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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:46 pm

nathan are you excited to live in tampa's Authentic Arts District
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:48 pm

chicago has many fine museums
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:49 pm

also chicago has extremely excellent mexican food

great mexican food and good museums is like 80% of what i am looking for in a city tbh
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Postby medicore bob dole gimmick » Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:59 pm

words that make you depressed when you hear them:

1. Chicago
2. millennial
3. consciousness
4. coziness
6. litterbox
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Postby clouds » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:08 pm

big zorb wrote:also chicago has extremely excellent mexican food

great mexican food and good museums is like 80% of what i am looking for in a city tbh


it'd be real hard to live without good mexican food
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Postby tgk » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:10 pm

wuk wrote:And lousy government, taxes, etc.


I just assume every big city in America is like this though.
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Postby tgk » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:13 pm

big zorb wrote:do any of you ever eat mother-in-law sandwiches?


They're on plenty of menus here but ive never seen anyone order one
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Postby tgk » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:14 pm

Youre talking about a tamale on a hot dog bun covered in chili right.
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Postby terminus » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:17 pm

i also want to die in chicago
we gotta be normal, we can't be weird
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:23 pm

tgk wrote:Youre talking about a tamale on a hot dog bun covered in chili right.


Yep
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Postby Autarch » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:28 pm

Chester Minute wrote:
big zorb wrote:tfw u live in the "arts district" of a fourth-tier american city because it's the only truly walkable neighborhood


Yeah

Like said city is sprawling and sucks but one year they got a budget to build an artists rendering "arts and entertainment" district and it seems very forced and there's a cupcake shop that sucks and a gallery with bad art and a non chain restaurant that is bad


I heard a craft brewery just opened up on the Riverwalk. Supposedly the restaurant in there serves a burger with—get this—an egg on it!
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Postby Autarch » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:32 pm

tgk wrote:
wuk wrote:And lousy government, taxes, etc.


I just assume every big city in America is like this though.


Not San Antonio. Future president Julian Castro really fixed that place up. I heard their riverwalk just got a new brewpub that serves a burger with—get this—an egg on it! Enjoy specialty burgers! enjoy craft beers! Enjoy San Antonio!
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Postby mancubz » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:36 pm

Chester Minute wrote:I love the cities that espouse their very uninteresting aspects

My last year in Tampa they really did up the "riverfront" and tried to make it a destination

It's too hot to be there 11 months of the year but that one month ... it still sucks


where i'm from in fl, the riverfront area started being the 'hot spot' and the signature *thing* was called "alive after 5"
because usually everything was dead and closed by 5. often earlier.
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:36 pm

fuck off we're full
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Postby Debbie » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:37 pm

The Riverwalk was magic when I visited as a kid

Went back in my twenties and there was basically nobody there
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Postby mancubz » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:37 pm

wait what do other cities do with their garbage? burn it in back alleys?
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Postby Debbie » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:39 pm

Like I dreamed about San Antonio as a boy

That said proximity to Schlitterbahn makes it appealing still

I'm the only adult that likes waterparks right
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:39 pm

mancubz wrote:
Chester Minute wrote:I love the cities that espouse their very uninteresting aspects

My last year in Tampa they really did up the "riverfront" and tried to make it a destination

It's too hot to be there 11 months of the year but that one month ... it still sucks


where i'm from in fl, the riverfront area started being the 'hot spot' and the signature *thing* was called "alive after 5"
because usually everything was dead and closed by 5. often earlier.


in one of the burbs here there is/was "clive after 5"
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Postby bunejug » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:39 pm

mancubz wrote:wait what do other cities do with their garbage? burn it in back alleys?


they serve it on a plate and call it "deep dish"
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Postby Debbie » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:39 pm

Chive on after 5
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Postby mancubz » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:40 pm

bunejug wrote:
mancubz wrote:wait what do other cities do with their garbage? burn it in back alleys?


they serve it on a plate and call it "deep dish"


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt
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Postby mancubz » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:40 pm

what the fuck is clive
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Postby Debbie » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:40 pm

Damn

Brutal
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Postby trouble » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:43 pm

pizza is a stupid food you shouldnt be eating once you are in your 30s anyway
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Postby virile » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:43 pm

tell that to me last night, a man eating pizza in his 30s.
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Postby trouble » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:44 pm

should've had pasta
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Postby virile » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:44 pm

tell that to me tonight, a man eating leftover pizza in his 30s.
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:44 pm

looks like another wild night at clive after 5

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