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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:39 am

I guess like all those jokes about how every year since 2016 has been worse and this year will be even worse. Like, idk, to illustrate, I remember a tweet I found funny in late 2017 "sorry, turns out 2018 is just three 2017s in a trench-coat." Was funny at the time, but idk these jokes are getting to me now.
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:42 am

BlackSugar wrote:6.


yeah lol. The politics threads have had their fair share was jokes that have been run into the ground.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:43 am

It's died down but I wish that this thread had happened back when everybody was posting chappie constantly

I don't really like any board jokes that are just posting a word over and over again, like chappie, gritty, 6 etc.
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Postby Annie May » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:44 am

All of them. We must cancel humor, the filthy practice of 'laughter' must be banned
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Postby Tar Pit » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:45 am

Ted Pikul wrote:the zorbies

dunno if you're serious or not but yeah
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:45 am

was also very tired of "pounds/crushes/slams, et al" and am glad to see them maybe fading from the board's lexicon.
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:47 am

Kenny wrote:It's died down but I wish that this thread had happened back when everybody was posting chappie constantly

I don't really like any board jokes that are just posting a word over and over again, like chappie, gritty, 6 etc.


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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:48 am

these threads are always so weird
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:48 am

I mean, I shouldn't judge too much, i'm sure a lot of people here dislike my jokes.
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:49 am

"these things on the board have been bothering me for nine months but i waited to say anything until i felt i had a gust of support"
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Postby bro tones » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:49 am

furrowed brow wrote:was also very tired of "pounds/crushes/slams, et al" and am glad to see them maybe fading from the board's lexicon.

this isn't a joke, it's a lifestyle.
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:49 am

it's a message board, you guys can post you don't like a joke the very moment you don't
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:50 am

big zorb wrote:these threads are always so weird


idk, it's just venting about culture/"taste"

I don't presume to have authority over whats funny and whats not, obv.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:51 am

big zorb wrote:"these things on the board have been bothering me for nine months but i waited to say anything until i felt i had a gust of support"


It was just a joke about wishing the thread would have happened back then... wish you could get that
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:51 am

yeah but like why not just say the thing when it's bothering you

these threads are always so passive aggressive and snipe-y, it's like the board version of subtweeting which imo is for cowards
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Postby Kenny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:51 am

Now I wish the zorbies would go away >;(
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:51 am

Kenny wrote:
big zorb wrote:"these things on the board have been bothering me for nine months but i waited to say anything until i felt i had a gust of support"


It was just a joke about wishing the thread would have happened back then... wish you could get that


tbf people don't just post "gritty" the way they shitposted "chappie"
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Postby Kenny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:52 am

big zorb wrote:yeah but like why not just say the thing when it's bothering you


I did say it back then, old bean. You could almost say that what you're saying... .was... the joke.jpg
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:52 am

i'm not posting at you petty i know you get into the pit
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:53 am

[writing diligently in my planner] ah yes nine months from now i will make a vague sarcastic comment about a boarder i don't like in some backwater thread they're likely not to see....muahahahaha
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:54 am

this thread ain't it chief
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:55 am

people who point out and are concerned with TOOPs and BOOPs
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:56 am

by making jokes about them
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:57 am

big zorb wrote:yeah but like why not just say the thing when it's bothering you


if we did we'd all always be posting about how we don't think some things that others are having fun with are fun or funny. When I see a joke that doesn't land for me on here I pass by in silence because, imo, that's what polite. I guess idk if what i'm doing right now is polite either though, so i dunno. in any case if i've poo poo'd a joke you like making itt plz just ignore me. I'm just expressing my opinions, no one has to change cuz of what i think.
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Postby Spooky Jim » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:57 am

“Backwater thread” is poetry.
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:00 am

furrowed brow wrote:was also very tired of "pounds/crushes/slams, et al" and am glad to see them maybe fading from the board's lexicon.


to be clear, i don't mean that i'm glad bingo doesn't post anymore by way of this comment.
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:01 am

Stuntman wrote:Could someone just delete or archive this thread.


lol. sry stuntman.
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:01 am

furrowed brow wrote:
big zorb wrote:yeah but like why not just say the thing when it's bothering you


if we did we'd all always be posting about how we don't think some things that others are having fun with are fun or funny. When I see a joke that doesn't land for me on here I pass by in silence because, imo, that's what polite. I guess idk if what i'm doing right now is polite either though, so i dunno. in any case if i've poo poo'd a joke you like making itt plz just ignore me. I'm just expressing my opinions, no one has to change cuz of what i think.


i'm not particularly enamored by any joke mentioned in here, it just seems very weird to be like "oh and another thing i hate about the board" in a thread that i don't think was designed for that in particular
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Postby freshweed » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:02 am

I don't follow the trump thread, what's 6?
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:03 am

freshweed wrote:I don't follow the trump thread, what's 6?


not much dogg what's sick with you
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