how we doin on not buying shit on amazon

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Amblin » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:05 pm

It’s ok to order something as long as it doesn’t ship til after the strike
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:06 pm

the toop of a bastard
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Postby sadville » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:06 pm

i am having the performance of my life of not buying shit on amazon

like, it's kinda unreal how good i'm doing
Wild nights - Wild nights!
Were I with thee
Wild nights should be
Our luxury!
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Postby antoine » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:11 pm

I bought everything on Amazon already so I don't need to buy anything else.
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:12 pm

i drove to target to buy a swimming diaper instead of buying it off amazon #endcapitalism
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Postby NegativeCapability » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:12 pm

big zorb wrote:more like beff jezos, imo


nah more like buff jizzus imho
Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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Postby jack » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:14 pm

palmer eldritch wrote:presumably so they can use the imdb information in their streaming video service?


they bought it in the late 90s way before streaming video services were even a thing. i think they bought it to use the data to sell dvds to people.

anyway i'm still mad that they shut down the forums full of crazy people.
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Postby dusky » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:55 pm

still never done this and can’t imagine a reason why I would
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:58 pm

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:
Robo-Chachi wrote:He thought he was buying www.imjb.com


Image

Genuinely delighted to see this gif back
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Postby tea preacher » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:07 pm

cancelled my amazon account about a year ago at the height of the facial recognition controversy. that's entirely negated by the fact that my wife has her own account and orders stuff on it all the time.
you'll never hear me talk about one day getting out
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Postby Reliable Tradesman » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:18 pm

But guys they're selling 12 Cliff Bars for $27
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Postby antoine » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:20 pm

If no one in the world bought anything on Prime day...that would be so sicj
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Postby guy forget » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:22 pm

Damn lotta wives gettin the business itt
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Postby guy forget » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:24 pm

I accidentally listened to Audible for a while today, what should I do to repent
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:26 pm

the wife loves the prime account
the hubby loves the boiler
together they watch hbo
and never read a spoiler
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Postby Buddy Knox » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:26 pm

I was using Prime Pantry for buying food as recently as 6 months ago. I’m glad I finally have grocery delivery options in my podunk hamlet now because it’s far cheaper and I can actually get real produce. And I’m also, you know, no longer funneling all of my income into this awful company.
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Postby Buddy Knox » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:31 pm

My boss uses the business Amazon account to buy all of his personal stuff and I could not believe how many orders he has placed. Like over 300 in the past 6 months. He returns almost half of the stuff too and the company is slowly going broke from return shipping and restocking fees.
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Postby trouble » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:35 pm

fester wrote:i emailed my wife this morning telling her we shouldn't partake and she emailed me back in agreement. Then 10 minutes later she ordered like a dozen things. :x


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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:24 pm

dusky wrote:still never done this and can’t imagine a reason why I would


mcwop23 wrote:i drove to target to buy a swimming diaper instead of buying it off amazon #endcapitalism
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Postby trouble » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:27 pm

a diaper that swims, what will they think of next
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Postby virile » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:29 pm

mcwop23 wrote:i drove to target to buy a swimming diaper instead of buying it off amazon #endcapitalism


just poop before you go swimming friend
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Postby fester » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:22 pm

mcwop23 wrote:i drove to target to buy a swimming diaper instead of buying it off amazon #endcapitalism


you really need to start using the toilet
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Postby fester » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:23 pm

oh i see we made that joke almost an hour ago
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Postby Debbie » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:26 pm

I have done an amazing job of rejecting consumerism wholesale (lol) the last two months

Feels great
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Postby Casimir » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:35 pm

I bought two used reference books recently that would have been much more expensive new but otherwise doing OK beyond prime.
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Postby theta » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:35 pm

oh no zorb

i haven’t bought anything from amazon in like a year but today, this very day, i broke edge and ordered a particular type of dritz snaps i couldn’t find anywhere else
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:36 pm

theta, theta, theta
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Postby theta » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:37 pm

i KNOW

ugh
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Postby FourLegsGood » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:38 pm

Didn’t know about the strike and ordered a thermostat and some light bulbs and now I feel like a scab
#weirdnight
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Postby theta » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:41 pm

oh my god i crossed the fucking picket line? i didn’t realize there was a strike either
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