> fights*
[22:42] <impdentist> they make a lot of enemies by playing anti-ninja songs
[22:42] <autarch> fuck that was a sick move
[22:42] <donnamartin> man, do bad gusy never learn to watch themselves at a corner?
[22:42] <blacksugar> hidden tiger rockin dragon
[22:42] <@Ampersand> honestly upset this soundtrack isn't on vinyl
[22:42] <autarch> you know for an anti-ninja band, they sure are good at martial arts
[22:42] <Bob511> American Ninja Warriors
[22:43] <impdentist> yeah this score is great
[22:43] <@Ampersand> big boy
[22:43] <besoin> take that, big boy
[22:43] <dan2> feel kind of bad for the big guy
[22:43] <kayke> cracked his nuts
[22:43] <besoin> take that, judd apatow
[22:43] <blacksugar> that is a tough rock band
[22:43] <donnamartin> oh okay it's over
[22:43] <blacksugar> like more than manowar
[22:43] <besoin> hope they get a new song out of this
[22:43] <kayke> no one wants to stop for wendy's after that
[22:43] <Trebbers> ahahahaah
[22:43] <Trebbers> "Hey guys...."
[22:44] <blacksugar> it's a letter from me
[22:44] <besoin> $180 rent split 7 ways
[22:44] <autarch> why is he being a dick
[22:44] <autarch> just give him the leetter
[22:44] <@Ampersand> this is the ultimate college apartment
[22:44] <blacksugar> lets all touch each other
[22:44] <dan2> Beto halfway to jumping up on the table
[22:44] <donnamartin> please, extend this scene with such fine acting
[22:44] <besoin> he's been drafted
[22:44] <@Ampersand> we are your best friends
[22:44] <impdentist> i love that there doesn't appear to actually be a script
[22:44] <Bob511> "They're not sending me a new belt."
[22:44] <kayke> what is this letter explain to your best friends
[22:45] <Trebbers> ARE YOU SURE
[22:45] <@Ampersand> so... much... valor
[22:45] <@Ampersand> orpans
[22:45] <autarch> whoa
[22:45] <autarch> all orphans?
[22:45] <donnamartin> yea you can only live in this house if you're an orphan
[22:45] <impdentist> they're all orphans that live together and are in a rock band together and go to the same school and do tae kwon do together
[22:45] <kayke> this is the orphanage
[22:45] <besoin> the legsweep boys
[22:46] <@Ampersand> well, you'll have to kill him if you still want to split rent five ways, dude
[22:46] <donnamartin> maybe write a song about
[22:46] <kayke> "so you still want to take the first shower oooorrrr....?
[22:46] <blacksugar> lol
[22:46] <autarch> alright
[22:46] <donnamartin> everyone's happy again
[22:46] <besoin> there it was, lhs
[22:46] <Bob511> The famous beaches of Orlando.
[22:46] <lhs> yep
[22:46] <blacksugar> that song again
[22:46] <@Ampersand> can we do Computer Beach Party as a Summer Classix????? pleeeeease?
[22:46] <impdentist> so what was the letter
[22:46] <lhs> the longest butts
[22:47] <autarch> these guys are friends
[22:47] <dan2> you do realize you run this, right amp?
[22:47] <Trebbers> Dui in a dune buggy
[22:47] <besoin> horny orphans
[22:47] <@Ampersand> O_O
[22:47] <@Ampersand> me?>>>
[22:47] <donnamartin> the 80s was hard on buns
[22:47] <autarch> these catcalls
[22:47] <@Ampersand> they don't make kaiser rolls like that anymore
[22:47] <blacksugar> things were different back then
[22:48] <impdentist> it's a good thing they decided to put this scene in the movie
[22:48] <struttinshroom> in the 80s, if you weren't a horny oprhan, you weren't anybody
[22:48] <autarch> tricycle boomerss
[22:48] <Bob511> Repent in the Raw
[22:48] <impdentist> what the fuck dude
[22:48] <besoin> jesus
[22:48] <@Ampersand> assho
[22:48] <kayke> owned by kimmi gibbler
[22:48] <@Ampersand> get oates
[22:48] <Trebbers> slap slap slap
[22:48] <besoin> sewing his wild oates
[22:48] <donnamartin> dude get up jesus
[22:48] <blacksugar> that was so awkward
[22:48] <impdentist> nice besoin
[22:48] <donnamartin> haul away them oates
[22:48] <besoin> *sowing
[22:48] <dan2> heh
[22:49] <Trebbers> so awkward
[22:49] <donnamartin> omg no stop that
[22:49] <Bob511> Love in the time of sea level rise.
[22:49] <kayke> salt water isn't good for chairs!
[22:49] <autarch> damn lool donna
[22:49] <besoin> i did like the shot of the sandpipers
[22:49] <besoin> something for everyone
[22:49] <kayke> is this bad boy gym for bad boys
[22:49] <donnamartin> is this a fetlife training facility?
[22:49] <dan2> that punching bag looked like it was filled with packing peanuts
[22:49] <besoin> denim dojo
[22:49] <lhs> the karate jeans collection at sears
[22:49] <donnamartin> omg that bandage
[22:49] <besoin> casey affleck here
[22:49] <donnamartin> they almost got the right shade of crayon
[22:50] <besoin> i've seen 3 o'clock high. this won't go well.
[22:50] <impdentist> what so he's just in the band for the love of the music
[22:51] <donnamartin> damn kids and their band
[22:51] <blacksugar> people are impressively deferential in this movie
[22:51] <autarch> this was written by an 11 year old
[22:51] <impdentist> all right here's the tae kwon do clinic portion of the movie
[22:51] <@Ampersand> autarch, you wrote this?
[22:51] <autarch> amp,
[22:51] <@Ampersand> <3
[22:51] <autarch> im older than you
[22:51] <impdentist> he's auditioning for street fighter
[22:52] <blacksugar> love those audio overdubs
[22:52] <@Ampersand> that is.... not true
[22:52] <autarch> yes it is
[22:52] <besoin> for all his skill his reach is about 3.5"
[22:52] <kayke> autarch is 29
[22:52] <@Ampersand> a baby
[22:52] <impdentist> why are they doing this outside a community college building
[22:52] <@Ampersand> lol
[22:52] <kayke> you mean dojo
[22:52] <donnamartin> they're majoring in ninja history
[22:53] <donnamartin> this is the internship semeseter
[22:53] <lhs> because the nudist church got shut down
[22:53] <besoin> it's a 1 credit class
[22:53] <impdentist> lolol
[22:53] <kayke> why
[22:53] <blacksugar> I like that fight technique of freeze and see what the other guy does
[22:53] <kayke> why would you punch his teeth
[22:53] <Trebbers> what
[22:53] <impdentist> hahaha the pile of boards and bricks
[22:53] <@Ampersand> the foot fist suck way
[22:53] <struttinshroom> "son, today we're going to learn about the mandible claw"
[22:53] <besoin> get in here, jeff hornacek
[22:53] <blacksugar> ah the ol stab-and-pause
[22:54] <kayke> lol
[22:54] <impdentist> oh fuck
[22:54] <kayke> no
[22:54] <@Ampersand> smell dat
[22:54] <Bob511> Next guy up is armed with a rake.
[22:54] <kayke> that's not a real move you can do
[22:54] <dan2> Beto beat by toe
[22:54] <besoin> i think we're going to get some credits from ucf if this scene goes any longer
[22:55] <@Ampersand> bros break boards
[22:55] <donnamartin> Beto boy was made for this
[22:55] <impdentist> this is such an amazing song idea
[22:55] <besoin> jack speaks!
[22:55] <kayke> I'm mad that I didn't stick with karate long enough to break a board
[22:55] <Trebbers> Love to help you write....that song
[22:55] <donnamartin> maybe he'll get on the cover of town and country and also claim credit for tae kawn do
[22:55] <@Ampersand> stupid f'n cocaine
[22:55] <lhs> starting to see why they're at community college
[22:56] <struttinshroom> 'have you considered writing a third song'
[22:56] <donnamartin> wait there's more than one gawky looking white dude?
[22:56] <donnamartin> i'm so confused
[22:56] <dan2> "nobody to lick my knuckles"
[22:56] <@Ampersand> kayke: "these are the ugliest orphans i've ever seen"
[22:56] <blacksugar> lol strut
[22:56] <besoin> a world tour
[22:56] <@Ampersand> a troll world tour
[22:56] <dan2> I swear this guy was in The Motors
[22:56] <donnamartin> amazing
[22:56] <blacksugar> lol
[22:57] <besoin> r-lind
[22:57] <kayke> new jersey
[22:57] <Trebbers> what the hell did he say
[22:57] <impdentist> he's from the appalachia region of israel
[22:57] <@Ampersand> lol
[22:57] <besoin> yowwww
[22:57] <impdentist> those shorts were a surprise
[22:57] <donnamartin> underwear or shorts?
[22:58] <besoin> gregory hanes
[22:58] <kayke> i never say this but, those shorts are too small
[22:58] <donnamartin> there are some aggressively tight pants and shorts
[22:58] <besoin> ahem: GREGORY HANES
[22:58] <impdentist> is this going to make them pay
[22:58] <impdentist> ok these are some great outfits
[22:59] <donnamartin> so many zippers
[22:59] <besoin> the mickey and minnie apron
[22:59] <blacksugar> these are such good friends
[22:59] <impdentist> amazing
[22:59] <@Ampersand> kiss the foot
[22:59] <kayke> it's about toes
[22:59] <blacksugar> they are so into foot-in-face
[22:59] <donnamartin> wow way to bring people into your foot fetish
[23:00] <impdentist> if i was at a show and the band started doing tae kwan do in the middle of a song i would lose my fuckin mind
[23:00] <lhs> more like taekwontoe
[23:00] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:00] <blacksugar> lhs
[23:00] <donnamartin> more like taekwondon't
[23:00] <besoin> lanko has bea arthur's blazer on again
[23:00] <impdentist> combination gym and torture chamber
[23:00] <blacksugar> this movie has been surprisingly unhorny
[23:00] <donnamartin> she's wearing her i mean business heels
[23:01] <blacksugar> I'm old enough. I'm 37 for gods sake
[23:01] <@Ampersand> second rate??
[23:01] <besoin> who should she go out with?
[23:01] <donnamartin> yeah he's fourth rate
[23:02] <donnamartin> lol bs
[23:02] <kayke> lots of mickey mouse clothing in this
[23:02] <struttinshroom> ah finally time for the Miami Report
[23:02] <blacksugar> still got his slurpee-spill bandage on
[23:03] <@Ampersand> this is a Surf Nazis Must Die-level score
[23:03] <blacksugar> his leg looks broken
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[23:03] <blacksugar> how is this soundtrack so good??
[23:03] <struttinshroom> LE HAVRE (2011)
[23:03] <kayke> time to fight a car
[23:03] <donnamartin> maybe don't drive your convertable to a pipe fight
[23:03] <besoin> why are they driving back there
[23:04] <donnamartin> RIP car
[23:04] <donnamartin> that guy's bandage....
[23:04] <blacksugar> 3 against.. a lot
[23:04] <donnamartin> he should seek a doctor
[23:04] <@Ampersand> big guy down
[23:04] <impdentist> i like that beto wore his fighting gloves
[23:05] <impdentist> that's the international signal for "only one of you can fight me at a time"
[23:05] <donnamartin> are there two betos?
[23:05] <impdentist> there's beto and the off-brand beto who's terrible at acting and drumming
[23:05] <@Ampersand> yuh YUH
[23:05] <donnamartin> there's a beto good at acting?
[23:05] <impdentist> i mean relatively
[23:05] <dan2> I just hope they don't have to fight Skimbleshanks while they're out here
[23:05] <impdentist> oh here's this guy
[23:05] <blacksugar> wut
[23:05] <kayke> the one thug scurrying into the bush is killing me
[23:05] <besoin> the youtuber with the blue hair is down
[23:06] <Bob511> Aha
[23:06] <impdentist> is "fighting" technically illegal
[23:06] <donnamartin> this guy is afriad of the cops?
[23:06] <dan2> that's as close as I'll come to seeing Kid Rock get roundhoused, so I'll take it
[23:06] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:06] <donnamartin> lol
[23:06] <besoin> how many tan bmw 530s can there be
[23:06] <struttinshroom> ... 6?
[23:07] <blacksugar> stop and look for evidence of a fist fight
[23:07] <impdentist> "that's true"
[23:07] <besoin> spoiler alert: they didn't
[23:07] <kayke> classic central floridian accent
[23:07] <@Ampersand> we've gotta get them to .... Northern Florida
[23:07] <donnamartin> welp, mission accomplished
[23:07] <impdentist> oh yeah i forgot they also have biker allies
[23:07] <struttinshroom> LIVE from mike tyson's punchout
[23:07] <@Ampersand> here come Satan's Sadists
[23:07] <blacksugar> jacksonville connection
[23:07] <impdentist> oh my god the song
[23:07] <besoin> no I'M a tough guy
[23:07] <impdentist> haha bs
[23:08] <blacksugar> naples junction
[23:08] <blacksugar> west palm beach stopover
[23:08] <kayke> boopies
[23:08] <besoin> lord
[23:08] <donnamartin> oh okay then
[23:08] <@Ampersand> tough titty
[23:09] <donnamartin> i've seen this movie three or four times but i think i only follow 12% of the plot
[23:09] <donnamartin> hmmmm
[23:09] <impdentist> i don't think there's much to follow
[23:10] <struttinshroom> ah yes, love when the ninjas congregate at the VFW
[23:10] <autarch> these guys all have the same 3 interesting facts: orphan, in a band, love taekwondo
[23:10] <@Ampersand> tough guy hat
[23:10] <blacksugar> you have to admire the fact that the bodies they objectify aren't the typical image of the hot bod
[23:10] <impdentist> wow so guys are 1 for 2 in getting kisses from strangers just by asking them in this movie
[23:10] <besoin> colorado outward bound school
[23:10] <@Ampersand> corduroy
[23:10] <donnamartin> i like how they like to portray pat benatar's brother as scarface but also...this?
[23:11] <impdentist> they're all up doing their reading with all the lights off
[23:11] <besoin> beto studying for the bar
[23:12] <@Ampersand> he's calling it "Against the Polio"
[23:12] <autarch> the amount of raw dudage in this house is astounding
[23:12] <blacksugar> this is basically early guns'n'roses with shorter hair
[23:12] <@Ampersand> empty envelopes
[23:12] <donnamartin> beto is blindingly white
[23:13] <lhs> "we used to make friends in this country"
[23:13] <@Ampersand> UCB
[23:13] <besoin> school colors at
[23:13] <donnamartin> omg
[23:13] <blacksugar> rockers do not tuck in their t-shirts
[23:13] <besoin> *day
[23:13] <kayke> their dad goes to school with them?
[23:13] <impdentist> it's school spirit week
[23:13] <@Ampersand> it's maud night
[23:13] <besoin> another shitflick volvo
[23:13] <impdentist> they're about to get beat up by this tim and eric sketch
[23:13] <blacksugar> heh
[23:13] <donnamartin> thank god their classes are ll at the same time
[23:14] <blacksugar> they drove 100 feet
[23:14] <besoin> the care bear with the beer
[23:14] <@Ampersand> Derek Roberts
[23:14] <besoin> isn't oates also a black belt?
[23:15] <blacksugar> "we need him to play guitar in our band"
[23:15] <autarch> the camraderie in this film exceeds even that of knights oof the city
[23:15] <blacksugar> "hall can't save you now"
[23:15] <besoin> his rope belt
[23:15] <donnamartin> i want to break freeeeee
[23:15] <impdentist> wtf
[23:15] <@Ampersand> maybe we should Classix Knight Riders. that's the ultimate friend movie
[23:15] <dan2> Wall Haulter Pauser
[23:15] <besoin> that victoria's secret hat traveled through time
[23:16] <impdentist> he hasn't seen anyone since 1962?
[23:16] <blacksugar> they are all such good friends
[23:16] <dan2> it would give me a chance to watch my arrow blu amp
[23:16] <donnamartin> working girl here means business
[23:16] <kayke> these knuckle heads
[23:16] <dan2> but it's also like 3 1/2 hours long
[23:16] <struttinshroom> knight riders is sadism on a heretofore unappreciated scale
[23:16] <@Ampersand> Knight Riders: the movie for no one
[23:16] <blacksugar> coors light
[23:16] <blacksugar> family
[23:16] <besoin> dragon butt
[23:17] <dan2> there's almost less plot in Knight Riders than in this
[23:17] <impdentist> this looks like a party
[23:17] <dan2> but at twice the length
[23:17] <@Ampersand> Kill Em All
[23:17] <impdentist> feel like we missed some scenes here
[23:17] <@Ampersand> god this soundtrack
[23:17] <autarch> is this the same location as the final scene of knights of the city?
[23:17] <blacksugar> kill steve albini
[23:18] <autarch> that's my favorite wesley willis soong
[23:18] <@Ampersand> shiiiit Knights of the City was a Florida-filmed feature
[23:18] <@Ampersand> so, maybe??
[23:18] <blacksugar> white bread ninjas unite!
[23:18] <autarch> they're the same movie
[23:19] <besoin> ouch
[23:19] <impdentist> oh wow
[23:19] <autarch> ahaa
[23:19] <@Ampersand> yowza
[23:19] <kayke> oh no
[23:19] <blacksugar> this is the freebird solo
[23:19] <@Ampersand> Crop O'Top
[23:19] <dan2> wow, look at those coke silos in teh background
[23:19] <Bob511> Shit, there goes their location deposit.
[23:20] <struttinshroom> my neck. mi ami. this soundtrack needs a grammy.
[23:20] <blacksugar> I think this is basically pantera's origin story
[23:20] <besoin> not today, donkey kong
[23:20] <Bob511> Ha
[23:20] <donnamartin> boy college was much more dangerous than i remember
[23:20] <impdentist> feel like hiding in that barrel is more of a liability than an advantage
[23:20] <donnamartin> lol besoin
[23:21] <donnamartin> was that ... siding?
[23:21] <blacksugar> this rock band has a few weak links
[23:21] <besoin> refreshing lack of gun violence in this at least
[23:21] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:21] <donnamartin> very macguyver esque
[23:21] <blacksugar> its like the houston rockets and the korean guy is james harden
[23:22] <besoin> welp
[23:22] <donnamartin> hahahahaha
[23:22] <impdentist> damn he must have fallen like 15 feet
[23:22] <blacksugar> death by shame
[23:22] <donnamartin> oh man you killed your gf's bro. awkward
[23:22] <besoin> that one ninja was wearing one navy sock
[23:22] <impdentist> his brother?
[23:22] <@Ampersand> killed by an indie band
[23:23] <blacksugar> they were brothers?
[23:23] <dan2> Jeff's Deff
[23:23] <blacksugar> must be an adoption thing
[23:23] <autarch> terrorist monkey bar training
[23:23] <impdentist> lotta orphans in this
[23:23] <kayke> this looks like fun
[23:23] <besoin> so this is where al qaeda learned their technique
[23:23] <blacksugar> ninja montage
[23:23] <autarch> mighty orphan power rangers
[23:23] <kayke> I want to be a miami ninja
[23:23] <impdentist> this dude loves walking around with his pants undone
[23:24] <impdentist> ok autarch that is solid
[23:24] <struttinshroom> god damn it another fuckin package from nook miles
[23:24] <kayke> pants undone, carrying towel
[23:24] <@Ampersand> holy shit the guy who did the score actually did do Surf Nazis Must Die.
[23:24] <@Ampersand> bless my ear
[23:24] <autarch> this dude is me
[23:24] <autarch> oh my GOOOD1
[23:24] <impdentist> so wholesome
[23:24] <besoin> everyone's totally fine
[23:24] <blacksugar> tom just out of the shower
[23:24] <donnamartin> wait when did freddy mercury come back?
[23:25] <donnamartin> i thought he got kidnapped
[23:25] <blacksugar> actually they're all out of the shower
[23:25] <kayke> put on any clothes please
[23:25] <autarch> theey saved him
[23:25] <donnamartin> .......
[23:25] <besoin> they're removing him from the house
[23:25] <Bob511> "He just needs me to take a $10,000 deposit, and write him a $5,000 check, and he says he'll come meet me right away."
[23:25] <autarch> omg
[23:25] <besoin> no non-orphans allowed
[23:25] <donnamartin> woah beto has jacket choices
[23:25] <blacksugar> I feel so lonely watching this
[23:25] <blacksugar> I want friends like this
[23:26] <besoin> a biker ninja coke gang kidnaps me and i have zero black belt buddies to rescue me
[23:26] <donnamartin> did they coordinate outfits for pictures?
[23:26] <dan2> yeah, why can't I have 4 shirtless buds who live at my house
[23:26] <@Ampersand> i'm sorry i broke up the band
[23:26] <donnamartin> i'm sorry i killed your brother
[23:26] <@Ampersand> we love jim
[23:26] <besoin> her hair looks like pure chow chow
[23:26] <autarch> oh man
[23:26] <autarch> that kiss
[23:26] <donnamartin> and also how will you pay for school?
[23:26] <donnamartin> no no no no no
[23:26] <kayke> jim loved it
[23:26] <struttinshroom> bet-oh
[23:26] <blacksugar> where are they going?
[23:26] <impdentist> they just stopped by to show them what jim looks like in a suit
[23:27] <blacksugar> is it a honeymoon drive, with a third?
[23:27] <autarch> i love their friendship
[23:27] <besoin> yuh oh
[23:27] <blacksugar> me too aut
[23:27] <blacksugar> I can't get over it
[23:27] <@Ampersand> friends for eternity
[23:27] <autarch> they're the best friends ever
[23:27] <@Ampersand> oh darn ninjas
[23:27] <impdentist> just plow through them
[23:28] <autarch> just run them over
[23:28] <blacksugar> I keep saying out loud to my gf, look at those happy friends
[23:28] <@Ampersand> lol
[23:28] <Bob511> Sturgis Ninjas
[23:28] <besoin> is jim going to die
[23:28] <blacksugar> she's watching some subtitle 50s movie while I scorn her for not watching this
[23:28] <dan2> Shinobis of Anarchy
[23:28] <Bob511> Heh
[23:28] <@Ampersand> lol bs
[23:28] <impdentist> oh no!!
[23:28] <besoin> aghhhhh jiimmmmmm
[23:28] <autarch> nooooo
[23:28] <autarch> fuck
[23:28] <autarch> jim
[23:28] <donnamartin> oh no his suit
[23:28] <lhs> aaaaaa my shirt
[23:28] <kayke> jim!!
[23:29] <@Ampersand> he never met his father
[23:29] <blacksugar> jim, from the orifice
[23:29] <autarch> lol
[23:29] <dan2> heh
[23:29] <Bob511> Can his dad join the gang now?
[23:29] <besoin> jesus beto is wearing the half shirt under his blazer
[23:29] <donnamartin> is he wearing a crop top with that suit jacket?
[23:29] <@Ampersand> "jim, you can fake it"
[23:29] <lhs> his dad just got reverse-orphaned
[23:29] <kayke> getting jim wet will help probably
[23:29] <donnamartin> oh great get it infected
[23:29] <besoin> leaving him for the gators
[23:29] <autarch> keep the wound moist
[23:30] <blacksugar> "jim" was the 80s version of "walt"
[23:30] <besoin> haha
[23:30] <donnamartin> gif
[23:30] <@Ampersand> jim blends in with the trees
[23:30] <dan2> The Florida Ever-blades
[23:30] <impdentist> jesus beto
[23:30] <autarch> omg beto
[23:30] <autarch> the bloodlust
[23:30] <lhs> heh dan
[23:30] <besoin> finally fighting like it matters
[23:30] <kayke>  i can't tell if he has a crop top on or if he's just too tall for clothes
[23:30] <@Ampersand> Beto O'Rawr
[23:30] <donnamartin> lol besoin
[23:30] <autarch> lol dan
[23:30] <autarch> that was a minor league hockey team, actually
[23:30] <impdentist> i think it's just a polo that's too small for him
[23:30] <dan2> cool
[23:31] <besoin> man
[23:31] <blacksugar> KILL HIM MICHAEL PHELPS
[23:31] <impdentist> oh my god
[23:31] <autarch> i had an everblades jersey
[23:31] <donnamartin> oh fuck the jacket
[23:31] <besoin> our heroes
[23:31] <@Ampersand> hate the ninjaaaaa
[23:31] <besoin> ooh la la
[23:31] <kayke> and now it's gone
[23:31] <donnamartin> ahahaha
[23:31] <impdentist> it's ok he can still make two normal sized jackets out of it
[23:31] <struttinshroom> pictured: Beto O'Rourke, Bernie Sanders' presidential chances after Super Tuesday
[23:31] <blacksugar> this is what it takes to make it in the music business these days
[23:32] <donnamartin> mabye against the ninja is a song they wrote about this fight
[23:32] <impdentist> well they're not stopping the senseless killing, that's for sure
[23:32] <donnamartin> so many gifs
[23:33] <@Ampersand> Jim McCallum did the scores for this, Surf Nazis Must Die, and Soultaker
[23:33] <@Ampersand> what a career
[23:33] <donnamartin> ostensibly these guys are like, 21
[23:33] <impdentist> oh wow
[23:33] <besoin> wait, what
[23:33] <autarch> omfg
[23:33] <@Ampersand> "not... everybody"
[23:33] <blacksugar> I wish I could remember the gi joe character that looks like that guy
[23:33] <autarch> glad he's wearing a covid mask though
[23:33] <blacksugar> white shadow?
[23:33] <besoin> you do gotta just laugh in these circumstances
[23:33] <@Ampersand> stormshadow
[23:34] <blacksugar> thank you
[23:34] <blacksugar> those gi joe movies are really underrated
[23:34] <@Ampersand> we watched the first one
[23:34] <besoin> is the white ninja suddenly white
[23:34] <blacksugar> they're both legit good
[23:34] <dan2> there's still a Snakeeyes solo movie coming I think
[23:34] <donnamartin> looks like he's fighting someone from the CDC
[23:35] <blacksugar> lol
[23:35] <besoin> wait until the cartels hear about this
[23:35] <blacksugar> still loling
[23:36] <dan2> I really hope that this was filmed in a park I can visit someday
[23:36] <@Ampersand> is that the unibrow guy?
[23:36] <donnamartin> lol dan
[23:36] <besoin> i thought so earlier, amp
[23:36] <blacksugar> donna, told louise and now she
[23:36] <@Ampersand> friend montage
[23:36] <blacksugar> is loling
[23:36] <besoin> jim's tie
[23:36] <Bob511> https://www.orlando.gov/Parks-the-Environment/Directory/Dickson-Azalea-Park
[23:36] <@Ampersand> "Jim.... you never even got to the office"
[23:36] <struttinshroom> lmao
[23:37] <dan2> oh nice bob
[23:37] <besoin> now for the real abuse
[23:37] <autarch> gi joe rise of cobra was one of the craziest things we've watched
[23:37] <blacksugar> LOL amp
[23:37] <autarch> nice
[23:37] <impdentist> amazing walk-on by jim's dad here
[23:37] <@Ampersand> "but he didn't need it"
[23:37] <donnamartin> omg his dad is there?
[23:37] <besoin> ben carson is jim's dad
[23:37] <autarch> so the corpse will look good
[23:37] <struttinshroom> TWIST: this is the first scene of stalked by my doctor 5
[23:37] <lhs> lost a lot of blood and a new tie
[23:37] <dan2> Gifted Hands (for killing ninja)
[23:37] <blacksugar> and dr. larry david
[23:37] <donnamartin> omg his dad looks like when you friend in 3rd grade gets assigned old man in the school play
[23:37] <kayke> lol
[23:37] <@Ampersand> i'd be down for the 2nd GI Joe
[23:37] <autarch> mark aged 20 years since the last scene
[23:37] <dan2> go for it
[23:38] <blacksugar> amp, I will be there for that
[23:38] <kayke> jim!
[23:38] <besoin> jim is totally fine
[23:38] <autarch> a 4 dude salute
[23:38] <struttinshroom> "so just FYI, you son almost died fighting ninjas"
[23:38] <@Ampersand> consider it on the schedule, then
[23:38] <besoin> the guys back at the house have no idea about any of this
[23:38] <donnamartin> jim your dad is 37
[23:38] <autarch> this rules
[23:38] <dan2> Jim's got about 500 leeches still inside his chest cavity
[23:38] <besoin> yeah, there's no one left
[23:38] <@Ampersand> Jim's Dad and Jim is like the age difference between autarch and I
[23:39] <autarch> the dad's speech was so good
[23:39] <donnamartin> can we disucss phelps' shirt?
[23:39] <impdentist> all-time closing title
[23:39] <besoin> [pablo escobar gets a phone call about dragon sound]
[23:39] <blacksugar> wait
[23:39] <autarch> (i'm the dad)
[23:39] <blacksugar> it's over?
[23:39] <dan2> yessssssssssss
[23:39] <donnamartin> oh yes this part
[23:39] <autarch> omg this song
[23:39] <impdentist> oh man this song
[23:40] <impdentist> amazing character names
[23:40] <besoin> mark, john, jack, jim, and tom
[23:40] <blacksugar> yeah
[23:40] <blacksugar> loved that
[23:40] <@Ampersand> Jeff's Gangmembers
[23:40] <struttinshroom> john. jack. jim. jane. jeff. First Ninja.
[23:40] <blacksugar> this was great
[23:40] <@Ampersand> crazy dave
[23:40] <blacksugar> crazy dave
[23:40] <impdentist> and crazy legs
[23:40] <blacksugar> lol
[23:40] <@Ampersand> the yin and yang
[23:40] <autarch> so good
[23:40] <besoin> this was really pretty competent
[23:40] <donnamartin> i love this movie
[23:40] <dan2> I hope the catering is done by "Crazy Tongue"
[23:40] <donnamartin> i will die for this movie
[23:41] <impdentist> they go by crazy d and crazy l to keep them straight
[23:41] <blacksugar> I mean there were things to admire
[23:41] <donnamartin> tae kwon doe family
[23:41] <Bob511> They have a guy named Hartzog, and they go with Lloyd Richards Band
[23:41] <kayke> i wonder if they ever got to go to ireland
[23:41] <besoin> so oates and the woman wrote all the songs
[23:41] <autarch> this track legit rules
[23:41] <struttinshroom> Rosie O'Grady's GoodTime Emporium
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Postby Gotham » Mon Jun 22, 2020 2:43 pm

Wow. This is incredible news.

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Postby Jeremy » Tue Jun 23, 2020 2:16 pm

Holiday in Quebec tomorrow so I'm going to see if my shit connection can download this in time.
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 23, 2020 5:44 pm

Jeremy wrote:Holiday in Quebec tomorrow so I'm going to see if my shit connection can download this in time.


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Postby dan » Tue Jun 23, 2020 6:14 pm

Jeremy wrote:Holiday in Quebec tomorrow so I'm going to see if my shit connection can download this in time.


happy Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day
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