What does your first serious crush do now?

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby WussWayne » Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:39 pm

Damn dawg :?
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Postby WussWayne » Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:44 pm

I had a mild crush on my secondary best friend who I haven't seen since then. He's ended up turning into some kind of banker type who posts lame motivational quotes and pictures of his terrible suits and watches. My head over heels crush that I can remember well was this girl from uni who now works as a mining engineer for BHP. Everyone's going places but me
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Postby vault » Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:45 pm

her and her sister both have kids by the same goth dude that still watches The Crow on the regular
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Postby important dentist » Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:49 pm

my first crush from like middle school is a nurse i think and the most recent post i remember seeing of hers on facebook was in 2015 endorsing ben carson for president

dodged a bullet there obviously
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Postby Bad Craziness » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:00 pm

one of them became a small town mom nearly indistinguishable from the other small town moms in her constant stream of play-date photosets

the other just married an honest-to-god billionaire and the last couple of weeks on her IG have been a non-stop montage of legit fully-produced short films of an utterly lavish wedding at a coastal Italian villa
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Postby incoherent grunting » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:49 pm

Uh ya, she returned returned to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and had 4 kids before she was 22. She's a stay at home mom and three years ago based on her FB was pretty happy!
My second turned out to be a lesbian, teaches english and works in a record shop while sporting a sick shaved head. Still crushin'
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Postby Merciel » Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:34 pm

bruceagain wrote:you lot had some bougie ass upbringings huh


I guess, but also this is a thread about early-in-life crushes and not "random kids you went to school with." It's not all that surprising that there'd be a skew toward conventionally attractive, outgoing, magnetic people, and those people tend to do pretty well in life.
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:38 pm

not if they grow up poor in buttfuck nowhere they don't
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:46 pm

virile wrote:and this article says former model so i was RIGHT

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Postby chimp » Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:27 am

vault wrote:her and her sister both have kids by the same goth dude that still watches The Crow on the regular


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Postby Milk » Wed Jun 26, 2019 4:53 am

Merciel wrote:
bruceagain wrote:you lot had some bougie ass upbringings huh


I guess, but also this is a thread about early-in-life crushes and not "random kids you went to school with." It's not all that surprising that there'd be a skew toward conventionally attractive, outgoing, magnetic people, and those people tend to do pretty well in life.



Very astute analysis.



I mean i did say mine was at LEAST a part time model. She has a twin actually (whose facebook i can at least still see, three kids, dont know what she does but seems to be extremely sporty) and i never understood really, since my crush was MOSTLY one of those distant one (i mean i never was friend with her) and based a lot more on her appearance than personality (gimme a break i was 15), why i crushed on her and not her sister... you'd think it could have been either. Frankly i think it might have been that...she had a better haircut.... :?

Fun very "boonies" fact....she is actually the daughter of my dad's cousin and hence has the same last name as me. I learned of that fact shortly AFTER i started crushing. Didn't stop me. Was too late by then anyway.
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Postby Milk » Wed Jun 26, 2019 4:54 am

bruceagain wrote:not if they grow up poor in buttfuck nowhere they don't



listen you don'T have to be so salty that your crush ended up being just a poor person doing poor people things. Whatever THAT entails. :roll:
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Postby Milk » Wed Jun 26, 2019 4:58 am

also im pretty sure my crush was at best lower middle class but most likely working class since it was her AND two sisters raised by their (gay) dad alone in a small house and she DEFINITELY grew up in buttfuck nowhere so... it's not a definite 100% sure thing that it's all the future someone in this situation can have. But no im not being all bootstraps or anything, definitely generally it will end up being that. Also i don't know about Australia but an higher education in Canada isn't a financial impossibility even to lower classes.
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Postby kid8 » Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:01 am

(gay), (buttfuck) alert, alert alert.
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Postby Milk » Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:02 am

Frankly i wish my crush wasn't doing what she is now doing as i feel it's probably not beneficial to mankind (i mean really..AC for cars!?!?) and she probably is one of those upper middle class person that just pollutes a lot. but then again i'm very judgmental about these things. Ideally everybody is poor and doesn't impact the planet too much.
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Postby Milk » Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:04 am

kid8 wrote:(gay), (buttfuck) alert, alert alert.


I guess im mentioning it because it was A THING in my boonies town plus im sure it kept him from being able to have a better living. Yes i am saying probably the fact that it was known would have kept him from getting hired in a lot of places back home. It's not like in a city where you can expect to just walk in anywhere without people knowing about your sex life and even if they did, they'd probably not care because they live in a city and hence are more liberal.
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Postby kid8 » Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:09 am

is your av from this video?
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Postby Darlene » Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:55 am

how do i move to Buttfuck, NW?
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Postby pantsoclock » Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:52 am

I don't know her last name so unless there's some registry of people who owned boxy corollas in New Hampshire I'm out of luck.
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Postby Sobieski » Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:56 am

In New Hampshire they keep that in a box right next to the baptismal records

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Postby Ides of Smarch » Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:08 am

it looks like she's doing ok as a freelance graphic designer while raising a middle/high schooler. our time dating was short, but it was (for me at least) truly incandescent teenage fun. i handled it very poorly when she broke it off, and it took me embarrassingly long to get over her. like 8 years ago, my partner crossed paths with her while working at 711. when it was revealed that we were dating, she appeared happy for us. i guess that's neat. she probably still hates my guts though.
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Postby Catullus » Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:54 am

6th grade: associate professor of political science at a local college

Middle school: preeminent weed accountant

High school: digital artist and stay at home dad
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:00 am

Is it weird that I can't remember the names of any of my crushes till high school, and even then can almost only remember the names of ones I ended up dating (which are hardly any).

Magdalena was a senior when I was a freshman and we were in agriculture class together. We used to flirt a storm but when it came down to it her being a senior and me being a freshman was too much of an age difference then (this thread also brought out that I have a tendency to date/chase after older women). I looked her up on Facebook a while back and she was married with kids and looked hella like a mom and was still really pretty.
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:50 am

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Postby Jefferson Zeppelin » Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:45 am

Seamus wrote:she is still a goth


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Postby blurst of times » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:36 am

she works as a nurse, and i know she was married for a while to a dude who directs "christian movies" lol. i think they might be divorced now? still, she's definitely a hardcore republican/maga head, which is depressing to think about
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Postby joe » Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:41 am

Merciel wrote:
bruceagain wrote:you lot had some bougie ass upbringings huh


I guess, but also this is a thread about early-in-life crushes and not "random kids you went to school with." It's not all that surprising that there'd be a skew toward conventionally attractive, outgoing, magnetic people, and those people tend to do pretty well in life.


i was going to guess it's likely that most popular kids are rich kids, popular kids are more likely to be crushed on from afar, parental income is best predictor of future income.
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Postby Merciel » Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:51 am

Sure, I think all those things are interrelated. Kids who grow up rich tend to be more confident than those who grow up poor (it takes a while to disentangle all the social cross-currents even as an adult, and as kids, I think most people just make the connection that poverty = shameful without really comprehending or having the tools to push back on why); kids who have nice clothes, fashionable haircuts, and cool stuff are more likely to come from affluent homes; and on and on. Almost every signifier of standard-issue tween to teen attractiveness is linked to parental money and social position (i.e., being bougie as hell), and we're talking about an early period in life when it's at least slightly less likely that any of us were going to go for random off-beat crushes as opposed to the conventional choice. And we know that there isn't nearly the degree of social mobility in our generation that our parents' or grandparents' generations had, so parental class position becomes the strongest predictor of the child's adult social position.

Upshot: pretty good chance that your first crush ended up doing or being something upper-middle-class.
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Postby Milk » Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:30 pm

Kenny wrote:Is it weird that I can't remember the names of any of my crushes till high school, and even then can almost only remember the names of ones I ended up dating (which are hardly any).
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Nadia (the one who's a teacher back home, this was like grade 2 or 3)
Marie-Josée (grade..3..4?)
Isabelle (Secondaire 1, which would be like grade 7)
Karine (Secondaire 2...this crush lasted until i had gym class with her and being that i sucked at gym class cause i hate sports and that she was sporty...a fact which i dint realise until gym class...wow....she basically bullied me, so that was that)
Katia (Secondaire 4 ,the girl from the op, crush seems a feeble word for her but yet you know...never went out with her or anything, still it was obsessive..)

After that there's Corina in Secondaire 5 but she was more then a crush cause we were friends and almost a thing and I was in love with her and it basically took me three years to get over her and she's partly the reason i didn't go to college in Montreal as i was supposed to (i'd been accepted and all). If there's one decisive moment in my life that might have changed everything it happened in summer of 1995. I don't know what would have become of me if i'd followed the original plan. But then again it's quite possible i'd have dropped out within months and still ended up more or less where i am

then we're getting into adult age crushes (no i didn't date anyone until i was four years into adulthood). There are certainly tiny ones that don't really count in between those (what about secondaire 3? i don't know). Maybe i should count Pornuma in early secondaire 5. She was an exchange student from Thailand who didn't speak a word of French (seriously the exchange program was dumb, oh you're going to Canada, you know English? you're good....uh...yeah depends where in Canada) and happened to have to sit next to me in English class and because she didn't know i was supposed to be a weirdo you don't talk to so she actually talked to me quite a lot (in English mostly though she got to learn some basic French fast) and befriended me at least in class. She was also a lesbian and it took me way too long to wise up to that fact. I mean the moment i asked about that name she kept writing in her agenda and she told me it was her best (girl) friend's name i should have been like...ooh.... I found her online in the early social media days of 2004 and exchanged two or three emails. She remembered that i gave her two or three poems (yeah i did that... :oops: :oops: ) and one was about her but really my poetry was so shitty and abstruse (and in retrospect full of mistakes, it was in english but i didn't master it as much as i thought...) i doubt she could ever tell.
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