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Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:04 am

big zorb wrote:i'm not particularly enamored by any joke mentioned in here, it just seems very weird to be like "oh and another thing i hate about the board" in a thread that i don't think was designed for that in particular


hmm, fair enough. i do think it's nice to vent about the board occasionally though. again, it doesn't have to be some big callout or whatever, just people talking a little shit, idk.
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Postby Denise » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:06 am

owning the libs is not a joke it's a way of life
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:06 am

freshweed wrote:I don't follow the trump thread, what's 6?


turn on CNN to find out
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:06 am

freshweed wrote:I don't follow the trump thread, what's 6?


it's a response to any bad "what are the odds" type question.
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Postby internetfriend » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:06 am

big zorb wrote:it's a message board, you guys can post you don't like a joke the very moment you don't

lol this would be absolutely insane to do
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Postby Denise » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:06 am

today's the day

(you find out about all the good trump thread jokes)
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Postby internetfriend » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:07 am

hey i doNT LIKE THAT JOKE
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:07 am

internetfriend wrote:hey i doNT LIKE THAT JOKE


i don't like THIS joke

please refrain

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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:08 am

Chester Minute wrote:owning the libs is not a joke it's a way of life


true, i literally am always wearing my diaper these days.
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:08 am

i'd like to thank internetfriend for assisting me in this conflict resolution exercise!
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Postby Tar Pit » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:08 am

Sorry, I didn’t mean for it to offend you. It doesn’t really bother me, but I just don’t get it. You seem to be having fun with it so go for it. Peace and love.
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:10 am

tar pit you're all good and i like your av
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Postby Celiac » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:12 am

big zorb wrote:
internetfriend wrote:hey i doNT LIKE THAT JOKE


i don't like THIS joke

please refrain

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Postby internetfriend » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:23 am

i’m zorb’s aunt, which gives me no small amount of responsibility
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:33 am

auntie, give us a bowl of porridge
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Postby internetfriend » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:35 am

see, this is what i’m talking about. normally, this wouldn’t be my problem. but because i’m zorb’s auntie, this “bowl of porridge” matter is actually something that i’m obligated to resolve. i’m not upset or ungrateful, i’m just trying to kind of piece together how the aunt dynamic functions
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Postby Kenny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:39 am

I wish the people who wish jokes would go away would go away!!!
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Postby Link » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:40 am

Celiac wrote:There’s also never been a single moment that sportsball was funny


I get it, but ever?

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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:41 am

auntie zorb
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:42 am

internetfriend wrote:see, this is what i’m talking about. normally, this wouldn’t be my problem. but because i’m zorb’s auntie, this “bowl of porridge” matter is actually something that i’m obligated to resolve. i’m not upset or ungrateful, i’m just trying to kind of piece together how the aunt dynamic functions


seems like it involves a lot of unpaid labor. is his uncle pitching in?
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Postby internetfriend » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:42 am

his uncle is...not in the picture
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:43 am

yeah, cuz he took the photo!!!!
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Postby Celiac » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:44 am

Link, I will get back to you
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:44 am

o i c
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Postby Celiac » Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:34 pm

link, imo it's a funny vid but it doesn't really need sportball to be funny
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:00 pm

this isn't a joke but it's fucking time to cool it with the "drag" shit
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:01 pm

drag him/drag her/dragging as an own fuck stop it
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Postby furrowed brow » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:29 am

i love memes lol
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Postby draw » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:55 am

People who.make fun of people who say "boops from my heckin woofer", it's actually an incredible way of talking
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Postby furrowed brow » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:59 am

i think even the tweet/gawkerspeak i used to hate has been used with irony so frequently that now when i see it it basically just looks like stiob and it for some reason bothers me less.
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