The 2019 MLB Post Season

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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:24 am

cardinals on the other hand are much worse than any other team that made the playoffs, except maybe the brewers who they are probably just as good as. they really benefitted from a weird ass season from the cubs, plus their ritualistic blood sacrifice committed every winter solstice.
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Postby separator » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:25 am

The stat about cardinals wins with 1-2 runs scored this year was pretty damning
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Postby guy forget » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:30 am

Man this Skaggs story is looking increasingly wild and sad

https://www.si.com/mlb/2019/10/13/tyler-skaggs-death-investigation-latest
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Postby warmjets » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:46 am

ashtrayheart wrote:cardinals on the other hand are much worse than any other team that made the playoffs, except maybe the brewers who they are probably just as good as. they really benefitted from a weird ass season from the cubs, plus their ritualistic blood sacrifice committed every winter solstice.


dont underestimate the blood sacrifice
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Postby VHB » Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:05 am

Giants fans respect the blood sacrifice, our team just seems to have run out of suitable blood for the time being



so we're gonna have another deal where one LCS is a sweep and the other LCS goes the full 7, causing the sweeping team to sit idle for a week, cool off, and get thumped in the world series, huh
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:08 am

separator wrote:The stat about cardinals wins with 1-2 runs scored this year was pretty damning

the pivotal series where they swept the cubs in four games, didn’t they out score them by a total of like, 5 runs?
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Postby neck » Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:58 am

four runs
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:16 pm

so this game is over
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:17 pm

how come the yankees broadcasters are so fuckin bad
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Postby surly » Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:33 pm

i think you answered your own question there
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Postby goldsoundz » Tue Oct 15, 2019 4:12 pm

why's this game on in the middle of the day
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Oct 15, 2019 4:12 pm

goldsoundz wrote:why's this game on in the middle of the day


there’s two games
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue Oct 15, 2019 4:16 pm

i think the yanks are gonna win this game

would be easier if gary sanchez remembered he’s actually pretty good
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Postby guy forget » Tue Oct 15, 2019 4:31 pm

Lol Brett
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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Oct 15, 2019 5:06 pm

Announcers are always really obsessed with when a pitcher has a long wait. Is this a real thing or just folk wisdom
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Postby khal yeezus » Tue Oct 15, 2019 6:31 pm

my gf, listening to the broadcast, every time they mention edwin encarnacion

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Postby zach york » Tue Oct 15, 2019 6:59 pm

yank fans threw junk on the field when a call was correctly reversed and then cheered loudly when cessa nailed bregman in the back with a 92 fastball
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Postby shark week » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:03 pm

zach york wrote:yank fans threw junk on the field when a call was correctly reversed and then cheered loudly when cessa nailed bregman in the back with a 92 fastball


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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:04 pm

it’s called caring
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Postby shark week » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:04 pm

ALCS game 4

only off by one game, damn
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:12 pm

zach york wrote:yank fans threw junk on the field when a call was correctly reversed and then cheered loudly when cessa nailed bregman in the back with a 92 fastball

astros fans elected ted cruz
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:14 pm

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zach york wrote:yank fans threw junk on the field when a call was correctly reversed and then cheered loudly when cessa nailed bregman in the back with a 92 fastball

astros fans elected ted cruz


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Postby separator » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:14 pm

man oh man
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:19 pm

this game is going great at least
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Postby trouble » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:20 pm

lol
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:20 pm

did they just roll through 6 batters and 2 runs in 9 pitches?
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:20 pm

when have dc fans ever done wrong
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Postby warmjets » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:21 pm

Rather just get swept tonight than drag this on any further
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Postby ashtrayheart » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:22 pm

where’s that yadi leadership
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:25 pm

8 batters 15 pitches 5 runs
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