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Postby Milk » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:59 am

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"Dollman is a 1991 science fiction action film directed by Albert Pyun and starring Tim Thomerson as the space cop Brick Bardo, also known as "Dollman"; he is only 13 inches tall. Bardo is equipped with his "Kruger Blaster", which is the most powerful handgun in the universe. The film also stars Jackie Earle Haley as Bardo's human enemy, Braxton Red."


You think this is gonna be good but it's one of those b-movie that had a concept they actually could not afford to shoot.



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Same production company, this was supposed to be Doctor Strange but the option expired so they decided to just change things a little(a lot i guess) and still make that movie. Even more underwhelming than Dollman, absolute nothing happens, there is one "fight" scene in the movie, at the end, and it's over in like 15 seconds and then the baddie is dead and you're like... What the fuck did i just watch?
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Postby theta » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:43 am

milk if you at least appreciated what albert pyun was trying for you should check out nemesis, his best film imo which is legitimately excellent
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Postby neuartillery » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:53 am

goldmatt wrote:Nothing But Trouble was on HBO a lot back in the early 90s. Most of the Movies I've Inexplicably Seen a Bunch of Times were HBO staples at one point.


Yeah that's exactly why I watched it so much.
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Postby Denise » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:57 am

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The movie is terrible but mostly I couldn't stop calling it panty pull
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Postby aububs » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:33 am

pontypool is really good
no buddy not really
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:29 am

neuartillery wrote:
goldmatt wrote:Nothing But Trouble was on HBO a lot back in the early 90s. Most of the Movies I've Inexplicably Seen a Bunch of Times were HBO staples at one point.


Yeah that's exactly why I watched it so much.

I, too, saw this because of HBO
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:31 am

I actually paid money to see Goodbye Lover when it came out, one of seemingly 20 total people who did so
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:37 am

I watched Game 6 because DeLillo wrote the screenplay. I didn't think much of the movie but Keaton was good at delivering DeLillo's dialogue.
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Postby goofjan » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:39 am

Eyeball Kid wrote:I watched Game 6 because DeLillo wrote the screenplay. I didn't think much of the movie but Keaton was good at delivering DeLillo's dialogue.

oh wow I didnt even realize DeLillo wrote it. I saw it at a film festival buyers' screening. because I was a student I was instructed by the program I was with NEVER to walk out of a buyers' screening no matter how bad the movie is because the film's producers would get really mad at the program and be like, "Why are your students walking out of our movies and ruining our sales?"

anyway, I mention that just because I hated that movie so so much but was trapped for that reason and could not leave.
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Postby Kenny » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:45 am

JCVD movies I've seen:

1984 Breakin'
1988 Bloodsport
1988 Black Eagle
1989 Cyborg
1989 Kickboxer
1990 Death Warrant
1990 Lionheart
1991 Double Impact
1992 Universal Soldier
1994 Timecop
1994 Street Fighter
1995 Sudden Death
1996 The Quest
1997 Double Team
1998 Legionnaire
2008 JCVD

I've also seen Bloodsport 2, 3 and 4
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Postby Riverchrist » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:46 am



Made by a group of young independent film lovers, the movie turned out to be considered by many as one of the most successful hip-hop beach movies.


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The main dude is funny but the "best friend" is insanely cruel to him. Why are they friends?? It troubled me.
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Postby blurst of times » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:48 am

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i watched this in high school for some reason
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Postby Canadian Todd (for Canadians) » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:00 am

neuartillery wrote:I thought of making a somewhat similar thread, Movies You've Inexplicably Seen a Bunch of Times, the OP of which would be

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Straight up texas chainsaw massacre remade with SNL alumni. Fucking all time movie.
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Postby Kenny » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:03 am

What does someone like Steve Oedekerk do for a living after having made a movie like Kung Pow Enter the Fist? Like did it just make enough money that working on an episode of a TV show every couple of years is enough? I always think about that sort of thing, the long tail of a life of a moderately successful artist
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Postby Canadian Todd (for Canadians) » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:06 am

aububs wrote:pontypool is really good


yeh it's rad.
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Postby Canadian Todd (for Canadians) » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:13 am

Not only have I seen Blast (1997) - a super low-budget, direct to video Die Hard clone that fucking sucks staring Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat and Rutger Hauer - but own it on blu ray.

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Postby pantsoclock » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:22 am

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my partner showed me this because it was a big part of her childhood. it frankly upset me.
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Postby gambra » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:52 am

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my partner showed me this because it was a big part of her childhood. it frankly upset me.


When Michael reveals to him his concoction, Connie decides to apply some to his pubic area, in an attempt to create the illusion that he's going through puberty. Connie soon discovers that the joke is on him. Pretty soon, Michael and Connie's hair grows to such lengths that it has become a nuisance for the school and their classmates, resulting in their suspensions. While Michael frantically searches for a solution, Connie discovers that the hair will stop growing by yelling at it.

The art teacher at Michael's school, simply called the Signor, frightens children and forbids them from using their imagination. After getting fired from the school, the Signor finds out about Michael's condition and kidnaps him (and many other neighborhood children) to make magic paint brushes from Michael's ever-growing hair, in which he subdues Michael with a knockout drug. The kidnapped children are put to work under tough conditions. "We have to make 500 brushes a day, or we don't eat!" The paintbrushes are so powerful that they paint whatever their user imagines without need for detail or neatness.


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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:55 am

The Peanut Butter Solution is brought up a lot whenever there's "Movies That Traumatized You As a Child" talk. I never saw it, and a part of me regrets that I am now too old to be traumatized.
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Postby Kenny » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:55 am

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Kenny wrote:What does someone like Steve Oedekerk do for a living after having made a movie like Kung Pow Enter the Fist? Like did it just make enough money that working on an episode of a TV show every couple of years is enough? I always think about that sort of thing, the long tail of a life of a moderately successful artist


I think "moderately successful" seems kind of generous here.

Yeah, definitely, but he's definitely the level I'm curious about. People have heard of him. I have a soft spot in my heart for that movie, but like it can't have made him rich so what's he doing

Or did it make him rich?
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Postby blurst of times » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:07 pm

wikipedia says kung pow earned $17 million on a $10 million budget and is considered a "cult film" despite an 11% fresh RT rating

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