oh andy borowitz you ragamuffin!

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:42 pm

can you even do this

will the president of the united states see this
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:49 pm

there's satire and then there's a hit with the precision of a gold-medal winning archer
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Postby blab » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:55 pm

lmao
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:59 pm

that was my exact reaction too!
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:02 pm

denmark

buying the united states



boy i'd like to see that lol


because of the healthcare
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:08 pm

christ he just doesn't care who he offends
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:15 pm

no one is safe anymore i guess
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Postby Ides of Smarch » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:16 pm

NOT THE NEWS.
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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:16 pm

i cant believe they didn't stop him
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Postby sordid affair » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:21 pm

he is mind-meltingly terrible
andrei wrote: i heard james joyce is tough, this is probably like the james joyce of rap, ostensibly, if you wanna think of it in those terms. haha, and it bumps, too!
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Postby sordid affair » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:24 pm

i have actually gotten lost in thoughts about exactly how he made his way into the position he holds

what terrible twists of nepotism or fate could have produced this
andrei wrote: i heard james joyce is tough, this is probably like the james joyce of rap, ostensibly, if you wanna think of it in those terms. haha, and it bumps, too!
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:25 pm

he got the job because he's funny
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:26 pm

light rail coyote wrote:he got the job because somebody needs to knock the fat cats down a peg
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Postby Ides of Smarch » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:27 pm

like i don't even feel that he understands the basic principle of what a joke is
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Postby uncledoj » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:52 pm

This is a Boomer thing right? I always think of how depressing it must be for other New Yorker writers when their articles are always below Borowitz's on the most read list
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Postby Debbie » Fri Aug 16, 2019 3:44 pm

Once I called him Andy Boredouttamywits and thirty seconds later The New Yorker called me and offered my a satire gig
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Aug 16, 2019 3:58 pm

Ides of Smarch wrote:Image

Brutal
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:10 pm

sordid affair wrote:i have actually gotten lost in thoughts about exactly how he made his way into the position he holds

what terrible twists of nepotism or fate could have produced this


iirc The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is involved
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby saranclaps » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:01 pm

there was a wtf iirc where someone who wrote on the fresh prince said borowitz threw tantrums and shit
Real Love wrote:every once in a while saranclaps will try to do a funny and it's an extremely off note but I'm not totally convinced he's aware of what is happening
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Postby Debbie » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:04 pm

Great anecdote
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:06 pm

oh denise you ragamuffin!
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Postby RIXX » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:23 pm

Im gonna have another sit down edit with him in two months for the new yorker festival. Should i make him an account and get him to board?
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RIXX wrote:Im gonna have another sit down edit with him in two months for the new yorker festival. Should i make him an account and get him to board?


no
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:29 pm

yeessssssss!
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:30 pm

He already has an account :ugeek:
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Let's just say... he's great in the metal thread.
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