NBA 2019-20 Thread: Fuck Your Season

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby delgriffith » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:35 am

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Survey of NBA Team Fandom
An Incomplete List of Boarders and the NBA Teams They Are Fans Of
Last update October 1st 2019

Not on this list? Do you want to be? Let me know - post your team in the thread or PM me!

EASTERN CONFERENCE
Atlantic
Boston Celtics: Rumours, nakedlunch, buriedinspace, lordofdiapers, kid pretentious, ecto, WAC, whatabout tim, mondrary
Brooklyn Nets: swish chalet
New York Knicks: mcwop23, landspeedrecord, jon, dog liver, larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2, kid_chameleon, ThePettyDemon, Celiac Cruz, mini
Philadelphia 76ers: Spoilt Victorian Child, emotional fascism, mug, antoine, hyperbole man, draw, lockheed
Toronto Raptors: Automatic, speakers, jerbear, endor holocaust, evil olive, stakeout, rollercoaster, gallits, qmass, Aeris Hilton, danslog, pauline walnuts

Central
Chicago Bulls: sleigh, mouthful of sores, s/ns, nefarious, brentmoney, Kuboaa, grayfox, stacks, tex porneau, deebster, Mesh, Jabberwocky, lightfoot, Dear You, goldsoundz, trouble
Cleveland Cavaliers: Marcus Halberstram, charm school, Ankh, ernie, guidance
Detroit Pistons: pootis, murray st., unpredictable landlord, shirts optional, plashy
Indiana Pacers: neck
Milwaukee Bucks: dcm, 5% Tint, douchechill, Lucky, splasm, adamtrask, goldmatt

Southeast
Atlanta Hawks: freeform, epistrophy, iwillneverpost
Charlotte Hornets: Bernie, feral, alaska
Miami Heat: Asian Santa Baby
Orlando Magic: Eyeball Kid, G_S, midnite cobra, itsmecraig, DisposableGriot, Primary, the_village
Washington Wizards: shankly, shame dawg, surly, laserblast, Hugh, separator, blurst of times

WESTERN CONFERENCE
Southwest
Dallas Mavericks: good pups, pissydan, blab
Houston Rockets: dreamshake, sniplets, r4l9, eternalux
Memphis Grizzlies: Durham
New Orleans Pelicans: iambic
San Antonio Spurs: scurrydog, Brouhaha, full of fire, watt, wintergreen, KPH, aeroplane, truncated

Northwest
Denver Nuggets: IRZ, The Dirty Turtle, wario lopez
Minnesota Timberwolves: Milquetoaster Strudels, uncledoj, boddy, hash driveway, Big Oil, jack
Oklahoma City Thunder: Thalidomide, figaro
Portland Trail Blazers: blake, hey look, delgriffith, unome, smartphone, hbb
Utah Jazz: jalapeño ranch, just trouble

Pacific
Golden State Warriors: Potential Boarder, manunder, famnexdo, mego, sconies
Los Angeles Clippers: milknight, tonybricker, jumper, Wilderness
Los Angeles Lakers: sako, rushofwings, Spotlight Kid, fury, Phils pecker, jumper, Amblin
Phoenix Suns: thrasher, villalobos
Sacramento Kings: Spooky Jim, bruceagain, Subbacultcha

THE NBA DEVELOPMENT LEAGUE
Atlantic
Maine Red Claws: Gnarls

THE NBA GAME TIME APP
Pledging Applegiance: trouble

BREAKFAST DEFECTORS
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:36 am

Go blazers
you are only coming through in waves
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:37 am

Accidentally hit submit on this while I was trying to edit the Thibs gif... welcome!

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Postby jack » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:43 am

this is the season that andrew wiggins finally puts it together
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Postby neck » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:44 am

may i please be added as a pacers fan?
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Postby speakers » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:45 am

jack wrote:this is the season that stanley johnson finally puts it together
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:45 am

neck wrote:may i please be added as a pacers fan?

We finally got one! Welcome :)
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Postby speakers » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:46 am

i mean when you think about it, wouldn't you rather have stanley johnson and og anunoby rather than kawhi?

kahwhi is just one player while the other two, combined, are two
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:47 am

jack wrote:this is the season that markelle fultz destroys the league
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Postby speakers » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:48 am

i really hope fultz and wiggins and all those other guys who have the tools and the raw materials but the instructions are in a foreign language finally put it together
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:48 am

I can’t remember if it was brought up in the other thread but this is bullshit.

Celiac Cruz wrote:This one has no real explanation:
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:48 am

speakers wrote:i mean when you think about it, wouldn't you rather have stanley johnson and og anunoby rather than kawhi?

kahwhi is just one player while the other two, combined, are two

Rondae and Pascal will also be playing at the 3
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Postby Bernie » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:49 am

Oh thank god! (This is going to suck)
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Postby murray st. » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:50 am



i already hate this season
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Postby speakers » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:51 am

soft milk wrote:
speakers wrote:i mean when you think about it, wouldn't you rather have stanley johnson and og anunoby rather than kawhi?

kahwhi is just one player while the other two, combined, are two

Rondae and Pascal will also be playing at the 3


you just doubled my point
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Postby Thrustin Jeroux » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:52 am

speakers wrote:
soft milk wrote:
speakers wrote:i mean when you think about it, wouldn't you rather have stanley johnson and og anunoby rather than kawhi?

kahwhi is just one player while the other two, combined, are two

Rondae and Pascal will also be playing at the 3


you just doubled my point

Let’s fuck around and win it all again
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Postby r4l9 » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:52 am

Put me in for the rockets and the year they finally breakthrough
Also rooting for tacko fall
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Postby neck » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:55 am

delgriffith wrote:
neck wrote:may i please be added as a pacers fan?

We finally got one! Welcome :)


thanks!

i'm not real enthusiastic about the upcoming season, but hopefully i'm wrong.
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Postby kid pretentious » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:58 am

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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:59 am

Celiac Cruz wrote:This one has no real explanation:
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Postby jack » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:00 am

murray st. wrote:

i already hate this season


so happy this guy isn't on my team anymore
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:02 am

Just want to congratulate NBA Applegiance stalwart trouble for the perfect final post in the old thread
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Postby ecto » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:05 am

The sixers fans are outdated in the OP
I'm 15 and want to be a part of this friend now. What can I do? (self.LazerBlade)
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:06 am

kings
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:08 am

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Postby delgriffith » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:08 am

ecto wrote:The sixers fans are outdated in the OP

Right you are :)
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:08 am

sign me up to the dang rapist team
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:09 am

jack wrote:
murray st. wrote:

i already hate this season


so happy this guy isn't on my team anymore

i mean the other rapist team
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:10 am

ty, i will now pretend to act like a grown man for 12-18 hours
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Postby scurrydog » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:13 am

Honestly, very excited for this spurs championship season.
love you guys!
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