do we have a thread about the Horny Buttons

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Postby deadwolfbones » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:25 pm

dead was real dumb
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Postby Celiac » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:29 pm

Finally, buttons DESIGNED to get me laid.
You are canceled for me. Buh bye.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:31 pm

I've long been anticipating a follow-up to Slow Focus
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Postby dan » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:38 pm

me when I get the horny button
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:45 pm

why does it keep saying "anonymously"
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Postby Itsmecraig » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:53 pm

loaf angel wrote:why does it keep saying "anonymously"


me and my homies about to go home to press the horny button for our wives

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Postby blab » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:53 pm

couples have been doing this since the "that was easy" button was introduced long ago
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Postby jack » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:56 pm

i'm going to fuck this button
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:57 pm

I gotta get this
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Postby worrywort » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:04 pm

hitting the wrong button over and over in increasing desperation and receiving 13 orders of Tide detergent 3-5 days later
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Postby Autarch » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:08 pm

This is not quite what I was hoping for. I want a button that broadcasts to the world the fact that I am horny.
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Postby jack » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:10 pm

patiently explaining to my 4 year old why he has to stop pressing mommy & daddy's horny buttons
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:31 pm

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Postby joe » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:47 pm

let's get in the zone, the LoveSync™ Zone
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Postby joe » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:48 pm

Autarch wrote:This is not quite what I was hoping for. I want a button that broadcasts to the world the fact that I am horny.


here's a button for you:

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Postby worrywort » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:54 pm

setting some out with the cheese platter when guests stop by
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Postby neuartillery » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:57 pm

Autarch wrote:This is not quite what I was hoping for. I want a button that broadcasts to the world the fact that I am horny.


I'm sure you could hack one of these to send out an email to all contacts

Subject: I'm horny
Body: I have pressed the horny button two, no, four times. I am very horny. Very very horny. Eight times. I have pressed it eight times.
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:02 pm

This will end so many relationships
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:02 pm

PRESS THE BUTTON AGAIN AND I'M LEAVING
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Postby death is my amigo » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:04 pm

"the only set of buttons designed to get you laid" is an excellent tagline that differentiates it from crowd in the highly competetive marketplace of, sets of buttons
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:04 pm

I dunno some people are perfectly capable of ignoring the horny button
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Postby death is my amigo » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:06 pm

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REAL BASED SLOB wrote:after the javy home run WGN came back with an extended fan cam sequence soundtracked by meat puppets - up on the sun and i've just been doing bong rips and jamming meat puppets since
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:06 pm

"In turning my horny alert to silent"
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:07 pm

Did they try to make the button look like a cock ring
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Postby Marza » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:09 pm

LoveSync. yes. good name.
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Postby neuartillery » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:09 pm

death is my amigo wrote:Image


Usually you have to peruse Cosmo for hot sex tips like this one
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Postby an otter » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:23 pm

i guess matrimonial rock-bottom looks different for every couple, but this is a pretty universal sign
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Postby Itsmecraig » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:02 pm

taking a 9 week coding bootcamp so I can link my horny button to my wife's phone and make it blast dragula even if she's at work
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Postby blurst of times » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:04 pm

i thought this was the horny button
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