do we have a thread about the Horny Buttons

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Postby mancubz » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:19 pm

Chester Minute wrote:if the buttons were just directly connected to things hooked up to genitals there'd be no ambiguity or confusions

"oh hell, my danged butt just tingled, craig must be lookin for a fuck sesh"

So buttons instead of just rubbin a butt
Oh boy what a world
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Postby mancubz » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:20 pm

Nothing turns me on like a button telling me someone thought doin it would be okay I guess
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:23 pm

i don't even think i know how to rub a freakin butt anymore

what ...

what has become of me
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:23 pm

mancubz wrote:Nothing turns me on like a button telling me someone thought doin it would be okay I guess


introducing ... the I dunno, Maybe???! button, from colecovision
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Postby virile » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:24 pm

nathan anytime you want to practice just give me a call i got butt to rub
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:25 pm

let me be very clear:

i will rub any boarder's butt. this is my sacrifice as admin
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:25 pm

boarders whose butts have been rubbed by me:

del

could you be next? see the signup sheet at the big oak tree in the quad
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:34 pm

it was so weird, the scenario wherein i rubbed del's butt

i got the text

around 9:45 p.m.

"hey"

I didn't recognize the number

"sorry, who is this?"

...

"it's del, from the board"

...

"which board, sorry, I have several communities"

"from hpn"

"ahh, hey man"

"hey"

so maybe 20 minutes pass. i'm checking my phone, just curious what's up with this dude

"so"

...

ok, several minutes have passed, this dude's composing something. i'll be alright, i sip some tempranillo

"i have this butt, right?

"ok"

"it's real round, but literally nobody will rub it"

i'm a bit stumped here. he's clearly trying to tell me he wants his butt rubbed but ... he's not saying it, right? i don't want to be presumptuous

"alright, yeah"

"would you?"

"rub it? is that what you mean"

i hate to be so direct. i just want to see the words

"yeah. rub it."

well

fast forward, three hours. I've rubbed this dude's butt raw. I mean, past the epidermis, straight down to where all the nasty fucking blood is. del can't get enough though. he's begging "please, more" but my conscience won't allow it. i turn to leave and he grabs my shoulder. "will i ever see you again?" he asks.

"if you ever come to a coolteens, i will again rub your butt."

i see his face turn. the answer is right there. i will never rub this man's butt again.
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:35 pm

wait what thread is this
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Postby virile » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:36 pm

hey del come on just let the man rub your butt again

come on del
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:37 pm

virile gets it

happy to rub a butt
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Postby virile » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:39 pm

happy to rub a butt happy to get a butt rubbed

many varied oils and whatnot
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:40 pm

there are two requirements:

1) a butt
2) rubbing

beyond that, anything goes
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Postby hologram » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:44 pm

Image

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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:53 pm

That was quite the chilling tale nate
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Postby Celiac » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:34 pm

antoine wrote:That was quite the thrilling tale nate
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Postby easy » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:43 pm

gonna ask all of my friends if they’ve heard of the Fuck Buttons
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Postby mactheo » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:52 pm

This one weird button is going to save my relationship
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Postby Denise » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:54 pm

You mean the clit?
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Postby mactheo » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:55 pm

there should be a button for saying ‘i love you’ so that your partner never says it if you don’t want to

edit: yes
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Postby shark week » Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:22 am

i wish there was a clip of Roman explaining Fuck Actives vs Fuck Passives in the Party Down orgy episode on youtube
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Postby fakename » Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:18 am

easy wrote:gonna ask all of my friends if they’ve heard of the Fuck Buttons

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Postby antoine » Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:07 am

can someone change my username to Horny Rollins
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:40 am

when is this gonna be on the podcast
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