chicago is a second class city

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:54 pm

eyyyyyyyy i'm walkin here! (my feet covered in garbage)
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Postby Grumby » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:56 pm

chicago is on my list of places i'd live if i am ever financially capable enough to do so
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:56 pm

tgk wrote:
Chester Minute wrote:Oh no not garbage on a sidewalk


its gross!


It's in bags or cans

Garbage trucks come and get it

Like basically any other place
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Postby warmjets » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:57 pm

It's a first class city with shit weather
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:58 pm

Trying to think of a big us city as shit

Houston?
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:00 pm

My first act as us president is to melt Chicago for scrap
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Postby milknight » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:00 pm

Chester Minute wrote:My first act as us president is to melt Chicago for scrap

thank you for your service
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Postby tgk » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:00 pm

Chester Minute wrote:
tgk wrote:
Chester Minute wrote:Oh no not garbage on a sidewalk


its gross!


It's in bags or cans

Garbage trucks come and get it

Like basically any other place


love to see bags and bags of trash just piled on the sidewalk, getting eaten by rats and making the entire city stink to high heaven in the summer.
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Postby tgk » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:01 pm

Chester Minute wrote:Trying to think of a big us city as shit

Houston?


maybe phoenix?
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:01 pm

There are actually garbage trucks that come and get the garbage
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:02 pm

More like a second ASS city, cause when it comes to Chicago it seems the SHIT never stops FLOWIN'!
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Postby Sobieski » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:05 pm

a lot of the best like american things have come out of chicago
sm//o/ke le/ss weed
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:07 pm

nathan why do you hate chicago so?
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:08 pm

It's all stupid and jacked up
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:09 pm

chicago seems cool. god bless america!
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:09 pm

Plus where is the festering garbage and roided up garbage rats
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Postby clouds » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:10 pm

second class cities are better than first class
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:13 pm

i am the rare man capable of liking both chicago and new york
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Postby clouds » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:13 pm

god i love a rare man
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:13 pm

true urbanites know kansas city is the best city in the US...
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Postby Grumby » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:13 pm

big zorb wrote:i am the rare man capable of liking both chicago and new york


that's rare?
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:13 pm

I only love Houston and St Louis
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Postby clouds » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:15 pm

i haven't been to st louis in ages. what's going on there?
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:15 pm

saint louis....da bricky apple
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Postby clouds » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:16 pm

big zorb wrote:true urbanites know kansas city is the best city in the US...


you know, i kinda love it
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:16 pm

It's got an arch

An "arts district"
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Postby clouds » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:16 pm

Chester Minute wrote:
An "arts district"


dont we all. dont we all.
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:17 pm

clouds wrote:
big zorb wrote:true urbanites know kansas city is the best city in the US...


you know, i kinda love it


i love kansas city

last time i thought about st louis was when someone told me a lot of young artists are moving there for the cheap rents

is that true, i wonder
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:17 pm

I love the cities that espouse their very uninteresting aspects

My last year in Tampa they really did up the "riverfront" and tried to make it a destination

It's too hot to be there 11 months of the year but that one month ... it still sucks
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:18 pm

would love to summer in chicago
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