nathan has lost it; he's crashing the markets once more

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby regal mallard » Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:52 pm

i crashed a market once. the tomatoes went everyewhere
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Postby big zorb » Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:55 pm

The tomatoes here are livelihoods
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:56 pm

Why only the tomatoes? Were no other fruits or vegetables affected?
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Postby regal mallard » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:02 pm

listen i'm no economist

i drive
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Postby important dentist » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:10 pm

nathan no!!
"My foremost duty is to the board," Important Dentist countered. "I
cannot afford to spend that much time researching human sexuality."
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Postby Debbie » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:12 pm

I'm sorry
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Postby big zorb » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:13 pm

Nathan you're unbelievable!
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Postby Debbie » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:14 pm

Baby i was born this way
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Postby big zorb » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:15 pm

Did we ever come up with a plan for when nathan tries to crash the markets?
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Postby Debbie » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:17 pm

The plan is: have crashed markets
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Postby Marza » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:18 pm

aah my money my precious money
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Postby big zorb » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:35 pm

Nathan has crashed our money, too!
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Postby Bernie » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:36 pm

here I sit
broke and sad
the markets have crashed
because nathan was bad
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Postby big zorb » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:45 pm

Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Tried to shit
But nathan crashed the markets
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Postby Bernie » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:05 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
He crashed the fucking dumbass market
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Postby Bernie » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:14 pm

Wait, where is this nathan guy from again?
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Postby big zorb » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:22 pm

Nathan is like Tom Bombadil, except he crashes the markets
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Postby Chyet » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:27 pm

Image
ad astra per alia porci/harken' up, cowards/and hell is dark
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Postby Chyet » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:29 pm

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Postby Debbie » Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:54 am

Better watch out today
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Postby Reliable Tradesman » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:16 am

My cabbbbaaaagggggeeesssss
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Postby Debbie » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:28 am

My advice: shart the entire market today
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:30 am

[Ed Kowalczyk voice] markets crashing
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby Debbie » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:35 am

gotta live gotta live gotta live

in broke towne
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:37 am

How dumb will I feel that I basically squandered the decade between recessions? Sounds off in the comments. Thanks Nathan!
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Postby Debbie » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:38 am

Those were your days of carefree leisure

You did it right
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:38 am

delgriffith wrote:How dumb will I feel that I basically squandered the decade between recessions? Sounds off in the comments. Thanks Nathan!


better to ask this question in 2030, you're getting ahead of yourself
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Postby Debbie » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:39 am

I just gotta figure out which of the city parks will be nicest to sleep in
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Postby Debbie » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:39 am

Also I guess my new fake name

Titan Q. Rothschild III
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Postby Jeremy » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:40 am

Come on baby leave some change behind.
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