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Postby La Abeja » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:45 pm

did a required web module on harassment policies for my job and the dude's face in this skit is a real - m o o d -
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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:30 am

:ryan:
it's the suspense that gets me wrote:wandering around the house grunting "UUHHHHHH PUT IT ON MEEEEEHHHH"
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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:33 am

i must of done something real bad to deserve this
it's the suspense that gets me wrote:wandering around the house grunting "UUHHHHHH PUT IT ON MEEEEEHHHH"
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Postby Joker » Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:34 am

8-)

























:jack: :? :jack: :? :| :jack: :?
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Postby winjer » Sun Feb 21, 2021 12:58 pm

ya
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Postby winjer » Sun Feb 21, 2021 12:58 pm

what the dark cycle said
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Postby shizaam » Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:25 am

past year has been bad enough with the pandemic and nonstop construction, but today's really special with four dudes with jackhammers outside and a two huge excavators hammering the street hard enough to shake the apartment
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:54 am

lol the state of ohio decided today would be a good day to test all of its tornado alarms at once
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Postby Joker » Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:55 am

i think i'm killing myself lmao
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Postby winjer » Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:58 am

going going going going going going

gone?
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:37 pm

Poop
oh no someone save us
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Postby kid8 » Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:42 pm

Watching Seaspiracy on Netflix right now absolutely losing my shit.
Antient Rome.
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Postby Howl's moving gugger » Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:04 pm

pretty pretty closr
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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:00 am

La Abeja wrote:did a required web module on harassment policies for my job and the dude's face in this skit is a real - m o o d -
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This is interesting

He could be about to cry
Bust out laughing
Pinch a deuce

The new white and gold or blue and black dress?
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 23, 2021 1:24 am

all of my nerves are shot to hell

calling out of work for the rest of the week

wish I could tell all of reality to fuck all the way off
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Postby Poptone » Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:44 am

I had a bit of a meltdown today and mostly I just feel guilty about it
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Postby compatibility mode » Wed Jun 23, 2021 8:33 am

My Airbnb hosts are pissed I purchased an air purifier for my room because they chain smoke all day in doors, their argument being that it's going to raise their electricity bill. We stopped talking but they've started hiding the coffee filters so I can't make coffee in the morning. I find them pretty easily but it's pretty exhausting to be in such a toxic environment. They also got angry I used a spoon, washed it, and put it in the drying rack instead of drying it off with a towel and returning it to it's original location.

They don't want tenants but they invite tenants to live there for long periods of time.
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Postby quinine » Wed Jun 23, 2021 8:39 am

what on earth

did they disclose the smoking before
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Postby compatibility mode » Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:46 pm

they did not. the house rules said "no smoking." i mentioned that when they were griping about the air purifier they said "yeah, guests cant smoke. hosts can." followed up by "everyone knows i smoke."
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Postby compatibility mode » Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:47 pm

i dont think their cat bathes itself because its covered in cig smoke and air freshener mist from those wall mounted auto air freshener spritzers
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Postby compatibility mode » Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:51 pm

also the AC is broken. airbnb said i can get a discount for the AC and smoky room AND use electricity pretty freely, but i cant really cancel without financial penalty and move somewhere else.

i got a notice yesterday for a new listing in the area, and its actually the same hosts and listing for the same exact location i am in, just registered at an address down the block with updated house rules that says "smoking allowed" and "no AC/no kitchen." So they are just listing their neighbors address as their own, and I realized that I am staying in a location that is also next door to the one I booked, and when she mentioned that she was like "yeah, I dont know how to fix that mistake" but now im realizing it must be intentional. i wonder if thats ground to cancel without penalty, tried calling airbnb today but had to hang up after being on hold for 20 minutes.
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Postby compatibility mode » Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:53 pm

good news is im working 4 day weeks and am a 4 hour drive from a bunch of tight spots with tons of friends so ive been taking off every weekend.
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:57 pm

i had a 5 hour panic attack last night til 6am and when i woke up at 2pm it was still going. im temping and the temp agency hasnt called me with a job in almost a month and im out of money and my meds need refilling and death is inevitable

somebody please just find me a job i can do without wanting to glue my face to the ceiling with buckshot
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Postby compatibility mode » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:14 pm

i know this probably doesnt help, but i pop a benadryl when i dont have any other options
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Postby DisownedByGodFML » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:17 pm

Tried to psych myself up to quit my job in a year end review and wussed out
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Postby internethandle » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:20 pm

The entire front desk staff is basically quitting because management are intransigent entitled blockheads who refuse to give an inch over anything and end up adding insult to the injury of working for an exploitative corporate shitshow. This basically means that I will inevitably be asked to work both front desk and still do tech work when they all jump ship since I’m the only employee left who is cross trained. Places are regularly offering a 30%+ increase in pay, this isn’t rocket science you morons!
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Postby bluestoy » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:25 pm

I'm doing OK, just the usual mediocre sometimes pretty happy existence, but I wish I had more of a gay and asian support network locally. I live in a small New England college town.
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Postby La Abeja » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:29 pm

oh compatibility mode, oh no
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Postby bluestoy » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:36 pm

That sounds like a horrendous AirBnB experience. Nightmare fuel.
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Postby compatibility mode » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:49 pm

its bad but i threw in a window AC unit so at least i can sleep at night. i wear ear plugs and no longer talking with them is great. the real bullshit is when i started referring to the listing and what they arent providing, her first retort was that im not wearing a mask when the listing said i was supposed to. i had notified her i was vaccinated (they are antivax) and they didnt push the mask issue until i started complaining but had been dropping comments like "youre the dangerous one because you got the vaccine." pretty positive they would get COVID and not tell me
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