The Righteous Gemstones (HBO) (McBride/Goodman/Goggins)

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Is SGP Wrong?

No he's correct Adam Devine is an abomination
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6%
Yes, Adam Devine is usually annoying but he's perfect for this role
71
68%
Gimme more Devine! All Devine all day!
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26%
 
Total votes : 104

Postby Durham » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:49 pm

I think about Kenny Powers suggesting a TIFF file for his banner in Mexico all the time
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Postby trouble » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:54 pm

a lot more votes coming in against adam devine. people must be seeing Jexi
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Postby lockheed » Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:15 pm

i sublet a room in an apt and found a lacie rugged drive in the coffee table drawer the other day
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Postby lockheed » Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:23 pm

like a dusty old muscular lacie rugged drive, felt very reassuring.
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:28 pm

Let's all post selfies with our LaCie Rugged Drives.
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Postby warmjets » Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:28 pm

Durham wrote:I think about Kenny Powers suggesting a TIFF file for his banner in Mexico all the time


Same
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Postby VHGisdead » Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:13 pm

McBride's verbal flourishes are so good. Just the way he pronounces joblessToggle Spoiler in the finale kills me
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Postby surly » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:02 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:damn it Greedo will forever fuck that word for me
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Postby quinine » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:40 am

now that it's officially the offseason

I challenge anyone to find a more gemstone-lookin-motherfucker's headshot on their local megachurch website

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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:47 am

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Postby concerning » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:49 am

VHGisdead wrote:McBride's verbal flourishes are so good. Just the way he pronounces joblessToggle Spoiler in the finale kills me


him saying "coins" has been a daily intrusive thought
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Postby quinine » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:05 am

I said your local megachurch ty
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Postby Hal Jordan » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:11 am

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Planetshakers music and touring send multiple teams across the globe, ministering in over 40 nations, reaching millions of people annually. ‘planetboom’ exists as part of this, and embodies the next generation of Planetshakers music. Birthed out of the youth ministry, ‘planetboom’ are passionate about encountering God and seeking His presence. Comprised of young musicians, songwriters and vocalists, the team lead thousands of teenagers in breakthrough praise and worship every week. Relentless in their pursuit of God, they seek to change the culture around them through a new sound of praise and worship that is both relevant and powerful.
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Postby goldmatt » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:12 am

quinine wrote:now that it's officially the offseason

I challenge anyone to find a more gemstone-lookin-motherfucker's headshot on their local megachurch website


Madison only has one megachurch and this is the only pastor on their staff that seems remotely Gemstone-ish.

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Postby Barthes Starr » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:20 am

Comb my hair and brush my teeth
Oil my beard and eat my greens
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Postby Bartatua » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:36 am

Shotfrog wrote:Image


the exorcism vids from these guys are better than anything on gemstones
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Postby wakeman » Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:34 pm

maybe it shouldn't be surprising, but I was struck by home much of a self-deprecating sad-sack Goodman was on WTF. I guess it's a common story but pretty sad such a talented guy is so hard on himself.
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Postby lights » Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:43 pm

I think about the line "sample suck some clean dick" way more often that is healthy. It's just so perfect. It speaks volumes in just 5 words, and it's simultaneously crass and casually cruel. God. It's the little things about this show that really make it shine.
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Postby kirito » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:25 am

just caught up to this show and it killed me in the finale that the ghost of scott was sitting next to aimee lee at the service for some reason
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Postby warmjets » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:12 am

Still can't get misbehavin' out of my head
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Postby apostrophe » Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:29 am

just recently finished this, really enjoyed it.

"i don't eat thai anymore, especially not for lunch, it gives me the shits"
"god bj, you don't say 'shit', you say 'bm'"
"lotta things are different with me judy, i'm more edgy now"

followed by
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shame dawg wrote:
Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:bj's slow reveal of his earring


would love a gif of this


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Postby tarantula » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:24 am

just discovered this and i'm in awe of the writing. i mean, it had it's share of flat parts, but the overall arc of the show was like an epic on par w/ the first three star wars movies to me

that runnin' round the house w/ a pickle in my mouth thread i never clicked on here now makes sense

the amount of cock 'n balls shown feels like a hilariously deliberate exploitation of hbo's policy to allow full frontal nudity. like the writers were given an amount of seconds full frontal nudity could be included in each episode so they ducked the male gaze and just filled 'em w/ dicks for laughs

edi patterson's delivery of lines hit me in a new a part of my brain i didn't know i had
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