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Postby kayke » Fri Jun 04, 2021 4:57 pm

I was at a family gathering at my parents' house and there was a big party going on nextdoor. I went over to the neighbor's yard to check it out and everyone was playing a drinking game called 'The Pound.'

How to play The Pound:
1. dig a small hole in the ground
2. 'pound' the dirt in the hole with your fist until it's tightly packed and smooth
3. pour a beer into the hole
4. see how many people can take a sip of beer before the liquid seeps into the soil
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Postby Pris » Fri Jun 04, 2021 5:17 pm

As a kid, I had a dream I adopted as memory. I didn't realize until it was pointed out to me some time later that it didn't happen. I remembered watching bodies wash ashore following the Herald of Free Enterprise disaster. I was four at the time, so the tv reports must have made a big impression on me. It blew my mind, because I was so sure I sat there in the grass with corpses bobbing around. I did see the actual wreck of the Herald when it was moved to a port nearby.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MS_Herald ... March_1987
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Postby Riverchrist » Tue Jun 08, 2021 5:34 pm

I'm in Montreal with one of my cousins who's visiting from Poland. Because of the language barrier he buys some DVD called "Hot Machine" thinking it's like Terminator. The cover has a woman in black and silver spandex. It turns out to be an exercise video but he watches the whole thing anyway.

I had to think hard about whether this dream could actually be a recovered memory.
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Postby Average J » Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:48 pm

I was basically in a workplace sitcom with common tropes.
There was the boss' asshole son (this actual dickwad ex friend of my from high school who I haven't seen in 25 years) and this woman who I used to work with. With whom I got involved in what I noted was a "real I Love Lucy situation" when some nuts and bolts we had got spilled all over the office bed.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Sun Jun 13, 2021 6:33 pm

i had a dream about a die hard hostage situation in a nuclear powered high rise that turned into a godzilla
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Postby kayke » Sun Jun 13, 2021 8:56 pm

I worked in an old theater and I was in the basement cataloging props and set pieces and costumes. Another worker came up to me and asked if I wanted to see his cat. When he showed me the cat it was really injured, it looked like it had been in an accident. I told him he had to take it to the vet or the animal hospital. He said he had, but they wouldn't do anything to help because they thought the cat was a goner. Even though it was hurt, it didn't seem like it was dying, so I told him he had to take it back to the vet and make them do something.

He took the cat and left, so I got back to work. Maybe an hour later he returned, but he seemed really weird and different in a way I couldn't put my finger on. He showed me the cat again and where it had been hurt before was patched up with human flesh. He had gone to the vet and used their facilities and tools to graft his own skin on to the cat. He kept trying to get me to leave the theater with him to go celebrate, but I was pretty creeped out by that point and made up excuses for why I couldn't hang out.
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Sun Jun 13, 2021 9:19 pm

i had to get from arizona to seattle to avoid climate change but i had to take a route that went through kansas for some reason. it was the only way to get to the promised land
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Postby oscilloscope » Sun Jun 13, 2021 9:31 pm

there was some kind of amazing race style reality tv show but the contestants could only be people that had made popular memes. all the memesters had to drive around doing stunts and finding things. the only meme guy i focused on in the dream(i don't think i was in this dream, which happens pretty often) was the guy who made the egg bigger than before meme, who in my dream was from the ukraine and had hair like little lord fauntleroy. the only english he spoke was "bigger than before."

so the meme gang is driving in a truck up some mountain made of mud for a reason, and they're trespassing. so the owners of the mud mountain drive up in another truck and tell them to get off their mud mountain. the egg guy sticks his head out the window of the truck and says "bigger than before" and grins a hopeful grin. the mud mountain folks look confused, but then gesture with their forefinger and thumb a kind of egg shape. the eggman nods happily and points to himself, and the mud folk laugh and smile and let the meme truck stay on their mud mountain.
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Postby FourLegsGood » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:14 pm

Last night I had an incredibly vivid dream, the likes of which I've never had before. My late grandmother was walking down a bright, sunlit road away from my family and my mother asked me to go get her. I approached her and she hugged me, asked me about my life, before I woke up crying uncontrollably. Later in the day my mother texted the whole family reminding us that she passed exactly a year ago today.
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Postby Average J » Tue Jun 29, 2021 11:40 am

Had a dream that boarding also came with an optional train ride you could take.
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Postby Average J » Wed Jun 30, 2021 10:31 am

The dream version of the band 10cc (made up of Godley and Creme alone) appeared on The Old Grey Whistle Test. But not to perform. Only to spend most of the time having one guy be called ugly. The scene then cut to the ugly one sucking off the other one in a field. This was a giant prank played on the whole of England.

And it became a shocking point of cultural reference brought up in other dreams during the night.
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Postby bluelips » Wed Jun 30, 2021 11:03 am

battle of the bands situation in a giant loft. bands were SAMHAIN and THE NATIONAL lol. samhain played filler by minor threat and the national tried playing their "punkest" sounding song but it came out old man music and they were booed.

that's all i remember this was a few nights ago
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Postby warmjets » Wed Jun 30, 2021 11:49 am

i had dream last night that felt like years. my 2 year old nephew kept trolling me and sending me nasty emails. i love the little dude so i was heartbroken. after checking the IP address from where these were coming from (thats a thing right?) i found out it was not my 2 year old nephew but bradford cox
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Postby baby gap » Fri Jul 02, 2021 3:57 pm

was riding on a bus and we stopped at this older woman's stop in a cul de sac that was half boat launch and she got off at the community mailbox and there was a pile of letters sitting out and a comically giant manilla envelope that said 'mehjer' on it

the bus had to turn around in the boat launch and i remember the back of the bus like dipping in pretty deep and turning to someone else like 'i think some of the luggage just got wet' and they we're just like 'haha, yeah..'

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Postby kayke » Sun Jul 04, 2021 9:27 am

I was on a road trip with my dad and we were hungry so we stopped at a place called “Tiddy Bell” that looked like a Pizza Hut someone had painted bright green. The menu was exactly the same as Taco Bell. We talked to the kid behind the counter to ask what the place's deal was and he told us that basically everything in the town was owned by a rich guy named Mr. Tiddy and he named everything after himself. After we ate our food we hit the road and every business we passed was painted that same green color and had "Tiddy" somewhere in the name-- Crazy Tiddy's Used Cars, McTiddy's, Tid and Go, The Tri-Tiddy Mall, etc.
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Jul 06, 2021 12:21 pm

Alan Greenspan was staying with my family in my childhood home, sleeping on the floor in the living room in a sleeping bag. He was telling my dad about this new project he was working on that he was really excited about and then played a bunch of demo versions of songs from Gaucho for us.
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Postby Oranges » Sun Jul 18, 2021 12:02 pm

had a dream last night about humpback whales living in a river that i once lived by as a child (and that my ancestors lived near for generations). i was moving back to the area and there was a research team trying to document them since no one believed it. when i walked to the water and like mentally called the whales one came and slightly beached itself on the bank before going back out in the water. they came back a few more times and then breached out of the water but the people couldn’t really get much for photo evidence because it was night time.

i’ve had weird dreams about marine animals in bodies of water they aren’t supposed to be in (i’ve had a few about dolphins in the lake i lived on the shore of in high school) and they always have some weird hopeful quality. maybe it’s a good omen regarding the big tower moments i am going through in my life.
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Postby baby gap » Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:04 am

I often dream of elevators which is supposed to signify rise and fall in emotional states sometimes it’s inside an office building sometimes a school setting sometimes I jump from one elevator to another
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Postby baby gap » Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:24 am

i love dreaming about malls and video game stores and skate parks and skateboarding
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Postby theta » Tue Aug 03, 2021 5:08 am

had a super cool dream about exploring underground shopping arcades that used to be in my neighborhood (not irl). there was a little bar with like a pink sunset behind it and saxophone was playing and there was a big fluffy cat perched on the bar. lots of wrought iron staircases and different levels. not the first time ive had dreams about a fake past where atlanta had cool shit. some basis in reality since they have demolished a bunch of cool stuff here over the years.
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Postby kid8 » Tue Aug 03, 2021 6:01 am

Keep having these dreams about my sister getting back together with her abusive ex husband and it always breaks my heart. I usually protest in some way and tonight it was me throwing a fit and running away from home because aperantley we all lived at my moms house including my uncle and his wife. Always a big relief to wake up and realize he's in prison and she hasn't talked to him in years. Can't believe he still gets to me after all this time.
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Postby This Guy » Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:19 am

So I’m a teachers assistant or something like that with The Rock as the teacher and a whole class of what appears as 5th graders. We are doing a field trip to the Federal Reserve(?) in NYC when a big supernatural attack on the planet occurs. The attack breaks open the ground where the entire class and The Rock fall through into some ancient catacombs beneath NYC. We are exploring to try and figure out what happened and a way out. While the kids are finding clues about the attack (something about an entity that “slide” and caused the destruction) I find what is basically an ancient office break room. I am gathering up the food I find in the ancient break room (bread rolls and energy bars) to distribute to the kids when one of the kids who may also be my nephew starts explaining what they have have discovered of what happened but then my alarm goes off.
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Aug 03, 2021 12:54 pm

Had one where some elderly farmer from the UK had falsely admitted on his semi-popular YouTube channel to being a famous pseudonymous alt right video figure because he'd been doing a live AMA and randomly answering questions "Yes" and "No" because he couldn't read.
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Postby guy forget » Tue Aug 03, 2021 12:57 pm

I dreamed a couple nights ago that Griffin and David from
Blank Check both got shot in the face by a shotgun and their podcast turned into a show about dealing and living with facial injuries/disfigurement

Probably not a good sign when you’re dreaming about podcast hosts
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Postby quinine » Tue Aug 03, 2021 1:00 pm

weird i just did the same with the 70 question digital schizophrenia screener my psych sent me
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Postby kid8 » Sat Aug 07, 2021 8:35 am

I don't know shit about history or wars but I was an american soldier in WWII and got left behind in a foreign country. there was a group of us and we decided to ask for asylum or whatever so in my dream we're marching towards the government leaders and I start spewing nonsense about how "uh-uh they better give us asylum, I be like biiitch *smack* give me asylum!" And everyone is laughing like yeah ok marco, cause I am the furthest thing from the leader or even being brave. So when we get to the place everyone is scared shitless cause these dudes are big and tall and for some reason our group is all small and meek. No one is saying anything so I start talking with like a heartfelt speech but it starts sounding like I'm asking for more porridge, so I switch gears and start offering our services to their military, specifically that we have won over the trust of some local rebel towns and we can help them spy on them. It was a total shit show. Basically, I think it means I would sell out my country in a second if it means that I'll be ok. :?
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Postby theta » Tue Aug 10, 2021 5:31 am

in a big building at night trying to find a bar with my mom but they all had swimming pools

then

at a big cookout/gathering of all board people and mcwop and okl got in a shirtless fistfight in the mud while it was still daylight out

then

all my teeth were rotting out of my head and i pulled one out and it was covered in cronenbergian stretchy thin layers of shed gum. went to a restaurant with someone and they pointed out leonard cohen sitting at one of the tables and said “he used to beat me up” but all i could think of was my rotten teeth
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Postby WHITEBOYWASTED » Tue Aug 10, 2021 7:44 am

stabbed repeatedly in the testicles by a 1977 gollum
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Aug 10, 2021 8:33 am

in part of my dream i was just looking at the stars and the milky way for a while, a nice use of dream time

i also spent a long time looking for iceberg lettuce at a store that was cleaned out of produce but had tons of deceptive cabbage
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Postby Riverchrist » Tue Aug 10, 2021 9:41 am

theta wrote:at a big cookout/gathering of all board people and mcwop and okl got in a shirtless fistfight in the mud while it was still daylight out


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