what do you say to your barber?

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:36 pm

step in



"i'd like a short haircut please. i need to look normal again."
When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby clouds » Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:37 pm

sorry i let it get so long i got the depression
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:40 pm

"tapered?"

...sure? ya gotta live a little
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Postby internetfriend » Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:41 pm

"what's up, my barber"
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts

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Postby Buddy Knox » Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:46 pm

We mainly discuss twentieth century American poetry.
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Postby Reliable Tradesman » Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:51 pm

I've just decided that I hate my barber's guts.

So I'll let you know what I say to my new one.
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Postby chimp » Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:53 pm

I realised that my barber is, next to my girlfriend, the person I regularly spend longest speaking to one-on-one. What does this mean of myself.
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Postby chimp » Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:53 pm

He's a really nice guy
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:59 pm

generally just have a quick weather and sports small talk with my 65+ year old barbers. then just pure excellence

When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby conductor » Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:06 am

My barber informed me that my haircut was popularized by Jerry Lewis "of Lewis and Martin."

I said "nice!"
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Postby Grey Poupon » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:15 am

my barber is different every time because I go to a stand (not a shop) in a shopping mall run by a rotating cast of 4-5 Chinese people who charge $10

'could I please have number 2 clippers on the back and side and a bit off the top with scissors'


now you could argue that $10 gets a shitty haircut, but fact is I'll be getting something mediocre anywhere, and all the other places want $25-30 for a mediocre haircut, and these guys don't talk and I'm done in 8 minutes
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Postby Grey Poupon » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:16 am

I realise I'm not really getting the point of the thread but I don't care

I'm a no nonsense guy

as illustrated by my choice of barber
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Postby landspeedrecord » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:31 am

I'll have what he's having
rather be an idiot than a sheeple
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Postby aububs » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:44 am

I don't own a barber :(
no buddy not really
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Postby Debbie » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:46 am

"look the reason I haven't seen you in ten years is ..."
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Postby Kenny » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:52 am

"size 3 around the sides, and about this much (fingers about an inch and a half apart) on top"
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Just wanna play videogames all the time and everyday.
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Postby WeirdJungle » Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:44 am

Hey, so you seen any good movies lately?

How about that Netflix? Some of those shows aren’t half bad!

I’m surprised there aren’t more folks in here today, is there a big game or something?

Nah, I don’t really follow sports too much. What have I been missing?
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Postby separator » Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:46 am

new kingslayer

but yesterday it was just help me out on the back and sides so i can keep it growing and push it back
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:48 am

i'm a longhair and i'm dreading the day when i end up in that damn chair again
WHITESOXXX-XXX-XXXX
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Postby bro tones » Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:49 am

we talk about hot celeb goss and he also tells me insanely personal things about his other clients
benj wrote:rest in peace luggii dead ass
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Postby milknight » Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:17 am

1 all over
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:50 pm

sailing,
takes me away...
When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby kit fox » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:16 am

"just an inch or two, clean up the split ends."

"yeah sure layer it or whatever i donno, I got [some special event] coming up"
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Postby viachicago » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:20 am

"yea just take it back and clean it up"

after that we rehash the same series of conversations regarding surfing/cycling/traveling/romantic interests
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Postby bro tones » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:21 am

buzzed my head a few months ago and went back recently to get tightened up and he kinda just gave me the timothy mcveigh fade
benj wrote:rest in peace luggii dead ass
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Postby jack » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:21 am

i give my barber a big tip because he knows i don't want to make small talk while i'm getting my hair cut
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Postby Marza » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:22 am

"how ya doing, handsome?"

I cut my own hair
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Postby NegativeUserExperience » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:25 am

#2 on the sides, inch off the top, tapered in the back, and yes I’d love a local seasonal microbrew
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Postby aububs » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:33 am

being a barber must be exhausting
no buddy not really
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Postby Buddy Knox » Tue Jun 25, 2019 12:41 pm

I stopped going to my barber last spring when out of nowhere she announced "People who don't like Donald Trump need to get a life."

I haven't found a new barber yet so I've just been growing my hair out until it gets so long that my employer complains and I shave it off.
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