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chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:25 pm
by milknight
I know climate change will make coastal cities unlivable, but I really don’t want to move to fucking chicago

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:26 pm
by shankly

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:27 pm
by landspeedrecord
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Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:27 pm
by Celiac
It’s the second city actually

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:27 pm
by landspeedrecord
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Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:27 pm
by big zorb
da windy apple

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:28 pm
by landspeedrecord
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Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:29 pm
by big zorb
ya got da big apple...and da windy apple

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:30 pm
by landspeedrecord
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Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:30 pm
by Eyeball Kid
Deep dish pizza is DUMB

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:31 pm
by landspeedrecord
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Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:32 pm
by big zorb
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Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:36 pm
by Beautiful Jugdish
now that's a fun hot dog!

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:37 pm
by Eyeball Kid
True story: if you GIS "fraud pizza" deep dish is the first result

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:43 pm
by blab
i was plannin on moving there before this thread. now idk what to do

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:44 pm
by big zorb
the director of education just came over to my desk to ask me about our summer course list and i had that photo up so i kind of panicked and clicked to another tab and it was a wikipedia page about the taliban and i honestly think she was equally confused about both

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:46 pm
by axelrod gunnarson
Honestly I don't know about this board sometimes

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:46 pm
by Denise
chicago is stupid everyone knows this

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:48 pm
by axelrod gunnarson
like they say in Chicago, "fuggedaboutit!"

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:49 pm
by big zorb
chicago's pretty all right but everyone knows the cool city in illinois is moline

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:50 pm
by tgk
would like to know what you consider a first class city? new york, where they pile their garbage on the sidewalks? LA where you can't get by without using an automobile?

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:50 pm
by milknight
tgk wrote:would like to know what you consider a first class city? new york, where they pile their garbage on the sidewalks? LA where you can't get by without using an automobile?

yes

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:50 pm
by axelrod gunnarson
big zorb wrote:chicago's pretty all right but everyone knows the cool city in illinois is moline


i'm partial to Galena myself (tone = sincere)

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:51 pm
by DasLofGang
prolly like banghai or shangkok or somethin

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:51 pm
by Denise
Oh no not garbage on a sidewalk

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:52 pm
by milknight
i crave the garbage... i need it...

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:52 pm
by big zorb
axelrod gunnarson wrote:
big zorb wrote:chicago's pretty all right but everyone knows the cool city in illinois is moline


i'm partial to Galena myself (tone = sincere)


galena rocks. i also like savanna.

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:53 pm
by tgk
Chester Minute wrote:Oh no not garbage on a sidewalk


its gross!

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:54 pm
by big zorb
milknight wrote:i crave the garbage... i need it...


[gollum voice] my precious....garbage

Re: chicago is a second class city

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:54 pm
by viachicago
homeownership and affordable cost of living is really the pits. you guys would hate it.