oh andy borowitz you ragamuffin!

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
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Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby jewels » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:37 pm

Endangered Polar Bear Demands Face-to-Face Meeting with Trump

ahahahaha

so good
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Postby jewels » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:38 pm

I'm going to spoiler tag this one, because it's a little too hot for TV




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you sure?











alright.
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Postby Debbie » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:40 pm

He seems like the kind of boarder who'd be pretty nice but not particularly memorable, not rocking the boat
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:44 pm

Image
me right before reading an andy borowitz satire
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:46 pm

I don't think Borowitz is funny, but I also don't think his brand of soft satire is particularly worse than, well, a lot of posts I see on this board. I'm mostly annoyed he's getting paid for it while my Hipinion comrades are routinely exploited.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:19 pm

No Borowitz is much, much worse than replacement level posts on this board, are you kidding me
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:19 pm

I have to ask if you're familiar with this person's work if you really believe that
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:20 pm

The closest thing I can think of on this board to Borowitz is Petty back in the day and he got fucking smoked for it
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Postby Hal Jordan » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:27 pm

Oh wow
well that was intense
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Postby Hal Jordan » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:28 pm

ITT this country gets horoBLITZED
well that was intense
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Postby Hal Jordan » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:29 pm

Purchased by danes lmbo
well that was intense
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Postby Debbie » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:35 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:The closest thing I can think of on this board to Borowitz is Petty back in the day and he got fucking smoked for it


Shhhiiiiitt
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Postby blurst of times » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:59 pm

simply love the spoofs and skits of andy borowitz. i'm a proud biden voter. i'm 70 years old. we exist.
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Postby alaska » Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:29 pm

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:Image


omg
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Postby alaska » Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:30 pm

i wish someone paid me in to live in westchester or whatever and post
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Postby RIXX » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:46 pm

update: i'm working with good ol andy on wed. i'm gonna ask for a picture with him. for my board
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Postby alaska » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:48 pm

:twisted:
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Postby jewels » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:51 pm

be brave and true of heart.
we solute you.
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:54 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:The closest thing I can think of on this board to Borowitz is Petty back in the day and he got fucking smoked for it


Hey, Andy's alright in my book... the book of Borow Itziots!!!

I'm so sorry :|
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:twisted: :twisted: bump :twisted: :twisted:
revealed thread
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Postby Kenny » Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:15 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:The closest thing I can think of on this board to Borowitz is Petty back in the day and he got fucking smoked for it


I know this is a burn, but I don't read Andy Borowitz so can someone tell me how
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