this guy i know has been hanging out with bjork

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Postby honeypie » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:57 pm

i don't know him that well, only met him a couple times. he's a close friend of my wife and he keeps hanging out with bjork

would you be down to hang with bjork?
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Postby honeypie » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:00 pm

bjork knows his name and they just hang out at places. he said she started humming really loud in an elevator.

this isn't a parody thread, it's just about a guy i know that hangs out with bjork
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Postby Lil Gugger » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:01 pm

Do you think bjork is picky about the people she hangs around with or is she more of an Ellen like figure
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Postby Mr. Towel » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:04 pm

i still remember the poster who recounted his long ago tale of having bjork hit on him in a hotel lobby bar and not going back with her to her room

not sure if i wanted it to be true or not, what an idiot
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Postby dusky » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:07 pm

yes I would hang out with Bjork
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Postby fester » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:09 pm

You can't just go sleeping with people you aren't in love with
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Postby neuartillery » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:09 pm

Mr. Towel wrote:i still remember the poster who recounted his long ago tale of having bjork hit on him in a hotel lobby bar and not going back with her to her room

not sure if i wanted it to be true or not, what an idiot


Too bad he's Dead
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Postby virile » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:10 pm

i'd hang out with bjork for sure i'm not a busy guy
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Postby Celiac » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:15 pm

Hanging out with Björk is a no brainer for me, it probably wouldn’t e at the top of her list to hang out with me
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Postby virile » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:27 pm

i know this isn't technically related but i did used to work with a guy who did heroin with natasha lyonne that might also be fun
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Postby tricksforchips » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:45 pm

Would def smoke a bowl with Bjork.
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Postby This Guy » Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:13 pm

Bjork is awesome
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Postby quinine » Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:16 pm

I would give anything to hang out with björk
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Postby broodstar » Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:18 pm

friend of a friend was hs friends with tim hecker and they just chilled and ate burgers or something
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Postby quinine » Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:25 pm

no one cares
about eating burgers with tim hecker
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Postby Brouhaha » Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:30 pm

neuartillery wrote:
Mr. Towel wrote:i still remember the poster who recounted his long ago tale of having bjork hit on him in a hotel lobby bar and not going back with her to her room

not sure if i wanted it to be true or not, what an idiot


Too bad he's Dead

I larfed
make it mild
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:32 pm

neuartillery wrote:
Mr. Towel wrote:i still remember the poster who recounted his long ago tale of having bjork hit on him in a hotel lobby bar and not going back with her to her room

not sure if i wanted it to be true or not, what an idiot


Too bad he's Dead


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Postby gauchebag » Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:56 pm

i'd rather hang out with fiona apple but bjork would be chill too

where do i sign
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Postby Jouster » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:02 am

Tai-Pan wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLDIKsWmSKw


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Postby evil olive » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:13 am

My friend hung out with Bjork at a disco in Reykjavik

And by hung out I mean danced beside
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Postby inmate » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:24 am

i'm pretty busy this week but yeah, i'd be down to hang pretty soon. is she free next weekend?
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Postby provm » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:32 am

I'd rather eat burgers with tim heck than hangout with bjork
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Postby dvr » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:36 am

ask your wife to ask her close friend to ask bjork what her favorite slowdive album is
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Postby spix et chicho » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:39 am

I met her once. she was at an art opening for a thing I scored with serpentwithfeet in her entourage. the artist introduced us and I was mortified to be talking with her, was so self-conscious and felt totally boring, couldn’t wait for the interaction to end. she is too cool, I can’t face up to that socially
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Postby spix et chicho » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:40 am

she was also wearing a very ornate mask and an insane outfit so I guess she was a little intimidating
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:41 am

virile wrote:i know this isn't technically related but i did used to work with a guy who did heroin with natasha lyonne that might also be fun


did he give you any juicy details about natasha
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Postby honeypie » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:43 am

this guy said he's exhausted because he keeps staying out until 4am to hang with bjork
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Postby spix et chicho » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:45 am

that does sound exhausting!
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Postby honeypie » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:46 am

i guess technically i know two guys that have been hanging out with bjork, but i only met the other guy once
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