do we have a thread about the Horny Buttons

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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:05 pm

me rn

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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:05 pm

i'm the chair
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:09 pm

You should be able to add buttons to customize your horny.

Depressed but horny for example.
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Postby trouble » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:11 pm

this is hilarious
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:11 pm

hm weird i hit that button a bunch but nothing happened must be malfunctioning
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Postby trouble » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:11 pm

im like jaspar seeing the moon pie for the first time over this shit
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Postby trouble » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:12 pm

in my day we honked when we were horny
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:13 pm

my bitterness button seems to be lighting up a bunch though
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Postby mancubz » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:25 pm

wow so you could just go to bed every night without a swirling light and be visually reminded of the lack of intimacy you already knew existed
very dope very cool
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:34 pm

ahah i just imagined my side of the bed just going fucking nuts and looking over and just seeing a snoring person occupying .3" of the farthest side of the bed

so this is love
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:36 pm

i also just had a brief fantasy about smashing this stupid button and screaming at the people responsible for this kickstarter
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:37 pm

sometimes you just gotta lol
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Postby virile » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:38 pm

no hole to fuck the button? pass
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Postby deadwolfbones » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:39 pm

someone on my work slack pointed out that this could conceivably be used for anything, like, say... pizza. hit the button if you want pizza.

(hit the button if you want to fuck a pizza)
dead was real dumb
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:40 pm

deadwolfbones wrote:someone on my work slack pointed out that this could conceivably be used for anything, like, say... pizza. hit the button if you want pizza.

(hit the button if you want to fuck a pizza)


there was a big thing about the "hackability" of the amazon prime buttons

they gave those away for like $1, they were wifi compatible and you could easily hook your phone up to it

alternately they could have Alexa say "I AM HORNY" really loud

fuck this stupid economy
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:42 pm

i'm not interested in bombing anyone but there's increasing appeal in living in the woods and working on my manifesto like fellow pole savant Theodore Kaczynski
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Postby neuartillery » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:42 pm

Whoa is Alexa really horny?
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:42 pm

neuartillery wrote:Whoa is Alexa really horny?


don't think i haven't thought about it, bub
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:43 pm

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Postby blurst of times » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:44 pm

Horny buttons is my favorite broadcast album iirc
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Postby saranclaps » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:46 pm

i am consciousness, i am chappie, i am horny
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:51 pm

what about the teases?
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:00 pm

Are desire buttons the Next Big Thing in Tech
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:01 pm

SMASH that horny button
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Postby virile » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:06 pm

faq says you can just rub the buttons on your crotch
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:09 pm

if the buttons were just directly connected to things hooked up to genitals there'd be no ambiguity or confusions

"oh hell, my danged butt just tingled, craig must be lookin for a fuck sesh"
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:09 pm

you guys might not know this, but the butt is a genital
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 pm

hi i'm chester minute
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:12 pm

I for one look forward to when people can only communicate via wifi enabled physical buttons and twitter
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Postby antoine » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:13 pm

The future is now I guess
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