movies you somehow have seen

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
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Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby jack » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:31 pm

he created jimmy neutron: boy genius which made a lot of money and became a tv series that also made a lot of money. he's rich.
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Postby fester » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:44 pm

I saw Nothing But Trouble in the theater multiple times. I loved it because Digital Underground was in it.
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Postby wintergreen » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:53 pm

sure, you've seen the peanut butter solution, but have you seen tommy tricker and the stamp traveller, which was also directed by michael rubbo:



it somehow features a young rufus wainwright:

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Postby wintergreen » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:53 pm

rubbo also did vincent and me, which i would like to see:

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Postby theta » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:42 pm

Kenny wrote:JCVD movies I've seen:

1984 Breakin'
1988 Bloodsport
1988 Black Eagle
1989 Cyborg
1989 Kickboxer
1990 Death Warrant
1990 Lionheart
1991 Double Impact
1992 Universal Soldier
1994 Timecop
1994 Street Fighter
1995 Sudden Death
1996 The Quest
1997 Double Team
1998 Legionnaire
2008 JCVD

I've also seen Bloodsport 2, 3 and 4


you should watch hard target
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Postby marble » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:48 pm

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caught this on TV at 3 in the morning 2004ish with a buddy and we thought it was hilarious. particularly michael morirarty's line delivery throughout the entire film. if anyone has a digital copy of this could they please hook me up? i've been looking for years.
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Postby theta » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:50 pm

Dad: The Boarder wrote:Multiple times...
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it really bums me out that neither this nor nightdreams approaches the perfection of cafe flesh
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Postby Canadian Todd (for Canadians) » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:59 pm

theta wrote:
Kenny wrote:JCVD movies I've seen:

1984 Breakin'
1988 Bloodsport
1988 Black Eagle
1989 Cyborg
1989 Kickboxer
1990 Death Warrant
1990 Lionheart
1991 Double Impact
1992 Universal Soldier
1994 Timecop
1994 Street Fighter
1995 Sudden Death
1996 The Quest
1997 Double Team
1998 Legionnaire
2008 JCVD

I've also seen Bloodsport 2, 3 and 4


you should watch hard target


Also, universal soldier regeneration and universal soldier day of reckoning. His heel run in Expendables 2 is fun. Have a soft spot for In Hell. I've seen all of these movies save for the quest. Ilu JCVD
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Postby wintergreen » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:01 pm



this kid's mom dies suddenly, and his friends convince him that french orphanages are wall-to-wall knife fights, so they bury his mother in an old grandfather clock and don't tell anyone.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:14 pm

Posted these in another thread earlier today, but only now thought about how it fits this thread:

Eyeball Kid wrote:Most people associate Brandon Lee with The Crow, but to me he'll always be the sidekick to Dolph Lundgren in the 1991 actioner Showdown in Little Tokyo, a film that required a scene in which Lee compliments the size of Lundgren's penis.


Eyeball Kid wrote:Johnny Murata: Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.

Chris Kenner: [nods] Thanks. I don't know what to say.

Johnny Murata: How about "Don't get killed"?

Chris Kenner: Don't get killed.

Johnny Murata: You too.

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Postby Kenny » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:18 pm

Canadian Todd (for Canadians) wrote:
theta wrote:
Kenny wrote:JCVD movies I've seen:

1984 Breakin'
1988 Bloodsport
1988 Black Eagle
1989 Cyborg
1989 Kickboxer
1990 Death Warrant
1990 Lionheart
1991 Double Impact
1992 Universal Soldier
1994 Timecop
1994 Street Fighter
1995 Sudden Death
1996 The Quest
1997 Double Team
1998 Legionnaire
2008 JCVD

I've also seen Bloodsport 2, 3 and 4


you should watch hard target


Also, universal soldier regeneration and universal soldier day of reckoning. His heel run in Expendables 2 is fun. Have a soft spot for In Hell. I've seen all of these movies save for the quest. Ilu JCVD


Man, please watch The Quest, it's so wacked. It's basically a remake of Bloodsport with a like Indiana Jones setting? He plays a MIME who is living as the leader of a child gang on the mean streets of New York in like the 1910s and Roger Moore (who said this was the worst film he was ever in) is in it and totally hamming it up. The Quest is actually a must watch JCVD movie imo

Also, I looked up Hard Target and I've definitely seen it, just completely forgot it when I was looking at the list. I've also seen The Order, too, it turns out
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Postby Meeps » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:47 pm

Ray Blanchard, PhD wrote:

this was directed by the guy who did the cyber seduction:his secret life lifetime movie. i feel like it's generally not anywhere near as well known although it's easily just as good if not better. it's like a straight to video version of thirteen (2003) about a middle school girl who gives like 50% of her middle school syphillis. it was legit lifechanging. at one point some cool sketchy older dude asks the main character if she wants to come listen to his kingpin skinny pimp cd. it came out in 2004 i have no idea why the upload claims it was released in 2016.




Ahhhhh my 9th grade health teacher showed this movie. It was unforgettable.
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Postby mariavesperi » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:00 pm

Ray Blanchard, PhD wrote:

this was directed by the guy who did the cyber seduction:his secret life lifetime movie. i feel like it's generally not anywhere near as well known although it's easily just as good if not better. it's like a straight to video version of thirteen (2003) about a middle school girl who gives like 50% of her middle school syphillis. it was legit lifechanging. at one point some cool sketchy older dude asks the main character if she wants to come listen to his kingpin skinny pimp cd. it came out in 2004 i have no idea why the upload claims it was released in 2016.

This was replayed practically continuously in my friend's dorm room lounge spring semester 2009.
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Postby Canadian Todd (for Canadians) » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:53 pm

How High and Jay & Silent Bob were straight up stone cold 8th grade/9th grade cannon. Burnout white boy cannon.
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Postby virile » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:55 pm

Plainsong wrote:


i have somehow seen this movie 160 times
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Postby Sobieski » Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:28 pm

how high is a darn classic of the genre
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Postby Milk » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:40 pm

theta wrote:milk if you at least appreciated what albert pyun was trying for you should check out nemesis, his best film imo which is legitimately excellent


I've seen a few of his films but not this one. ill check it out. I see this is the movie he made after Dollman and also has Tim "Trancers" Thomerson.

I checked the trailer and it seems the first Underworld stole a scene from this film (the one where Kate Beckinsale shoots the floor around her in a circle to go through the floor)
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Postby Kenny » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:53 pm

How about this one:
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Postby jack » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:13 pm

Kenny wrote:How about this one:
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i saw this and remember nothing about it. i remember the soundtrack was a big deal and came out like months before the movie did though.
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Postby Kenny » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:16 pm

I remember it being like a Scary Movie stle thing where weird/absurd stuff happens and everybody reacts normally. The only things I specifically remember is a black studen having a fade in his hair and a small car driving on it and that Jon Lovitz goes to some bar while Rhinestone Cowboy is playing
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Postby dada » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:21 pm

I have a much younger sister, so mary kate and ashley movies
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Postby Kenny » Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:56 pm

I'm watching The Quest and it's so good
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Postby manvstrees » Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:59 pm

movies i somehow saw in theaters:

ghost dad
jawbreaker
omega code
captain ron
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Postby manvstrees » Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:01 pm

not in theaters:

meggido
all the left behind movies
dope case pending
rem lazar
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