are u "on one"

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:02 pm

if so, how does it work?
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Postby mancubz » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:05 pm

Well I am gonna help close out this bar so I can go to the beach at 4 am I think that’s one way it works
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Johan POOPLER wrote: i'd rather live another 50 years with an untouched nutsack than be rent from the platonic embrace of my sweet, beloved bitch.
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Postby mancubz » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:05 pm

I have to provide “moral support” which is like the thing I’m worst at
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Johan POOPLER wrote: i'd rather live another 50 years with an untouched nutsack than be rent from the platonic embrace of my sweet, beloved bitch.
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Postby mancubz » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:06 pm

Also I play first base now so I’m on one every weekend I guess
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Johan POOPLER wrote: i'd rather live another 50 years with an untouched nutsack than be rent from the platonic embrace of my sweet, beloved bitch.
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Postby figaro » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:13 pm

do you talk shit to all the base runners?
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Postby Autarch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:18 pm

mancubz wrote:Also I play first base now so I’m on one every weekend I guess


technically the pitcher is 1. first base is 3.
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Postby Tetradyne » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:23 pm

I thought third base was anal
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:25 pm

mancubz wrote:Well I am gonna help close out this bar so I can go to the beach at 4 am I think that’s one way it works


you are a fuckin saint
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Postby Debbie » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:25 pm

song really is an all-time great
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:25 pm

that is like the coolest thing you could post at...midnight
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:26 pm

figaro wrote:do you talk shit to all the base runners?



why would you ever need to ask that
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:26 pm

i think she talked shit to me at my own wedding
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Postby Debbie » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:27 pm

checks out
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Postby Autarch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:28 pm

Tetradyne wrote:I thought third base was anal


if you're gonna use nsfw language, please use spoilers. I love reading posts on the board, but sometimes people get too inappropriate and this is one of those times. I'd love to read your posts, but please either use spoilers or just refrain from inappropriate language. Otherwise I will have to issue a warning.
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Postby Debbie » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:30 pm

turd base is anal
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Postby Debbie » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:31 pm

jesus i'm sorry
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Postby Locke » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:35 pm

I'm not sorry
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:39 pm

Denise wrote:turd base is anal



dude
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:39 pm

really
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Postby Autarch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:41 pm

Nathan, please read the thread I just created. It is particularly relevant to the subject matter of this thread and I would really rather you read the new thread before continuing to post in this thread. It's an emergency.
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Postby Cronos » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:42 pm

Turd base is just a blow job in Ireland duh
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Postby mancubz » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:42 pm

Shaggy 2 Dope wrote:i think she talked shit to me at my own wedding

I was actually initially put on the team to “talk mad shit at the other teams”
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Postby Debbie » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:43 pm

Shaggy 2 Dope wrote:
Denise wrote:turd base is anal



dude


i feel absolutely terrible
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Postby Autarch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:44 pm

Cronos wrote:Turd base is just a blow job in Ireland duh


that's a warning, cronos. blow jobToggle Spoiler is inappropriate language and should be hidden behind a spoiler tag.
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:47 pm

Denise wrote:
Shaggy 2 Dope wrote:
Denise wrote:turd base is anal



dude


i feel absolutely terrible



remember when we ran into my coworker

that was really funny, to me
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:48 pm

oh i didnt read tetras dumb post i thought you just posted that for no reason

i guess he post it for no reason?

what the hell dude
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:48 pm

im trying to have a thread here

i just want to post a bit

dont fuck it up
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:49 pm

oh autuarahch or whatever too

you know what can the ppl that dont know me just like, not post for a bit

you can post later when the people i do know are asleep
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Postby Shaggy 2 Dope » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:49 pm

hey
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Postby Autarch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:50 pm

shaggy 2 dope,

If we haven't met, let me introduce myself: my name is Mike, but people around here call me autarch. It's nice to meet you!
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