Jokes you wish would just go away

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby Stuntman » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:28 am

Yeah I think what I'm really tired of is Twitter-speak in general.
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Postby furrowed brow » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:29 am

i love memes lol
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Postby draw » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:55 am

People who.make fun of people who say "boops from my heckin woofer", it's actually an incredible way of talking
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Postby furrowed brow » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:59 am

i think even the tweet/gawkerspeak i used to hate has been used with irony so frequently that now when i see it it basically just looks like stiob and it for some reason bothers me less.
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:07 am

the curb theme over stuff. lazy
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Postby Sobieski » Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:49 am

big zorb wrote:yeah but like why not just say the thing when it's bothering you

these threads are always so passive aggressive

Some people might have claimed passive aggression as a bad thing but I claim it as a not bad thing, because what like are the alternatives? To be passive? To be aggressive?
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Postby furrowed brow » Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:02 am

I think the socially adept would say the good alternative is being "confrontational." But if you are not a good communicator such an attitude can be hard to adopt without just looking aggressive.
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Postby big zorb » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:20 am

i was inarticulately arguing that "sniping" is a real lame look/boarding style, now that i reflect upon my cool and smart posts itt
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Postby big zorb » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:21 am

people who hate post-modernism because they feel like it's just criticism packaged as art would probably do murder if they know there are people who do that about message board posts
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Postby jewels » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:56 am

I like stuff until i get bored of it and then i feel better about myself because i don't use those jokes anymore. It's cool because I get to feel good about myself through the entire process.
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Postby big zorb » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:03 am

jewels wrote:I like stuff until i get bored of it and then i feel better about myself because i don't use those jokes anymore. It's cool because I get to feel good about myself through the entire process.


hell yeah 8-)
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:22 am

Miss me with that twitterspeak shit cuz we live in a society. Also the way memespeak has evolved into it's own grammatical mood spoken out loud by teens where they say stuff like "throws piece of paper at the trash (pause) accidentally knocks over cute anime girls water bottle"


Bottom text will legit always be the best meme tho.
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:23 am

I guess there's not really anime girls in youngland anymore because all teens like anime and none of them like real art
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Postby pissydan » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:29 am

sometimes my boss will walk past me and just go "OK, DAN..." and he thinks its funny and i dont get it at all.
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Postby easy » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:32 am

“sportsball”

“get all the points”

etc
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Postby mortimer » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:53 am

"me, an 'x':

"you, a 'y:'"
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Postby easy » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:58 am

basically "all the things" and its variations gives me the skeevies (i.e., "clean all the things!" "eat all the foods!" "bacon all of the things!")

in general I think any joke/meme/turn of phrase that starts as a 4chan/reddit thing and then trickles down, hellishly, through several layers of facebook boomers and local TV anchors before eventually arriving with a resounding thud in your office break room six months later is the absolute pits
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Postby Chyet » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:17 am

Sportsball is most bad offline because its just usually someone i kinda know and they want to talk over your game. B-- i read more than you shut up for 2 hrs. I brought beer. Also they tend to assume all sports are appx as complicated as pong.
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Postby blab » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:26 am

people irl saying i act like bob ross can stop

easy, we had this stapled to a wall for a few years

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Postby blurst of times » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:30 am

i don't think i need to hear anyone do a trump impression or use a trump-ism for the rest of my life
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Postby furrowed brow » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:30 am

easy wrote:basically "all the things" and its variations gives me the skeevies (i.e., "clean all the things!" "eat all the foods!" "bacon all of the things!")


what about "use all the spaces!"
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Postby easy » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:34 pm

blab wrote:people irl saying i act like bob ross can stop

easy, we had this stapled to a wall for a few years

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Postby mites » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:35 pm

these threads are almost always just about demographics
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:39 am

69 is over

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Postby jewels » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:18 pm

mites wrote:these threads are almost always just about demographics


How do you mean
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