what do you say to your barber?

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Bartatua » Tue Jun 25, 2019 12:53 pm

"Fix it."
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby Bartatua » Tue Jun 25, 2019 12:54 pm

Buddy Knox wrote:I stopped going to my barber last spring when out of nowhere she announced "People who don't like Donald Trump need to get a life."

I haven't found a new barber yet so I've just been growing my hair out until it gets so long that my employer complains and I shave it off.


I had a terrible time finding a non-racist barber until my most recent move
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby quinine » Tue Jun 25, 2019 12:55 pm

we just say hello, confirm I want the usual, and then he chats with the other barbers while I sit in silence. it's great
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Postby virile » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:51 pm

"go nuts"
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Postby wendy » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:53 pm

“Just fuck me up”
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:11 pm

I never see the same person twice
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Postby wendy » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:13 pm

I’ve been seeing the same stylist for about a year and last time I went to my salon I unlocked the wine option

Yeah there’s a fucking wine option!!!! So now when I go I’m just chillin sippin on a glass of rose while Cynthia perfects my bob :}
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Postby wendy » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:14 pm

Just kidding about chillin I actually have extreme social anxiety at the salon and am incredibly awkward and offputting

I do get wine now tho
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Postby wendy » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:15 pm

Hm it’s not called “unlocked” in real life is it

What’s the word for leveling up
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Postby scurrydog » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:23 pm

Make it look as thick as possible.
love you guys!
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Postby shark week » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:05 pm

i have a coupon for free haircut at sports clips

what is sports clips like?
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Postby virile » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:07 pm

they will shave a volleyball into your skull if you want
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Postby shark week » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:07 pm

i am a huge sports fan but i have this inkling that sports clips is awful and that it would be preferable to use the 7$ haircut coupon i have for super cuts

i haven't paid for a haircut since August of last year but hopefully i'll have some interviews coming up and want to look better than my cut-it-myself look
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Postby shark week » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:08 pm

virile wrote:they will shave a volleyball into your skull if you want


this is rad but unfortunately not the look i'm going for at the moment
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Postby Spooky Jim » Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:48 pm

So I was looking for a thread to post this in, and was looking for the thread for just posting random shit in, but then this one maybe makes more sense.

Yesterday I had a job interview at a public library in a suburb of Columbus. I hadn't ever been to the neighborhood before, and live about 35 minutes away, so I made sure to get there real early, just in case. I ended up being there about 25 minutes too early, so I decided to drive around and check out the neighborhood more (it was an unwalkable neighborhood), and was cruising around when I got stuck in traffic, and started to panic as I realized there were only 10 minutes left till my interview. I quickly turned out of the bottle-necked traffic in this suburbs little "historic downtown" area into some spa's parking lot to turn around, but there I see a trio of contractors reroofing a house behind the parking lot. Only, these three contractors all had the same haircut, and not only was it the same haircut but it was none other than Emo Phillip's haircut, and they all looked more or less like Emo Phillip in facial characteristics. Two of them looked like they were twins, and the third looked like he was their older brother. They were all wearing clean overalls too. It felt like a gag really, and I almost hopped out of my car to take a photo, but I didn't think I could inconspicuously take a photo that captured the uncanniness of their appearance, and I felt I was in a rush.
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:08 pm

damn that is spooky, jim
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Postby saranclaps » Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:24 am

i once went to a racist barber who was complaining about trayvon martin and those people and iirc told him my father or mother was black and he became v. uncomfortable and gave me haircut for free.
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Postby kid8 » Wed Jun 26, 2019 4:58 am

after the cut i'm all like, "lookit, i have this much money."
Oh, I'm a failure, because i haven't got a brain.
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Postby NegativeCapability » Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:00 am

Young Stalin.
Back where I bong... behind my desk, changing the world. Using that giant brain to make some magic.
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Postby chargie » Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:07 am

saranclaps wrote:i once went to a racist barber who was complaining about trayvon martin and those people and iirc told him my father or mother was black and he became v. uncomfortable and gave me haircut for free.


thinking that maybe, just maybe, your recollection is in fact not correct
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Postby chargie » Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:07 am

Ferrous Bueller wrote:I never see the same person twice


what kind of psychopath are you??
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Postby chargie » Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:08 am

"the usual and yeah fix up the beard a little"
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Postby No Good Advice » Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:13 am

not today
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