chicago is a second class city

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:51 pm

have any of you brave chicagoans ever had that deep-fried hot dog
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Postby wuk » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:52 pm

we don't eat any of this shit we just sell it to tourists
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:00 pm

these threads rule
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:00 pm

sorry but all places are good. although i remain somewhat on the fence about lancaster, ca
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:02 pm

alaska wrote:sorry but all places are good.


While I appreciate your good natured diplomacy this is simply not true
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:02 pm

it's probbably just that i was stuck there with a dead cell phone before there were phone chargers for sale everywhere
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:02 pm

name a bad place, i dare you
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Postby goldsoundz » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:03 pm

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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:03 pm

some places are obviously a little tougher for me to love insofar as they are trying to kill me but hey! what are you going to do
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Postby trouble » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:03 pm

if you like any of these things

1. Cities
2. Pizza
3. Songs About Buildings And Food

you're weird. ew.
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:04 pm

hey whats up trouble. i thought abt ur avatar today as i was nodding off while sitting upright
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:04 pm

alaska wrote:some places are obviously a little tougher for me to love insofar as they are trying to kill me but hey! what are you going to do


sioux city is very tough to love
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:06 pm

yeah i mean this is definitely an extremely untenable position to take but local snobbery is truly the ultimate Snoozefest
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Postby trouble » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:07 pm

nothing much alaska, i saw a thread about territorial pissings and I thought I chime in.
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:08 pm

Anyway, as a born and raised Manhattanite, I like to think that I sort of grew up everywhere; as NYC, especially Manhattan, is what we'd call a "World City." They say you can see all types of people on the subway (I wouldn't know, as the family driver usually takes me places) but it's definitely got a little bit of everything, and I like to think that rubbed off on me.
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:10 pm

alaska wrote:yeah i mean this is definitely an extremely untenable position to take but local snobbery is truly the ultimate Snoozefest


no i think every place is good

except sioux city
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:10 pm

places i'm confused by:

charlotte
boston
lancaster california
williamsburg, va
williamsburg, brooklyn
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:11 pm

What about Williamsburg, ga
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:12 pm

i like parts of williamsburg brooklyn but a bouncer at "union pool" once made me cry before banning me from the venue for life so it remains a little vexing to me
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Postby milano boy » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:12 pm

alaska wrote:places i'm confused by:

charlotte
boston
lancaster california
williamsburg, va
williamsburg, brooklyn

Throw Lancaster, PA on that list. I lived there for 4 years. Very weird and confusing place!
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Postby trouble » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:12 pm

you know they say "wherever you are, there you be" and I'd like to think the same of everyone here but now i'm not so sure
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:13 pm

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no i think every place is good

except sioux city


on the other hand if you're in sioux city you can go see where the only member of lewis and clark's expedition to die did his deed
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:14 pm

is lancaster PA where franklin and marshall is? i played in a band at their spring festival once and it was one of the most bewildering experiences of my life. they had free gyros though which was p sick
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:15 pm

does chicago even have weed yet
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:15 pm

it's pretty sick there's a bluff named in his memory

not many people have bluffs named after them
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:16 pm

the definitive chicago documentary “Adventures In Babysitting” may be slightly out of date on this subject so I’m asking
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Postby alaska » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:20 pm

the chicago architecture boat tour fucking rips
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:22 pm

yeah...they got good architecture in chicago
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Postby razzle » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:38 pm

The 606 is fucking dumb

Too many marketing people

That is all
At least we have Hamilton
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Postby Autarch » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:42 pm

razzle wrote:The 606 is fucking dumb

Too many marketing people

That is all


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