nathan has lost it; he's crashing the markets once more

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby trigross » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:05 am

man i'm def going to lose my job from this recession

i can feel it
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Postby Shotfrog » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:11 am

You'll lose your job and your bosses will still be all Image
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Postby sordid affair » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:14 am

mcwop23 wrote:this guy is what is wrong with our country and culture



my dad used to run by a dilapidated shack in gainesville

there was a white sheet stretched across two trees, scrawled with: "I'm a 1% Wannabe"
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:33 am

i've heard of wedding crashers starring vince vaughn, but market crashers starring nathan?? that's ridiculous..
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Postby powderfinger » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:38 am

I almost moved a big chunk of my retirement accounts into bond funds on Tuesday when the market rebounded but then I got busy at work and let it slide.
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Postby jack » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:03 am

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Postby alaska » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:04 am

i should get a teachers certification or something idk
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Postby alaska » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:05 am

i wish i made $100,000 a year. that would be sick
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Postby alaska » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:05 am

i'd take like $25k though tbh
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Postby blab » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:08 am

hi yes i'd like to order 100,000 dollars
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Postby big zorb » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:08 am

what if you got paid in us dollars but you lived somewhere else

that seems like it might be good
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Postby big zorb » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:12 am

i'm hearing that nathan is readying for another round of market crashing

i live in fear of this man
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:34 am

i'm crazy
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:52 am



yeah this doesn't seem good
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Chyet » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:52 am

I bought a share of GE in Robinhood and its already lost $1.16! Welp no accounting for that. :ryan:

(Im putting together a lil basket to watch the recession)

Nathan;

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Postby big zorb » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:21 pm

ha-ha nathan, we get the joke....stop crashing the markets now!
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Postby alaska » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:50 pm

hm
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Postby big zorb » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:55 pm

what's there to hm about? this dude is crashing the markets.
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:57 pm

GE is not a very good indicator of anything but I swear to God I will make it drop more
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:57 pm

It's okay CNN Business tells me that there are No Worries at Walmart and that the great electric car race is just beginning
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Postby Marza » Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:49 pm

No, no! Like this

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Postby budlite supernova » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:40 am

Can't believe no one is talking about this
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:40 am

i cannot be stopped
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Postby Jefferson Zeppelin » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:48 am

Nathan to market: drop dead
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:49 am

NEWS: You Need Stocks To Live
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:50 am

what'd the markets ever do to you, huh?
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:50 am

Skyler ... I'm the one who stocks
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:43 pm

the husband who yelled, and stocks
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Postby Lil Gugger » Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:45 pm

Well since Nathan destroyed my retirement fund today, I'm back on the join a cult and take over a rural town in newhampshire bandwagon, anybody know any good ones?
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Postby alaska » Tue Mar 10, 2020 3:03 pm

this is fucked up big Nate
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