how we doin on not buying shit on amazon

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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:42 pm

wow. well that thermostat won't be much help when you're BURNING IN HELL
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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:46 pm

i didnt buy anything from amazon today and dont plan on it tomorrow or the next week tbh
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Postby spix et chicho » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:46 pm

ah shit I ordered a new beard trimmer. like where does one even buy such a thing if not amazon anymore? one of those weird stores that only sells beard razors and super sharp knives and alarm clocks?
CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:46 pm

i just buy stuff from dtc companies who advertise on instagram
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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:47 pm

i have too many athletic pants and tech wallets, pls help
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Postby spix et chicho » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:47 pm

this is a real chain in quebec, see if you can figure out all the types of shit they sell

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Postby trouble » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:48 pm

I bought dog food and I don't even have a dog. The deals were just too good to pass.
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Postby theta » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:48 pm

that’s a lot of et plus
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Postby trouble » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:49 pm

mmm Ricardo
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:50 pm

lucy you got some 'splainin to do...about these purchases during the amazon strike, that is!
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Postby virile » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:53 pm

big zorb wrote:wow. well that thermostat won't be much help when you're BURNING IN HELL


dear big zorb i have got some great news about what thermostats are useful for pm me
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:55 pm

oh yeah virile satan is just gonna let someone fuck with the thermostats in hell
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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:55 pm

virile wrote:
big zorb wrote:wow. well that thermostat won't be much help when you're BURNING IN HELL


dear big zorb i have got some great news about what thermostats are useful for pm me

can i pm you too (prostate massage you) with thermostat
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Postby virile » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:01 pm

oh most certainly fuckles you do great pms
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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:04 pm

k thanks
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Postby goofy's dead wife » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:12 pm

Buddy Knox wrote:My boss uses the business Amazon account to buy all of his personal stuff and I could not believe how many orders he has placed. Like over 300 in the past 6 months. He returns almost half of the stuff too and the company is slowly going broke from return shipping and restocking fees.


i looked earlier today and placed over 200 orders from there in 2017. "jeez louise" mostly makeup but still. i think the thing is that i was working there as driver support then and that a significant portion of our pay ("bonuses") was doled out in amazon gift cards. my last purchase there was a nintendo switch and a copy of mario odyssey which i saved up my amazon neetbux to get. i'm actually playing them right now! wacky.
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Postby goofy's dead wife » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:15 pm

my boss at amazon has a public twitter account attached to his real name and tweets where he does nothing but follow cosplay porn models and jordan peterson/dave rubin style libertarian pundits. he peppered every email with family guy and doctor who quotes. there's a cum stained waifu pillow somewhere in every tale of worker misery. anyway. he said "Yikes!" a lot. Yikes!
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Postby Debbie » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:20 pm

Denise wrote:I have done an amazing job of rejecting consumerism wholesale (lol) the last two months

Feels great


Like for some dumb reason I want some stainless steel drinking glasses but have no need for this and they're like $60 for 4
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Postby antoine » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:26 pm

spix et chicho wrote:ah shit I ordered a new beard trimmer. like where does one even buy such a thing if not amazon anymore? one of those weird stores that only sells beard razors and super sharp knives and alarm clocks?

Drug stores, probably grocery stores, target, etc.

Maybe it's different in Canada I dunno
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Postby antoine » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:27 pm

Or just let your beard grow for the cause
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Postby grace cathedral park » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:30 pm

stupidly bought something for the first time in maybe six months on sunday night. i cancelled prime after goofy's dead wife told me her horrible experience working there. no regrets other than kinda sorta missing prime video.

i was being really militant about it around a year ago and straight up drove 20 minutes to a fucking FRY'S ELECTRONICS to pick up a piece of small hardware.

unrelated but it seems like amazon sells a lot of fake/out of code shit these days
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Postby grace cathedral park » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:31 pm

spix et chicho wrote:this is a real chain in quebec, see if you can figure out all the types of shit they sell

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this looks like a place that steals your aunt's kitchen appliances and decor and resells them
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Postby grace cathedral park » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:32 pm

like that image is giving me flashbacks of cleaning out my nonna's kitchen after she died
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Postby chimp » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:46 pm

I own a second hand kindle how bad is it to buy kindle books?
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Postby incoherent grunting » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:48 pm

BAD
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Postby incoherent grunting » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:48 pm

luckily for you, it's very good to steal them
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Postby joe » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:56 pm

theta wrote:oh my god i crossed the fucking picket line? i didn’t realize there was a strike either


Aw fuck
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Postby futurist » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:27 am

antoine wrote:
Eyeball Kid wrote:Even avoiding visiting the Amazon-owned IMDB, which is tough because I love to read movie quotes and goofs.

Trying to figure out why they own this


stuff like this is weird.

republican bootlicker and detroit supervillain Dan Gilbert of quickenloans owns dictionary.com, for instance
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:38 am

Amazon is fucked here so I probably haven't bought anything from them since whenever the first paperwhite came out
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Postby Grey Poupon » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:04 am

Me too but I have the 2011 kindle touch. One of my best electronic purchases.
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