Disco Elysium (92 on OpenCritic)

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby iambic » Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:35 am



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Postby cartola » Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:08 am

Looks fun.

But obligatory:

Game’s 5,000 Hours Of Written Dialogue Spread Over 200 Side Quests And 6 Branching Endings Derided As Rushed, Repetitive

Oh, man, gamers have got to take a gander at this new trainwreck. It looks like reviewers across the internet are harping on new RPG Eternal Dragon: Knights Of Terellia, deriding the open-world game’s 5,000 hours of dialogue spread over 200 side quests and six different endings as completely rushed and blandly repetitive.

Looks like whoever wrote the 1,500-page script for this game’s 16 playable characters has some explaining to do!
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Postby surly » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:06 am

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Postby guy forget » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:07 am

Looks cool but that trailer was very goofy
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Postby iambic » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:13 am

get out
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Postby guy forget » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:15 am

It was goofy! The breathy voice! The way she said “open world rpg!”
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Postby iambic » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:16 am

you're barred m8
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Postby iambic » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:17 am

live look-in of guy trying to get back into my thread

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Postby guy forget » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:17 am

Why is iambic so grumpy? Sounds like a case for a particular isometric dystopian detective I know.....
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Postby cartola » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:47 am

Detective Conan
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Postby iambic » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:12 am

cartola wrote:But obligatory:

script is apparently 980,000 words

which is longer than planescape: torment. or the bible.
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Postby jca » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:22 am

pretty neat. that thought cabinet screen looks intense
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Postby Legion » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:23 am



it would be pretty sick to rave.dj Planescape and the King James version

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Postby Legion » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:24 am



Jesus wept.

"Whoa, thought we lost you for good this time, chief."

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Postby iambic » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:25 am

"What can change the nature of a man?"

David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins.
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Postby cartola » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:43 am

iambic wrote:
cartola wrote:But obligatory:

script is apparently 980,000 words

which is longer than planescape: torment. or the bible.

:D
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Postby guy forget » Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:47 am

i made fun but i will of course be buying this game on day 1 of release
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Postby can't » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:47 am

I think I should do this instead of my life.
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Postby guy forget » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:51 am

Yeah I agree
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Postby iambic » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:53 am

hark at guy weaseling his way back into my affections
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Postby guy forget » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:53 am

Hark to your assmar, butthole
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Postby Legion » Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:02 pm



Hadn't even heard of this game until now, haven't been playing games much in general, now super stoked for this!!

Q about the thought cabinet: Do you get different textual descriptions or interaction options based on your thought loadout? Like, can you spec your dude to be paranoid and obsessive, or charming and flirtatious, and significantly alter the game's flavor?

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Postby guy forget » Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:02 pm

It sure seems that way
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Postby Legion » Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:07 pm



Admittedly, in my excitement, I posted before I read the link above! Now I understand!

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Postby G_S » Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:01 am

I can't decide if I'm day 1 on this but I'm pumped
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Postby alaska » Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:27 am

Should i play planescape
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