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Postby black mamba » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:50 am



a&w man is introduced. care is made to highlight his oafish behaviour and physical appearance



a&w man gets a friend in employee ryan. he makes a&w man look smart in comparison



but overall they have fun



a&w man is rebooted to promote the quality of their burgers



still not above physical comedy though



eventually a&w man is respected. he educates canadians about meatless burgers and artisan cheese



today a&w man is worth 10 million dollars according to the guy in this video. he lives in our world now or perhaps we live in his
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:50 am

teen sauce
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Postby incoherent grunting » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:11 pm

he's trash and looks like he has blue lips half the time
but in general A&W is doing it right
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Postby black mamba » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:20 pm

the blue lips are from the teen sauce
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:23 pm

the a&w man is evolving...and women aren't having it
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Postby virile » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:25 pm

bring back the $3 teen or gtfo ya friggin a&w man
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Postby Grendel » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:21 pm

I hate this guy.
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Postby Chyet » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:01 pm

i thought a&w was tied to dairy queen burgers
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Postby Chyet » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:03 pm

nevermind i guess they are bitter enemies

https://www.awfranchising.com/aw-vs-dairy-queen/
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:05 pm

i do not feel okay about "$3 teen"
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:06 pm

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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:07 pm

there are so few a&w restaurants here that when most americans see one, it's probably like seeing the pepsi cafe
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Postby virile » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:19 pm

bruceagain wrote:i do not feel okay about "$3 teen"


gotta crush a $3 teen dude hell crush two
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Postby Milk » Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:37 am

I feel it's where i need to point out again that A&W canada and USA are completely independent companies and have been since 1972. It's why A&W USA sucks and A&W canada is the second most important burger franchise in the country after Mcd's. And by quality is probably first. Not to say it's not still crap fast food, actual quality and fast food being incompatible.
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:45 am

I'd wondered..
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Postby virile » Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:55 am

oh you guys don't have a&w man in america?
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:01 am

I wonder if they even have the root bear??
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Postby soft milk » Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:28 am

i had a teen burger yesterday with Extra Pickles
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Postby fizzle » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:02 am

Is he also naming these burgers?
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Postby fizzle » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:03 am

A Mama Burger?
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Postby kit fox » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:44 am

virile wrote:oh you guys don't have a&w man in america?



no our a&w has yogi bear
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Postby kit fox » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:52 am

wait maybe he's just a bear. the root beer bear. there aren't really enough a&ws around here for commercials or anything, but damn if i'm not craving one of their shitty coneys and a root beer now.
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Postby Grendel » Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:42 pm

Canadian A&W no longer has hot dogs (they were called whistle dogs)
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Postby grace cathedral park » Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:46 pm

i wish there were more a&ws around
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